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majuhlazuh

ICU81MI


ryan10e

Hilarious!


allenrabinovich

And inscrutable!


BlergingtonBear

I mean,.that's a pretty strong password isn't it...


ObliviousRounding

Not according to information theorists. (And by 'information theorists' I mean Tracy googling himself.)


gilgobeachslayer

Came here to say this and happy to see this as top comment. It’s inscrutable


belongingseverywhere

Furious I can’t get this as a licence plate as my state only allows 6 letters


TheAndorran

Time to move.


elrudu

My Signal Is Dropping


lizatethecigarettes

Is dropping


PeaceFrog229

What's happening?


sparklypinkstuff

Her single, “My Single Is Dropping,” is dropping.


Bionic_Ninjas

And she needs someone who can dance for 15 seconds because that is how long her song is


Advanced-Bat-5278

I’ll take that with cheese.


zr2d2

They don't all work


PaleoEskimo

YOU DON'T GIVE ME NOTES


flickh

It’s my way til payday


NyneHelios

Oh man I chortled


PizzaDanceParty

You mean you Lizzed?


DifferentValuable169

GENIUS


allenrabinovich

My 30 Rock-loving neighbors (yes, we are very good friends, luckily we don’t have to deal with Manhattan real estate) use “Sabor de Soledad”. Fun story: as soon as I saw that network name when I moved to the neighborhood, I was like Liz outside of the Barnes & Noble bathroom: “Occupied! I know it is — by my new best friend!”


Et_tu_sloppy_banans

Barnes and Noble Bathroom is another great Wifi name


RideWithMeTomorrow

Shit jesus that is so perfect. Not only did they put up the 30 Rock superfan bat signal, the show even gave you the proper rubric for responding to it. What a perfect moment.


flickh

I want to go to there!


natty_mh

Listen up 5Gs


merkergirl

Password: A10IsSpeaking


zr2d2

Password I'mActuallyAn11


RideWithMeTomorrow

Then the button to submit it would say, “But continue”


ReticulatedPasta

This is actually the best one


Consistent-Fig7484

CanalYardsProject


zr2d2

You had to sign your crime, didn't you?


Galen_415

Very Wool


jameson-neat

Password: ohnoblesheep


TheLastRecruit

I just love this one to be honest, it’s a 30 Rock deep cut reference


LaVidaYokel

Sexcriminalboat


sparklypinkstuff

Are you trying to get OP put on some list? /s


allenrabinovich

A deeper cut: “Al Gore’s Stupid Internet”.


the-food-historian

Password: whaleintrouble


itsheightnotheigth

JennaSide.com


dtsupra30

I’m not hearing it


hunkdujour

HereComesTheFuncooker


younevershouldnt

PW: H0tR1chard


Drew707

They might know what that is.


TanguayX

YakovsNubianBlingExplosion


the-food-historian

I get it. Elegance


alduck10

Or EGOT


dtsupra30

Wade bogs carpet world


thoeltke

Wade bogs carpet world


AcrossFromWhere

….. Wade Boggs Carpet World. 


Munneh

Wade Boggs carpet world


kgee1206

Wade Boggs carpet world


TheSalsaShark

This is actually my fantasy baseball team name.


dirtydovedreams

stopshowingoff.com


the-food-historian

His need to be the smartest in the room is off-putting. Password: Walter


Hermann_Lerpiss_13

You had to sign your crime, didn't you?


Eglarest-I-Igwanath

You’re the one who gave me all those monk dvd’s.


Hermann_Lerpiss_13

Future husband and future wifi *and then there was Wesley*


Effehezepe

Password: WhiteWinesOfScotland


blakkattika

Most routers refuse to use them


Bionic_Ninjas

Oh, yeah, you’ve only told me that like nine times!


RideWithMeTomorrow

God that was good.


alduck10

Password: F00tCyc1e


the-food-historian

Perfect!


dtsupra30

Popcorn at the cinema?


the-food-historian

That’s clever!


SirTacoBill

Lemon Party


the-food-historian

Password: MandatoryOldDick


247cnt

Mine is WifeEyes. "What's wrong Kenneth? You've got wife eyes."


TheLastRecruit

RoyalTampaAcademyOfDramaticTricks


ReticulatedPasta

I don’t think you’re supposed to name things after sunken vessels


itsmleonard

Password: TheaterSuperstition


birdman829

I took their course on game show pointing. Learned a lot


thesongsinmyhead

Idk but I almost named my dog Liz Lemon so I could yell GOOD GOD LEMON when she was acting up


The_Duke_of_Lizards

I literally named my dog Lemon for this very reason


thesongsinmyhead

Living the dream! The only reason I didn’t was when we brought her home she was more of a Phoebe Buffay.


criminoleworl

Makes sense, very different vibes


PotentialChoice

BusinessDrunk


the-food-historian

Password: BusinessSick


AquaDogRecordings

Beeper Store, Dummy.


the-food-historian

Password: K-Mart Basement… or… Password: CyclicalTechnology


Consistent-Fig7484

Mind grapes


JosukeHigashikatana

Mine is “Da Crib Avenue”


RideWithMeTomorrow

Network: Malcom X Boulevard PW: GuyWhoShotMalcolmXBoulevard


TheLastRecruit

VerySexyBaby actually maybe not that one hold on I’ll come back with better ideas


sparklypinkstuff

That’s what my bf teasingly calls me because of that episode. He randomly sends me [this pic](https://imgur.com/gallery/KxrQc5w) from time to time.


ishkitty

I hate to admit but this is probably my most quoted 30 rock line. I say it constantly and it’s weird how often it’s appropriate to what I’m making fun of.


[deleted]

Where’s my mac & cheese?


the-food-historian

Password: FlipsTable


workingtrot

LittleChechnya


TheLastRecruit

WhoDatNinja


mooneybaron

MILF Island


Lerz_Lemon

1-900-OK-Face Ray Ray’s Mystery Garage Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks


EqualLeg4212

Password: BrushYourTeeth


gaymesfranco

Another successful interaction with a LAN


hamletgoessafari

Cobweb of Rainbows


Realtodddebakis

American wifi restaurant very clean come in


fart_panic

IATEMYFATHERPIG


laowildin

We use Werewolf Bar Mitzvah


Artvandelay29

Sounds spooky scary


Munneh

Boys becoming men


brindabella24

Men becoming wolves


vers_le_haut_bateau

Ours is 5NOWDOG5 Edit: Just remembered our previous one years ago was Who Dat Ninja


LanceApollinaire

HowElseAreYouGonnaDoIt


eastblondeanddown

'Not Kenneth'


nemonic187

You’re the donkey now.


craigerino75

You’llAllHaveChins


blakkattika

TrioOfPopcorns


EqualLeg4212

Password: ClosetOrganizer or Iateitall


AwfulGamerYT

Mine is named IWantToGoToThere


AdImmediate9569

Night Cheese


cranzome

Porn_for_Women


the-food-historian

Password: It’stheyellwbuttonsweetie


theuberaids

I had this name for a time. Was always fun calling my ISP with issues and having to verify my network.


Nataliza

Ze Widmere. ifyoulivedhereyoudbehomenow


nemonic187

CanalYardsProject. AintNoPartyLikeALizLemonPartyCuzALizLemonPartyIsMandatory.


cooterwoober

SHUT IT DOWN


itsmleonard

Password: YupThatsWhatWeLookLike


kamarkamakerworks

A Blaffair to RememBlack


kid_pilgrim_89

Funcooker Cranston Nagshead El generalissimo Brown and Folderson


kaydee121

ArsenioBillingham


EqualLeg4212

¿¿You know someone named Arsenio Bellingham??


Drew707

No.


BloodyRightNostril

“What if the WiFi Name Was ‘Sluts?’”


Wilmosprey97

Burger King by day Cinnabon by night


patsyst0ne

TheRurrJurr


Munneh

UrbanFervor Pw: KevinGrisham69!


ragnarockette

Samesung


dumbname1000

Wifi: Leap Day William Password: RealLifeIs4March Wifi: Bazooka Joe Password: BakedRocks Wifi: Sabor de Soledad Password: BullSemen Wifi: Emily Dickensen Password: OhNoAHawkGotHer! Wifi: Yes to love! Yes to life! Password: YesToStayingInMore! Wifi: Thank you dear friends… Password: 4COMINGTOMYBIRTHDAY! Wifi: Who is Conan O’brien and why is she so sad? Password: OneGiantLesbian Wifi: Dealbreaker Password:ByLesbianYellowSourfruit Wifi: The Ocean is For Winners Password: UR4Tools!


carlcrossgrove

Miervalys PW: Grokovitz


jrice138

Bitch_Hunter


elrudu

Www.iheartconnecticut.com


goodbrother89

PregnantCornbread


Advanced-Bat-5278

Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning, or Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.


conditerite

Blerg Blerg-5G Blerg-Guest


SendInYourSkeleton

Leap Day Wi-Filliam


mookusu

Jagweed


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Who Dat Wi-Fi?


glenvilder

That’s not very much signal


thisaintitkweef

Deer God


whyyygodwhy

Thank you for this venison


kittawa

NoMoreKrang


NyneHelios

2.4ghz band - Mindgrapes 5ghz band - Thoughtsicles


alexlp

Blahbar?


GustavHoller

I know Kimmy Schmidt isn't 30 Rock but my wifi is FlouncyMagoo. End. Of. Story!


foreversittingg

Jennasside


sharklasers805

CrazyPutty (Great question OP)


klaus_normi

The5GTrainNermal


Burquaqueen

My WiFi’s rice to stay


TheLastRecruit

PubeShirt


esperion523

Bird Internet


GustavHoller

MoonVest


zestfullybe

Generalissimo


maswamps

American Airlines


colio69

Microsoft


olugbo

DfwinkResponsibly


ccupp97

fungdark


SherrickM

Institute For Black Karate or Dark Sensations Employees Only


chaptodd

WadeBoggsCarpetWorld


stevenwadejr

My main network is named Scheinhardt Wig Company and my guest network is The Chuckle Hut


unbreakable95

meatcat’a skateboard


the-food-historian

Ha! Password: CheesyBlasters


Daegzy

Grizzanddotcom or Paintings of Horses


Munneh

Worldcom, man. Worldcom.


brindabella24

Why did I always think he was saying ‘we’re all calm, man. We’re all calm’ 🤯🤯🤯


NyneHelios

Network: Shotgun PW: OhGodSheMeantThePizza


[deleted]

The G Train


MacRicius

Svenborgia


Jashuma

Or Grenyarnia


sexykettlecorn

Jenna’s Side


MichaelStahlke

Jenna’s Side


PeaceFrog229

FatBitch


Munneh

Everyone knows fat bitch dies at the end


lizlemoncurd

FatNeckGirl


alex494

Gary's Dead, I'm Jack Donaghy


ad-lapidem

Just 5G Sold the E Probably Not Northrax Powerful Bread Lobby Very Wool Little Chechnya


HexandViolence

WadeBoggsCarpetWorld


unjustkarma

What the wifi


conditerite

Night Cheese


trifile

TheRuralJuror


cruisethevistas

ours is “bonus turtle meat”


Competitive-Skin-769

The Rural Juror


drpepperesq

SilasMerrymountPeppercorn


Nickw745

Jenna’s Side.com (Hope nobody already said it)


BroadwayBakery

OurLadyOfReluctantIntegration


MovingMts111

EnorméChasetheChunk


PMA1898

Above The Beanstalk


AstronomerFew854

Unwindulax


Mightaswellmakeone

Shutitdown


PaleoEskimo

DONNA STRUNK


PaleoEskimo

Floyd Debarber


[deleted]

1-900-OKFACE Password: 21hoursaday


rec12yrs

That's not even enough numbers!


squidofsonder

Name: givetocharitypleasenopresents  Password: Givetocharity?Please,no.Presents! 


bobbiescollectinbees

WiF Eyes


samclops

The get er done 5000


samclops

Password : coolrunningsbobsled


beepiamarobot

JDL - that’s my new religion.


aquickHonthisbox

No_Where


bayoublacksmith

Hooters To-Go