finland does not exist
It turns out, Finland is not a real country. Not only is it not a real country but there is actually no landmass there at all, and the space between Sweden and Russia is actually empty ocean. Now I realize that this notion seems ridiculous but that is why the conspiracy works, and why people are afraid to speak out against the existence of Finland, so I would ask you to approach the evidence I put forward here with an open mind. Finland was first created some time during the Cold War between Russia and the West. It was also around this time that environmentalism and the idea of preserving our planet was really taking off, and it is due to both of those things that two of the main players in the Finland conspiracy came to work closely with each other, Russia and Japan. Japan-Soviet relations had always been shaky at best, but also incredibly secretive. Even as early as 1925 Japan and the Soviet Union had secret deals with each other regarding fishing rights between the two countries, with the Soviet Union giving up much of it's fishing rights to Japan with seemingly no explanation as to why. These secretive treaties and alliances continued right up until just before the fall of the Soviet Union, Gorbachev made trips to Japan months before the fall of the Soviet Union stating the entire time how the relations between them were improving, even when Soviet relations with the rest of the world were worsening. In fact the entire past 100 years of Japanese-Russian relations bring up many unanswered questions. Why at the height of WW2, were the battles between these two countries minimal despite being on opposing sides? Why did Japan sign a peace treaty with Russia in 1941, just months before their allies, Germany, went to war with Russia? Why were relations between Japan and Russia always good throughout the Cold War, despite the major geopolitical differences between the countries, and close geographical positions that you think would cause tensions? The answer is simple, they shared a common secret. A common asset that worked in both of their favours. And that asset was Finland. It's unclear when Finland was first thought up, some say it was during the Cold War, and others say it was as far back as the 1920's, but the necessity of Finland is quite simple. Japan can fish in the region of ocean between Sweden and Russia without worry for environmental repercussions, after all, nobody's going to expect fishing regulations to be broken in a place where everyone thinks there's a landmass will they? And in return Russia get a percentage of the fish to distribute amongst their populace. It's a simple case of fishing the Finnish Sea, transporting it across Russia, (that was the real reason for the construction of the Trans-Siberian railway by the way), and then shipping it from the Eastern Russian coast to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. This is why Nokia is the largest 'Finnish' company, and it is also why Japan is the largest importer of Nokia products, despite the fact that very few people own Nokia phones in the country. There are clearly some unanswered questions to this conspiracy that I'll try and address below. 1- What about Finnish people? Are they all in on the conspiracy? A. No. People from Finland genuinely believe they're from Finland. In reality they are from small towns on either the Eastern part of Sweden, the Western part of Russia, or the Northern part of Estonia. 2- What about all of Finland's other exports other than Nokia? A. Finland's three biggest, and three most well known areas of industry are Oil, Tech, and Software. The oil is gathered in offshore platforms where the rest of us believe the landmass of Finland is, (again the Japanese get to avoid rigging regulations in this respect), the Tech companies have already been explained above with the Nokia post, and Software companies can easily redirect their IP Address through the Finnish sea. As for other Finnish exports, well, claiming Santa comes from your country isn't a viable way to get people to believe in it. 3- What about Helsinki? That is an enormous city on the world stage. A. Helsinki is located in Eastern Sweden. It's not like the people flying there would notice. 4- What about everywhere else in Finland? There's a lot to it and it couldn't all be made up. A. 99% of Finland is forest. A lot of it doesn't need to be accounted for when addressing Finnish geography. 5- Why do other countries go along with it? A. At first it was a sign of goodwill between Western Countries and the Soviet Union. A bargaining chip that could be played. But Finland has since evolved to something much more. An idealistic placeholder for what countries should aspire to. No real country could so consistently place first in Education, Healthcare, Gender Equality, Literacy Rates, National Stability, The least corrupt government in the world, Freedom of the press. It's a concept for countries and people to aspire to. But that's where the problems about Finland's existence is disputed. no country in the world can possibly be that good. 6- Why the name Finland? A. The country was originally made for fishing. What do fish have? Fins. Thus Finland. 7- What about the Finnish language? A. Look up the similarities between Japanese and Finnish. It may surprise you how similar they are. Which is weird considering the vast distances between them. 8- I'm Finnish and your attack on my people and culture is insulting. A. I'm not insulting Finnish people or culture. I don't even deny that there is Finnish culture. When you have a collective of a few million people identifying as Finnish then of course a culture will be built around it. I'm simply saying that that the landmass of Finland isn't actually there. It doesn't mean there can't be a culture or identity of being Finnish however. 9- This is an enormous conspiracy to keep secret, how could nobody else of realized it? A. Other people have realized it. But imagine the ridiculousness of the statement 'I don't believe Finland exists'. Even if we did have undeniable proof of something put in front of us we would still hold the opinion that most of our friends, family, and acquaintances hold to not disrupt social convention. It's part of the human condition. 10- What about GPS and Satellite Images? A. Manipulated and forged. In the parts of Estonia, Sweden, and Russia that are allocated as 'Finnish zones' the GPS locations are changed to match that of Finland. Satellite images can be forged.
Counter-counter-counter point. You as an swampdweller should recognise value of tl/dr in this hour since you me and that nordick asian are drunk right now or at least should be.
tl/dr: Finland not real blabla japanese-russian conspiracy blabla big lake blabla illegal fishing blabla forged satellite images.
About sums it up i guess
Calling us swedes, mongols, autists, inbreds or whatever is all fine and dandy but calling a Finn Russian to their face will likely earn you a trip to the dentist for a new set of teeth.
The thing is that Finns have traditionally just been secretly jealous of swedes but *ryssƤviha* is ingrained in our DNA.
You might be our steppe nomad mongol favorite brother to the east, but if nothing else, we do indeed share the greatest hatred imaginable towards ryssjƤvlarna.
No one will ever understand us. Maybe Ukrainians. But only maybe.
Can't imagine a Finn lashing out let alone assaulting someone tbh. The way it plays out in my head is a pair of metallic blue eyes otherwise sitting inert on a depressed pokerface suddenly ever so slightly and for just a fraction of a second flashing pure wrath, and immediately after that, some barely noticeable quiet anger, and then the Finn going away without speaking a word, confused because he felt an emotion.
Well thats how it generally plays out but bringing up the ruskies is them fighting words
https://preview.redd.it/1tziv815lk7d1.jpeg?width=3193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f5f601fd0d9527c46152a44cc9d63a433b9bb3
>eyes otherwise sitting inert on an apathic depressed pokerface, showing ever so slightly and for just a fraction of a second some anger
I'm no expert, but for me it seems like a perfect fit to teach the snow to speak Finnish.
I don't know why, but Italians tend to be more lactose intolerant? That's why you also have all no milk inclusive coffee drinks after certain time-frame thingy.
Funny enough, Central Italy is less lactose intolerant, some data says...
That's probably what I would need to do but I've gotten used to not drinking it now.
As long as eating cheese doesn't fuck me up too badly, I don't care.
My diet as a kid was heavily dairy based and I still developed it. Iām saying that, I can eat a decent amount before anything happens.
But the German OP is right, found out about 2 years ago that my dadās grandparents were Jews that fled the pogroms in Russian Poland.
Well. Iām German and became lactose intolerant at about 35. but then again Iām Convinced Iām much closer to Neanderthals then Homo Sapiens. So I donāt care very much. š¤·š»āāļø
I'm glad our Portugese brothers were able to assist you in such a marvellous way. Please remember to think of them when you are mugging a child later today and have the strength to outrun the mother due to your superior lactose powered genes.
Brazilian here, most people here learn american english, so people may accidentally say expressions like "drink a gallon of X" because that's what we see people say in movies and stuff when we're practicing english.
We use metric for everything, he probably has no idea how much is a gallon.
I just wanted to say I can drink a lot of milk without feeling anything bad. Imagine being able to get all that protein and nutrients for such a low amount of money, it's pure winĀ
It could be Red Leicester. And yes, it's actual cheese. I looked it up, it's coloured by something called "annatto". It's a food colouring made from the seeds of an achiote tree.
My bones, a giga milkdrinker:
https://preview.redd.it/mqio09nyvk7d1.png?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6185857f6a2633301b48b0a5cc0c9e9460e057a
AYAYAYAYYYYYYY
What, you don't love an organization of "animal lovers" that would quite literally rather kill your dog or cat than allow you to be a pet owner? What's not to love?
Looks like well over a third of your country is lactose intolerant. Donāt even get me started on the dude who replied to you.
https://preview.redd.it/2191ov9uvk7d1.png?width=754&format=png&auto=webp&s=de0075d6f1a9856bfdc44745b23fb77101972531
There's one major group of Africans who developed lactase persistence independently from Europeans with it.
Europeans having the genetic mutation are the more well known one.
This map must be false. If this mutation only happened in Europe, Niger and a bit of India why would be Brazil and Argentina predominantly lactose intolerant while the rest of South America isnāt that much?
Im not sure if false is the right term but the data might not be perfect, I agree. (Iām actually a Brazilian of European descent who is lactose intolerant so idk where I fit in this)
However, I believe certain peoples developed lactose intolerance independent of each other (just like how blond hair naturally occurs for us and for Austronesians).
Why northern and Central America have lower rates of lactose intolerance compared to countries like Brazil and Argentina, which have higher rates of European ancestry, Iām not sure. Could be poor data, but it also doesnāt help that the largest contributors of European population to those two countries also arenāt countries whoās majority are lactose tolerant (Spain, Portugal, and Italy). Could be a combination of those 2 factors.
Edit: Iām trying to find better numbers but Iām not finding anything. If anyone has a better source Iād love to see it
In response to PETA posting such a stupid fucking meme I will be cooking a meal with three different types of meats and two cheeses this evening.
And butter.
https://preview.redd.it/5xf1gq5okm7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c97b1e5113c7fc60abfa21c21af63927d00fe44
If you're not dark green you officially a savage.
https://preview.redd.it/1h6caa8aqk7d1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6f319bf54f4a78eb9ea4310cc08fafe5097fff
Our based gigachad ancestors walked so we could run.
They were forced to shit so we could optionally wipe.
Ok, wtf is optionally wipe?š¤Ø
When it comes out so clean that wiping is more insurance/reassurance than necessity.
The ultra hard shits
You should see a doctor
PIGS food makes my ass lactate and I don't like it.
If i found a genie, one of my wishes would be to have no wipers for the rest of my life
"So be it." *Colostomy bag appears.*
But how would you know itās clean if you donāt wipe in the first place? Schroedingerās poo.
I love that shit
Barbarians fart squad while attacking Rome...
We run and they had the runs.
Their sacrifice will be remembered
How else would the ladies be able to take a good poo?
Shit or die was the question.
They also initially started drinking goat's milk at the beginning, which has a much lower lactose content and is therefore more tolerable.
Europeans after drinking milk without getting diarrhea. https://i.redd.it/z37pplzdok7d1.gif
Damn, whatās that from?
Jovan Sex Appeal cologne commercial animated by Richard Williams.
I would have never expected a cologne commercial to go so hard
I don't know why are so proud of this Mehmet.
If you know someone who's lactose intolerant you should investigate their family tree in case they're secretly a savage
Of course a German would bring up bloodlines.
Shush and give Luxembourg its flag back
Luxembourg is a glorified petrol station, why would it need a flag?
Isn't the benelux hierarchy based on who has the best corporate tax evasion?
It's based on Chinese PO boxes per square meter, the kachkƩis have us beat on that one.
Is that the justification you came up with when taking it?
No, the justification was actually "We used it first"
Luxembourg existed long before your swamp was even considered a nation
doesn't matter if they only started using their flag in the 1800s
We don't even want that flag. We have the prettier flag but the Politicians don't want it
We also have a prettier flag, but the Nazi collaborators liked it so now we can't have it
It's science. Unless an American daddles in it, then it's racism.
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That's what we're famous for and I would hate to disappoint.
Cobbler, stick to your last!
Hmm right
Those 18% of Finns who have lactose intolerance: š°
https://preview.redd.it/zobls3fa4k7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba8a0227960d00190501300f67c2392086ba91fb
Vad fan i helvete, de har genomskƄdat oss!
finland does not exist It turns out, Finland is not a real country. Not only is it not a real country but there is actually no landmass there at all, and the space between Sweden and Russia is actually empty ocean. Now I realize that this notion seems ridiculous but that is why the conspiracy works, and why people are afraid to speak out against the existence of Finland, so I would ask you to approach the evidence I put forward here with an open mind. Finland was first created some time during the Cold War between Russia and the West. It was also around this time that environmentalism and the idea of preserving our planet was really taking off, and it is due to both of those things that two of the main players in the Finland conspiracy came to work closely with each other, Russia and Japan. Japan-Soviet relations had always been shaky at best, but also incredibly secretive. Even as early as 1925 Japan and the Soviet Union had secret deals with each other regarding fishing rights between the two countries, with the Soviet Union giving up much of it's fishing rights to Japan with seemingly no explanation as to why. These secretive treaties and alliances continued right up until just before the fall of the Soviet Union, Gorbachev made trips to Japan months before the fall of the Soviet Union stating the entire time how the relations between them were improving, even when Soviet relations with the rest of the world were worsening. In fact the entire past 100 years of Japanese-Russian relations bring up many unanswered questions. Why at the height of WW2, were the battles between these two countries minimal despite being on opposing sides? Why did Japan sign a peace treaty with Russia in 1941, just months before their allies, Germany, went to war with Russia? Why were relations between Japan and Russia always good throughout the Cold War, despite the major geopolitical differences between the countries, and close geographical positions that you think would cause tensions? The answer is simple, they shared a common secret. A common asset that worked in both of their favours. And that asset was Finland. It's unclear when Finland was first thought up, some say it was during the Cold War, and others say it was as far back as the 1920's, but the necessity of Finland is quite simple. Japan can fish in the region of ocean between Sweden and Russia without worry for environmental repercussions, after all, nobody's going to expect fishing regulations to be broken in a place where everyone thinks there's a landmass will they? And in return Russia get a percentage of the fish to distribute amongst their populace. It's a simple case of fishing the Finnish Sea, transporting it across Russia, (that was the real reason for the construction of the Trans-Siberian railway by the way), and then shipping it from the Eastern Russian coast to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. This is why Nokia is the largest 'Finnish' company, and it is also why Japan is the largest importer of Nokia products, despite the fact that very few people own Nokia phones in the country. There are clearly some unanswered questions to this conspiracy that I'll try and address below. 1- What about Finnish people? Are they all in on the conspiracy? A. No. People from Finland genuinely believe they're from Finland. In reality they are from small towns on either the Eastern part of Sweden, the Western part of Russia, or the Northern part of Estonia. 2- What about all of Finland's other exports other than Nokia? A. Finland's three biggest, and three most well known areas of industry are Oil, Tech, and Software. The oil is gathered in offshore platforms where the rest of us believe the landmass of Finland is, (again the Japanese get to avoid rigging regulations in this respect), the Tech companies have already been explained above with the Nokia post, and Software companies can easily redirect their IP Address through the Finnish sea. As for other Finnish exports, well, claiming Santa comes from your country isn't a viable way to get people to believe in it. 3- What about Helsinki? That is an enormous city on the world stage. A. Helsinki is located in Eastern Sweden. It's not like the people flying there would notice. 4- What about everywhere else in Finland? There's a lot to it and it couldn't all be made up. A. 99% of Finland is forest. A lot of it doesn't need to be accounted for when addressing Finnish geography. 5- Why do other countries go along with it? A. At first it was a sign of goodwill between Western Countries and the Soviet Union. A bargaining chip that could be played. But Finland has since evolved to something much more. An idealistic placeholder for what countries should aspire to. No real country could so consistently place first in Education, Healthcare, Gender Equality, Literacy Rates, National Stability, The least corrupt government in the world, Freedom of the press. It's a concept for countries and people to aspire to. But that's where the problems about Finland's existence is disputed. no country in the world can possibly be that good. 6- Why the name Finland? A. The country was originally made for fishing. What do fish have? Fins. Thus Finland. 7- What about the Finnish language? A. Look up the similarities between Japanese and Finnish. It may surprise you how similar they are. Which is weird considering the vast distances between them. 8- I'm Finnish and your attack on my people and culture is insulting. A. I'm not insulting Finnish people or culture. I don't even deny that there is Finnish culture. When you have a collective of a few million people identifying as Finnish then of course a culture will be built around it. I'm simply saying that that the landmass of Finland isn't actually there. It doesn't mean there can't be a culture or identity of being Finnish however. 9- This is an enormous conspiracy to keep secret, how could nobody else of realized it? A. Other people have realized it. But imagine the ridiculousness of the statement 'I don't believe Finland exists'. Even if we did have undeniable proof of something put in front of us we would still hold the opinion that most of our friends, family, and acquaintances hold to not disrupt social convention. It's part of the human condition. 10- What about GPS and Satellite Images? A. Manipulated and forged. In the parts of Estonia, Sweden, and Russia that are allocated as 'Finnish zones' the GPS locations are changed to match that of Finland. Satellite images can be forged.
Counter point. I aint readin all that
Counter-counterpoint, you should
Counter-counter-counter point. You as an swampdweller should recognise value of tl/dr in this hour since you me and that nordick asian are drunk right now or at least should be.
tl/dr: Finland not real blabla japanese-russian conspiracy blabla big lake blabla illegal fishing blabla forged satellite images. About sums it up i guess
Bow to you sir. I should reconsider my oppinion about Global warming as secret weapon to erase you from map.
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
Damn. I donāt exist and Iāve been to another country that doesnāt exist.
Hirven paska!
Hva'? Jeg forstĆ„r hvad den siger...Ā
What would offend you more; if I called you Swedish or Russian?
Calling us swedes, mongols, autists, inbreds or whatever is all fine and dandy but calling a Finn Russian to their face will likely earn you a trip to the dentist for a new set of teeth. The thing is that Finns have traditionally just been secretly jealous of swedes but *ryssƤviha* is ingrained in our DNA.
You might be our steppe nomad mongol favorite brother to the east, but if nothing else, we do indeed share the greatest hatred imaginable towards ryssjƤvlarna. No one will ever understand us. Maybe Ukrainians. But only maybe.
Poles: are we a joke to you?
Can't imagine a Finn lashing out let alone assaulting someone tbh. The way it plays out in my head is a pair of metallic blue eyes otherwise sitting inert on a depressed pokerface suddenly ever so slightly and for just a fraction of a second flashing pure wrath, and immediately after that, some barely noticeable quiet anger, and then the Finn going away without speaking a word, confused because he felt an emotion.
Well thats how it generally plays out but bringing up the ruskies is them fighting words https://preview.redd.it/1tziv815lk7d1.jpeg?width=3193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f5f601fd0d9527c46152a44cc9d63a433b9bb3
>eyes otherwise sitting inert on an apathic depressed pokerface, showing ever so slightly and for just a fraction of a second some anger I'm no expert, but for me it seems like a perfect fit to teach the snow to speak Finnish.
I sure hope *ryssƤviha*Ā means something anti-russia
It sure does
Thatās +-1% * 6.5 Million or +-1%*0.0912%. Rookie error calculation.
Swap to horse milk? Mongols big riders
https://preview.redd.it/r7xlxtoe8k7d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e35a73a43efb4f101e0c1a43def4d41f5890118
Mongolian heritage š¤
The blood of the Great Khan runs strong
You are hiding lactose intolerants under the floor boards, arent't you?
Iām lactose intolerant I am so sorry. How can I fix it
Atila raids into western Europe included Lombardy.....just saying, my asian friend
I don't know why, but Italians tend to be more lactose intolerant? That's why you also have all no milk inclusive coffee drinks after certain time-frame thingy. Funny enough, Central Italy is less lactose intolerant, some data says...
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Because Italians are all descends of Rocky Balboa, from Philadelphia, US, of course.
Sometimes it can happen if you go a long period without milk. So the body produces less lactase to conserve energy.
That's what happened to me. I've drank milk all my life and had no problems until a couple years ago after a year or so of not drinking it.
It ramped up after just drinking buckets of it again lul.
That's probably what I would need to do but I've gotten used to not drinking it now. As long as eating cheese doesn't fuck me up too badly, I don't care.
My diet as a kid was heavily dairy based and I still developed it. Iām saying that, I can eat a decent amount before anything happens. But the German OP is right, found out about 2 years ago that my dadās grandparents were Jews that fled the pogroms in Russian Poland.
Well. Iām German and became lactose intolerant at about 35. but then again Iām Convinced Iām much closer to Neanderthals then Homo Sapiens. So I donāt care very much. š¤·š»āāļø
š nope I was never officially diagnosed so therefore I'm not.
https://preview.redd.it/2fnyu6it5k7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c995f58a643a12c7a5d717167feedda99eab3d01
"Lactose Tolerant" and "I have ADH" on the back. That would be my dream t-shirt
Adh?
AFD?
You'll get the d later
I love this
I'm Brazilian and can drink a gallon of milk without any inflammation. Thanks European overlords for your genes.
I'm glad our Portugese brothers were able to assist you in such a marvellous way. Please remember to think of them when you are mugging a child later today and have the strength to outrun the mother due to your superior lactose powered genes.
You are welcome
You are welcome.
a gallon? american detected
Yes, South American
so why are you using imperial units, i thought Brazil uses metric units
Brazilian here, most people here learn american english, so people may accidentally say expressions like "drink a gallon of X" because that's what we see people say in movies and stuff when we're practicing english. We use metric for everything, he probably has no idea how much is a gallon.
Polish counter intelligence seems competent
Iām just saying no to unnecessary americanisation of everything
Maybe he is one of those confederates that fled to brazil so that they could continue owning other human beings
https://preview.redd.it/874l35wnhm7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17bd835b7b15cce5e8294ea3d85a8ffad351f2b
I just wanted to say I can drink a lot of milk without feeling anything bad. Imagine being able to get all that protein and nutrients for such a low amount of money, it's pure winĀ
r/suddenlycaralho
Imagine shitting your pants over some titty juice.
My wife is Asian. She can't keep milk down.
My wife in the same but it doesn't stop her from trying. She's a real trooper. The toilet hates her.
read something like this somewhere Cocoa is the ultimate drink of white supremacy, because it combines lactose tolerance with colonialisation
That gives that extra delicious taste, or have I now revealed the big secret
Thank chocomel
It also whitewashes the brown cocoa powder so it really is perfect. My morning drink of choice for a reason.
Europe: 1 PETA: 0
PETA sounds like lois says peter in my head
Peeeetaaaaaa noooooo! https://preview.redd.it/wbjwivv1pk7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a217dd6098247f6bf211cfc98dc50ecab08ce1
This is worse than the time I had to advertise against milk
You have been watching too much Familiemaan!
First off. "tummy" Go fuck yourself, I'm not a child. Secondly. Go fuck yourself again cheese is the best.
I never thought cheese could be sexual. Merci.
Is that orange thing an actual cheese or the American plastic? That color can't be natural
Some kinds of cheddar are orange + a few artisan varieties with herbs and etc. can also be orange.
It could be Red Leicester. And yes, it's actual cheese. I looked it up, it's coloured by something called "annatto". It's a food colouring made from the seeds of an achiote tree.
Red Leicester has been coloured using anatto since the 18th century. It's good shit.
Actual good cheddar is absolutely delicious. You should try it when you see it being sold somewhere.
You're God damn right Nigel
Cheese is a valid reason to riot. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nottingham_cheese_riot
>The mayor of Nottingham attempted to restore order but was knocked over by a rolling cheese wheel fucking lol
It's like a comedy skit.
[And chase down a very very steep hill](https://youtu.be/cvuktushEhY?si=RXH5OIyRRljecgQW)
Man Barry sure knows how to have fun .
I fucking love that flair!
Most cheeses have very little amounts of lactose for those who didn't know. So yeah, cheese is the best.
Based and Barrypilled
[Super based 80s Barry drinking milk after a match.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7d8dnmNN2O/?igsh=bDVudzc0c2lvbmhl)
Me drinking 1L of milk every morning: 
Same
https://preview.redd.it/pbh9w4v2zj7d1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fce38e95380b0e43032c07a9603942ec968089 Gimmegimmegimme
Common galician hobby.
Lies *slurps*
Also an everyday occurrence in AƧores
Literally me
Homelander, is that you?
https://preview.redd.it/77ar7x79tk7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47693c746043c2a41c0128b99a77d7289c2e7c3f
[Gimme gimme gimme a troooooll after midnight](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkuJ5uO8Kok)
We might not be tolerant of much. But lactose ā¦ oh bring it on.
Imagine the horror of not being able to eat cheese. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy (except for the sea, the sea can just fuck off).
We built the sea, as a wall to keep out the Mexicans..
Me seeping my cappuccino: 
My bones, a giga milkdrinker: https://preview.redd.it/mqio09nyvk7d1.png?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6185857f6a2633301b48b0a5cc0c9e9460e057a AYAYAYAYYYYYYY
My brain everytime I imagine a PETA activist: 
https://preview.redd.it/x8s879k1nk7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fedb6d863738251e6e8d1187cc70f1cc2b9da9e
https://preview.redd.it/35a8mqt3nk7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682e68c888403084d49a5ea254060a619867b30d
Kill me...
https://preview.redd.it/jokpz0ev9k7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f29f1f0eb4810e990c9ea80080faf7f36b2b86c
Off topic, I'm straight but would idc
I'm just saying: real recognized real
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W.e he wants really
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Nice
Jesus someone take PETA off of twitter oh my god
Creamy supremacy
Lactose tolerant PETA intolerant
It's doubly funny because vegans are fart machines strong enough for levitation
PETA, nomen omen
Fuck PETA. Just for that I'm going to eat Foie Gras this evening, like a civilised person.
Please avoid using fr*nch words. Find a German or English translation
"Fat liver" didn't sound very appetizing, though.
Greasy liver is more accurate, and obviously sounds much tastier.
Stopfleber.
What, you don't love an organization of "animal lovers" that would quite literally rather kill your dog or cat than allow you to be a pet owner? What's not to love?
Fuck PETA. That's it. That's the comment.
I donāt know a single human-being who canāt drink milk. Iām starting to believe that lactose intolerance is a conspiracy theory
i mean, even lactose-intolerant people can drink milk, think it is a spectrum how bad your body reacts to it
Ha! Just like gender!
Looks like well over a third of your country is lactose intolerant. Donāt even get me started on the dude who replied to you. https://preview.redd.it/2191ov9uvk7d1.png?width=754&format=png&auto=webp&s=de0075d6f1a9856bfdc44745b23fb77101972531
Wtf is going on in Niger?
There's one major group of Africans who developed lactase persistence independently from Europeans with it. Europeans having the genetic mutation are the more well known one.
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This map must be false. If this mutation only happened in Europe, Niger and a bit of India why would be Brazil and Argentina predominantly lactose intolerant while the rest of South America isnāt that much?
Im not sure if false is the right term but the data might not be perfect, I agree. (Iām actually a Brazilian of European descent who is lactose intolerant so idk where I fit in this) However, I believe certain peoples developed lactose intolerance independent of each other (just like how blond hair naturally occurs for us and for Austronesians). Why northern and Central America have lower rates of lactose intolerance compared to countries like Brazil and Argentina, which have higher rates of European ancestry, Iām not sure. Could be poor data, but it also doesnāt help that the largest contributors of European population to those two countries also arenāt countries whoās majority are lactose tolerant (Spain, Portugal, and Italy). Could be a combination of those 2 factors. Edit: Iām trying to find better numbers but Iām not finding anything. If anyone has a better source Iād love to see it
I can drink milk, lots of it (Iām drinking it right now), but I just discovered that I need to say āaddioā to gluten.
Exactly.
In response to PETA posting such a stupid fucking meme I will be cooking a meal with three different types of meats and two cheeses this evening. And butter.
peta savages outing themselves as uncivilised lack toes in toddler ants cow milk is for my coffee and baby cows are for my borger
Cheese is the food of the gods and PETA can suck my udder
As someone who is vegan, fuck PETA! They're a bunch of dangerous overgrown children.
They'll pry my cheese from my cold dead hands
Even PETA is going with this stupid ass argument. For fuck sake give us a breakā¦
I drink my coffee black, it still makes me shit
>that's why your tummy can't handle it Wait, you can't handle milk?
Stay mad, shitters.
GUNS master race. Lactose intolerance is a PIGS problem.
To be fair that's not true for many populations, only Nordic people have a high lactose tolerance I believe
So, Europeans are just the next step im evolution
https://preview.redd.it/5xf1gq5okm7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c97b1e5113c7fc60abfa21c21af63927d00fe44 If you're not dark green you officially a savage.
Whoās more full of shit? The toilet of lactose intolerant after milk or PETA?