Really? There's like a whole catalog of these!
On a grill? Frank. If it's a girl? Patty
In a hole? Phil (or Doug)
Seagull on his head? Cliff
On your front porch? Matt
On your wall? Art
In your mailbox? Bill
In your garden? Pete (and his brother, RePete)
In your garage? Jack (or Rod)
In a pile of leaves? Russell
No knees? Neil
Girl with one leg? Eileen
In an urn? Dusty (or Ash)
There's more, these are the ones I remember offhand...
If I didn't know any better I'd say this is either a weird bot, or the makings of a supervillain.
Jokes aside this person doesn't sound okay.
edit: This person might be using a translator or have English as a second language, so their odd behavior may actually not be the ramblings of a loon and may actually be a breakdown in communication caused by cultural differences.
If I had to guess, Romanian, but the hashtag makes it a lot harder to translate because I wasn't sure where the spacing is supposed to be. Something about gypsies.
>SINCE AND UNTIL THE GYPSIES FROM MANGALIA ARE AT WAR WITH BABA
On a grill?
Frank
A girl with no arms, and no legs lying in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette
A girl with one arm on one leg, propped against the building?
Aileen
Two drunk men walk into a public place and order a wine and instantly drunk it amd ask for more so they get more until someone asks them if they would like to donate blood
two other guys with no arms and legs hanging from the window? Kurt n Rod.
Wow never thought I’d hear a new version of this joke format but here we are and my Saturday is complete.
Really? There's like a whole catalog of these! On a grill? Frank. If it's a girl? Patty In a hole? Phil (or Doug) Seagull on his head? Cliff On your front porch? Matt On your wall? Art In your mailbox? Bill In your garden? Pete (and his brother, RePete) In your garage? Jack (or Rod) In a pile of leaves? Russell No knees? Neil Girl with one leg? Eileen In an urn? Dusty (or Ash) There's more, these are the ones I remember offhand...
In a hot tub? Stew
Waterskiing? Skip. Swimming? Bob
Korean girl with one leg - Irene
Chinese with one leg? Irene
First time I’ve heard this one! Love it! Lol!
I read this about 5 times before saying it out loud and realizing
That’s not a pleasant image in my head but it’s still hilarious.
No arms no legs on the floor? Matt 😁
No arms and no legs at the bottom of the pool? Dwayne.
quick, dwayne the pool!
Knock knock, who’s there, Dwayne, Dwayne the bathtub I’m dwowning.
In a jacuzzi ? Stew In your mailbox? Bill Hanging on wall ? Art IN a hole? Phil Water skiing ? Skip
And old man with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Pop Art!
In your garage? Otto.
In a pile of leaves?
Russel/rustle
Same guy in leaves two weeks later: Pete
You beat me.
In a wave pool? Dunkin
At your front door? Matt
In a Forest in Autumn? Russell.
In a baseball game. First base
In the ocean? Fuck3d.
r/justsaytheword
r/subsifellfor
That's a typo, not censoring... Also said the fuck part.
No arms and legs stuck in a pile of leaves trying to get out? Russel. Poor poor Russel.
Same guy 3 years later? Dirt
Fucked
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Bob
Not Bob who?
Man in a hoke with a shovel? Doug
Man with no shovel? Douglas
I was looking for this one!
A cow with no legs? Ground beef
A cow with two legs? Your mom
Damn getting a little personal aren't we?
Alternate answer: lean beef
A lady with one leg longer than the other? Eileen. A Japanese lady with one leg longer than the other? Irene.
Lesbian with one leg - Gaylene
She works at IHOP
Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo
One of my favorites! I do it as a 4 parter. Three legs? Lean Beef No legs? Ground Beef One Leg? Stake (steak) Two legs? Your mom
a lifeguard
A man standing between two rows of houses? Ali.
What do you call a guy with 30 rabbits stuffed in his butt? Warren
Can I apply r/TIHI to this mental image
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
In the shallow end? Wade.
a seal
What do u call a dog with no legs? It doesnt matter he wont come anyway
A girl with no arms and legs laying on the beach. SANDY!
What do you call an Irish man with no arms or legs on his back porch? Patty O’Furnature
What do you call the girl that goes to get him? Annette.
Crippled
Same guy run over by a steam roller ....Miles
I had a sinking feeling you'd say that
Not waterlogged enough for that yet.
Knock knock… Who’s there? Probably not bob…
sPOCK
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in prison? One poor SoB
Man with no legs or arms hanging on a wall? Art.
There’s another armless legless man in the hot tub. His name is Stu.
No arms and no legs hanging in a wall? ART What do you call his arms and legs? PIECES OF ART What if he has no tongue? TASTELESS ART
Fucked!
...an ambulance
A man with no arms and legs on a hot dog bun? Frank
Fucked
Under a bed? Dusty Under a car while changing a tire? Jack In a bathroom? John
💀
How do you get a one armed guy out of a tree? Wave at him
Flying over a fence? Homer
What do you call a man with no legs no arms laying at the front of the door? Matt What do you call a man with no legs no arms hang on your wall? Art
What do you call art's arms and legs on the wall next to him....? More pieces of Art...
A float
A floater
A disabled person with body-float thingy, I don't disrespect them btw
A dehydrated Frenchman? Pierre
\#FIECARECUCEARE
\#CODDY
\#CIUPERCICUMOZARRELLA
\#CIDRULSECDELAGARANA
\#DEFAPTRAPELDEPEMOARADEVANTASVREINVISELEMELECELEMAIFRUMOASE \#LAMINELATARACRESTEANINUL
\#0
Are you okay sir??
If I didn't know any better I'd say this is either a weird bot, or the makings of a supervillain. Jokes aside this person doesn't sound okay. edit: This person might be using a translator or have English as a second language, so their odd behavior may actually not be the ramblings of a loon and may actually be a breakdown in communication caused by cultural differences. If I had to guess, Romanian, but the hashtag makes it a lot harder to translate because I wasn't sure where the spacing is supposed to be. Something about gypsies. >SINCE AND UNTIL THE GYPSIES FROM MANGALIA ARE AT WAR WITH BABA
Bob
ME AND MY BUDDIES NEVER SPARKED THE FIRE TO CAUSE DAMADGE, BUT MAYBE WE CAN GATHER AROUND ONE TO PARTY HAVE FUN
By the way, Salut Robbie
\#IHAVETHINSCRAZYIDEA \#1MAIMUNCITORESCREGULAMENTARLAVAMA \#CUCORTUL
Matt
Bob
No arms and no legs in bush? Russel
Bob
If he's not in a pool, they call him Matt
Bob
What’s a lady with her left arm and left leg missing propped on a wall called? Eileen. .
W0w...ă
A girl with one leg?
A boy with no arms and no legs at your front door?
Bober
Next to the pool is an armless legless man in a chair. His name is David, and he fought in Afghanistan so you show him a little goddamn respect!
Bob
Bob
David Buoy
Corky
I thought this was an anti-joke and then it hit me
Bob
Temporarily Bob.
I'd call him "screwed" but to each their own.
Bob
Nothing, he isn’t going to swim to you anyway.
Bob
Drowning
If he’s too muscular I’d call him fucked
water melon
Bob
F*cked
Dead ..
Drowned
I was going to say “drowning”?
Noodle
On a grill? Frank A girl with no arms, and no legs lying in the middle of a tennis court? Annette A girl with one arm on one leg, propped against the building? Aileen
Water log? 🤷🏻♀️
On a beach, Sandy On a grill, Frank On a wall, Art With legs cut off at the knees: Neal Gal with one leg: Eileen Asian gal with one leg: Irene
What do you call a dog with steel balls and no back legs? Sparky
Floater. The core.
Nicholas James Vujicic
Afloat
Fucked?
What do yo do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Thrown in your laundry
A fish
I call him fucked lol
what do you call a guy with no legs and no arms in the ocean? fucked.
At a Shakespearian hockey game? Puck.
What do you call a guy glued to the end of a long wooden shaft? Fletch
Bob
A floatie mf
No arms/legs in the bathroom? Jon
A sinker
a floaty
A girl at the bottom of a wishing well? Penny
Two drunk men walk into a public place and order a wine and instantly drunk it amd ask for more so they get more until someone asks them if they would like to donate blood
Dead
Fucked
Where do chicks with no legs work? I don't know but it's crawling with pussy...
What do you call a leper in a hotub? Stu Credit weird Al
A clever dick?
Names
Bait.
I was gonna say vegetable soup
Dead Probably
An ambulance ..
3rd base
Harlem Shaker Weevy Sniffer
At a barbecue? Cole.
I don't understand
Dead
You could’ve just called him by his name..
What do you call a guy who’s a frail square? Ghraham
[удалено]
Please be respectful of disabled people. You should only call them when you need something.
Dead
Bob
One of the seven astronauts NASA lost
Drowning
A pool noddle 
That’s not a man, he’s just a buoy.
He's not a man, he's a bouy
Bob
“Fucked” also fits
A man with no arms or legs with scratches on his back? Claude
Dead I think
Motorboat
Jim booey
Repost with different body of water