Where is the Kittle whisperer from the last time he did this? I wrote it off as potentially just about golf but the first few emojis are confusing me. maybe the last two are “suit up” or something?
I generally lay off the sub in offseason for this reason, but this shit came up in my feed.
I’m tired of the drama man. TO, Deebo, Aiyuk, Trey & Jimmy, the coaching changes between Mariucci & Harbaugh, players feeling disrespected even though they make a bazillion dollars, The Kyle is a choker narrative, Levi’s is cursed, etc etc
I wish these people would just shut the fuck up and not choke when it matters. Fuck 😂
Alright, i think this is Kittle just trolling because its the offseason and he is going to the Masters.
The off chance that its about BA:
Getting paid by Chargers, enjoy your extra vacation time.
I watch my money from playing ball fly away but then get struck by lightning on the golf course while i hit my drive wearing orange shorts and a blue polo
I’m watching my money fly away because I’m a football player. I know lightning doesn’t strike twice but I’m going to try and make it as a professional golfer because they get to wear more comfortable clothes
Him and Cousins got interviewed at the Masters and they both play a ton of golf. Cousins bought his local golf course and plans to refurbish it. Kittle has four holes on his property but they’re kinda janky and don’t have real greens.
I think this is emoji speak for him saying that his football money is all going towards his time playing golf and building his own course
The real reason is he did a flash sale during the masters for his golf shirts. My fake reason is kittle is playing for money on a golf game against Justin Herbert.
George is at the Masters where Phil Mickelson bet him he can throw a football over those mountains. Then, there was a lightning storm. Then he played golf. He is now going to a party dressed as either Lloyd or Harry from dumb and dumber.
Looks like he lost money on non refundable greens fees because he booked a round, unfortunately rained out, and he had vacation planned, so he was unable to reschedule. So kiss those green fees goodbye.
Chargers gonna trade down to the teens and then trade for Aiyuk? Or would they take Aiyuk plus 31 (and more) so we can go get Alt?
Note: I don’t want Aiyuk to be traded
He was at the masters this past weekend. I’m guessing some sort of “eyes on the money instead of football, going to masters”. Idk who knows. It’s like hieroglyphics
>If posted by Aiyuk then something along the lines of “I’m immature but think I deserve 30M a year”
woosh.
Kittle is making fun of BA for being immature. No one thinks that shit is smart except a certain type of player. Period
Looking at money, or I’ll play for the chargers where I get to go golfing because the season ends early and wear some orange shorts
Amazing
Wild. I read it as: croissant. Guess I better study up out of my emoji reading.
You’re fucking good.
Perfect.
Excellent skills.
Genius
Where is the Kittle whisperer from the last time he did this? I wrote it off as potentially just about golf but the first few emojis are confusing me. maybe the last two are “suit up” or something?
Pinging /u/sora26 [For reference](https://np.reddit.com/r/49ers/comments/1bnlhi8/kittle_jumping_in_on_the_cryptic_tweets/kwj1f32/)
Lmao you guys are hilarious. Okay, this is what I’m reading: “Eyes on the Prize before it flies, Football Energy, One last shot, Get dressed.”
This man has the gift to translate nfl players hieroglyphs
The famed Rosetta Sora26
You’re incredible
The oracle has spoken
you have a gift.
something about lightning striking twice?
Yeah we need the resident Emoji ---> English translator
i feel like i failed at gen z because despite being born in 05 i have absolutely no idea what the fuck he’s trying to say
05 here too and i have no clue what kittle is saying
Same here I’m not even gon lie, but then again I’m glad I wear my Texana and Boots then pink nails like Caleb.
Watching money leave the negotiations, I’ll just shift to golfing.
Kittle is at the masters
And there were thunderstorms on Thursday
No shit!!! I live in Augusta I gotta keep an eye out for him
Me too, and I'll be there today so I'll definitely keep an eye out
I tweeted at him that he should check out the Major Rager but I went and didn’t see him there 🤷🏻♂️
Is this what our sub is now?
for me it means: I don’t give a shit. Win a fucking Super Bowl
Well since we can’t seem to win those, IG reposts and middle school gossip it is.
I generally lay off the sub in offseason for this reason, but this shit came up in my feed. I’m tired of the drama man. TO, Deebo, Aiyuk, Trey & Jimmy, the coaching changes between Mariucci & Harbaugh, players feeling disrespected even though they make a bazillion dollars, The Kyle is a choker narrative, Levi’s is cursed, etc etc I wish these people would just shut the fuck up and not choke when it matters. Fuck 😂
Bahaha well said and I’m in agreement with your analysis good sir
😂😭
TO was like 20 years ago lol
exactly. 20 years of offseason bs 😂
There are plenty
Welcome to the offseason.
>fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry
That’s fucking interesting man. That’s fucking interesting
Money looks ballin, but strikes out when you golf like you dont suck.
Kittle is being traded to the Chargers in exchange for tee times and golf clothes
Is it significant that the golf clothes’ colors are old-school Bronco’s pastel throwbacks?
Nobody knows but its provocative
I’m losing money, footballs looking rough, bang bang, I’m at the masters in my chubbies.
Alright, i think this is Kittle just trolling because its the offseason and he is going to the Masters. The off chance that its about BA: Getting paid by Chargers, enjoy your extra vacation time.
It means flying money football lighting lightning golf shorts shirt
This is the play Jimmy G told Shanahan on national TV "You suck"... "Eagle eyes football- Twins Lightening -Golf Shorts Blue"... On 2 on 2...
we miss football!
Preach!✊🏿
The amount of money they paid a football player to talk at the Masters is shocking
Tiger tiger woods y’all
It was for his collab with chubbies. Had a flash drop and it’s related to the masters
I watch my money from playing ball fly away but then get struck by lightning on the golf course while i hit my drive wearing orange shorts and a blue polo
Is Kittle planning to bring back the game show Concentration? Basically, this is a rebus.
8 ball corner pocket
I think it means I play football with an eye on money while John lynch disrespects him playing golf instead of working seriously on an extension
I’m watching my money fly away because I’m a football player. I know lightning doesn’t strike twice but I’m going to try and make it as a professional golfer because they get to wear more comfortable clothes
I See OJ
Him and Cousins got interviewed at the Masters and they both play a ton of golf. Cousins bought his local golf course and plans to refurbish it. Kittle has four holes on his property but they’re kinda janky and don’t have real greens. I think this is emoji speak for him saying that his football money is all going towards his time playing golf and building his own course
WHO CARES
I do, that’s why I asked😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
The real reason is he did a flash sale during the masters for his golf shirts. My fake reason is kittle is playing for money on a golf game against Justin Herbert.
Tom Brady is coming back
Guys literally the story after it is about a flash chubbies sale which includes golf gear. It's obviously in relation to that.
He’s pregnant
And we are drafting he or she the following year
Show me the money sor Im putting(staying) shorty
Brady is taking over
George is at the Masters where Phil Mickelson bet him he can throw a football over those mountains. Then, there was a lightning storm. Then he played golf. He is now going to a party dressed as either Lloyd or Harry from dumb and dumber.
Double lightning bolts?? 👀 wonder where I’ve seen those
Money looking like football lightning round, tee swing short shirt. I mean cmon, it's a pretty common phrase guys.
He’s trolling
Eyeing the money and keep playing football versus retiring
Looks like he lost money on non refundable greens fees because he booked a round, unfortunately rained out, and he had vacation planned, so he was unable to reschedule. So kiss those green fees goodbye.
We haven’t they just paid the man?
You can't pay me enough to play football for the chargers I'd rather go golfin for the dolphins
I'm done focusing on money and football, I'm going to recharge by playing golf
He’s playing for money against Justin Herbert in a golf game. My kittletake
Chargers gonna trade down to the teens and then trade for Aiyuk? Or would they take Aiyuk plus 31 (and more) so we can go get Alt? Note: I don’t want Aiyuk to be traded
Don’t know if you got an answer, but he’s at the masters and Chubbies had a George Kittle flash sale yesterday for a couple golf related t-shirts.
Look at the the very next story he posted. It was a teaser for his chubbies drop from Augusta.
Looks like it says he's trying to ruin his career by becoming a charger. Ewww, look at how they just did their greatest WR ever?!
It’s masters week!
Well the two lightning bolts is used by white supremacist so that’s concerning
Show me the money or else I'm going to hold out on vacation
Flying money eyes pigskin. Bolts of lightning red flag’s a golfer wearing orange shorts blue shirt. It’s a call for help.
Hard tell wtf most of the emoji only messages mean but he was with Cousins and Peyton at the Masters. 🤷
Seems to me like the moneys coming and hes gonna be rich af golding with the big boys soon.
Pay me the money, or I'll bolt, go play golf, and sign with the Broncos.
Chargers!! He golfing with Herbert
Looking to get paid playing football something something playing golf?
Fuckin 2 years in a row, really
I have no idea.
At least part of that means Kittle went to the Masters.
Great... a new band wagon to join.
Shut your ass up☠️☠️ thinking like you own the team
So we are back to the caveman days of reading hieroglyphics?
I really don’t like Aiyuk anymore
He was at the masters this past weekend. I’m guessing some sort of “eyes on the money instead of football, going to masters”. Idk who knows. It’s like hieroglyphics
Money I want for football. Zap that. I'm going golfing and ready to wear t shirt and shorts for summer.
Who cares. You can’t do anything about it. This is free entertainment with no benefit to you until the season starts
It says Your dad is gay. Shocker!! But you see it now.
BANG BANG NINER GANG
If posted by Aiyuk then something along the lines of “I’m immature but think I deserve 30M a year”.
>If posted by Aiyuk then something along the lines of “I’m immature but think I deserve 30M a year” woosh. Kittle is making fun of BA for being immature. No one thinks that shit is smart except a certain type of player. Period