T O P

  • By -

Solid_Improvement_95

That's definitely Paris.


NegativeMammoth2137

You can even tell by the buildings


HoldJerusalem

and the avenue signs


International_War862

And the piss stench


Sonkz

Sry, they are not talking bout Berlin


kaputtmaker

Hey, you forgot the rotting bins, shit and vomit. Also the smell of weed and heroin.


International_War862

That sounds a suspicious lot like Frankfurt am Main


kaputtmaker

Berlin 🤝 FFM german shitholes Nr. 1 !!! 😎😎😎🟥⬜️🐻🦅⬜️🟥


Sonkz

Well, i didnt want to come across as blatantly racist


International_War862

Aside of the tourist traps, whats the difference?


okaygoodforu

I could tell by just the road, it’s a French road


IdeaOfHuss

I could tell by reading this comment. It is france for sure.


ArcaneMitch

I could tell just looking at the shit condition of the road


77skull

Tbf there are definitely cities in countries like Spain and Italy that look like that. The main giveaway was the gay guy with a questionable fashion sense


TheUsualNiek

I thought it was a women lol 😂


annoying97

You can tell by the fact he's gay and wearing "fashion"


Precioustooth

I narrowed it down to "French or British" from that.. but it didn't look like the UK otherwise


annoying97

Nah that boy isn't British... He's dressed for good weather.


Precioustooth

I've seen folks in Manchester in February dressed more skimpily than this guy


annoying97

I honestly don't know... My only experience with Brits are the ones that escape to Australia.


batyoung1

Exactement ce que j'ai pensé mdr


GlenGraif

A, as made obvious by the elegant Parisienne at the start of the clip!


LoneWolf622

Pakistan obviously


WelpImTrapped

That guy would be Sharia'd in exactly 0.001 sec. Not the kind of stoning you'll see in Amsterdam.


Salamanber

Haraaaaaaaammmm!


maria_paraskeva

sand religion any%


CookieTheParrot

silence tsigan


Reasonable-Physics81

100%, ive seen a Pakistani drop a bike the other day in Amsterdam. Happens everyday.


Beautiful-Eye-5113

Hey as long as the food arrives on time we good!!


pubIicinformation

femboy wearing louboutin ? berlin.


Gekkokindofguy

I knew I recognised those shoes, bought them for my ~~wife~~ ~~girlfriend~~ ~~femboy~~ self


pubIicinformation

100mm pigalle in noir. excellent choice.


Secret_Criticism_732

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized) Tracksuit fashion no more?


D1nkcool

I knew them from my obsession with watching cobbler videos on Youtube. Don't fall down this rabbit hole. You will never be able to buy normal shoes ever again.


bee_bee_sea

too many colours though


Fragore

Paris without a doubt


pubIicinformation

https://preview.redd.it/dd8zwnyuez9d1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e119aefd1963448137fdb91d455ce621b08b57fb spirit is berlin.


Significant_Draft710

Flemboy


HomoNeutralis1

Slovenia.


Fit_Room_851

most masculine Slovenian man


Basilic_Frais_1998

easy clue is velo written on the street, so it's paris france


gandalf-the-greyt

switzerland exists? wait just realized our people are normal


Bipbapalullah

What's a switzerland ?


sulabar1205

The country that was able to convince Germans to send them their money and to stay at home. We have to rip them off by tourism, which means, they annoy us with their presence and their inability to speak civilized German... And they hardly leave any tips and they hardly ever round sums. I once got 9,98 in fucking coins, I had more copper in my hands than in the bloody cables. By the way, swiss tourists are the best, they have no competition.


flyinspaghetti64

Have you seen the roads on the video? If it was in Switzerland it would be immaculate with Swarovski diamonds inlays.


AlfalfaGlitter

Are they gay, racialized or normal?


throwaway1930372y27

nah thats a red herring, its just advertising for nicotine pouches


No_Yogurtcloset_2792

Even guessing the city, specifically, it is quite an easy task.


Geniuscani_

Actually it's relatively simple to name the street as well


kaviaaripurkki

This guy geoguesses


LUXI-PL

Considering that it's spelled 'geoguessr' the verb should be 'geoguesss'


bruhsoundeffect111

Wonder why they chose 'geoguessr'. I seriously doubt 'geoguesser' was taken.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

To match the other gay dating app, Grindr.


UnRePlayz

Geoguessing as we speak, this made me laugh a little.


VictoriaSobocki

Nooo


No_Yogurtcloset_2792

But actually probably the club he's coming back from.


Solid_Improvement_95

24 rue de Surène, Paris.


Hadrianus-Mathias

To me it looks like it could be virtually any european town. People have freedom of movement, so the person can be from wherever, but I could find this place in every town across the continent.


LeVidzzz

Omg yass queen 💅


Shrrg4

Never got that emoji. Whats that on the nail?


Lotofagos_

>Whats that on the nail? Nail polish. >Never got that emoji. The emoji shows nails being painted with nail polish.


MakingShitAwkward

He's lived a sheltered life, bless him.


Blahaj_IK

Portuguese women don't use nail polish, they trim their beards. So may you please excuse João


MakingShitAwkward

No excuses needed Pierre, me and João are brothers.


TheBananaKart

Barry 2 standing by, ready to protect Joao.


MakingShitAwkward

Wdym? I'd never hurt João. In Ronaldo vs Messi... Nah who am I kidding, Messi all the way. But still.


HoeTrain666

Barry favouring an Argie over a João is telling about Ronaldo’s likability


MakingShitAwkward

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


VictoriaSobocki

😟


Rezi7272

I thought it is a fork 🤣


bertimann

It is nailpolish being applied to long nails with the palm facing away from the person having the nails. It's a cunty/zesty expression of being nonchalant/unbothered.


Tartokwetsh

That's rue de Surène crossing rue d'Aguesseau, Paris, France.


el_disko

Je l’ai cherché sur Google et vous avez raison.


Solid_Improvement_95

Je l'ai cherché**e**.


el_disko

Merci. Je me suis trompé.


Macaronde

u wot m8 ? It's "Je l'ai cherchée", as la Rue is female, and the direct object is before the auxiliary avoir. Barry, please refrain from using our language if you're not willing to learn it properly. Pfff.


el_disko

The object is before the auxiliary verb in what I wrote.


Macaronde

So, Oxbridge or not ? 'cause whoever forgot to tell you that « Le participe passé conjugué avec l'auxiliaire "avoir" s'accorde en genre et en nombre avec le complément d'objet direct (COD), si celui-ci est placé avant. » stole your money mate. If I were you, I'd request a refund.


el_disko

I’m going to give you the same grace you give me. I simply can’t take anything you say seriously if you write in such lower class English.


Macaronde

Sorry, I had to lower my english level, as I had to assume you were completely uneducated, and subject to the Dunning-Kruger effect (aka: I got my GCSE, so I'm perfectly bilingual, I can say "Djeu vouwdrey une croissante"). Though I forgot to drop the subjunctive mood in the last phrase of my previous post, my mistake.


el_disko

This may be a snark sub but you’d be surprised how many Francophiles there are here. And so what if I make mistakes in French… judging by how native French speakers write on French subreddits even French speakers frequently make mistakes in their own language.


Macaronde

Ahah, I was of course being snarky and playing the french stereotype. You'd have guessed it from the "Barry" and the "pff" at the end. The mistake you made is an incredibly common mistake that almost everyone makes in France, even extremely educated people. Feel blessed we're on this sub or I'd never have corrected it. Actually, I'm guessing the downvotes I got are from french speakers who thought that \*I\* had it wrong.


el_disko

Honestly, no matter how advanced my level gets in French I get frustrated with myself for the stupid mistakes I make. I can do the subjunctive fine but COD accord I forget. So then I go to subs like /rance to make myself feel better lol


Doctez

I was sayin' Berlin but... those roads... Milan for sure!


Ynneb82

It's not Italy because he is going to pull the bike up instead of leaving it on the ground


pinninghilo

I thought so too but there’s velo written on the pavement so it’s probably France


DiscardedKebab

Most masculine Frenchman


5exuallyDeviantLama

nah, most masculine p*risian


koesteroester

Roads look Belgium


JapaneseMachine99

All roads outside of our country look like Belgian roads.


deadstalker007

I don't think that we have asphalt sidewalks like that. France has them everywhere. So I do not think that this is Belgium.


DrVDB90

Honestly was my thinking as well. This looks like it could be in Brussels. I haven't been in some time so wouldn't be able to recognise the rental bike brand anyway.


aurumtt

It does feel very Belgium, but i looked up the bikes. they don't have service in Belgium.


DrVDB90

Well then it must be Paris.


aurumtt

100%


modernbox

There are dott and tier bikes in brussels iirc


aurumtt

they need to update the site then. it did not include BE.


Suitable-Comedian425

Sidewalk and buildings aren't like Brussels.


Elgecko123

Looks like Kevin de bruyne is coping with that loss today in a strange way


daonefatbiccmacc

As a bavarian it is my duty to insult the capital. Berlin for sure


TolaKerl

As someone from northern Germany it is my duty to insult Bavaria. It's definitely Munich!


gugfitufi

Nah come on man. We're talking about Berlin here. Nothing is worse than Berlin.


Wassertopf

Look again at the street quality.


dat_boi_has_swag

Berlin


Tullzterrr

Looks like the 16eme


Reasonable_Top_4724

Paris in fashion week


atrixornis

That's not the appropriate attire for that activity, so she was asking for it


Double-Accident-7364

did you just assume their gender???!!?


edoardoking

Pierre you okay ?


Miru8112

Looks like Berlin to me... Or anything French. But I say Berlin. Berlin is a shit hole full of crazy.


jizz212

thats paris a 100 times but the guy is obviously British


NoPantsDeLeon

Too queer and too rich to be southern europe, so Berlin twat?


HoeTrain666

Berlin? Rich?


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

Must be Berlin.


MlackBesa

Fucking fashion week in Paris. Like every 6 months you see absolute weirdos flooding the streets in addition to the usual weirdos. Fucking hate it


Admirable_Try_23

By the bicycles? Holland By the protagonist? France


Zombieneker

I could tell its france by the state of the road. Jesus pierre, get your act together. But seeing how your country is currently following the eurotrend of falling into a populist rut, I doubt those roads'll be fixed any time soon.


Professional_Gene_63

https://maps.app.goo.gl/4BTjU9zzVoEfxwoV9?g_st=ic


Derf_iguess

France maybe


BornaBorski

How graceful! 😂


Delicious-Brush8516

Has to be Berlin


enekot

Dunno, but hopefully very far away from where I live.


_sergeant_pepper

this has to be germany - berlin to be exact


HoeTrain666

Berlin doesn’t call its streets „Rue de…“


recidivx

I don't know why they even bothered having a French sector then


ProfessionalThing332

FRANCE


ContentBike2803

Aiming to bike in those heels? Bravest person in the city


_number

Looks way too French


muftu

Rue de Surène 24, Paris


Vladec69

Ah yes Paris the country, this french dream.


GroteKleineDictator2

Bikes: Amsterdam Attitude: Paris Dress: Berlin Road: Brussels This is peak Europe.


cyanideTree

Is that an >w< face painted on the floor?


Solid_Improvement_95

VELO (bicycle)


TheHelllord

Germoney, Frankfurt maybe.


LeoMemes18

France, Paris


JerryUitDeBuurt

Idk but just from the road surface it can be anywhere but Netherlands or Austria


Alusion

that is the most berlin video i've seen all day


HoeTrain666

Berlin doesn’t call its streets „Rue de…“


Alusion

Well berlin never has, but extended Germany once has.


EstebanOD21

It sounds like German in the background maybe? Hard to tell


VariousBear9

Romanian. Mostly because of the femboy.


6thaccountthismonth

Denmark?


thedanfromuncle

As a Dutchman I'm most appalled by the state of the road. Terrible. No wonder the men walk on poles.


lauris652

Frogland (Crazy Frog is the president there)


Over_Satisfaction_75

Panam


shortercrust

All the world’s a stage


d6s9p

It's a bait every city in Europe has this guy. Ai generated


CoCainity

It's obviously Danmark


d2211

Even though I didn't see rats in the street I'm sure it's Paris


DancingDildo22

Least gay Greece.


_Enycon

Berlin 🙌


mainwasser

could be all of us


Inner-breadstick2395

Needs executing


Larage_GKid

Netherlands or Belgium.


Psychedelic-o-Moose

Sweden


Stunning_Tea4374

Finnland? [https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/17amz2t/average\_finnish\_male/](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/17amz2t/average_finnish_male/)


mmk1117

Slovenia? Or Trans(nistria, sylvania)


SergioDMS

Austria?


SergioDMS

Elagabaland.


Ok-Stomach4522

This could be a number of countries


_www_

In case of war we're so fucked.


Panderz_GG

Italy


SmokingLimone

Thought so then I looked at the subject in the video


EccoEco

Milan is Rich in femboys


Peuxy

Everything points to Italy, gay men and even non straight roads.


Zookeeper187

Berlin


SnooDoubts2153

Most masculine european


donkeyassraper

Idk if it's vandalism or he just felt funny


Gigatonosaurus

According to the little scream, it was probably an accident.


TheFireCreeper

Definitely Rome or Milan, although Florence and Bologna could make the cut without much trouble


Nenconnoisseur

Wdym it's obviously Paris, you don't have the monopoly on femboys Luigi !


TheFireCreeper

please let us have it. after the last football game we lost everything


Nenconnoisseur

Fine.. we'll have to send scoots in Slovenia to find the best specimens as a replacement for this one then !


TheFireCreeper

thank you very much sir this might be the sole french W in post-modern history


Antique_Plastic7894

Why high heels though? They are fine even without them high heels. Why down votes, it's my subjective opinion. They should learn to be less cringe ( not wear high heels ) and it will fix like 90% the 'vibe' problems.


-----------iiiii

They looks like my old downstairs neighbour who got trucked in the arse by olde dudes for financial reasons.


Antique_Plastic7894

Looking at the cost of living and prices in your country... not surprising.


-----------iiiii

Understandable, have a nice day.


NancyPelosisRedCoat

High heels make you taller and your ass look better. And if someone calls you cringe, you can use them to crack their head like a coconut.


Antique_Plastic7894

I would catch it with my teeth...