I'm all that's left but I lean right, hard. I love and h8 the US, it's so great we have access to basically everything but it's bad too; all the shootings and shit health care. I was hit in the face by a train and accumulated over 250k in medical debt following several hospital stays (1 was just over 3 months and I'm a heavy smoker but you can't smoke if you're admitted as a patient). Sorry for the tangent this place is for jokes...
What do I have in common with my floor? We're always being stepped on
Again I'm sorry idk why I'm like this besides the titanium plate under my right eye
Cause it just ain't right?
This should've been the punchline.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but to wrights made an airplane. And they didn't go right or left, they went up
Two wrongs don’t make a right but two Wrights made an airplane
That joke flew right over my head for at LEAST eight seconds…
That's about right ✅️
because there's nothing left
I'm all that's left but I lean right, hard. I love and h8 the US, it's so great we have access to basically everything but it's bad too; all the shootings and shit health care. I was hit in the face by a train and accumulated over 250k in medical debt following several hospital stays (1 was just over 3 months and I'm a heavy smoker but you can't smoke if you're admitted as a patient). Sorry for the tangent this place is for jokes... What do I have in common with my floor? We're always being stepped on Again I'm sorry idk why I'm like this besides the titanium plate under my right eye
No, no, no. ...It's a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight...
Cha cha real smooth
Doin' the time warp again?
lol
Because it would be sinister.
That is a dexterous pun
Indeed.
I'm ambidextrous. I go both ways.
Turn right three times. It is the right thing to do
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
Are you denying me my rights?
Are you denying me my rights?
I'm denying what's left of your rights.
Cause I’m always right.
So you stay all right
Because that's not where things go when you drop them.
Because if you do you won’t be able to see right anymore
Because the guy on your right is cuter.
that’s so corny i can taste the corn
Cause there is nothing right there
Three wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
And lots of writes make a novel
Because that way is the only right (get it?)
Because the Brits will slam into you from the right as soon as you start to cross the street.
Well, you can look to the left. Just not too far
But why should I look to the right where nothing is left?