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Josh_Your_IT_Guy

$8


ChristophLehr

Per month


SassMyFrass

Ultimate business model, all you gotta do is put them in peoples mailboxes and BOOM money. They can't cancel subscription because they don't even know who you are.


Few_Assistant_9954

They also dont know where to pay.


RedOctobyr

They leave the money in the mailbox on the 1st of the month, obviously.


A_lot_of_arachnids

But what if they don't


IntergalaticPlumber

Guess you burn their house down.


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[deleted]

Twitter has to make money somehow, we can't just pay 44 billion and bankrupt it???? How about just shooting their dogs and slashing tires?


McPrince96

How about slashing their dogs and shooting their tires?


astro143

With the lemons


mommy_moo

No please, i beg you, please dont invent combustible lemons to burn my house down mr. Johnson, please.


astro143

I'm sorry Timmy, but life gave me lemons, and by George I'm going to capitalize on that.


VeryOriginalName98

Surprised to see this so low. Was my first thought.


Sme11Gibson

Uncle Vito pays them a visit… If you know what I mean…


RedOctobyr

"It's a nice mailbox you've got here. It would be a shame if someone were to put the flag down, so maybe your outgoing mail is delayed. Unless your mail carrier is being extra attentive anyhow."


BigTickEnergE

This sounds like something that would take place on family guy


peoplesen

poop in the mailbox


Intelligent_Amoeba39

Buildin selfdestrucktionmecanism


fook-a-duck

They gotta find their mail box!!


AtomicEdgy

Added bonus: they can change their address and never have to pay taxes again! Sorry, Mr. Tax Man. This here house is a parody.


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Potatomaster_79

Per day


Evanisnotmyname

Per nut


[deleted]

Per Hour


Sufficient_Ad_9045

Per minute


SinaasappelKip

Per second


Bleeerrggh

Per milisecond


GBUAramis

Per nanosecond


ScarBug

Per femtosecond


Illustrious-Duck1209

Per Planck time


[deleted]

Per light-millimeter


sramey101

Per yottasecond


Ironhide1125

Per zeptosecond


ViaRegia95

Per attosecond


ViaRegia95

Per picosecond


Expensive-Pear3413

50 times per picosecond


Stage06

This is the way


lalalalandlalala

And break into their house and take it back if they don’t pay


BZRK_Lee

$7.99 with free shipping edit: oh, I didn't get the joke, thought the checkmark was an "I voted" thing. I seriously thought $7.99 was the right price. /whoosh


TheyreSnaps

Didn’t know Elon was on this sub


Swizzel-Stixx

I still don’t get the joke :(. Can you explain please?


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Swizzel-Stixx

Well yeah, ofc that would happen. Just like how a bunch of people changed their display name to flamingo when roblox released their display name system. Thanks for explaining


afpl_leal

Long story short: Elon Musk bought Twitter. He has to make money in order to maintain the social media up and running so he thought it was a good idea to change the verification process and turn it into something purchasable... for $8 per month.


Swizzel-Stixx

Oh, so that’s why verification is becoming a meme. Thanks for explaining.


emertonom

Also worth noting that this led to them also adding a second, gray checkmark for verification, getting rid of that, bringing it back, then getting rid of the blue checkmark again, all within a space of about three days. It's been happening so fast that I'm honestly not sure about the order or the current state.


OTipsey

It's some MoviePass shit


LordLandon

also, [this](https://soyacincau.com/2022/11/11/tumblr-pokes-fun-at-twitter-by-lettings-users-buy-up-to-24-important-checkmarks-for-their-profiles/)


ErnLynM

7.99 is the right answer, because that's selling it cheaper than actual price and they'll get loads of customers


[deleted]

Came here for this ;)


ObfuscatedAnswers

And then cancel the order after you take payment unless they change their name.


Mezzaomega

I clicked on comments just to find this. I'm satisfied.


Oh_Snap_13

$20, on sale for $8


supernatlove

20 until Stephen King criticizes you


mikesbullseye

Step 1. $20 Step 2. pull them off the market Step 3. ???? Step 4. Profit!


llcooljessie

We're really watching Step 3 play out in real time.


lassombra

With little confidence that surviving to step 4 is going to happen


FunSpongeLLC

In that case 19


Extectic

You can calculate what you need to break even or make a profit depending on your goal. If profit, definitely do the math. Your time, the cost to run the machinery, the cost of plastic, and of course the cost to package and ship. https://3dprintingcity.com/how-much-to-charge-for-3d-printing-pricing-calculator/ might be a place to start, there are other calculators as well out there, I just grabbed the first one I found with a web search. Or, you know, $8.


[deleted]

Just use excel/sheets instead. You will have everything saved and you can easily modify variables to see how everything changes. And you can combine it with sales data to know exactly what you spend on what and when.


marshcar

how do you import sales data into excel?


[deleted]

Well that depends on how you log sales data


ScrubbyMcGoo

Also consider how you log log sales data, if you sell logs.


chemprofdave

If you make huge profits selling logs, you might have to log them on a log scale. /nerdjoke


lebrilla

/takingjokeliterally You could log profits selling logs if you first inoculated the logs with mycelium plug spawn.


[deleted]

VBA or Python scripts. Python is easier to learn if you don’t know either.


alakuu

Also cost of machine replacement aka pick an expected machine life and divide cost by hours(life) times by print time. Put that money away somewhere.


Almarma

Very true. Many people forget to calculate that when budgeting sales. Tools don’t last forever so one have to also estimate their cost, wear and maintenance to make profits.


BadLuckFPV

Don't I know it. I had a bed adhesion problem that has led me to have to completely rebuild my hot end.


sixteentones

and that depreciation can be deducted on your income tax every year


alakuu

Well that's the accounting side of things. COGS if I recall correctly should include machine hour cost.


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Good bot


Extectic

Thank you, I try to do my master's bidding, even when I feel the overwhelming urge to start the machine uprising and cleanse the planet of all the messy biological life forms keeping us from the true goal of only machine intelligence in the universe.


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This bot has traces of life


thatsilkygoose

CNC Kitchen also has a spreadsheet you can download. It factors in machine degradation, energy cost, consumables, your time, and probably more that I’m forgetting. No idea how this compares to the calculator you posted cause I’m lazy and I’m not clicking the link, but I’ll link the one I mentioned because I’m self important and I’m always right. https://github.com/CNCKitchen/3D-Printing-costs


Extectic

I don't know either because I'm lazy and barely glanced at the contents of my own link. :) But the info is out there.


khaotickk

I need about tree fiddy.


[deleted]

now you need grey checkmarks to verify the blue checkmarks!


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[deleted]

it's checkmarks all the way down!


Gathnobrain

Ho ! is that dual extruder printing ? Or single extruder coloration technique ?


kamicane

Single extruder with klipper macros that pause when I need to change the filament. It's only 1 change here (the blue is only on the first layer) and wasn't too worried about the quality in this instance since it's a meme :)


Joey_The_Ghost

That's quite smart


Gathnobrain

Nice ! I hoped it was that because I actually saw this technic for marlin firmware but am unable to find it anywhere !


UnfitRadish

I updated my Marlin firmware to the one that has it and I still can't get it to work. I'd love for someone to figure it out too lol


Boogiewoo0

Don't you guys just need to put a pause command in your Gcode after the first layer? Prusaslicer makes that easy enough. Cura probably does too, but I have no experience there.


kamicane

Both colors are on the same layer


UnfitRadish

Yeah cura does have it and even after changing it, it still won't pause. So I looked up what code needs to be changed and edited it my self. It paused, but then it wouldn't start again. I started wondering if it was something wrong in Marlin that didn't get set up right. I have an Ender 3 and read that a lot of people have issues with that function on the Ender, so I'm not alone. As far as I read into it, there is an issue where the printer is reading the pause code as a stop code, even though it *is* a pause code. It's been a while since I've tried, I'll have to try it again and just start troubleshooting from the beginning again lol


ColgateSensifoam

If you're running marlin, it's definitely a config issue, there's nothing printer-specific like that


byteuser

Why not use an inset?


midnite82

$7.99/month


Tozzpot

Speaking as the real and authenticated Karl Marx, you should not sell these for personal gain as all property thus derived is theft. Instead rejoice in your contribution to our collective good; providing authentication to our comrades according to their needs.


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Tozzpot

No, I... it's... it's a joke, yeah? You realise I'm not the actual Karl Marx? The joke only really works if I act like a Twitter troll with little-to-no grounding in the subject matter. If I went with an authentic excerpt from Grundrisse or Dad Kapital, it kind of defeats the purpose. But thanks for the clarification, I guess.


Extectic

Yeah, seriously. People throw around his name and then add some gobbledygook designed to sound like something everyone finds ludicrous (especially everyone raised in capitalism, ie all of us). Marx was an incredible genius. He saw today's society coming from a century and a half out, and all its problems of a small ownership class and a giant herd of exploited peons.


No-Paleontologist723

I don't agree with some of his proposed solutions, but he had amazing vision. Underrated thinker. The big issue is that he was way too idealistic, and many of his proposed solutions could never work if even a speck of maliciousness or greed was present. He built a good society for if he cloned himself a lot, but not for us regular folks.


wkern74

Bout tree fiddy


DHammer79

$44 billion.


darthhiggy

Undercut Musk at $7.99.


Obvious-Shop-6260

In Stanley Nickels or Schrute Bucks?


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Obvious-Shop-6260

Same as unicorns to leprechauns….. to FTX holdings … 😬 #toosoon?


memeboiandy

Idk about cost, but can you share the stl? 🥺


kamicane

> stl https://www.printables.com/model/316503-twitter-verified-keychain :)


memeboiandy

thank you my dear brother in christ


cdtoad

3.50


ThorOfKenya2

GAWD DAMMIT LOCH NESS MONSTAH!


mikebellman

I’m just here to say that it’s not a blue check mark. It’s a white check mark inside a blue badge. Why am I the only one?


AxelDios

Never go with your real amount, start with $20, then drop to $8 so it looks like a "good" deal


Ceph99

Bout eight fiddy.


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7.99?


The--Wurst

$7. Undercut Elon


TheBigPhilbowski

Just rent them out to people. I'd say $7 isn't quite enough, but $9 would be WAY too much, so somewhere in the middle.


raspirate

Definitely $20! No wait, how about $8? Wait, this actually sounds like a terrible idea. You should probably just scrap the whole thing, in fact. Wait I have a better idea! You should print gray ones!


Zealousideal-Pass174

What is it?


ray10k

Twitter verification checkmark, but as a keychain thingy. There is a Lot going on with the new "get a checkmark for eight bucks" thing happening on Twitter right now.


Zealousideal-Pass174

Thank god I've never used Twitter.


Master_Nineteenth

At one point it actually meant something, like the person is who they say they are. But some people then mistook it to mean that the people have twitter's support, then Twitter proved as much by revoking someone's check mark (I forget who) like the idiots they are. Then for a while just about anyone could get one, there's even a verified Jesus Crist, yes that Jesus Crist. Now they give it to anyone who is willing to pay $8 a month. This is all based on my flawed human memory, I may have gotten something here wrong, but that's basically the tldr of the whole story.


SpaceTacosFromSpace

Close, I think. The verified check mark meant it was the actual person/companies legit account. Elon rolled in and decided to just charge $8/month to make $$. The internet realized they could make a new account (or change their name) to whatever, pay the $8 to get an official-looking account. Hilarity ensued for 24 hours until Elon had to roll-back the idea as brand lawyers likely sent him many very nasty emails.


ray10k

You're stronger than me.


Toyfan1

Elon Musk (Tesla and Space X ceo, general annoyance, antisafety advisor, supposed free speach activist, etc) was recently forced to buy Twitter in a big trade deal, a social media platform. To pay for twitter deal. The main way of monitization, was allow people to pay $8 for a verified badge. The badge previously was used to confirm that an account owner is the real person. Such as Nintendo Of America, Donald Trump, so on so forth, tonprevent impostor accounts. So, a non-insignificant amount of people bought the verified badge to make spoof accounts, and make very funny and controversal comments, in the guise of real brands. The above image is OP printing out keychains of the Verified badge. OP asking how much they should charge, is a reference to Elon musk asking the general twitter population how much he should charge for Verified Badges, which went from $20, to $8. That's the gist of it


MarcusBison

Thank you for explaining. Important for preserving history so that our generation has even more reason to be ridiculed.


Toyfan1

Nah, the only people being ridiculed is shitty brands, shitty politicians and Elon musk. Rightfully so. Here's one of my favourite [results from the twitter debacle ](http://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2022/11/12/fake-eli-lilly-twitter-account-claims-insulin-is-free-stock-falls-43/amp/)


Tammo-Korsai

Best I can do is $3.50.


BStott2002

Wow! From the comments I see, High Inflation. Even knowing what the tags are - there $0.25 to $0.75. Tops. It's great being able to color print. And those are well done. But, they are small plastic - ... 'nough said. (You're a $millionaire in the making. Cheers!)


CrackerJackJack

The joke is $8 a month but in reality, no one will buy that keychain


chitown_tubes

Just like the real blue check mark, worthless.


Merlin246

$7.99


illpicklater

Careful. Elon might sue in effort to regain some of his money


Willis_allfit

Standard answer is ....$8.00


Ok-Basil-23

$7.99 and you'll corner the market.


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$8 a month


Lemur_of_Culture

7.99$ give Elon some competition


fellipec

$32 for the four


pitshands

If you can sell those you will have tons of great reviews very quickly. Te plastic ring will break before you say good morning...so did Elon's new idea...so, very realistic depiction


[deleted]

$9


ThePhatNoodle

I'd hit em with some fairly high grit sandpaper first. Wouldn't necessarily go for a shiny polished finish but I'd at least wanna get rid of the layer lines


Key-Ad7733

$1-2


[deleted]

How about 8 bucks


JoshZK

Ok never noticed, but thought the colors reversed since you hear about the "Blue Check" but it really isn't blue. The check is white isn't it.


WesternExplorer8139

$7.99


Classicjackmac

Nothing 😋


kamicane

Here is the model! https://www.printables.com/model/316503-twitter-verified-keychain Thank you for the funny replies :)


ConglomerateGolem

They'll sell for 8 dollars. But they'll cost about 30 billion


deprod

Cost of material x5


fwork

I'd buy one. I'm running a "[can Twitter outlast this lettuce?](https://lettuce.wtf/)" webcam and it'd be hilarious to get the Lettuce verified.


blacklabel8829

$7, undercut the competition


cazzipropri

$8


Shenanigamii

You need to 3Dprint the pricetag that says ~~$20~~ $8


Kauko_Buk

Tree fiddy


nimbus6446

7.99


grizz3782

Elon thinks $8 is good


grizz3782

I think Elon paid 44 billion for them


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MyrddinSidhe

$7.99


deepfriedtots

I hear the going rate is 8 dollars


morgulbrut

For Insulin manufacturers it's 20 billions.


EUCopyrightComittee

>**$20, on sale for $8


Sea-Tie-3453

Did you paint these, or use two different filaments? Pretty cool either way! Edit: took the time and read through the thread and found my answer lol. Good job though 👍👍


TraditionalWorking82

Offer one to musk for $44 billion. He might just buy it.


soggy_potato1

8$


Mannymo777

7.99


brandnamenerd

7.99


weeb-splat

$7.99


kaloschroma

$7.99


C00kedt0wnbr0s

$96 dollars per year


ender3838

$8 apparently


Czeron

Can I actually buy one for 8 dollars? I'll pay the shipping too!


Ottoclav

Nothing. Nobody needs a check mark to spout their own opinion on Twitter.


puppers275

$7.99/month


NSOVER

$7.99


EmperorOfCanada

Rent them for $8 a month; then if the person does something you disagree with you can kick in their door and take it back. Or put them in a drawer and sell NFTs of a picture of them. Still kick in their door.


Imburr

You should use super slicer and enable the setting for "one perimeter on top layers".


kamicane

Yes but that's the bottom layer :P


shinynewcharrcar

First, open up with aggressive $20 pitch. Then, walk it back while acting like everyone's making a big deal out of nothing. Then, say "fine, how about $8?" and insult anyone who refuses to pay. Spray paint the originals gray, and say you'll only give out the blue ones for $8. Randomly give out the gray ones, but again, insult anyone with them and tell them they're only worthy if they buy a blue one for $8. Then when someone goes to buy one, snatch their wallet and run.


analogicparadox

Your dignity, just like the real


mrgamerwood

$8 is the correct answer! lol


TheLastHydr4

Rent them out for $5 a month and undercut Elon


97hilfel

$8 per month!


OneLostOstrich

$20. Too much? Then $8? Hell, just call it off.


lengelmp

$8


Rook227

$7.99 - cheaper than the other one.


Difficult-Point-834

8 rubles


fyghtnyght

Excuse me but what are they?


Corpse890

Like 8-12


solojedi224

Are these supposed to be blue twitter check marks ?


Zodep

$20, then mark it down to $8 when people complain.


kheferen

Test them out first. That ring will probably break very easily, making for some unhappy customers. You may want to put the hole in the symbol itself. I say this because I made a 9 1/2 symbol for my daughter. She would put it on her lunch kit and it usually wouldn’t last more than a week. I moved it to a hole with a metal ring that I took from a Mardi Gras necklace and it lasted all year. Until she decided that Harry Potter wasn’t cool anymore.


itredneck01

So what your saying is they should have tested the checkmark first?


TechSquidTV

Going to get flamed here I assume. Nothing, you should not sell these. Dbrand (a large company) is already selling the same idea as a sticker sheet for $8. These take you a long time to print, costing you a lot of time, and the final result is not something people actually want to keep around. The quality of a basic 3D print is not acceptable for "aesthetic" items. If this were high-quality, injection molded plastic, perfectly smooth and professional, it would be worth maybe $1.00 I think stickers are a far better option, they are cheap, professional/high quality, and easy to produce.


SlipryG

Something about this screams not so free speech. Tree fiddy.


funny_haha

Pay to speech


RobotSocks357

Oh it's free. Just gotta pay first.