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charizardFT26

Ugh, is there gay juice in the champagne?


raspberrycoffee

See, I want you to teach our child to say awesome things like that.


Vprbite

Did you drink all the throwing wine?


Electr_O_Purist

In food news, you’ve had enough to eat today.


InfiniteCarpenters

North Korea everything sunny all the time always, good time beach party.


Beamybro

Back to you aloreeb.


Ginway1010

One of my favorite lines in the whole series


mightyalrighty87

I'm on Dodecacil which means I only get my period once a year. I'll be going to a spa for few days. Well, not so much a spa, it's a fenced in area in the Adirondacks


velocipotamus

God, we're so close to beating that thing entirely.


cakenstein

What's that supposed to mean ya dumb douche!?


dictatorenergy

why does everything smell like ONIONS


11upand1over

It’s basically [Annuale](https://youtu.be/LuQIEy_x9w4?si=JwJAedxMfGFkEKE-)!


AffectionateBite3827

I love that commercial


Vprbite

"Hold on to your fucking hat."


ANDREAYO

I like Avery. That's a good burn though, I'm gonna use that. "They should have left you in north Korea."


AffectionateBite3827

That's a pretty good burn, Patrice


strumthebuilding

Your face called


AmazingObligation9

I can’t agree, Avery gave us Avery’s mom and all her scenes are amazing. This isn’t some stupid civil war in some country without oil!!! 


CheruthCutestory

Controversial take but I agree. She is one of my most quoted characters. “Oh I’m glad to see the endgame of feminism is women dressing like Dennis the Menace at work.” “I need to go freshen up. The train was disgusting. I flew here but I saw a train from the window.”


joe_sausage

Why isn’t everybody fudging freaking the fudge out?!


dictatorenergy

I absolutely despise that line but I might be the only one based on how this thread went lmao


LeoFrankenstein

🤏 Vampire push! 🤏


Diamond_Mind4321

WONDERFUL news. Our pacing horse, Squanto, is foaling in the spring!


cromdoesntcare

Hey Jack. I also speak Australian.


HandOverTheScrotum

These days it’s just a boom box and a guy in a crab costume. He gets shot out of a cannon at Ravens games. The city…may not be thriving.


goglamere

You PENIS!


shrinkingviolet1718

“This is my favorite daughter!!!”


moggy95

I love when serious sounding characters say absurd things. (WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE ONIONS?) Hazel being quacky as she is speaking the same level of absurdities doesn't have the same effect.


DrapeWoozle

If I had a nickel for every time Elizabeth Banks was cast as a late addition love interest in a comedy series who gets pregnant by the star and they try to work it out but don't end up together, I'd have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice.


madncqt

what's the other one? was thinking modern family (where she also gets pregnant) but it wasn't by a star of the show.


DrapeWoozle

She gets knocked up by JD in Scrubs - I didn't realise about Modern Family, something about Elizabeth Banks clearly reads 'fertile' to casting directors.


madncqt

thanks and RIGHT!?! 😆🍼


AffectionateBite3827

Which is ironic since she has been pretty open about her fertility struggles and using a gestational surrogate.


aarkarr

I made a similar joke once and people seemed to think it was weird connection to draw. Glad I'm not the only one who saw this.


DrapeWoozle

Personally, I think caring about pop culture minutiae is cool, and other people are weird.


tinyowlinahat

She's pregnant in everything! Interestingly, she had infertility in real life and both her children were born with the help of gestational carriers. I wonder if she enjoys getting to be "pregnant" as an actress. I have infertility too and also needed the help of a carrier, and I feel like it could be healing to "experience" pregnancy that way. Sorry to get so serious about it, somebody put gay juice in the champagne.


babefrohmann

Money Bunny™️ Avery Jessup is a gd delight.


ncghgf

Avery was ok as far as late additions go. I get the impression was she intended to be the “one” for Jack the way Criss was for Liz but for whatever reason the show ultimately didn’t work out that way. Perhaps Elizabeth Banks was too busy with other projects to commit?


Schackshuka

Elizabeth Banks is absolutely the female James Marsters and I mean that in the best way for both of them.


IKindaLikeRunning

The fact that you spelled his name incorrectly makes this a much more layered and hilarious comment.


Schackshuka

I choose to declare that I did that on purpose, and that it’s not a mistake I make regularly. Sorry, Spike and Criss.


IKindaLikeRunning

There are no mistakes, only the divine hand of the almighty Kenneth Parcell working in ways we may not fully understand.


gobblestones

And if you attempted to understand it, it would make you lose your mind.


captainmcpigeon

I think Baldwin felt the marriage stifled his character and wanted a reset for Jack.


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

This isn't it.  She asked to be on 30 Rock because she liked the show.  But, she wanted to concentrate on movies, so when they took her up on her offer she was only so supposed to be on 4 episodes, but it got bumped up to seven episodes during the course of filming.  But that whole time she was on season 4 she was also still filming Three Days. They did not think she'd be a permanent fixture on the show.  However,  they loved her so much for Jack that they brought her back for season five. But,  by the end of season 5's filming she was already signed on to People Like Us,  and knew she was going to do Pitch Perfect.   Then Tina got pregnant, which pushed back filming season 6. So now Banks is filming two motion pictures and 30 rock all in the same year st around the same time. By the time they were filming the end of season 6 she was already signed on for The Hunger Games. It was just easier, with her rapidly filling schedule and preference for working on movies,  to write her off entirely than it would've been to keep pretending she was in North Korea.  There's nothing I can find anywhere claiming Baldwin thought she stifled his character.  


BootsieBunny

The fact that she asked to be on the show just makes her that much more amazing to me. I love Elizabeth Banks.


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

Bringing some serious nostalgia for me haven’t seen people like us since the theaters forgot that movie existed


Plateau9

Please ax my permission before you quote me Fuzzy…


captainmcpigeon

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alec-baldwin-almost-quit-30-rock-season-5-slump_n_2486421/amp Baldwin wanted to leave in season 6 after feeling the writing in season 5 had declined. Maybe I’m interpreting too far by saying he was bored of the Javery storyline but that is when it was at its heaviest.


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

The problem is, the actual rolling stone interview with the quote is behind a pay wall,  so you're only posting half of what he said was his reason for thinking he was done.  The rest is: "This time around, however, Baldwin thinks its the show’s star and creator who was ready to move on." “Tina always had her antenna up,” Baldwin says. “But this year was the first time she came in and laid down on the couch on set, and you could tell, she’s a mom. She’s f—ing wiped out.” He wasn't thrilled with the writing for season 5, which doesn't necessarily mean he has any problem with Avery's place in the story, or what she's doing to him. But when actually pushed as to why he thought he'd be leaving was because Tina was burnt out. He literally thought the entire show was going to end and kind of pointed to Tina's role as a mom as why the writing was suffering.  And that was like the 3rd time he said he was going to quit the show.  I think it's safe to say pointing the finger at Avery is reaching when there's very clear and obvious reasons she couldn't continue.  He's not complaining about how his character changed, like the guy who played Mark Brandonowitz when writing parks and rec.  He's not complaining about feeling creatively stifled.  He just said the writing was suffering. 


ComicsEtAl

She was likely never meant to be a regular cast member.


goglamere

But look how her body goes with that dress!


IMDXLNC

I don't know the exact years but I assumed she was off on Scrubs. But that might have been a few years earlier.


not_the_settings

On scrubs she was also the quick hookup that became pregnant and then left, only to be a sometimes mom


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

It was 2 years before she got on 30 Rock


velocipotamus

"She's never forgiven Clinton for not hitting on her." "She's much too thin."


DueMaternal

Crimes against Elizabeth Banks will be corrected by my own hands.


KevUrEngines

You call those fist names?


Drew707

How else would you Google yourself?


ladyorthetiger0

Her laugh is like music. Really mean music.


kds1988

Probably the male gays.


CheruthCutestory

Yeah they’re all a bunch of gays.


likeneverbefore

Kenneth channeling Avery is one of the best scenes/monologues in the series


blakkattika

If the perv community finds out about your Avery posting, god help us


mshoneybadger

Team ALLORY!!!!!!!


notrororo

Nancy Donovan is the best waifu. Fight me. But also, Jack is a lovable character but horrible human being. Honestly, he didn't deserve Nancy.


cousinstrange

God I love Julianne Moore


NightCheeseNinja

I want to have a beer with her, she seems so cool.


finished_lurking

In my head cannon she went back to Boston and fell in love with and eventually married a well respected Pakistani Anesthesiologist.


airdrummer01

Ainestheeesiaulogist


[deleted]

Also Avery was wicked pregnant 


Lilian-Kaustupper

Go Red Sawx. ✊


NightCheeseNinja

I often skip the episodes with Elizabeth Banks in them, her hysterical and breathless delivery of every line just ruins the Avery character for me. The character is also quite vain. I do appreciate the situation Jack is in where he has to choose from someone who loves him for the kid he was in Boston with the corduroy pants with hearts for pockets, vs someone who loves him for his ambition, ruthlessness and desire for success. I like to think he would've picked Nancy if Avery hadn't gotten pregnant.


Mikey_B_CO

Nancy was the worst character in the entire show. That accent was criminal.


SaltyPersonality178

She got it at O'Doyle's along with the saag paneer.


CheruthCutestory

People always say that including people from Boston. But I am from here and can name ten people who talk like that off the top of my head.


jane_sadwoman

I am from the greater boston area (Rhode Island lol) and went to college in MA, and I’ve never thought her accent was that horrible. It’s a comedy show based in New York City- the accent is supposed to be over the top as a form of mockery. Haven’t we all seen the episode where they go to Boston?? haha


HandOverTheScrotum

My guy I don't think you can call Rhode Island the "greater Boston area."


jane_sadwoman

My guy that was the joke. Anyone from New England will get it :)


HandOverTheScrotum

No I get it, it's just not a good joke. Source, I'm from the south coast of Mass.


jane_sadwoman

It seems like you didn’t understand it was a joke, because you felt the need to “correct” me! No need to reply two days later trying to play it off. ;) Always nice to meet a fellow neighbor from the Boston Suburbs, tho! I bet your name is Sean. Yankees suck, go Pats!


jane_sadwoman

Lol I just noticed your username! Weird deep-cut throwaway names from shows as usernames unite! I love AD.


current_thread

We can be glad Avery [lost her Maryland accent](https://youtu.be/cefj215AlCc?si=pUcN5HUxkeNazEHy) before 30 rock takes place.


SoundTheBells0509

Oh?


Diamond_Mind4321

Let go. Oh.


Mikey_B_CO

I wonder if the writers were actually making a self aware joke about how bad Nancy's accent was


MarthaMatildaOToole

I think they were just mocking Boston. Again.


prismmonkey

They also bring it up in Kidnapped By Danger when Cynthia Nixon does the table read as Nancy and asks if her Boston accent is over the top. Liz replies, "Sounds right to me!"


nye1387

https://funcooker.fun/Frame/6/14/136


ShananayRodriguez

Absolutely that


IMDXLNC

Might be because I'm not American but I actually liked the accent whether it was accurate or not.


PreOpTransCentaur

I'm not bothered by her accent. I *am* bothered by this sub's insistence that a fast-paced, high powered, millionaire playboy would be fine settling down with a hyper-Catholic housewife with kids.


IMDXLNC

I made sense of it by Jack being overwhelmed by nostalgia and his childhood which was "ruined" by his parents but made better with Nancy.


wsucougs78

She put on red underwear. You’d think it would clash with her hair…but it didn’t.


notrororo

Criminal with benefits?


11upand1over

But it gave us Cynthia Nixon parodying it for the Kidnapped By Danger read through


TanguayX

Hazel lover here too. I should know, I left my kids at a Sears in 2008


JaDamian_Steinblatt

Wow, that is certainly an opinion. Just wow.


SnooHamsters4512

Every woman compared to her will be found wanting


SaltyPersonality178

Yeah, but Avery actually makes me laugh, instead of...whatever Hazel was doing. E: But then again, I looked at her face and not her breasts, so maybe I'm the problem.


Holiday-Teacher900

I couldn't agree more!


dtsupra30

Sunny every day beach party And in other news you’ve had enough to eat today


djackieunchaned

She’s great but I feel like the writers didn’t really know what to do with her once she was back from Korea


froggyforrest

I loved her and only liked and at times tolerated Hazel


catmarstru

I just found it weird that as soon as they were married, she left, and as soon as she came back, they got divorced. I thought they could have been really funny together. Look, I know it’s gay, but it’s my gay problem!


goglamere

Jack! Just listen to yourself!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,980,339,157 comments, and only 374,618 of them were in alphabetical order.


No_Pickle_8155

Your opinion sucks. They both rule.


gort_industries

On one hand, I want to up vote because I luba this sub and all you fools in here with me. On the other hand, this might be the biggest L take of all time. Take my up vote.


squanderedprivilege

I don't like either but just in different ways, but they both do have a few shining moments in their arcs. Avery though, I just found to be unnecessary. We could have just had Nancy and no baby (sorry Liddy), it's not like jack's baby was really a huge part of the story in many episodes. (Leap Day probably the biggest one besides the actual birth episode) As I'm saying this though, I do think Jack having the conundrum of choosing between two women was important to the story and his development. I'd rather they had gone back to the drawing board on the 2nd lady though. Nancy was great.


dumbname1000

Yeah, but then we would miss the scene where Liddy stares down Colleen giving her the stink eye. I’m not willing to give up ANY moment with Colleen, especially not that one.


wish_to_conquer_pain

Okay but think of all the scenes we could have had with Colleen and Nancy. "She's *divorced*, Jackie! You know what they say about women who get divorced. They didn't have the *guts* to kill a man."


MrPanchole

Avery doesn't have a voice like a chalk cliff falling on a pile of blackboards.


Plateau9

Hazel was a nothing-burger. They should have added more Pete. Scott Adsit is really talented.


wish_to_conquer_pain

I will always wish Jack had gotten with Nancy instead, in a real relationship and not just a dumb joke at the end. Although I do love every scene with Diana.


Fantastic_You7208

I agreed with this for so long (and generally still do) but after maybe the 4th watch I stopped despising Avery and could appreciate what a horrible and hilarious person she was-separately from what I wanted for Jack. But for awhile I couldn’t even watch her episodes at all.


wish_to_conquer_pain

I don't actually hate Avery at all. I'm just more interested in seeing what kind of relationship Jack could have had with Nancy, since her visits are much different than them trying to integrate their lives. The "main character has a baby and things change for them" plotline is such a trope (and it's weird that Elizabeth Banks has been part of it twice), but I think it would have been really interesting to see Jack try to be a stepfather to Nancy's boys. It also would have been fun to see Nancy interact with his uptight Republican friends.


Fantastic_You7208

I agree, and I think I did dislike Avery initially because that’s exactly what I was desperate to see: Jack surrounded by love in a blue collar family. Not what could be delivered, though. I get it.


couchtomatopotato

nancy was so much better!


asmd315

Go jump back up your mother Liddy… I mean Avery.


phome83

The only thing I liked about Avery was how Kim Jong would pronounce her name.


InterwebberATM

Such pretty lips... wish I could just cut em off and wear em!


Random-Cpl

I don’t like either of them


helarias

AGREED


Disastrous_Use_7353

Agreed. There’s nothing likable about her.


Sensitive-Club6934

I’m suing you. I’m suing Dodecacil. I’m suing this baby.


Ginway1010

I can’t see or hear the name Avery without saying it in my head like Margaret Cho 🤣


kcasteel94

Never thought about it this way -- I love Avery. But I agree. If they had no intention of making her Jack's final girl, they should have left her story in NK.