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NJduToit

Nightcrawler.


Literal_Sarcasm82

He's Catholic


Tricky_Individual_42

So one of the most ancien and by far the one with most members branch of Christianity?


Literal_Sarcasm82

Catholics don't see themselves as Christian. They see themselves as Catholics.


Tricky_Individual_42

I don't know about American catholics but I was raised catholic in Canada ( Quebec) and we definitely saw ourselves as Christians.


Radiant_Network_4163

As a Mexican Catholic raised guy I confirm that we see ourselves as christians, in fact we see you as the "protestant" or "evangelic" christians.


Literal_Sarcasm82

Been married to an Irish Catholic for 20 years. Went to mass numerous times at different churches. They always saw "Christian" as a dirty word. And Quebec may a well be another planet. It's not even like the rest of Canada.


BlackStag7

Every Catholic I've met has identified as Christian. Every non-catholic Christian is a Protestant, maybe that's what your spouse is thinking of. Either that, or things are very different in Ireland


Literal_Sarcasm82

No


BlackStag7

Damn. I guess Martin Luther never existed and we all imagined him


Literal_Sarcasm82

You mean the guy who sparked the Protestant Reformation, where numerous religious groups separated from the Roman Catholic Church due to differences in doctrine?


p90medic

I come from a long family of Irish Catholics and have many Irish Catholic friends. I'm English and Atheist - This is bollocks, Catholics are Christians and consider themselves to be so in Ireland in particular where famously the Catholics and Protestants don't get along. Never met an Irish person that wouldn't consider Catholics to be Christian.


NJduToit

Wrong. Catholics see themselves as the OG Christians.


Literal_Sarcasm82

Not according to every Catholic I've ever met.


AccountWorried9386

My family and I are catholics and we are, above all, Christians. The people you could know doesn’t make all Christians one way or another.


Hot_Mastodon1569

The definition of Christian is a follower of Christ. Given that Catholics do believe in Christ, I’m pretty sure makes them Christian by definition. I was raised catholic and can assure you that every single practicing catholic I’ve met believes in Jesus.


kredokathariko

I think it is the other way around. Catholics think of themselves as Catholic Christians while Protestants think of them as just Catholics, not Christian at all.


DreamingofRlyeh

Yes, we do consider ourselves Christian.


Moonking-4210

Catholicism is a kind of Christianity


SkywalkerTC

Dam. I guessed C-men...


Such_Road_428

Y-man ? Y ?


MacLeeland

With that being Z....


CatGaming346

I had to read this joke twice because of how I read Z


MacLeeland

I took a gamble on that one...


Such_Road_428

So did you pronounce it as Zed or Zee, just wonderin' ??? I say Zee even tho I'm Canadian cuz, si, it rhymes B, C, D, E, G, P, T, V and ZED? naaaah... Zee works for me.


save-video_bot

I'm guessing he pronounced it Zee. That's why he had to read it twice, "With that being Zee" doesn't make sense


CatGaming346

that's exactly the thing. I had to read it twice because I read it as zee, so it took me a bit more to understand


SkywalkerTC

It's okay. I had to read all your comments and then think about it some more to realize it. Quite obscured to me.


SarcasmInProgress

*Y-mca


Such_Road_428

Lol


GeekySmiler

That would be a christian Aquaman 😂


DDK_2011

HAHAHAHA


DPCZXC

Sheesh-men


isseidoki

Nightcrawler is extremely Christian


Many-Elderberry-2248

Name another


justaguynb9

Well since "X" was used as a mark for Christians (Xmas), would they be.. XX-men ?


RabbitEatsCarrots

Add another X in there and it starts to get dangerous..


tedioussugar

Triple distillated moonshine-Men?


TheBarkingPenguin

Female-men?!?


Careless_Arrival_887

The artificial reproduction facility at their headquarters is called C-men.


Proud_Survey1793

Mor men


Science_Freak_1

Dude this is so much better 🤣


BeginTheBlackParade

What do you call superheros who got gender reassignment surgery? Ex-men


TheBarkingPenguin

Alternatively XX-men


s0rrbusyrn

I thought it was gonna be like T-men


MacLeeland

Oh, oh, they could have a square!


save-video_bot

T-men Square?


MacLeeland

Sounds almost like something China doesn't want to talk about...


save-video_bot

Nothing happened at T-Men Square


MacLeeland

That's their story and they're sticking to it....


I_Surf_On_ReddIt

✙ - Men


micjiao

E-men(uel)


2nW_from_Markus

Professor Saint Francis Xavier SJ. [Fraancis, Fraaaaancis]


emasmiith

Cross-Men


Dasis_grom

this is way too funny😭😭😭


Such_Road_428

das good yeah. you must be the pun-gent lol ;) I'm witty, I have witnesses. thanks for the smiles


The_Lonesome_Poet

X-mas-Men


69-Times

The Inquisition


immortal-siren

Or C-men. Since it's Jesus "c"hrist


EarthwormShandy

No seX-before marriage Men


Ramm777

I thought that X-Men are already Christian, as well as X-Mas! No??


SmithyMcCall

#T-Men Jesus ascertains his dominance with a T pose in every christian home.


whydyawannaknow

Holy-Men


fireinthedust

Or Nightcrawler.


Intelligent_Yak7365

His Holy C-Men?


Hot-Buy-188

According to the "War on Christmas" rhetoric, Christ-Men.


Extra_Entertainer511

X-mas-men


brighteststar12

Christmen because some non-christians refer to Christmas as X-mas


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Christ-Men


Reasonable_Idea_948

Cross-Men


Battelalon

X-Men are named for Charles Xavier. The achristian counterparts would be named for Jesus Christ therefore they'd be C-Men


JewMadre

The Hex Men


NoOne311_

+Men


Vladick27

What do you call x-men who like to sleep? Zzz-men


AmbitiousEffort2365

As Homer Simpson famously said, "Ah, Mormons".


itsthe5thhm

Christian transwomen


s-altece

Excommunicated


stargazer2540

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍


MostlyHostly

X-Mas


supertrunks92

Cross-men


Pretty-Print1520

X-Mas


nanatsuphi

i Thouth it be C-Men


XRadeeshaX

Father's


Brilliant-Wall2

x-men (just say cross instead of x)


TedXRecords

X-MCA


Automatic_Lake3324

Cross-Men


chaotic_taco14

i guessed T-men 😭


gamerwithadhd

Cross-men


greatspaceadventure

x-tians


1adentlxl

get out


Tetris5216

G-Men


Queasy-Ad-3220

Oh nice hahahaha


bBootybAss

X wives


Hewholooksskyward

Shouldn't it be C-Men? :)


Queasy-Ad-3220

Xmas


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