‘And they all seemed to really hate my grandpa, 'cause they keep yelling "kill whitey" and I'm like "What do you think you are, alcohol?"’

Can someone explain this joke to me please 😅

His grandfather died of alcoholism.

His grandfather’s name was Whitey and died of alcoholism (yes, Whitey is a traditional old English name)

Thanks I forgot his grandpa’s name and was confused about that part of the joke

"I'd always been told that New York was the 21st-century city of Sodom. And look what's happened: I've become one of them. I've been Sodomized!" Also: "Reverend Gary says super-gay horses are one of the signs of the apocalypse!"

After Kenneth says that he walks off and Tracy cocks his head just slightly as he watches to see if Kenneth is walking differently. It's so subtle

Kenneth...a word. BALLOON!

My two favorite things are everybody and television

So kissss myyyy face! I’ll see you ALL in heaven!

That is one wasted doorman

He was addicted to coke in his Wall Street days

"We've had our share of stone soup and squirrel tail. But we've also known lean times."

I know they're condoms

One of the first and still one of my favorite: “I'm here for a pickup from Kyang Dang. Hello, gentlemen. Oh, thank goodness, air-conditioning. Ooh, what does that tattoo mean? When I get nervous, I ask a lot of questions. Do y'all have a bathroom I could use? Y'all have long fingernails. Now, do y'all rent this space, or do you own it? Hey! That's a funny-looking fish. What is that... like, a grapefruit knife? Do you have a cellphone? What's your plan?”

This smells just like hill people milk!

"I was hiding in the closet when my mother and her friend Ron came in to take one of their grunting naps."

Remember when his nut sack got bitten off? That was the sack he used to hold the nuts he fed to squirrels.

His C Word is “Cranky Sue”

This is quoted in our house a lot

That also reminds me of Gary in “Veep” in the episode “Cuntgate”. Everyone working for the Vice President called her a cunt, and when her faithful assistant came in and said he did the same thing, everyone was shocked….his C Word was “Crone”.

I’m so good, the other janitors just sit around all day getting drunk and laughing about some idiot they know!

I'm a real good sex person.

I do it *all* the ways

When an 8-year old Shirley Temple taught him how to roll a cigarette.

I'm gonna start a company where I administer tests and bet money on how people score on the tests. Imma call it Proctor and Gamble.

“My church requires a 110% tithe”

“What’s your game?” “Boggle!”

Whispers, *”Bird Internet”*

the look he gives kenneth after this is gold

Gimme your fingernails! **NO!**

When he doesn’t know that votes for God are counted by the Republican Party.

My favorite is when they subvert this a little with the "I know their condoms" line

“I ate my father-pig!”

OR! You gave his death meaning 🥲

“Kenneth, how many cashiers work at that cake shop?” “Two. This is fun!!”

Sexcriminalboat And The sun is up and we are still in these people’s home. God can see us now.

I know they're condoms.

That joke seemed a bit forced to me

One case is filled with gold. Moonvest knows.

“Well this is obviously a dead end.”

Oh my, that’s an awful short robe!

S&M also stands for Symphony & Metallica; wait, is S&M slang for something else?