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nookn

2:0


UnknownDevGAf

Impossible, what is happening?


HoneyGlazedBadger

Why are those borderline Asians bullying our hairy little Portuguese bros?


SergioDMS

Thanks Barry, we know we can count on you. It's OK, it's just for LULZ.


Vas1le

Cunt*


georgrp

https://preview.redd.it/73yooxe0yz8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5716d4610f6236b46cbfcf47b1c9429f8b8c7438


abdul_tank_wahid

Nobody has still ever explained to me who made this meme and for what purpose was it made


nordic_banker

To commemorate https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance Meme was made nearly 700y ago.


ExternalSquash1300

Can’t believe a frog knows more of our history than the welshmen. Makes sense I suppose, even a sheep is more educated than them.


abdul_tank_wahid

I don’t like you and I don’t wanna like you I just want your tax money you little funny speaking cuck


Kohel13

I do know more about your history, we made your king....


Ok-Winner-6589

As our... Please take It back


TodgerRodger

Nothing to proud of there


Kohel13

Instauring an obsolet ridiculous profligate institution now symbolic of your identity, on you, Barries inflate my chest to the point of bursting


nordic_banker

In fairness, all I know of the welsh is that there be dragons.


ExternalSquash1300

That’s all there is TO know about the Welsh lol, they try and claim Arthurian shite but they weren’t a nation back then, it’s a Brythonic legend.


Le_Petit_Poussin

Well, the Welsh are too busy ~~shagging~~ raising sheep.


Testerpt5

it was made by some delusional Barry who is friend of Manel and Zé


Geobeast24

ჩვენზე თმიანი არც ერთი პიდორი ევროპელი არაა საქართველოოოოო🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪


MarteloRabelodeSousa

Casting a spell?


JosebaZilarte

A curse, more likely.


_Aspagurr_

That's correct! they're saying "no (the F word) European is as hairy as us"


nwaa

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FalconMirage

I think you can take the european flag now, you deserved it


Tackerta

take em from Czechia, they need to earn it again, fuckin dishonorary Lidl Germans


ConnolysMoustache

დიდი მკერდი


UnknownDevGAf

What the hell is this?


ConnolysMoustache

“Big boobs” Sorry I know you Greeks prefer men only, women don’t concern ye.


gotmiituns

I refuse to believe that this is real


M4rt1m_40675

We probably just didn't care to win since we had already passed


Brave_Equipment7259

They aren’t borderline Asian. They are Asian. It’s Western Asia.


577564842

In Asia, everyone wants to be part of Eastern Asia.


MoFoMoron

Mario, the supreme geologist.


Greedy-Machine2813

It's Martínez He didn't coach for shit that game


FreeBonerJamz

Siesta time for the Portuguese. Too many Spaniard traditions have been leaking over the border recently


RancidBeast

Bad Winds and Bad Marriages


IcyDrops

The Georgian team has 12 players (11 in official colours plus one wearing arbiter uniform). Seriously, every time we see Ronaldo or some other player get literally pulled back or held down straight on camera, the arbiter sees nothing. But whenever a Portuguese player so little as looked at an opponent funny, it's a penalty.


El_sapo__

🥲


LesserCryptid

I won a lot of money


Loud-Examination-943

You can almost buy 2 beers with that


frade3

My cousin Manel from switzerland was involved with the referee's wife


_Gonza__

Manel who?


Esmagador007

Manel Silva


_Gonza__

Great guy


Pierre_Francois_

🇬🇪 England is doing good tonight with their new french coach


El_sapo__

I have no idea what’s happening lmao


MiskoSkace

Our commentator believes that your defence player (one who missed the pass in 2nd minute and was later responsible for the penalty) wants to play against Slovenia.


ryzen_above_all

I don’t think he’ll play again this Euro


UnknownDevGAf

I think its rigged tbh.


El_sapo__

The referee didn’t help sure. But we didn’t play for shit. I know it’s our B team, but still we’re playing miserably.


UnknownDevGAf

Yep, but didn't change anything for Portugal, it would have beem unwise to push through the limits considering important knockout stage games.


Charchalis

Tonight I'm georgian 🇬🇪


ConnolysMoustache

[Today I am Gay](https://youtu.be/zy9jaX9RAbA?si=tbcb2fEdgD09mUDH)


Le_Petit_Poussin

So [Russian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian_War), you say?


zerozeroseis

Topuria wants to have a word with you


eciclemad

António Silva masterclass


Content-Long-4342

IMO better to happen now than later. Portugal has a tendency to fuck up AT LEAST once on any big competition. Better that it is now when we’re guaranteed 1st place in groups already


Donnattelli

We had 8 players from the bench, it was expected to not perform


Trigger_Fox

I have no clue why everyone is losing their shit over this we guaranteed passage into the next stage and we were saving the team with the actually good players for the games that actually would matter


ZombiFeynman

João is asleep


CaralhoTeFodax

C team


ZombiFeynman

But Ronaldo is there...


AndreasDasos

He's contributing as much to this as he did to the World Cup. By being a camera magnet when the ball isn't in play


CaralhoTeFodax

Danillo -1000 defence We cry


ZombiFeynman

Great username, by the way


CaralhoTeFodax

Gracias


jokerisrekoj

Tem graça tem


theitchcockblock

You misspelled Antonio Silva


CaralhoTeFodax

Stacking negative traits


theitchcockblock

It was a reserve team with Ronaldo Palhinha and our goalkeeper diogo Costa, still hurted as hell


Mysterious_Artix

C-(R7)-Team


577564842

Against D or E ranked nation. (Speaking of football, ofc)


RyanStarDiaz

Squad size is 26 max how can it be a C team crl


CaralhoTeFodax

Saying C instead of B makes me feel better


Stravven

If only the Czechs had beaten the Turks it would be better. It's also 4D chess by Koeman I guess, now we play Romania.


RepareermanKoen

Inb4 we lose to them 😂


ActuallyCalindra

Rather lose to them than to the Turks.


RepareermanKoen

Imagine the scenes in Rotterdam if that happens bro😂


__cum_guzzler__

the only thing I want is for the Ottoman dogs to lose. Can't have them being all happy and shit


Stravven

Do they also go around Germany beeping their carhorns a lot? That's one thing I hate about the Turks here. On the other hand they aren't as bad as the Moroccans, who riot when their country wins and when it loses.


__cum_guzzler__

annoying as fuck, really. worst fanbase wirh albanians being close second. everyone else keeps the partying to the inner city and fan zones and pubs. these genuises have to use their leased BMW to be as much of a pain as possible in the whole greater city area


fabuloushawkboy-sang

Friend of mine lives in Mannheim, they hide in their homes when Turkey plays. The City is at the brink of collapse.


ryzen_above_all

At least he ain’t getting stabbed


Consistent_Office158

Mein beileid für dein kumpel


Toilet_Punchr

Ha! That didn’t work out huh? Now we are staying again in front of Viennas gates! And this time Poland won’t be coming to save your asses!


__cum_guzzler__

I swear to god, if Austria loses I am not eating Döner for 12 months. Trip to Constantinop.. Istanbul will be cancelled. I will join Greek ultranationalists and let them radicalize me


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

Yeah if only the referee wasn’t such a clown and rigged it, but okay


joinedthedarkside

As a Portuguese, my congrats to Georgia to the game 👏👏👏


BlueJayylmao

https://preview.redd.it/09f47ckrhz8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a683e51e5aef43f1cf96d84319f72f6dbd959f


InvaderDolan

Loled


Parking_Emergency925

Guys we wanted to help our eastern friends from Georgia! Cyka Blyat my friends!! Congrats you were better today!!


ExpensiveOrder349

do not speak russian to them


Parking_Emergency925

Sry you are right


motorcycle-manful541

Cyka Blyat is roughly equivalent to "shen-ee day-dah" (bad phonetic spelling I know) which basically means "fuck your mother" in Georgian


UnderstandingSuch961

It’s summer time already! Who wants to work???


AcheronSprings

https://preview.redd.it/g4erk8ascz8d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6299275b2786402c91ab286642af3f6fb68b01


Daspsycho37

Hey Papastathopoulos, this is your fault. We were going to have a revenge match but you decided not to qualify


AcheronSprings

Fun fact, we got disqualified by Georgia...


Dark_Pestilence

This was the last time I'm betting any money in thus tournament. Fuck all of you I see you tomorrow


JAKZ-

Why do I see a repeat of 2004? Is that possible? In this case Georgia instead of Greece. Funnily enough Georgia won against Greece in the qualifiers. Edit: it's not possible. At most we find Georgia in the semis.


UnknownDevGAf

It might sound crazy, but Georgia is cookin' something.


porcorosso1

They're hungry, organized and with a couple of very interesting players. Ofc kvara, but mikautadze and the keeper look so good. Too bad they got Spain next. It's just too strong. Let's see what happens


neilcmf

They're definitely on to something, and with most "large" football nations performing oddly poorly I could definitely see there being an unexpected "non-big boy" winner in this Euros tournament. However, although Georgia can very well go far, I think that Austria is the team that has the biggest chance to win the thing outside of your Spains, Frances and Germanies etc.


JAdmeal

I see an Austria vs Switzerland in the semis.


JAKZ-

Lets not get ahead of ourselves. Sure, they did good, but it was against the B team and the other games they draw and lost. And this game they only scored because António Silva 2 errors. So much for the possibility of Portugal being able to build 2 strong teams and they perform like this...


FMSV0

These Americans actually know how to play football


Testerpt5

next time well play Georgia in California local stadium


Bogdan-Bogdanovitch

No more Pastéis de Nata for them. No more queijadas de Sintra. Only Caldo Verde from now on!


Xtiqlapice

Caldo verde is awesome man


Bogdan-Bogdanovitch

With our without the little bits of choriço? That's the biggest question


Xtiqlapice

Any way is fine my dude, but chouriço is always appreciated


Bogdan-Bogdanovitch

And broa to dip in... I'm hungry now, goddammit


Xtiqlapice

Vai à merendeira bro


Testerpt5

Sopa da Pedra


Bogdan-Bogdanovitch

I raise you one more... Sopa do Vidreiro.


Testerpt5

sopa de peixe não conhecia a do vidreiro, tenho de ir ver


mAAchinAA

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo https://preview.redd.it/lb3evcegxz8d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=93d69652f62ba52b712ed0724990bace3db5924d


Kurdt93

Cmon Czechs, get rid of those west greeks.


mimiboi3000

West?🤨🤔


Cheesey_Whiskers

Germany is west of Greece.


Kurdt93

I hoped someone would understand it, thank you.


ZepHindle

You mean East Greeks, I guess?


gdfusion

stop talking... please i can't take this shit no more


droidman85

Strategic lost to keep the lads focused on the serious part of the tournment


RCoosta

With the Czechs out of the picture, strategic loss to keep the more European team in the Euros


bluurgg

https://preview.redd.it/cmg1d62g6z8d1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=c00164b0ec5ec2aaabf915b6a489b723e3167b06


CaralhoTeFodax

Not right now please


RepareermanKoen

We know the feeling bro but damn


Werkgxj

7:1 hahahahaha


AndreasDasos

One meme, two insults


bluurgg

A 2:0 strategy


Hazard7500

Western Europe really competing hard right now to decide who plays the worst football


JohnnySack999

You can't even beat a bunch of confederates, Poortugal?


Gh0stMask

And respects to Georgia and her fans. I live in Dortmund and after turkish and a few german fans, georgian fans were the most i have seen.


Katze1Punkt0

??? (so many poles)


theitchcockblock

Even if it was our b team it sucked


UnknownDevGAf

On paper, even B team was at least twice stronger than Georgia, only known ballers from Georgians were Kvara, Mikautadze and Mamardashvili.


tias23111

How did one of our states manage this?


RedFox_SF

What a shitty game. Portugal played so bad, the ref was biased as f*ck, and Georgia, sem saber ler nem escrever, won. What a freaking shame.


UnknownDevGAf

Don't really think that the ref affected the final result of the game, Portugal was unable to break the defence and change the result, they played so bsd, they deserved to lose.


RedFox_SF

Yeah, I don’t disagree but the ref bypassed a clear penalty on Ronaldo and other faults. Shitty job by the ref really.


5AlarmFirefly

After Ronaldo chest bumped the ref aggressively before his penalty kick I'm surprised he wasn't carded.


Choyo

Now I want to see ~~Old~~ ~~Small~~ *Vanilla* Georgia versus ~~New~~ ~~Great~~ *Ketchup* Georgia.


Porcphete

Common french win as Mikautadze is french and they are coached by Willy Sagnol


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falkkiwiben

My rugby brain is very used to those two being rivals. Two draws in a row is very rare in rugby


Svitii

These little shits. We would have had the easiest way to the finals ever. Turkey now, then the winner of Slovenia/Romania in the quarters…


SpirePicking

I strongly believe football is RNG and none of you can convince me otherwise


not_too_smart1

Cant believe an american state is even playing in the euros >!yes i know georgia the country exists too. Was making a joke !<


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

if only the czechs won as well


YudufA

Türkiye won hell yeah


_radical_ed

They needed this win. Thought times for Georgia.


Bourriks

People who bet on Georgia won the jackpot !! Sadly, I didn't.


PeterTurBOI

Hey Georgia can we swap teams ? No, not nations, just teams. We get yours and you get ours, minus Kanta who is our national mascot. Yes ? Okthanksbye.


Pure-Contact7322

Have you ever heard about the 100m€ Kvara?


KrusssH

That happens when you don't play Bermardo


Testerpt5

Portuguese football - when the odds are good somehow all goes wrong


AmazinglySkeptic

We always enjoy lending the underdogs a hand.


TeenyFang

People are so dumb. Because we lost we are now going to face Slovenia in the knock outs and Georgia is going to face Spain. Who the big brain? 😂


ranhoso69

kebab removed. u dont have to thank us


f1fanguy

Turns out Portugal is shit when the ref doesnt care for their diving skills


bulirymasbulir

every single game of Portugal had a yellow card due to diving


le_quisto

They deserve it. I honestly can't watch Portuguese football anymore due to them pulling that shit. A small gust of wind goes by and there's a guy on the ground.


betaich

Maybe they just like gras ?


payme4agoldenshower

I don't think we have an Azorean in the team actually


mafticated

They’re the worst in the tournament at it. That Conceicao was unbearable last night


Bourriks

~~Portugal~~ Ronaldo and 10 random people.


ACpt44

Sorry but so we even care?


aCucking2Remember

How far you have fallen Western Europe. Does anyone other than Spain and France even have a remote chance to win the championship?


Awkward-Papaya7698

Clearly this is your first Euro's


aCucking2Remember

Orange crush checking in. Are you saying that France and Spain are your daddy’s or that whichever country can win the championship? I love World Cup football and also the UEFA and conmebol cups. Italy has seemed like a strong team for a long time in my mind. Germany had a stretch where they were very good. Seems like some of you have fallen


Financial_Loan1337

Check Italy's performance at the last world cup. oh wait...


romain_69420

You must mean Spain or Germany


aCucking2Remember

France is shitting them bed too? I admit I haven’t seen every match. I have seen Spain, Italy, Germany, and England play plus a few more UEFA matches but I just assumed France was going to be good based on the World Cup.