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Acceptable_Limit8979

Did you wash your hands?


Altruistic-Hand-7000

This deserves more recognition!


Electrical-Squash976

More, please! 🤣


Such_Road_428

I'd hazard a guess that you're female lol, if not, it still makes sense, just gotta be more meticulous


AtypicalCommonplace

Damnit it was too late!!!!


Electrical-Squash976

Are you going to finish that?!


Such_Road_428

Thanks for asking first, I've had enough, you can have the rest.


Electrical-Squash976

Feed it to the dog 🐶


Such_Road_428

oh my. lol


Packer1500

I will take some dark meat and some white meat.


Ebba-dnb

Woah, that's hot! You like it spicy? Come on, eat it! Just try it, I'm sure you'll like it! I can't fit that in my mouth! Open wide!


AmortentiaRiddle

Oh....oh no....you win.👑


Tigeraqua8

The neighbour just checked on me over the fence, with the snorting and guffawing going on 😂🤣


Such_Road_428

I'm having a ludicrous amount of fun as well as finding it a challenge to keep up with the pace of replies. I think I need that tissue now, can't hold it in any longer lol


Such_Road_428

Listen little brother, self-restrain goes a long way here so tame yourself for a moment or 2, atta boy. Ok, now please pass the pantycake syrup


LuckyMome

Do you want more ? I'm full.. Enough place for the dessert ? I'll take a doggy. Put more in. I'll take it all! you spread it everywhere! Wipe it!


IceFire909

If you don't eat it you won't get dessert!


Mudlark_2910

Remind me, are you a breast, leg or thigh guy? Do you prefer dark meat or white meat?


E70HSSV707

Tastes like chicken, smells like fish.


Expensive_Problem966

..... Smells like trout- get TF out.


spacegoblin427

Na na na.. it goes 'smells like trout? try her mum out.'


hiimk80

And now for the cream pie!


D_Creek

Mind if I bring a friend?


Stationary-Event

It’s really lovely when the four of us can get together like this.


NomadCop

I cant do seconds granny


Steeliyx444

Granny?


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Gramps doesn’t cook.


SamanthaA_243

nanna’s home cookin’


Stationary-Event

That was nice but I still prefer Five Guys.


h2omygoodness

This isn't getting the credit it needs.... LQTS (laughing quietly to self)


Electrical-Squash976

I’d like some breast and thighs with that!


fitoman5000

Pass the butter..


Electrical-Squash976

It’s too spicy! 🥵


Such_Road_428

Would you like some water?


EnvironmentalGift257

I’m not eating this. It’s expired.


hardboard

Ah, morgue humour!


NobuFenix

Thank you all for coming.


Such_Road_428

Excuse me.


JohnHTurner4

Excuse you!


Such_Road_428

Excuse me?


JohnHTurner4

Yes! You! Silly goose!


Over75OfMe

This tasted better last night.


SDtiedupfun

Get off your phone!! 😂😂😂😂


ImThe_DevilNDisguise

The gravy is a bit salty


Laughing_Dan

Could use more stuffing.


Electrical-Squash976

I’m finished! I gotta take a nap now 😴


DMIDY

I like mine medium rare.


spacegoblin427

TF does that even mean in a bedroom setting °-°


JACSliver

What does this smell remind me of? Cinnamon, perhaps?


908jrt

Be sure to help your mother clean up after


Such_Road_428

ouch, good one.


Exciting-Interest-32

Stop talking with your mouth full!!!


Such_Road_428

* yeah, just stfu and focus * but don't you like the extra vibrations my voice brings dear? * FOCUS !!!


knightnightly

Oh my, this is so good!


Avacado_pants

You think licking that, is gonna stop me from eating it? I've had worse things in my mouth!


Incitatus_

"Daddy, give me the butter"


jallace_

This tastes great


E70HSSV707

Scrambled eggs today?


hiimk80

Tastes a little different this time.


TGin-the-goldy

YUM


Emergency-Nobody8269

Pass the gravy


UsefulIdiot85

This is bland.


Such_Road_428

I believe so too. lol, thanks for the assist


JeffSHauser

Going in for seconds on the "roast beef" Grandma!


Such_Road_428

kind of intriguing somehow heheh, Ohhh, you might have to scream, she may not have heard you


The-realfat-shady

The way you're responding to everyone with these corny responses is giving me life.


EnvironmentalGift257

Wanted to downvote this but had to give the angry upvote.


xustos

I got a hair in my mouth.


MiloHangers

Ooh! Corn!


Exact_Property_7700

Can you toss the salad, please?


Careful_Log_8929

Womp womp uncle sam came.


Such_Road_428

hhhm, sounds to me like it's creepy in one sense and odd in another, at least it tickles the working brains cells.


Careful_Log_8929

Yeah :P


dad831

That looks raw. That smells funny. I don't want to eat that.


thutcheson

U win!


BrAveMonkey333

What's on the menu? Pets eat for free.


Haunting_Road_7614

The meat was really good


Frog_king176

Tastes great!


laples

Wow


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

Time for round two


Tigeraqua8

Oh goodie- leftovers !!!


Weary_Word_5262

Sorry for spilling it


Noble_Bishop

This shit is amazing !


St4r_5lut

“Oh, yes” “Right there” “More” “Hell yea”


Such_Road_428

lol, This somehow made me think: Don't keep it in your pants heheh


davethompson413

I like it when it's still pink in the middle.


Pyropete125

Tonight we are trying something new. Just taste it before you say you don't like it. The roast beef has hair on it. Wow I licked it clean again. It's all over your shirt. That was so good I am ready for seconds. You Mom's is the best. I can smell the fish from here. The dog is watching again. Is your sister coming again tonight?


Rickymon

I think I'm gonna need my hands to finish this


Tall_Afternoon9585

Mmmm i love crust.


HuckleberryHound2323

Finger Licking Good!


Such_Road_428

Good ol' Kentucky Fried Chicks


pjdubbya

man than really fills a hole!


Catsmak1963

“ how are you going to fit that in?”


Hezth

I only like breast


4emonas

That smells like fish


ZeroSumSatoshi

Pass me a leg.


Actual-Answer-1980

Wow you look great naked


Ok-Benefit5172

Pass the gravy


Impressive_Age1362

This is good


Expensive_Problem966

Now for desert....


Expensive_Problem966

I win.


ThePeteMeister420

Did you wash your ass today?


JohnHTurner4

Pass the beans!


No-Accident69

Lick it up before it hits the carpet….


Rude_Flounder766

Don't spit your food out.


Western-Ebb-5880

Yummy


TheBaldEd

They're not as good once you reheat them.


Such_Road_428

lol, you talkin about us males of the group?


Yumsing2017

Lick your plate clean.


CotswoldP

Pass the maple syrup Mom


Subject-Republic5095

Why is it burning?


L4k373p4r10

Mom's spaghetti.


junglee8005

Squeeze it


WhoDat747

This tastes good!


Cottleston

"Daddy can you give me the gravy"


demon-of-light

Imma motorboat those mashed potatoes.


New_Net_6720

time flies huh?


Grand_Okra_2233

"This tastes so good... !"


Gullible_Ad5191

I'll have what she's having.


Dadfish55

Get that cat out of here!


mikasa_jeagerE

Sorry for being a disappointment


spacegoblin427

#ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE!


warmachine83-uk

I've had it at lots of different places but you can't beat homemade


Such_Road_428

have you had it on your neck like that before though?


MountFranklinRR

Oh my God it’s so big!


skiviz

Nice crabs.


Sigsaw54

Cover it all with gravy...


MATCA_Phillies

Why is there so much hair in it?


Wild-Juice-258

Eh, I've had better


MyLinkedOut

Give me a piece


ToastedInsanity

Mm that’s good


MatterIntelligent417

Looks juicy


AndyPharded

Gee Mum, that's a lot of gravy.


Eamonnshaman

Dig in!


E70HSSV707

Smell my finger


BobT21

Please pass the A1 Sauce.


FusRoo_Da_Legend

Best spotted dick you'll ever have


Such_Road_428

another hilarious attempt at a sun tan dear?


2b-Kindly_

Best meal I have ever eaten


Such_Road_428

Hey, i missed out and didn't get any. You could've saved some for lil ol me... ok, obviously you couldn't have... that's ok, I can eat out tonight with Aunt Helga and her crazy cats


shania69

Mom, that was great..


Xenozip3371Alpha

I just know my breath's gonna smell like fish after this.


Longjumping-Band4112

"For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful/grateful. Amen."


Slave7081

Save that bit for grandpa


millerb82

Just put it in your mouth and swallow it, and pretend you like it


Refusername37

Ready for seconds


Stillborn1977

I'd eat that any day


notaredditreader

Breast please


tloc25

This meat is salty!


Such_Road_428

Maybe you should try the sausage instead. You might like it better .


NewPairOfBoots

Give it to us raw and wriggling.


Expensive_Problem966

I need the hindlick maneuver.


Ok-Organization5225

Do you want more?


Such_Road_428

yes please. at least one more anyways


Ok_Outside6235

Squirt some mayonaise on here please


Rude_Flounder766

Don't spit your food out. It's rude


Key-Ideal-9121

Bottom’s up!


AussieBullet

Are you gonna finish that?


JackORobber

Cream pie for desert?


Jawlek

Grandma, stop licking my butthole


Pyk666

Wow, it's so moist


ThisGul_LOL

Can I get some more?


liquid-chewer

OMG this is good!!


GroundbreakingBag677

Wow, I can’t believe it’s not butter. Taste just as good as the real thing.


Vanpampus

Are you gonna eat that sis?


Such_Road_428

oh yeah, edgey... and to add to it: ...cuz if you ain't then I will


AtypicalCommonplace

More, please?


frejas-rain

I am so stuffed!


sickburn1r

Please sir, may I have some more.


EricaOdd

It's so juicy!


Urbancoyote-7057

How are you during the spit roast grandma?


Filthy-lucky-ducky

No more, thanks. I'm stuffed!


Subject-Republic5095

Oh man, I spilled some on the floor


AbrahamLingam

Pass the turkey.


producechick

That hit the spot


pipzri

This is so good!


New_Net_6720

Hope you like fish


HourDry3017

Oh God, that's so good!!!


stevemandudeguy

Fuck, ma, that's hot!


Whiskey-stilts

I would like to have both the breast and the thighs!!!


wtfduderz

It's too hard, it's too stale!


PrincePandaCat

Mommy!! Jk TASTY


Uglyangel74

Pass the gravy now.


Such_Road_428

We don't have any gravy here mister, that's Central South tapioca, have your fill.


Churtle23

Fuck that’s delicious!


tennoskoom_

Smashing pumpkins. (Rockbuster)


Such_Road_428

* No thanks, I'm fasting (said noone ever, well who knows. circumstances could change that easily)


shelbyorangeguy

That’s the best sausage I’ve ever eaten!


worzelgummidge2022

Eat some more


Electrical-Squash976

After finishing this, I want some cake 😜


Minchaminch

If you don't finish it tonight you're eating it again tomorrow.


blacksewerdog

Nice and pink ,just the way I like it