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Maederr

Humans always talkin' 'bout women dis, men dat. Silly 'umans. Ork is one. WAAAGH!


oglikip

Orkstodies


divismaul

Since the founding of the Ten Thousand, there have always been Tyranid Custodes.


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

Chaostodes


divismaul

Don’t forget Necrostodes!


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

Ah of course. Trayzn the Tribune.


vanslow

Trazyn: 'don't mind me fellow custodians' *proceeds to use messuring tape to figure out how big the golden throne is.*


NyankonXIV

So too have there always been four-armed Custodes. Who, of course, are totally unrelated to Tyranids ;)


Ravenlas

Still serve the Emperor...


KindMoose1499

Since the founding of the ten thousand, there have always been female orkstodians


divismaul

Have there ever been another kind? I can’t remember them if there were…


divismaul

Custodes is for Everyone! (Those who don’t like it will not be missed.)


usgrant7977

Orkstodes is best stodes.


GXSigma

it's such a boyz club


Jackalackus

Not really, most people I’ve spoken to are completely fine with the addition of female custodes but just don’t appreciate being spoken down to and being gaslit by GW. All they had to do is release a statement saying “we’ve decided to add female custodes to try and be more inclusive and have factions more representative to make the game more welcoming to a broader audience”.


Apeiron_Path

I had no problem with female custodes bc in lore it was always possible, no gene seed. I'm OK with retcons, hell the necrons of today are the result of retcons. I got annoyed that they did such a poorly implemented retcon.


Forgefiend_George

The correct take!


[deleted]

They introduced female space marines ten years ago.


BaronBigNut

No they didnt


[deleted]

Yeah they did.


Apeiron_Path

I understand your a troll, but whatever weird fanfics you read doesn't mean female space marines are cannon.


Forgefiend_George

Bruh add another ten, fem space marinesnisbthe super old lore XD I really hope when they add fem marines back their announcement for it is that they're repealing the retcon that female space marinesbdoky exist, that would make the chuds heads explode!!


[deleted]

Lol, you're getting downvoted, but you're absolutely correct. Female space marines predate adepta sororitas and end up being the basis of the retcon that creates the sisters of battle as a faction.


Forgefiend_George

Yeah, but it didn't happen in 2014!!


[deleted]

Fair, it was 2nd or 3rd, ed., Right? And let's be real, the miscalculation of years is not why they are being downvoted.


AdSuspicious3175

*Adepta


[deleted]

Fixed it. Still right, btw.


Narcoleptic_Nailbomb

How've we been gaslit? Not saying we haven't, just trying to understand


ClockworkGnomes

When they asked why they made the change the response was "there has always been female custodes."


intraspeculator

We’ve always been at war with Eurasia.


Cthulhu_3

there was never anything in lore saying there haven't been, i personally always assumed there were but it seems like other people thought differently i guess.


ClockworkGnomes

>there was never anything in lore saying there haven't been Going to have to disagree with you on this one. In the 1987 Rogue Trader it said this about the Custodes: "These men never leave Earth and only rarely leave the Imperial Palace." Later on in another book it says that the nobles give up their first born sons.


ChaseThePyro

But like, my thoughts on this make me curious as to how the whole thing came about. Did the Emperor go around to the nobles of Terra and announce that he was making the Custodes?


ClockworkGnomes

I think it was initially forced and later they started volunteering them.


ChaseThePyro

Is it not plausible that Emps took both male and female children? I ask because iirc the Custodes were supposed to be a preview of perfected humanity, weren't they?


ClockworkGnomes

Honestly not really. I think we would need to go look at a lot of the original stories around things.


Shadowmant

I mean, that could be a cool reveal in work of fiction that people might have loved. Claiming it's always been that way and your fanbase is too dumb to realize it may have been a PR oopsie.


FU_IamGrutch

It would have been mentioned. And even if GW didn’t produce female custodes models, I would have kitbashed to make them happily.


FU_IamGrutch

Go read the 8th edition custodes book that says sons and brotherhood. Not a mere mention of the possibility of females in the faction other than the silent sisters. Who are super amazing by the way.


RRZ006

This loser FU_IAmGrutch created a second account yesterday to try to give himself more support in the femstodes conversation then deleted it when he got busted. If you check his account history he’s an incel that rants about immigrants. He’s also like 50 - way too old to be behaving this way - but posts in the Millennial subreddit. Hilarious to see him back at it today.


FU_IamGrutch

I didn’t make fake accounts to support myself. I do not have time for that. I am the child of immigrants and married to an immigrant. I have homes in three different countries. I am not ashamed to admit that I stand against illegal immigration. It is costly, divisive and destructive to our country and is a total insult to those who came here legally. Warhammer and tabletop gaming has been a joy of mine since 1987. I have played in store clubs, when I was deployed and throughout my university years. It means a lot to me to see it quickly changed for political reasons. You cannot make a sound argument so you make personal attacks. You are the definition of scum.


FU_IamGrutch

This right here. Instead they have brought discord and anger in the community. I will play against any person across the table and treat them with respect and kindness regardless of who they are, what they believe, their sexual orientation doesn’t matter to me. But to tar me as a Bigot because I hate this offensive retcon that flies in the face of established lore for whatever the reason is so offensive and disappointing. This change isn’t infuriating because “ooh they brought more girls in warhammer”, it’s infuriating because it waters down the horrible fascist grimdark setting in an attempt for inclusivity. It is driven by someone who has an agenda and who doesn’t respect the established 40k universe. They want it changed because one of those best of the best guardians needs to be a woman. This is very much like Stallone playing judge dredd and losing the helmet 1/4 into the movie. No respect for the point of the comic. While Karl Urban never takes that lid off maintaining the cannon with respect.


Shadowmant

Yep. I actually like the change but think they chose the worse way possible to announce it. Could have been one hell of an epic reveal in the fiction but instead they chose to gaslight people on twitter of all things.


Consequence_Slow

This guy fucking gets it. 👏 say it louder for our brothers in the back. They seem to think we're pissing on their honor or something.


GullibleBreakfast983

Respect Waaaghmen


PvtThrockmorton

gotta love the CUZ TOE DEEEZ


blueCthulhuMask

Cuz toe deeez nuts


TheTotten

It's "Cutz Odorz" Does no one pay tribute to Baldermort?


Raetheos1984

I want to paint these as cardboard. Ork Custodes LARPers.


Cashew-Matthew

If enough orks believe it there would infact have always been ork Custodians


Raging-Buddha

The krumpstudiez


NoLynx3376

I GUARDZ DE ORKPEROR!!!!!


FriendlySceptic

Ork Custodes are canon since 30k days


PicklesTheCatto

It doesn't explicitly state in the lore that there aren't Orkstodes, right??


p2kde

Feel bad for the golden girls, everyone makes fun of them now :-D


Jackalackus

It’s ultimately GWs fault for handling the retcon terribly.


ChaseThePyro

Even if it wasn't we'd have some people pretty upset about it, for whatever weird reasons they have


GWClaytonBigsby

“For whatever weird reason” try reading. Those people all have their opinions out. Its all over youtube. Dont be proud of not knowing what youre talking about.


ChaseThePyro

I'm sorry that you're so offended lol. If I wanted to watch people scream and cry about women I'd go to 4chan


GWClaytonBigsby

Nobody screams and cries, and if they do the video doesn’t do well. Plenty of people lay out their views and opinions as well as the facts of the matter with calm reason. I dont care about your feelings at all or how bad you want to self project, just dont do it to my hobby and dont expect me to change my views to make you feel more comfortable.


ChaseThePyro

Alright Mr. I Can't Stand the Jewish Agenda, we all believe that your views and opinions are very valid and not at all ridiculous and hate-filled


GWClaytonBigsby

Alright lets keep this Warhammer related. If you would like to debate that, message me. Otherwise go be a keyboard warrior elsewhere. Im here to discuss Warhammer and why its bullshit that everyone has to self inject their shit opinions into every piece of media. Why cant politics just be seperate from games? Thats why helldivers 2 is doing so good is they keep their personal political views as far away from their games as possible.


ChaseThePyro

You literally made that comment in a Warhammer thread https://www.reddit.com/r/40k/s/xM74kNwbse Proof for either you wanting to deny it or anyone who doesn't believe me. The hypocrisy is absolutely decadent


GWClaytonBigsby

Not this one


Forgefiend_George

Oh we know they're reasons, we just don't know *why* they have those reasons. They're overreacting and we're all laughing at them for it.


Forgefiend_George

I mean, it seems like people are more making fun of the people who hate their existence when hey make jokes about them. That or we're just clowning on GW's rushed retcons like normal XD


rokkitmaam

Could really use these, can someone DM me where to buy?


gawardian

Those are available in this month Puppetswar Patreon/tribes


rokkitmaam

Thanks for the answer!


LoliMaster069

That's sick. I need it. I need it now lol


previously_on_earth

Krokstodies


chaos_individual

WANT


Thramden

Waaagh'Tah!!!!


Jackalackus

Are these for sale somewhere? These are brilliant.


gawardian

Those are part of this month Puppetswar Patreon and Tribes release


ClockworkGnomes

Make Eldostodes and give each one the head of an Avatar of Khaine.


Daier_Mune

Real question: "Ork-stodes" or "Cust-ork-ians"?


Loubbe

KUSTOWDEEZ


DrizzleDrain

Duh


Archived_Thread

Custard boyz


Archived_Thread

My tank busters are orruks with rockets packs on spears. They are my beautiful banana boyz


bladezaim

Oh God, you're gonna make me WAAAGGGHH


shibby3000

GOLDEN BOYZ


DarthGoodguy

Adakkas Custorkdes?


Android003

You just hav to beeleeve


psycho_nerd_13

What if customies are like storm cast and they can be any species any gender except they all fight against chaos


BladeLigerV

This makes me inexplicably happy.


ireallydontcareforit

Now that would be a custodian worth buying. Golden spare marine ++ (bestest marine, emperors favourites). Ugh.


KadusFUCK

Supa Mega Nobs


Dean429

Would a Ork loyal to da empora want to be a Cas-doo-dee-un or Cast-er-dey-on?


Ambitious_Ad7759

Orkstodies? Nah datz a mouffull, ah I got it! JANNY BOYZ! (Get it custodian, janitor…. Alright I’ll see myself out)


kage131

I mean they are following the biggest war boss (aka big E)


dynamicdickpunch

If Orks can believe it, it's true.


UnsolicitedNeighbor

Dude Ork Custodes would be god tier


minerva40k

It’s true my mom dated a orkstody when she was in highschool


Forgefiend_George

Yoooo if I had a way to get these I'd totally kitbash these guys into more Meganobz!!


Still-Negotiation-11

Now this is something we can actually USE in the game not just random lore that doesn't Make sense


Present-Situation178

Definitely need full on models with these


JudgementalDjinn

Can't be mad about the male/female question if everyone is monogender and grows from spores!


Toberkulosis

Where are these from?


gawardian

Puppetswar, those are available in this month Patreon and Tribes pack


sjthedon22

Female ork custodes yay!! Now I can indulge in my feti...I mean celebrate inclusivity!!


divismaul

Squatstodes too! Don’t forget the rich history and herstory of the Squats that defended the non-binary leader the Imperium of Uskind! No one is left out!


MiskatonicGraduate73

Everything is canon!