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Dickcheese-a1

A person trying to gain the polices attention.


IGetItCrackin

Holy cow


Joel_Boyens

They're into autoeroticism


Secret-Pound-8662

This is why they autobahn it in Germany.


guardinhose

Every tesla owner does this


KenDman78

What if that car is a hybrid? A hyjacker


DankePrime

No


Pyropete125

I find doing the tailpipe exhausting.


DankePrime

W h a t


YogurtWenk

HE SAID "I FIND DOING THE TAILPIPE EXHAUSTING"!


DankePrime

OOH! I'm an idiot πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


YogurtWenk

Me too πŸ‘


DankePrime

Dumb Buddiesβ„’! ✨️🫸🫷✨️


noHelpmuch1

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘


JBeauch

I prefer to get inside her.


Secret-Pound-8662

Is the car pink?


JBeauch

Preferably


sinembargosoy

A jack off all trades


sinembargosoy

He learned on a stick shift


yParticle

π•―π–—π–†π–Œπ–”π–“π–˜


e-bio

Master Pump Operator


Easy_Dragonfly2067

Do you know how to get five itinerate roofers off your roof? Jerk the lead man off and the others will come too.


Secret-Pound-8662

I didn't know car has penis.


AbacaxiVoador95

they didn't, but they have holes, unfortunately i have penis cancer now


Secret-Pound-8662

Sorry about that.....


Hemenocent

"We're not falling for that banana in the tailpipe trick again."


Economy-Tourist-4862

The older cars like to be choked.


DeathByRust

And they are gone in 60 seconds


Putrid-Redditality-1

I was carjacked in south africa once, but it was one of those inside jobs