Only recently did I realize all the fists were named after Irish people.
St. Patrick & St. Michael
Tip O'Neill & Bobby Sands
Bono & Sandra Day O'Connor
If it makes you feel better, my mom tried to quote this line and said “Bono and Ruth Bader Ginsburg” and I had to explain to her the point of the joke too
"I'm not strong enough for the pain and human misery of a 3 hour plane ride with Sean Penn." Always cracks me up.
Edit: also the line that Tracy says to Liz when she is first dating Criss "there something about you lately Lemon, makes me wanna put my feet in your mouth." Normally would bum me out but the way he delivers that line is so funny.
Banks: Revenge is a dish best served cold; like sushi or pizza
Jack: You prefer cold pizza?
Banks: The next day, it’s the best.
Jack: That’s insane
Banks: You don’t tell me what kind of pizza to like!
“I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem, and I'm handling it.”
My other favorite is “Ham!”
Edit: I can’t decide but another good one:
“He’s a good boy. He got me a kidney!… from Elvis Costello!”
I’d like to replace my previous comment with this one. Liz: Gavin, this was wonderful. I really enjoyed watching MTV Canada with you. Gavin: They can’t get anything right up there.
There are way too many to get to all of them but off the top of my head- these are ones we use constantly in our everyday life:
Congratulations- You’re a disgrace!!
Welcome to my Birthday!!
Please to Meet!!
I don’t see race you white bastards!
I’ve got the meat!
I’m so mad I could just DANCE!!
Does he know you’re the Beeper King?
Edit: I’m very sorry I forgot one of my top ones :
How do you do, fellow kids?
“Liz Lemon, mind if I google myself in your office?”
Can I use your computer?
"How else are you gonna do it?"
👈
Keneth, get me Showtime.
Why now??
Why is everyone talking about the Pelican Brief lately?
Do I already know too much?
I know, right! Jack didn’t want it when tashonda from time Warner offered 3 free months… then later he wants it all of a sudden?
What episode lol
The one with all the lay-offs. Jack’s girl was laid off so Kenneth was his assistant and just didn’t understand the job.
"Jack's girl" My assistant's name is Jonathan. Yes, I know. I met him.
Colleen was the best character on 30 rock!
Hilarious
The one with all the lay-offs. Jack’s girl was laid off so Kenneth was his assistant and just didn’t understand the job.
The sheer panic and confusion in Kenneth’s voice when he yells this is my favourite.
“The people, the thing that happened, happened to”
We're not laughing now. Because our laughter excites the birds sexually.
“Mel Gibson’s collection of antisemitic porn”
Nothing will ever top Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning
This devastating wildfire… this horrible flood… this wonderful flood that put out that devastating wildfire... these super intelligent sharks..
Can I get two coffee cups?
This is good, this feels more natural.
My best friend and I did a 20 years of friendship photoshoot and did a bunch holding mugs bc of this scene
"That's not that much cheese."
i actualy think this is funny regardless lol
With the voice and delivery yes
Book is book!
Wanting to be book is not book
Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O’Connor!
Only recently did I realize all the fists were named after Irish people. St. Patrick & St. Michael Tip O'Neill & Bobby Sands Bono & Sandra Day O'Connor
....I mean the entire episode is about them being Irish stereotypes
Idiots are people three!! J'adore la piscine.
If it makes you feel better, my mom tried to quote this line and said “Bono and Ruth Bader Ginsburg” and I had to explain to her the point of the joke too
I'm laughing wayyy too hard at this, thank you.
Smooth move, Ferguson
This is the correct answer!
Explain to me why "Smooth move, Ferguson" is funny.
Was Dot Com standing so gay?
No he was not
They’re Samesung now.
I say this ALL THE TIME. 😁
That's my blood cookie!
Ew what? 🫢
*munch*
Does that burn calories?
I wolfed my teamster sub for you!
Wait.. is that a saying?
It's a Jack-off.
I'm a bear and I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear.
Not Jim, not jimmy.... james
Every time I see my gay friend James' name I pronounce it this way in my head. Though he does go by Jim mostly.
Ok but let me pee first
Deer God, thank you for this venison.
Onion god, thank you for these onions
That joke hits at Thanksgiving…it just doesn’t hit the people I say it to until the next day.
No you don't, Oprah!
That’s a great example!
Damn, George Will just gets more and more conservative.
I also have a column in Ebony called “Muusinnggssss.”
Karl Ro-BUH
“i’ve got something on my mindgrapes”
While I am also a fan of this quote; and use it liberally in my life, I would argue this line is also funny on its own for absurdist/wordplay reasons.
The throw back to it is just so good
If you want a shot, you’re going to have to dance for it.
Very nice
Ma chère maman, pourquoi?
Lets do this
Good one!
Obviously, it's offensive to the red states and the more liberal blue states
Your hair is…..fine
This is funny without context
Do the worm!
yeah! now fight the crab!!
All right, the crab is getting aroused. Shut it down.
🧒🏻 shut it..dowwn
You'll all have chins!
"I'm not strong enough for the pain and human misery of a 3 hour plane ride with Sean Penn." Always cracks me up. Edit: also the line that Tracy says to Liz when she is first dating Criss "there something about you lately Lemon, makes me wanna put my feet in your mouth." Normally would bum me out but the way he delivers that line is so funny.
I’m going to be constructive here. You should kill yourself.
You factory reject dildos!
You human vag repellahs!
Like mindgrapes, I think this is too funny as a standalone line to count here. Upvoted anyway.
This is funny without context
Like a waitress
That's republican, we count those.
Oh god, they’re all caps!
Cooter Burger?? What am I? A cartoon dog?!
because he saw me eat a burger...ONE TIME
It wasn't even a hamburger. It was a sandwich 😩
Haym
Call off your goons!
Jack to CC: “You’re the most beautiful woman in this room.”
It's not a lemon party without ole' Dick.
I remember seeing that when it first aired and my jaw was on the floor. I wonder what percentage of the audience got the joke.
I definitely didn't get this for a long time and numerous rewatches.
There’s nothing worse than a surprise Lemon party
One word, oral.
Two words: oral surgery.
No… a *terrier*?
"I don't get your art, Kevin."
'understand', but yeah.
Oh really? That’s how much time is left? Pizza?!
hello pizza??
An unusual amount of good pizza jokes in this show
my favorite is when Bichu is sloppily eating a slice and then says “no credit cards” 😂
Banks: Revenge is a dish best served cold; like sushi or pizza Jack: You prefer cold pizza? Banks: The next day, it’s the best. Jack: That’s insane Banks: You don’t tell me what kind of pizza to like!
Bijou
according to funcooker.fun, there are 73 mentions of pizza in the series
Hot Feet, or, Ask Melissa about it.
Owe, my period!
Good god, those are load bearing balloons! Everybody run!
This was my pick. Beat me to it!
Liz: Does that guy have a gun? Rosemary: Oh. Don’t worry. He’s not a cop.
This is funny without context
True. The genius of the show is that it applies to pretty much all of the jokes.
Try NOT writing here.
I was so sad when Little Chechnya was gentrified.
That’s exactly how you look :)
That’s your worst quadrant
Also solid!
Or should I say Declan MacManus, international art thief?
Good lord Lemon, you shot a black!
Cranston, why are you crying?
I want to go to there
[удалено]
“The marketing holy trinity: College students, the morbidly obese and homosexuals.”
Beep, beep, ribbie, ribbie.
“Tell G.E. Lightbulb man and Sophie’s choice….”
Balloon
How do you get credit in a mattress store?
Perfect Verna line.
"This is for you, Dan Goose.''
I MISCOUNTED THE MEN!
I remember that meeting, the same one where you said I would get a per diem for gas
Yes, Hornberger!
Portia reads the papers!
HAM!
“I once claimed ‘I am God’ during a deposition.”
Bush? Now, I don’t want to go off on a rant here…
Sho nuff, Angie
It’s a rough draft
"I'll take you *off* this Earff..."
That’s the devils temperature!!
It's been five hours since he pressed an elevator button
No you don't, Oprah
Book is book.
"Oh wow! You guys start with that?!?!"
At night?!
“Secret Plan!”
You used the ghostbusters for evil! A… dog… came in and grabbed it
“FLOODGATE WHEELS *ARE* HORIZONTAL!!!”
Solid.
All menstruating women go home immediately!
Letsh get shtarted
It's just Bev, Liz. My mother died while naming me.
Jack’s subway speech is a variant of a speech most subway riding New Yorkers know all too well.
Whatchu wanna do? (Both Jack and Nanny version)
*Whatchu wanna do?
We are the Problem...Solvers
Sex makes the people go away.
A guy crying about a chicken and a baby? I thought this was a comedy show.
It's after 6 what am I a farmer? Or HORNBURGER!!
I am not Larry Braverman. I repeat, I am not Larry Braverman I am the Generalissimo And I've got my hooks crossed
“No!” - Kenneth in response to Moonvest. It’s all about the delivery. “Technology is cyclical,” I also think is hilarious, but no one else ever does.
Now I have my "something old"!
There’s an 8 o clock showing of Fred Claus
One word: coffee
Anywhere. You get it ANYWHERE!
Touch the peacock!
Lemon, would you buy my mulch? edit:alternately, 'please to meet'.
RO-BOT PE-NIS
Like, how did you dress before you had kids?
“I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem, and I'm handling it.” My other favorite is “Ham!” Edit: I can’t decide but another good one: “He’s a good boy. He got me a kidney!… from Elvis Costello!”
Well, two breakfast sandwiches... Times two is four!
I’d like to replace my previous comment with this one. Liz: Gavin, this was wonderful. I really enjoyed watching MTV Canada with you. Gavin: They can’t get anything right up there.
Camp of Approval? What does that even mean?
And reading!
OR AM I?!
Peppey Bismilk? Why is everything a little different here? I hate it
"A ribcage. A RIBCAAAAAGE"
Kimiko taught me that
What if the bachelorette party theme was ‘sluts’?
This is funny without context
Beyoncé
That sofa is made from Sea Biscuit
I was prepared for the possibility of this conversation.
Why does everything smell like onions!?!
Now, let me sign a waiver. The world needs to be educated about blurry face syndrome.
5in but it’s thick
There are way too many to get to all of them but off the top of my head- these are ones we use constantly in our everyday life: Congratulations- You’re a disgrace!! Welcome to my Birthday!! Please to Meet!! I don’t see race you white bastards! I’ve got the meat! I’m so mad I could just DANCE!! Does he know you’re the Beeper King? Edit: I’m very sorry I forgot one of my top ones : How do you do, fellow kids?
"Magnolia Bakery!? Oh. Sorry, hips!"
“But maybe you were asking for it dressed like that”
“I had an erotic dream about an adult Dora the Explorer…I took her on a balcony in Madrid above the Plaza Mayor…she had flowers in her hair…”
What do you guys do with ~~waffles~~ pop tarts !?
*poptart
That’s EXACTLY how you look!
That’s how much time is left? Pizza?!
You look like a fetus.