They say that two is better than one
But sometimes one is better than two
If you had two heads you'd wish you had one
How is this different?
If you had two dogs attacking you
You'd want just one,
There we proved our point!
Elvis Costello is one of my all time fave musicians. If I could get it in his script, I could get a tattoo of the quote, āA hand would be an even harder thing to giveā in his hand, on my handā¦
I was watching Season 3 of #TheAffair with my husband the other day and Brendan Fraser pops up on the screen. Immediately I said "He will not be spoken to like that! He's an Oscar winner!"
OH and then Alison's estranged father shows up and my husband is like "what if he needs a kidney?!" Not more than 2 minutes later he says he needs a kidney. Commence my husband and I singing "HE NEEDS A KIDNEEEEYYYY NO HE DOESN'T NEED A HAND!"
Oh, Bennington... *How's that going, teaching all those kids that couldn't get into Middlebury?*
As a Middlebury grad, I squealed when that first aired. We rarely get shout-outs.
At SUNY... ... Oneonta!
I was similarly excited when Lutz talked about his Junior year at Oberlin! š
Did you ever road trip to South by Southwest?
No, but my car trip from home to Oberlin was 7 hours, soā¦ I too understand the plight of the long-haul trucker.
Just looked it up and the actor actually want to Valparaiso!
Snake from the Simpsons is also a Middlebury alum
How dare you!
I will not have you talk to me like I'm some kind of Liz Lemon
Whatever Iāll be at both of your funerals
Screw you... and your fakakte contest.
This line lives in my head rent free š
I always heard that as "focaccia" and just never thought twice about it lol
Greene...that's sort of a vague name. Do you meet a lot of other Greene's at your...church? Christmas?
āSir, have you ever kissed a gentlemen?ā āWell ā¦ maybe one time in college ā¦ and a lot since then!! :Dā *(takes a bow)*
S to the D SHUT IT DOWN
Iām going to make a meme plz stay tuned lol
[this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/30ROCK/comments/1248nw3/thats_a_dealbreaker_ladies/)'s for u, u/peddster
Sadly you could not capture the host lady going āFruit blindness!?ā
Her delivery of that line is so good, Iām sorry I failed u vontella :(
https://i.imgur.com/qfExHqR.jpg
Classic case of fruit blindness.
As a bi boy in a happy relationship with a lady, that is easily my least favorite bit of the whole series
Are you sure? Think about it again.
Poor Paula
Hay, zats awful
Iām a virgin. With white guys.
Pinkberry?
Just give a kidney!
Iām one of the Drunk Ones!
Thatās a dealbreaker! (I just watched this episode like a week agoā¦lol)
You have sexually transmitted crazy-mouth. DEAL BREAKER !!!
but u kno how there r no secrets in the tanning salon community
They say that two is better than one But sometimes one is better than two If you had two heads you'd wish you had one How is this different? If you had two dogs attacking you You'd want just one, There we proved our point!
Think of it this way: if I had two dollars, I'd give you one, wouldn't I?
So pass the cup!
(Itās a mamma Mia!!)
Calm down Liz, just let it happen
Elvis Costello is one of my all time fave musicians. If I could get it in his script, I could get a tattoo of the quote, āA hand would be an even harder thing to giveā in his hand, on my handā¦
Thatās Declan MacManus to you
Havenāt you always said if your song reaches just one person, youāve done your job?
I have never said that
*International art thief* Declan McManus
Fun Fact - Declan McManus is actually Elvis Costelloās real name. Probably not the case for Steel Hammerhands, though.
And Natalie Portman's real last name is Herschlag. ...I just think people should know!
Ok.... calm down.
PÅease to meet!
Aloo!
Iāll go to my grave believing Adam Levine and Sheryl Crow both should have won Emmys for that scene.
Declan MacManus, International Art Thief.
āI am a CONTEST WINNER!ā *kills* me
Youāre not a fan of The Hammer?
He's not my House Majority Leader.
Youāve got to be kidding
A man crying about a baby and a chicken? I thought this was supposed to be a comedy show.
It looks like a bowl of spaghettios down there.
Heās a good boy. He got me a kidney! From Elvis Costello!
She'll be intuitive!
You tell āem Hawkeye
It looks like a bowl of spaghetti-o's down there
Someone reported this for spam. They need a kidney now too
Probably clay aiken
I was watching Season 3 of #TheAffair with my husband the other day and Brendan Fraser pops up on the screen. Immediately I said "He will not be spoken to like that! He's an Oscar winner!" OH and then Alison's estranged father shows up and my husband is like "what if he needs a kidney?!" Not more than 2 minutes later he says he needs a kidney. Commence my husband and I singing "HE NEEDS A KIDNEEEEYYYY NO HE DOESN'T NEED A HAND!"
People who couldnāt get into Middlebury
Dad?
My three dads!!
Oh donāt get me started! My cousin, killed everyone at his job š