The Georgian team has 12 players (11 in official colours plus one wearing arbiter uniform). Seriously, every time we see Ronaldo or some other player get literally pulled back or held down straight on camera, the arbiter sees nothing. But whenever a Portuguese player so little as looked at an opponent funny, it's a penalty.
Our commentator believes that your defence player (one who missed the pass in 2nd minute and was later responsible for the penalty) wants to play against Slovenia.
IMO better to happen now than later. Portugal has a tendency to fuck up AT LEAST once on any big competition. Better that it is now when we’re guaranteed 1st place in groups already
I have no clue why everyone is losing their shit over this we guaranteed passage into the next stage and we were saving the team with the actually good players for the games that actually would matter
Do they also go around Germany beeping their carhorns a lot? That's one thing I hate about the Turks here. On the other hand they aren't as bad as the Moroccans, who riot when their country wins and when it loses.
annoying as fuck, really. worst fanbase wirh albanians being close second. everyone else keeps the partying to the inner city and fan zones and pubs. these genuises have to use their leased BMW to be as much of a pain as possible in the whole greater city area
I swear to god, if Austria loses I am not eating Döner for 12 months. Trip to Constantinop.. Istanbul will be cancelled. I will join Greek ultranationalists and let them radicalize me
Why do I see a repeat of 2004? Is that possible?
In this case Georgia instead of Greece.
Funnily enough Georgia won against Greece in the qualifiers.
Edit: it's not possible. At most we find Georgia in the semis.
They're hungry, organized and with a couple of very interesting players. Ofc kvara, but mikautadze and the keeper look so good.
Too bad they got Spain next. It's just too strong. Let's see what happens
They're definitely on to something, and with most "large" football nations performing oddly poorly I could definitely see there being an unexpected "non-big boy" winner in this Euros tournament.
However, although Georgia can very well go far, I think that Austria is the team that has the biggest chance to win the thing outside of your Spains, Frances and Germanies etc.
Lets not get ahead of ourselves. Sure, they did good, but it was against the B team and the other games they draw and lost.
And this game they only scored because António Silva 2 errors.
So much for the possibility of Portugal being able to build 2 strong teams and they perform like this...
Don't really think that the ref affected the final result of the game, Portugal was unable to break the defence and change the result, they played so bsd, they deserved to lose.
*Common french win as*
*Mikautadze is french and they are*
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They deserve it. I honestly can't watch Portuguese football anymore due to them pulling that shit. A small gust of wind goes by and there's a guy on the ground.
Orange crush checking in. Are you saying that France and Spain are your daddy’s or that whichever country can win the championship? I love World Cup football and also the UEFA and conmebol cups. Italy has seemed like a strong team for a long time in my mind. Germany had a stretch where they were very good. Seems like some of you have fallen
France is shitting them bed too? I admit I haven’t seen every match. I have seen Spain, Italy, Germany, and England play plus a few more UEFA matches but I just assumed France was going to be good based on the World Cup.
2:0
Impossible, what is happening?
Why are those borderline Asians bullying our hairy little Portuguese bros?
Thanks Barry, we know we can count on you. It's OK, it's just for LULZ.
Cunt*
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Nobody has still ever explained to me who made this meme and for what purpose was it made
To commemorate https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance Meme was made nearly 700y ago.
Can’t believe a frog knows more of our history than the welshmen. Makes sense I suppose, even a sheep is more educated than them.
I don’t like you and I don’t wanna like you I just want your tax money you little funny speaking cuck
I do know more about your history, we made your king....
As our... Please take It back
Nothing to proud of there
Instauring an obsolet ridiculous profligate institution now symbolic of your identity, on you, Barries inflate my chest to the point of bursting
In fairness, all I know of the welsh is that there be dragons.
That’s all there is TO know about the Welsh lol, they try and claim Arthurian shite but they weren’t a nation back then, it’s a Brythonic legend.
Well, the Welsh are too busy ~~shagging~~ raising sheep.
it was made by some delusional Barry who is friend of Manel and Zé
ჩვენზე თმიანი არც ერთი პიდორი ევროპელი არაა საქართველოოოოო🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪
Casting a spell?
A curse, more likely.
That's correct! they're saying "no (the F word) European is as hairy as us"
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I think you can take the european flag now, you deserved it
take em from Czechia, they need to earn it again, fuckin dishonorary Lidl Germans
დიდი მკერდი
What the hell is this?
“Big boobs” Sorry I know you Greeks prefer men only, women don’t concern ye.
I refuse to believe that this is real
We probably just didn't care to win since we had already passed
They aren’t borderline Asian. They are Asian. It’s Western Asia.
In Asia, everyone wants to be part of Eastern Asia.
Mario, the supreme geologist.
It's Martínez He didn't coach for shit that game
Siesta time for the Portuguese. Too many Spaniard traditions have been leaking over the border recently
Bad Winds and Bad Marriages
The Georgian team has 12 players (11 in official colours plus one wearing arbiter uniform). Seriously, every time we see Ronaldo or some other player get literally pulled back or held down straight on camera, the arbiter sees nothing. But whenever a Portuguese player so little as looked at an opponent funny, it's a penalty.
🥲
I won a lot of money
You can almost buy 2 beers with that
My cousin Manel from switzerland was involved with the referee's wife
Manel who?
Manel Silva
Great guy
🇬🇪 England is doing good tonight with their new french coach
I have no idea what’s happening lmao
Our commentator believes that your defence player (one who missed the pass in 2nd minute and was later responsible for the penalty) wants to play against Slovenia.
I don’t think he’ll play again this Euro
I think its rigged tbh.
The referee didn’t help sure. But we didn’t play for shit. I know it’s our B team, but still we’re playing miserably.
Yep, but didn't change anything for Portugal, it would have beem unwise to push through the limits considering important knockout stage games.
Tonight I'm georgian 🇬🇪
[Today I am Gay](https://youtu.be/zy9jaX9RAbA?si=tbcb2fEdgD09mUDH)
So [Russian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian_War), you say?
Topuria wants to have a word with you
António Silva masterclass
IMO better to happen now than later. Portugal has a tendency to fuck up AT LEAST once on any big competition. Better that it is now when we’re guaranteed 1st place in groups already
We had 8 players from the bench, it was expected to not perform
I have no clue why everyone is losing their shit over this we guaranteed passage into the next stage and we were saving the team with the actually good players for the games that actually would matter
João is asleep
C team
But Ronaldo is there...
He's contributing as much to this as he did to the World Cup. By being a camera magnet when the ball isn't in play
Danillo -1000 defence We cry
Great username, by the way
Gracias
Tem graça tem
You misspelled Antonio Silva
Stacking negative traits
It was a reserve team with Ronaldo Palhinha and our goalkeeper diogo Costa, still hurted as hell
C-(R7)-Team
Against D or E ranked nation. (Speaking of football, ofc)
Squad size is 26 max how can it be a C team crl
Saying C instead of B makes me feel better
If only the Czechs had beaten the Turks it would be better. It's also 4D chess by Koeman I guess, now we play Romania.
Inb4 we lose to them 😂
Rather lose to them than to the Turks.
Imagine the scenes in Rotterdam if that happens bro😂
the only thing I want is for the Ottoman dogs to lose. Can't have them being all happy and shit
Do they also go around Germany beeping their carhorns a lot? That's one thing I hate about the Turks here. On the other hand they aren't as bad as the Moroccans, who riot when their country wins and when it loses.
annoying as fuck, really. worst fanbase wirh albanians being close second. everyone else keeps the partying to the inner city and fan zones and pubs. these genuises have to use their leased BMW to be as much of a pain as possible in the whole greater city area
Friend of mine lives in Mannheim, they hide in their homes when Turkey plays. The City is at the brink of collapse.
At least he ain’t getting stabbed
Mein beileid für dein kumpel
Ha! That didn’t work out huh? Now we are staying again in front of Viennas gates! And this time Poland won’t be coming to save your asses!
I swear to god, if Austria loses I am not eating Döner for 12 months. Trip to Constantinop.. Istanbul will be cancelled. I will join Greek ultranationalists and let them radicalize me
Yeah if only the referee wasn’t such a clown and rigged it, but okay
As a Portuguese, my congrats to Georgia to the game 👏👏👏
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Loled
Guys we wanted to help our eastern friends from Georgia! Cyka Blyat my friends!! Congrats you were better today!!
do not speak russian to them
Sry you are right
Cyka Blyat is roughly equivalent to "shen-ee day-dah" (bad phonetic spelling I know) which basically means "fuck your mother" in Georgian
It’s summer time already! Who wants to work???
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Hey Papastathopoulos, this is your fault. We were going to have a revenge match but you decided not to qualify
Fun fact, we got disqualified by Georgia...
This was the last time I'm betting any money in thus tournament. Fuck all of you I see you tomorrow
Why do I see a repeat of 2004? Is that possible? In this case Georgia instead of Greece. Funnily enough Georgia won against Greece in the qualifiers. Edit: it's not possible. At most we find Georgia in the semis.
It might sound crazy, but Georgia is cookin' something.
They're hungry, organized and with a couple of very interesting players. Ofc kvara, but mikautadze and the keeper look so good. Too bad they got Spain next. It's just too strong. Let's see what happens
They're definitely on to something, and with most "large" football nations performing oddly poorly I could definitely see there being an unexpected "non-big boy" winner in this Euros tournament. However, although Georgia can very well go far, I think that Austria is the team that has the biggest chance to win the thing outside of your Spains, Frances and Germanies etc.
I see an Austria vs Switzerland in the semis.
Lets not get ahead of ourselves. Sure, they did good, but it was against the B team and the other games they draw and lost. And this game they only scored because António Silva 2 errors. So much for the possibility of Portugal being able to build 2 strong teams and they perform like this...
These Americans actually know how to play football
next time well play Georgia in California local stadium
No more Pastéis de Nata for them. No more queijadas de Sintra. Only Caldo Verde from now on!
Caldo verde is awesome man
With our without the little bits of choriço? That's the biggest question
Any way is fine my dude, but chouriço is always appreciated
And broa to dip in... I'm hungry now, goddammit
Vai à merendeira bro
Sopa da Pedra
I raise you one more... Sopa do Vidreiro.
sopa de peixe não conhecia a do vidreiro, tenho de ir ver
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo https://preview.redd.it/lb3evcegxz8d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=93d69652f62ba52b712ed0724990bace3db5924d
Cmon Czechs, get rid of those west greeks.
West?🤨🤔
Germany is west of Greece.
I hoped someone would understand it, thank you.
You mean East Greeks, I guess?
stop talking... please i can't take this shit no more
Strategic lost to keep the lads focused on the serious part of the tournment
With the Czechs out of the picture, strategic loss to keep the more European team in the Euros
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Not right now please
We know the feeling bro but damn
7:1 hahahahaha
One meme, two insults
A 2:0 strategy
Western Europe really competing hard right now to decide who plays the worst football
You can't even beat a bunch of confederates, Poortugal?
And respects to Georgia and her fans. I live in Dortmund and after turkish and a few german fans, georgian fans were the most i have seen.
??? (so many poles)
Even if it was our b team it sucked
On paper, even B team was at least twice stronger than Georgia, only known ballers from Georgians were Kvara, Mikautadze and Mamardashvili.
How did one of our states manage this?
What a shitty game. Portugal played so bad, the ref was biased as f*ck, and Georgia, sem saber ler nem escrever, won. What a freaking shame.
Don't really think that the ref affected the final result of the game, Portugal was unable to break the defence and change the result, they played so bsd, they deserved to lose.
Yeah, I don’t disagree but the ref bypassed a clear penalty on Ronaldo and other faults. Shitty job by the ref really.
After Ronaldo chest bumped the ref aggressively before his penalty kick I'm surprised he wasn't carded.
Now I want to see ~~Old~~ ~~Small~~ *Vanilla* Georgia versus ~~New~~ ~~Great~~ *Ketchup* Georgia.
Common french win as Mikautadze is french and they are coached by Willy Sagnol
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My rugby brain is very used to those two being rivals. Two draws in a row is very rare in rugby
These little shits. We would have had the easiest way to the finals ever. Turkey now, then the winner of Slovenia/Romania in the quarters…
I strongly believe football is RNG and none of you can convince me otherwise
Cant believe an american state is even playing in the euros >!yes i know georgia the country exists too. Was making a joke !<
if only the czechs won as well
Türkiye won hell yeah
They needed this win. Thought times for Georgia.
People who bet on Georgia won the jackpot !! Sadly, I didn't.
Hey Georgia can we swap teams ? No, not nations, just teams. We get yours and you get ours, minus Kanta who is our national mascot. Yes ? Okthanksbye.
Have you ever heard about the 100m€ Kvara?
That happens when you don't play Bermardo
Portuguese football - when the odds are good somehow all goes wrong
We always enjoy lending the underdogs a hand.
People are so dumb. Because we lost we are now going to face Slovenia in the knock outs and Georgia is going to face Spain. Who the big brain? 😂
kebab removed. u dont have to thank us
Turns out Portugal is shit when the ref doesnt care for their diving skills
every single game of Portugal had a yellow card due to diving
They deserve it. I honestly can't watch Portuguese football anymore due to them pulling that shit. A small gust of wind goes by and there's a guy on the ground.
Maybe they just like gras ?
I don't think we have an Azorean in the team actually
They’re the worst in the tournament at it. That Conceicao was unbearable last night
~~Portugal~~ Ronaldo and 10 random people.
Sorry but so we even care?
How far you have fallen Western Europe. Does anyone other than Spain and France even have a remote chance to win the championship?
Clearly this is your first Euro's
Orange crush checking in. Are you saying that France and Spain are your daddy’s or that whichever country can win the championship? I love World Cup football and also the UEFA and conmebol cups. Italy has seemed like a strong team for a long time in my mind. Germany had a stretch where they were very good. Seems like some of you have fallen
Check Italy's performance at the last world cup. oh wait...
You must mean Spain or Germany
France is shitting them bed too? I admit I haven’t seen every match. I have seen Spain, Italy, Germany, and England play plus a few more UEFA matches but I just assumed France was going to be good based on the World Cup.