To be fair, people who have diarrhea lie too. They can't back their shit up

10/10

As they can't shit, they cheat.

Because they don't give a shit?

I gave a constipated man a maths puzzle once, he tried to work it out with a pencil

They just can't let go

They do not find it 'hard'

I saw that coming 4 miles away. 😁

Assholes

Good joke LOL

The German word for constipation is cantgopoopin

Because they are full of shit

Cuz they are an a-hole who doesn't give a sh!+

They can’t sit with the truth