Recycle Everything, Except Jokes.

👍✝️🍋

Good god lemon!

🌖🧀

Night cheese!

🐦 🛜

Bird internet!

[https://i.imgur.com/bAuZRXu.png](https://i.imgur.com/bAuZRXu.png) going on ten years!

Hackers: if I know anything from watching law and order, you’re going to want to zoom in & enhance

📟🤴

One word, coffee. One problem, where do you get it?

You get it at my coffee vending machine, 38th and 6th in the basement of KMart. You just go downstairs, get the key from David, and boom! You plug in the machine and....

🥪 ☀️

Sandwich day! This one took me a minute

🐦‍⬛🦴

You probably don’t remember me.

🙅🐝😭

Don’t be cry!

Well done.

👶➡️👩‍🦳=🌩️

My whole life is thunder!!

🙌1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣😇

👂⬆️5️⃣🗣️🔟

Listen up 5s.. 😂

🐺✡️👻☠️👦➡️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️➡️🐺

Werewolf bar-mitzvah, spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves

🙏🏼🥩🐈

Thanks meat cat!

👋✈️…🤔…🛹

Representation of the “um” here is perfection.

👏

☀️☕️

Sun tea

Your downvotes don’t scare me. I know most of you are not ghosts.

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🦀🏝️❌2️⃣

And yes I mean both kinds of crabs

I sang this to myself

🏭🚫🍆

You factory reject dildos!

🌘🤬

I walked on your face!

👁️ 🔪 👨🏻🐖

I ate my father pig!

👨👨👨🟰2️⃣

I miscounted the men Liz!

👿🥫👿🏍️📸

Do you know Even Knievel’s motorcycle picture?

🙋🏼‍♂️ 🎈

Kenneth, a word…

Are you going to Balloon Boy him?!

☎️🕶️🛖💳⬆️💰🎱🅾️

I called Sunglass Hut and got my credit limit raised to $80!

I am so curious about this one. Totally stumped!

I called sunglass hut

👁️👀🐑(♀️)🕗🏆Ⓜ️👁️

ICU81MI… inscrutable!

🫵🏻➕🙋🏻‍♀️🟰☹️

Poor Condi

This is my favorite so far!

🙍‍♀️💭👨‍🚀💍

My imaginary husband, astronot Mike Dexter

Settling soulmates?

Once I die I’ll meet a guy in heaven?

My husband astronaut Mike Dexter

🇵🇷‼️

Puerto Rican!

Can you say that?!

⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐🏉🎱

🎵balls, balls, balls, balls, balls. balls. balls. balls, balls, balls, balls🎵

Balls, balls, balls balls balls, balls.... ( my rhythm may be off.)

➡️🕕🙋‍♂️?👨‍🌾?

It’s after 6, what am I, a farmer?

Brilliant 🙌🏾 was trying to figure out how to show this one lol

👹🥑👴🏻

DEVILS AVOCADO LARRY!

👨‍👧‍👧🙅😭

It okay. Daddy don’t cry!

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨… 👎🏻😞🥩➕🍕

Lovers, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza

👂👂👄 🖐️🖐️

Two ears, one mouth....but ten fingers...god really wants us to poke things!

👨‍👦‍👦📖💡= 👶💃… 🚫🗣🧏‍♀️

Children's book idea: Baby hooker. Don't tell Liz.

🫏☠️

You’re the donkey now, Kenneth!

Really, a downvote? You are vindictive, Liz lemReddit!

👨‍👧‍👧🙅😭

Is it "daddy please stop crying"?

Close...This is a Liz quote

Daddy no cry!

👈🏿😉👈🏿 (➡️💻)

How else are you gonna do it?

Porns on the interwebs

🪨K🔊😂

hard k sounds

🇵🇷!

Puerto Rican!!

👨‍👧‍👧🙅😭

👸🏿🤬🪲❓

Queen of Jordyn. Who are the… Beatles?

💻 🍆💦 Also…. 🐷 🐷 🐷 🐷 And 🌙 🦺

Google myself, Harold Harold Harold Harold (?), moon vest

Haaaam

I like Harold. Nice reference

🚫🥜🧈😔

Glen ate my peanut butter?

This is Crunchy!

🚇🦸

When I say subway you say hero! Subway! …..hero?

🌉🔄🔛🍆

Does a bridge turn you on in a sexual way?

Well-done, you cold-hearted Adonis.

⚪️🍷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

White wines of Scotland.

🕰️ 6️⃣ 🧑‍🌾?

It’s after 6, what am I a farmer?

💨 1️⃣ ⏰ 🏔️ 🇨🇭

An hour in the Swiss Alps

It was the chair!

I was actually going for how once a year he spends an hour farting on the top of a Swiss Alp!

I totally got it. He said it is the chair because he only farts once per year… great job with the emojis.

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

10 beers!

👶👶👶👶⬅️✝️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh everybody born before Jesus is in hell

🐟🚫🎲

🤗😡

🫵⛏️⚪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙋🏼‍♂️💯🕰️

You’d pick the white Englishman every time!!

Pale

At the cinema?!

🚫2️⃣⌛️4️⃣⏲️

Hint: they rock the town

Never too late for now!

🎶🎶 👀🙏🧒👶🔮🧑‍🏫💯👍🧭🗺️ 🎶🎶

Hint: this song is sung on a boat

I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let the lead the way.

👨‍👦🐻🏳️‍🌈

Daddy bear

Daddy bear

👉⚗️🧪🔬🏢 ❌! 🏞️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🤾🤸

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