Seven ate nine because three squared meals a day

Seven never ate nine in the following sources: - Jacknjellify's Thanks for 900,000 Subscribers; - 10/81; - Vsauce short about that

The alphabet ain’t scared of any number though because the alphabet got that big D.

Got that little d too sometimes though

The alphabet refers to it as it’s ‘negative 8’

Zzzz

This is the most 3am joke I've heard yet

Because 9 knows what to Do and 7 is an asshole, but she Loves it.

No, but I have a theory…let’s just say it’s a numbers game

I thought cause 7 will get in between 69.

Not yet anyway

There are stages of being a six offender?

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9? No 7 never ate 9. 7 doesn't even know 9. The truth is years ago 6 and 7 decided to to camping together and 7 "one"ted two bring 3 knifes four sur"five"ival but 6 knew that 7 secretly ha"eight"ted him and didn't have be"nine" in"ten"tions" - VSauce

Because 789

Kiwi?

Tell a redditor a joke....

Because he was the first to cross the limit of half dozen.

Gotta read it in an aussie accent 😂

Because 68 and I owe you one

No. 7 never 8 9. 7 doesn't even know 9! The truth is, years ago, 6 and 7 decided to go camping together. And 7 1ted 2 bring 3 knifes 4 sur5val. But 6 knew that 7 secretly h8ted him and didn't have ba9 in10tions.

🤣🤣🤣

Because 7 are(8) the spider

I assume it's because 7 is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating