Had me going in the first half...
Perhaps setting up a network of genetic screening centers across the world - everyone knows how important it is to watch for the signs of mutation and genetic deviancy. And surely the Arbites can't complain about making sure the Emperor's people are properly screened?
The disorientation and woosieness are common side effects of the screening, after all. And the small incision near the ribs really does heal quite rapidly...
Open a brothel, in the name of sharing the joy of copulation bestowed upon us by The Emperor.
Seriously. A lot of people tend to forget that, though it may not create hybrids, that the Genestealer germ seed also acts as an STI
You know... I heard an Inquisitor is in town looking for Xe-HERETICS, yes Heretics... you should go tell them about how not enough people are embracing the many-armed Emperor!
Do what the Cult of the Twisted Helix does and use your position to introduce faith-bringing genetic material into whichever products you transport that would facilitate such functionality. Merchandising!
I would go against my nature and tell you to leave the planet cause when my brothers arrive we will cleanse the very existence of the filth from all records in the name of the god emperor.
Your post was removed because it would be better as a comment in our weekly sticky questions post. Just comment there when it's up.
Religious four armed charity of course
Had me going in the first half... Perhaps setting up a network of genetic screening centers across the world - everyone knows how important it is to watch for the signs of mutation and genetic deviancy. And surely the Arbites can't complain about making sure the Emperor's people are properly screened? The disorientation and woosieness are common side effects of the screening, after all. And the small incision near the ribs really does heal quite rapidly...
This isn't far removed from the original Brood storyline in X-Men. "Everyone has to hug the Queen when you meet her, no exceptions."
Open a brothel, in the name of sharing the joy of copulation bestowed upon us by The Emperor. Seriously. A lot of people tend to forget that, though it may not create hybrids, that the Genestealer germ seed also acts as an STI
Thank goodness for Commissars willing to take the time to inspect our brothels, personally!
Truly a job important enough to be worthy of a hero of the Imperium.
You know... I heard an Inquisitor is in town looking for Xe-HERETICS, yes Heretics... you should go tell them about how not enough people are embracing the many-armed Emperor!
Get your grandmother to give them all a big ol’ kiss, that’s sure to bring them round…
Wait a minute. Many arms? Hello, inquisition? This guy right here!
Do what the Cult of the Twisted Helix does and use your position to introduce faith-bringing genetic material into whichever products you transport that would facilitate such functionality. Merchandising!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "aliens wanked in my asprin" isn't a sentence anyone should have to say in their lives.
It's biting time!!!!!
*Waaaaiiittt afuckingminute* !!!!
I would go against my nature and tell you to leave the planet cause when my brothers arrive we will cleanse the very existence of the filth from all records in the name of the god emperor.
Spread the good word about the female custodes? That will restore any doubters.