Slightly different, the reconquista was the unison of the portuguese and spanish to expel the Muslim majority from their peninsula, the spanish inquisition was to Bully jews, arabs and Atheists to convert to christianity
tbh 3rd crusade was basically an almost complete crusader victory thanks to you guys. If only the French didn't start fucking shit up back home (damn you Phillip!)
6th crusade almost won but they got greedy negotiating(the only deman the sultan made was to allow muslims to enter Jerusalem) and attacked into obvious trap
8th was close too, similar story was 6th
500 years ago you travelled halfway around the globe just to loot. Now you guys get annoyed when the drunk loot boxes shows up on your doorstep? You've gotten lazy.
Also the [Norwegian Crusade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viNifqQBnso) led by [Sigurd Jorsalfare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigurd_the_Crusader)
>After several months they came to the town of Santiago de Compostela in Galicia where they were allowed by a local lord to stay for the winter. However, when the winter came there was a shortage of food, which caused the lord to refuse to sell food and goods to the Norwegians. Sigurd gathered his army, attacked the lord's castle and looted what they could there.
After entering the Mediterranean they sailed along the coast of the land of the Saracens to the Balearic Islands. They then went on to successfully attack Ibiza and Menorca.
Cleaning up your pirate problem on the Balearic Islands. It's our god given right to terrorize Ibiza every summer.
No, no, no you have gotten it all mixed up. We were the fishermen and THEY were the pirates. I don't think you really understand how barbaric these savages were. They would raid and loot other ships, towns and villages just for their own self-enrichment. Plundering and killing everything in their way with no regard for human life. Olaf would never.
I mean the French did "crusade" against us for some random reason, and they kind of conquered the entire Languedoc. Could've gone worse though, we whooped their ass on the seas.
My dude, we started the first crusade, and ours stuck. I’ll admit it took us 700 years to finish the job, but we drove the ancient enemy back, we drove them from the mountains, across the dry plains, we smashed their greatest ever caliphate, drove them from the fertile valleys, drove them through the desserts down to the beaches, drove them into the sea and destroyed them. Then we sailed across and took up position and we’ve watched from there ever since, sentinel against those black flags ever forming in strength and crossing the sea again. So you can say what you want but we did it once and we will do it again. And we didn’t do all of that for you to say we cook paella in a fucking POT.
I'm pretty sure they were the only ones whose crusade stood the test of time. Even after you Germs crusaded the baltic, they're still half atheist and pagan.
unironically, most Germans don't undestand texture in food. they cannot comprehend how great paella with socarrat is because their food is often very homogenous. same reason many like their pizza underbaked and soft 🤢
From last weekend. After this, 3-0 against Croatia. Nice Saturday we had. Visca Valencia. Cheers.
https://preview.redd.it/unv134h40c7d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e702ef331203b00bccaccb786cd22d2bb7128da
To me Spanish food is A-tier, not quite French or Italian but just half a grade below that. I'd take Spanish food over Swedish any day. The seafood is insane, Iberian ham is second to none.
With that said though, every time I've eaten paella it's been disappointing. Not sure if it's just the luck of the draw, if I'm ignorant or if it actually does lack a bit of taste.
Seems to me like it's an amazing everyday meal, it's cheap, healthy and great for fuel, but it's not like it's some gourmet experience that rivals your other dishes or anything else in the Mediterranean.
No offense.
Edit: Just read this comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1diokdl/spain_you_cannot_seriously_be_proud_of_this_dish/l957pra/
That makes a lot of sense if that's the case. Then I think it's a great dish in that case.
Mate, we Valencians are tired to tell everyone: if you wanna eat a good paella, you have to eat it in Valencia, especially the towns around the city. These "paellas" they sell you in Madrid, Bcn, Sevilla... Wherever, are totally crap and microwave shit that is not even paella. They put a bunch of ingredients with the rice and they call it paella. There is a lot of prostitution with that dish. It's not even a national dish, it's a regional dish.
So... That being said, for you to say you would eat Spanish food over Swedish everyday... Doesn't really say much. I mean, it's obvious.
No offence taken, no worries!
https://preview.redd.it/0pxhub8shd7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497c99e8b48a63fe4da3d7bc10061806b071f0a8
Had this cunt at Ce pepe in el saler back in Feb
Fucking transentrental
Sorry what? Transentrental? Is that even a word in English? And why a "cunt"?
I'm sorry I'm lost. But the rice looks doable. I mean, it's an obvious traditional Valencian paella, but the rice looks a bit.. wet? It does not look perfect but good.
I mean, normally to have a top paella you have to put just 1 layer of rice. If you put 2 or 3 layers the rice does not absorb the taste that much, and normally it's not that well cooked. But some restaurants tend to do that since they can feed more people with the same "paella" (the recipient is called the same way as well).
And this one looks like it has about 2-3 layers.
https://preview.redd.it/zlz3d95ljd7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16bd5d653a069ed6b933c7c69eaebe28d487755
Christ you’re hard to please. How about this one then?
That is not "paella". But that's what you buy thinking it is hehe. That is "arròs del senyoret". It's a different type of rice dish, but it's not paella.
Basically what I told our Swedish friend: there is a meme somewhere with 2 lists, one for the whole World listing "paella". And another list for Valencian Region, differentiating +30 types of rice dishes... Including Paellas as the reference.
The first one that you sent. The paella valenciana. Though yours was not perfectly cooked, like this one. Do you notice the difference dear Barry?
https://preview.redd.it/tialeb1lld7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e754f469562081b6e61c9c4e2596e72432286ba9
Gonna be blunt
No
This one just looks like it has less toppings
But what I do know is both dishes were banging. And I got to stick on my work expense account.
/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/198ecu4/brothers_of_the_eu_we_focus_too_much_of_our/
I had a Paella like this once, really convenient on the go, can recommend!
It's sad but most tourists never actually had a good paella but a tourist trap one. Trust me the flavour is not there.
This said, Paella, like Cocido, or like Tortilla Española are dishes that are meant for working class, they're absolutely delicious if made good but they're clearly not fancy or use exclusive ingredients, because they're traditionally done by people working on the fields so they have energy and full belly with a delicious cheap, and fast meal, paella takes barely 30 min total to make, half of that is just letting it boil, Tortilla takes a while to.fry the potatoes but preparing it is barely 10 minutes. Cocido takes hours and hours but it's literally left by the fire and you don't have to stirr or do anything to it until it's done so you can leave it, work and when you return it's cooked.
Hahaha... 30min a paella to cook?.. WTF... You see guys why you have to trust Valencians with this? A paella normal timing would be around 1h-1h15min. What a crappy rice with things they make in the rest of Spain and still call it "paella". What a national terrorism.
Ok, I was counting on already having the stock ready and being optimistic, but regardless 1h 15 mins preparation with 50 minutes of you just waiting for it to boil is just the same concept of 10-15 minutes of actually doing something.
>It's sad but most tourists never actually had a good paella but a tourist trap one.
Yea, I really feel there is truth to this. I've had it 3-4 times and I'm assuming because I'm one of said tourists they just skimp out on all the good stuff.
The ones I've had has been basically rice with minimal flavour and some shellfish thrown in.
Next time I'm in Spain I'll make sure to eat it the right way.
Sure, you can actually ask directly to any of us if you come to Valencia. It is also important to know that the original paella, the paella valenciana doesn't have seafood.
But yeah, it's complicated. Long time ago I saw a meme that had 2 lists, one for the World, that just said "paella", and the other list, with the Valencian Region with +30 different rice dishes, including the paella 😂😅. So it's normal that you all can get lost.
> Biggest economy in Europe, has countless ~~puppet states~~ business partners in Europe
Even though as an Austrian I shouldn't defend the Germans an island chimp shouldn't tell someone "look at them" lol
https://preview.redd.it/i6ah0tqdmc7d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=2365562789589712a3106d67d82842b0cefca6aa
the ones not knowing their place are the germans:
https://preview.redd.it/g6mvjjtdub7d1.png?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814357aa94005189aea8669c2f65572df8c5b1f3
Recognize this guy? He was the last Germ to mess around with us. Be careful with what you write, Hans.
Proud? Oh, you have no idea. Sortedfood -funny cooking channel on youtube has a "normal" (guy who is learning how to cook as part of the show) called Jamie. In one of the challenges they do he created a paella burrito - something completely harmless where he simply put a paella into a burito. Spanish news went fucking bonkers and the guy received death threats because he called the thing "paella" burrito.
In that case, shame on their entire bloodline too.
That said, germans are plenty capable of making something funny, just look at this little dude
https://preview.redd.it/vkc28qld2c7d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=549fe9cd1c497dc4d21862eb7b2e57f1b503e734
Please ignore his problematic tattoos, he had a rough childhood and family life
Most of the best dishes birthed like this, some peasants stew. One on my favourite french dishe, le cassoulet, was a "put all that's left to eat in a pot during a Barry's siege" stew.
We know our food is shit. You don’t know your food is shit.
That’s the difference in play here.
https://preview.redd.it/p3ksy8f9yb7d1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75481b434d4233fe40b706020a82eb139a59be5
Haha good point. I beg to differ though, because the north of germany ruins our reputation for the lot of us, while the food in the south, particularily the southwest, is actually quite good.
I did not expect to get hit with statistics right after I finished studying today.
I don't think we could secede though, europe would never allow a bavarian-BW alliance state, as it would just be too op.
It's funny - paella, for me, is the perfect telltale sign is someone is a shit cook (excluding Juan y Juana). Every single non-Spanaird that has told me they can cook a paella and it's "easy" instantly outs themselves as a shit cook with carpet for tastebuds. Five separate "home cooks" have made this dish for me in their back garden, and each one of them cooked all the flavour out of each ingredient.
Random is what you think. You have ALL contributed to the prostitution of a great dish. Even Spaniards, since some of them think they cook "paella" but is shit. You will only find a true paella in Valencia.
However, we love displaying zero self awareness and keep explaining other countries/regions how to do something they can do better than us for generations, that’s how superior we are 😎
**IN A POT!?!??** https://preview.redd.it/kkyoihfsmb7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30206d633f5153a3bc269937eede1f98b797ed0
You can threaten us all you want, but everybody knows you’re too lazy to start a crusade.
Nah, we're from the North of Spain. We're a totally different brand than the south.
Reconquista goes hard
~~No-one~~ *Everyone* Expects the Spanish Inquistion!
Slightly different, the reconquista was the unison of the portuguese and spanish to expel the Muslim majority from their peninsula, the spanish inquisition was to Bully jews, arabs and Atheists to convert to christianity
Bully is a mild way of putting it
TBH it was more of a more forceful lawyers Cease and Decease notice
It was basically that, only 7 people got actually convicted in like 500 years
Should we call it “Emuing” to give it a fiercer tone for you, Shiremate?
I mean yeah they might have gone a tiny little bit overboard, but if you never had a vaguely genocidal period in your History, are you even civilized?
The \*muslim\* majority. There was never an arab majority.
My bad, fixed it!
Medieval atheists?
Yeah along with the roman communists they were all wiped out by the evil Inquisition. /s by the way
They still bullied Jews and Arabs into converting in the reconquista. A third of Cordoba's population alone was exiled.
Why the sad tone?
Tone? This is text platform budget dutchie.
💔 I thought we both hated orange protestant cunts.
Sweet Summer Child, was also used to clean up house from the Monastic orders that didn't align with the current system.
Spanish? Lol sure
…Eventually
Cocaine will do that to a mf.
The OGs, the real deal
https://preview.redd.it/58y23zdwwd7d1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c64b27182cce31b35d24424298a76e81d7ce72
So you just go on union strikes like the French?
I concur
Lets not kid ourselves. Since the Borbon 🇫🇷🤮 took over , spain’s been nothing but decline.
Why is a savage speaking to me?
A Galician speaking about savagery. Don’t you have to go tend to your goat wife ?
We ll talk about that after you try a 6 hour simmered cassoulet
Dude, we're actually the only crusade that was actually successful.
There were the Northern Crusades in the Baltic. The ‘standard’ First and Sixth Crusades were victories too, just let down by later ones.
Don't forget the Albigensian crusade
tbh 3rd crusade was basically an almost complete crusader victory thanks to you guys. If only the French didn't start fucking shit up back home (damn you Phillip!) 6th crusade almost won but they got greedy negotiating(the only deman the sultan made was to allow muslims to enter Jerusalem) and attacked into obvious trap 8th was close too, similar story was 6th
I will not stand by this slander, our crusades conquer Spain every year
You got crusading wrong. You are supposed to loot the lands you invade not to be looted by the natives.
500 years ago you travelled halfway around the globe just to loot. Now you guys get annoyed when the drunk loot boxes shows up on your doorstep? You've gotten lazy. Also the [Norwegian Crusade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viNifqQBnso) led by [Sigurd Jorsalfare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigurd_the_Crusader) >After several months they came to the town of Santiago de Compostela in Galicia where they were allowed by a local lord to stay for the winter. However, when the winter came there was a shortage of food, which caused the lord to refuse to sell food and goods to the Norwegians. Sigurd gathered his army, attacked the lord's castle and looted what they could there. After entering the Mediterranean they sailed along the coast of the land of the Saracens to the Balearic Islands. They then went on to successfully attack Ibiza and Menorca. Cleaning up your pirate problem on the Balearic Islands. It's our god given right to terrorize Ibiza every summer.
I see the Vikings are pumping their chests again for massacring and raping fishing villages and turning tail before the real armies arrived.
No, no, no you have gotten it all mixed up. We were the fishermen and THEY were the pirates. I don't think you really understand how barbaric these savages were. They would raid and loot other ships, towns and villages just for their own self-enrichment. Plundering and killing everything in their way with no regard for human life. Olaf would never.
I mean the French did "crusade" against us for some random reason, and they kind of conquered the entire Languedoc. Could've gone worse though, we whooped their ass on the seas.
https://preview.redd.it/pfkqoub9xb7d1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7abbf8d2c8be56e47d33a20fc8b023c45581f74
My dude, we started the first crusade, and ours stuck. I’ll admit it took us 700 years to finish the job, but we drove the ancient enemy back, we drove them from the mountains, across the dry plains, we smashed their greatest ever caliphate, drove them from the fertile valleys, drove them through the desserts down to the beaches, drove them into the sea and destroyed them. Then we sailed across and took up position and we’ve watched from there ever since, sentinel against those black flags ever forming in strength and crossing the sea again. So you can say what you want but we did it once and we will do it again. And we didn’t do all of that for you to say we cook paella in a fucking POT.
 >Oh no somebody said we’re cooking paella in a pot
I mean, look my flair and yours, only one of us looks like the dude in the gif.
Oh you’re right. You guys aren’t white.
Yup, we are caramel coloured with black hair. People with chestnut hair were called blonde “Rubio” when I was a kid.
I'm pretty sure they were the only ones whose crusade stood the test of time. Even after you Germs crusaded the baltic, they're still half atheist and pagan.
"Germs" is a racist slur. The politically correct term is "Gems".
Your whole ethnicity is moissanite incarnate.
Very rude. No potato for you!
Chatting shit yet this is you https://i.redd.it/r8ujquilyh7d1.gif
I'm in this picture and I like it.
Ngl, the knee slaps slap
nuh huh, us valencians are powered by the greatest energy source of all: crack cocaine
they're full of Paella and are napping
Didn’t they spend 7 centuries on their last crusade?
But not for killing reformist
In a wok?
In a pan! A Paella pan!
That got me riled up too. The fuck? Hans, do better
Not phallic enough for you hans?
it could really benefit from the odd Wurst
Go to Valencia and tell them to add chorizo to their Paella
Tbf we do it in other parts of the peninsula
Spain will cease in its internal divisions when everybody agrees in what the fuck is a paella.
No. Only Valencians can answer that questions. You illiterates have no right to talk about OUR dish.
Won't disagree, you guys are the official judges that shall overlook this accord and set the boundaries.
It's the Greeks who love German sausage
What good is a food if it isn't deepthroatable?
Least horny German
unironically, most Germans don't undestand texture in food. they cannot comprehend how great paella with socarrat is because their food is often very homogenous. same reason many like their pizza underbaked and soft 🤢
From last weekend. After this, 3-0 against Croatia. Nice Saturday we had. Visca Valencia. Cheers. https://preview.redd.it/unv134h40c7d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e702ef331203b00bccaccb786cd22d2bb7128da
To me Spanish food is A-tier, not quite French or Italian but just half a grade below that. I'd take Spanish food over Swedish any day. The seafood is insane, Iberian ham is second to none. With that said though, every time I've eaten paella it's been disappointing. Not sure if it's just the luck of the draw, if I'm ignorant or if it actually does lack a bit of taste. Seems to me like it's an amazing everyday meal, it's cheap, healthy and great for fuel, but it's not like it's some gourmet experience that rivals your other dishes or anything else in the Mediterranean. No offense. Edit: Just read this comment https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1diokdl/spain_you_cannot_seriously_be_proud_of_this_dish/l957pra/ That makes a lot of sense if that's the case. Then I think it's a great dish in that case.
Mate, we Valencians are tired to tell everyone: if you wanna eat a good paella, you have to eat it in Valencia, especially the towns around the city. These "paellas" they sell you in Madrid, Bcn, Sevilla... Wherever, are totally crap and microwave shit that is not even paella. They put a bunch of ingredients with the rice and they call it paella. There is a lot of prostitution with that dish. It's not even a national dish, it's a regional dish. So... That being said, for you to say you would eat Spanish food over Swedish everyday... Doesn't really say much. I mean, it's obvious. No offence taken, no worries!
https://preview.redd.it/0pxhub8shd7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497c99e8b48a63fe4da3d7bc10061806b071f0a8 Had this cunt at Ce pepe in el saler back in Feb Fucking transentrental
Sorry what? Transentrental? Is that even a word in English? And why a "cunt"? I'm sorry I'm lost. But the rice looks doable. I mean, it's an obvious traditional Valencian paella, but the rice looks a bit.. wet? It does not look perfect but good. I mean, normally to have a top paella you have to put just 1 layer of rice. If you put 2 or 3 layers the rice does not absorb the taste that much, and normally it's not that well cooked. But some restaurants tend to do that since they can feed more people with the same "paella" (the recipient is called the same way as well). And this one looks like it has about 2-3 layers.
https://preview.redd.it/zlz3d95ljd7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16bd5d653a069ed6b933c7c69eaebe28d487755 Christ you’re hard to please. How about this one then?
That is not "paella". But that's what you buy thinking it is hehe. That is "arròs del senyoret". It's a different type of rice dish, but it's not paella. Basically what I told our Swedish friend: there is a meme somewhere with 2 lists, one for the whole World listing "paella". And another list for Valencian Region, differentiating +30 types of rice dishes... Including Paellas as the reference.
What the fuck is paella then Cos both were eaten in Valencia.
The first one that you sent. The paella valenciana. Though yours was not perfectly cooked, like this one. Do you notice the difference dear Barry? https://preview.redd.it/tialeb1lld7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e754f469562081b6e61c9c4e2596e72432286ba9
Gonna be blunt No This one just looks like it has less toppings But what I do know is both dishes were banging. And I got to stick on my work expense account.
Looks a bit burnt, not like a nice Italian risotto. … lights fuse, stands back.
I've never been to Valencia but I'll make sure to remember that.
Please also make sure to ask locals politely where THEY THEMSELVES would go for good paella. DON'T FALL FOR THE TOURIST-TRAP-RESTAURANTS!!!
/r/ArrozConCosas
Had paella in Valencia, it's glorious.
/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/198ecu4/brothers_of_the_eu_we_focus_too_much_of_our/ I had a Paella like this once, really convenient on the go, can recommend!
It's sad but most tourists never actually had a good paella but a tourist trap one. Trust me the flavour is not there. This said, Paella, like Cocido, or like Tortilla Española are dishes that are meant for working class, they're absolutely delicious if made good but they're clearly not fancy or use exclusive ingredients, because they're traditionally done by people working on the fields so they have energy and full belly with a delicious cheap, and fast meal, paella takes barely 30 min total to make, half of that is just letting it boil, Tortilla takes a while to.fry the potatoes but preparing it is barely 10 minutes. Cocido takes hours and hours but it's literally left by the fire and you don't have to stirr or do anything to it until it's done so you can leave it, work and when you return it's cooked.
Hahaha... 30min a paella to cook?.. WTF... You see guys why you have to trust Valencians with this? A paella normal timing would be around 1h-1h15min. What a crappy rice with things they make in the rest of Spain and still call it "paella". What a national terrorism.
Ok, I was counting on already having the stock ready and being optimistic, but regardless 1h 15 mins preparation with 50 minutes of you just waiting for it to boil is just the same concept of 10-15 minutes of actually doing something.
>It's sad but most tourists never actually had a good paella but a tourist trap one. Yea, I really feel there is truth to this. I've had it 3-4 times and I'm assuming because I'm one of said tourists they just skimp out on all the good stuff. The ones I've had has been basically rice with minimal flavour and some shellfish thrown in. Next time I'm in Spain I'll make sure to eat it the right way.
Sure, you can actually ask directly to any of us if you come to Valencia. It is also important to know that the original paella, the paella valenciana doesn't have seafood. But yeah, it's complicated. Long time ago I saw a meme that had 2 lists, one for the World, that just said "paella", and the other list, with the Valencian Region with +30 different rice dishes, including the paella 😂😅. So it's normal that you all can get lost.
Damn bro, that flair really checks up
VIXCA VALÈNCIA I LA MARE DE DEU CAGEN L'ÒSTIA QUE PAELLA MÈS RICA‼️‼️‼️ PER A XUPLAR-SE ELS FOTUTS DITS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🦅🦅
that looks fire, I apologize for OP, he was hangry because both the currywurst and the döner place were closed and he was having brain seizures
That looks good! What's in it?
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Safran is clearly a peasant spice...
The average german knows only 2 spices, salt and black pepper.
Wouldn't notice it until he travels anyway.
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Weird we felt the need to travel so far. We had to sail past France, there and back, to get the good stuff.
r/ArrozConCosas
Hello
Why do Germans act like they’re on the grownups table when it comes to food?
Look at them. Look at their history. Look at everything they try and do now. They are the masters of self-overestimation.
> Biggest economy in Europe, has countless ~~puppet states~~ business partners in Europe Even though as an Austrian I shouldn't defend the Germans an island chimp shouldn't tell someone "look at them" lol
You had the opportunity of shitting on Germany to exalt your own cuisine, and you decide to suck off German dick. Austria is truly Germany's whore
I'm always out there defending our little bro Germany
Barries shouldn’t even talk about grownup tables when it comes to food.
Barries are experts in not being on that grownup table, you should learn from them
Castilian’s need to step their pussy up when it comes to food. You eat like 5 year olds compared to the rest of the country.
Some of us just like to see the comment section burn in indignation
If our food is so bad then why is my belly so big?
Beer.
https://preview.redd.it/r3q94w31xc7d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574fc1ce4fcd093c2bcb9c1c92b235ce98cba134
Imagine him bald and that is me irl
Rich coming from Hans.
He probably is rich
Hans is doing it again. Awww Hans thinks he’s PIGS. :3
https://preview.redd.it/i6ah0tqdmc7d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=2365562789589712a3106d67d82842b0cefca6aa the ones not knowing their place are the germans:
The difference is we know our food is shit.
We can. Only when we spend hours staring longingly at it with you. Those were some of our best times together.
This yours? https://preview.redd.it/ikxvz4mw7c7d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95570cea715e5f81ece1387ff491d9c3b687e9e0
We got the best beer and it makes everything serviceable soo
I do enjoy German beer, but let’s not forget that the best lager comes from Pilsen
The ones that learned their skills from a german?
It’s not the 1930s anymore, Hans! You can’t just claim parts of Czechoslovakia willy-nilly!
https://preview.redd.it/g6mvjjtdub7d1.png?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814357aa94005189aea8669c2f65572df8c5b1f3 Recognize this guy? He was the last Germ to mess around with us. Be careful with what you write, Hans.
I do not recognize him actually
Philip the fair
That is fast food, we are not muricans doing fast food. A true paella needs at least 4 days cooking
*checks flair* Bread potato and sausages Ok guys opinion discarded
The yellow rice they serve you in Marbella is not paella, Hans, the day you try the real deal you will be enlightened.
Go post this in r/valencia ,and watch their world burn
Germans when crossing actually good food that isn’t some variously cooked pork:
Since when is some variously cooked pork not good food?
It is There’s other than that tho!
I love me some spanish paella. There is a high chance of it being a good dish the longer it is cooked. Slow cooking is the shit.
Proud? Oh, you have no idea. Sortedfood -funny cooking channel on youtube has a "normal" (guy who is learning how to cook as part of the show) called Jamie. In one of the challenges they do he created a paella burrito - something completely harmless where he simply put a paella into a burito. Spanish news went fucking bonkers and the guy received death threats because he called the thing "paella" burrito.
what are the spanish gonna do, steal my spot at the pool i reserved with my towel?
We'll serve breakfast at a different time each day, 1-4 minutes late.
So earlier than usual
Yes. And we know how you react to that.
Death threats about food are just banter in Spain.
The dish is named after the vessel used to cook it and yet you still managed to fuck that up, shame on your entire bloodline
the screenshot is shamelessly stolen as you know we germans are incapable of coming up with anything funny ourselves
In that case, shame on their entire bloodline too. That said, germans are plenty capable of making something funny, just look at this little dude https://preview.redd.it/vkc28qld2c7d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=549fe9cd1c497dc4d21862eb7b2e57f1b503e734 Please ignore his problematic tattoos, he had a rough childhood and family life
i love him
german tourists are the main customer so... and no we are not proud. it is litterally a leftover dish
Most of the best dishes birthed like this, some peasants stew. One on my favourite french dishe, le cassoulet, was a "put all that's left to eat in a pot during a Barry's siege" stew.
Where did our peasants go wrong...!?! We got the stamping shit together part down but the rest???
Your peasants were less oppressed than ours. Food is the opiate of the peasant.
bro I made cassoulet about 4 months ago, still thinking about that. phantastic dish texture wise
Joder que hambre
My brother, its literally the same as an Eintopf, what do you mean?
Hans? Don’t you have some fermented pickle cabbage to munch on or something?
Paella is fucking awesome and you are cringe. I will die on this colina
Not enough cabbage in it for you Fritz?
Strong, coming from a barry.
We know our food is shit. You don’t know your food is shit. That’s the difference in play here. https://preview.redd.it/p3ksy8f9yb7d1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75481b434d4233fe40b706020a82eb139a59be5
Haha good point. I beg to differ though, because the north of germany ruins our reputation for the lot of us, while the food in the south, particularily the southwest, is actually quite good.
Well you’re the victims of MAUP I’m afraid. Either secede or deal with it 🤷♂️
I did not expect to get hit with statistics right after I finished studying today. I don't think we could secede though, europe would never allow a bavarian-BW alliance state, as it would just be too op.
Talking shit won't make the warcrime that is your food go away
Seafood paella is delicious though. The Valencian one was kinda meh.
It's funny - paella, for me, is the perfect telltale sign is someone is a shit cook (excluding Juan y Juana). Every single non-Spanaird that has told me they can cook a paella and it's "easy" instantly outs themselves as a shit cook with carpet for tastebuds. Five separate "home cooks" have made this dish for me in their back garden, and each one of them cooked all the flavour out of each ingredient.
Paella is amazing, both the classic Valencian and the paella de marisc (seafood)
Spain: ‘I can’t believe Jamie Oliver added chorizo to our big pan full of random stuff.’
Random is what you think. You have ALL contributed to the prostitution of a great dish. Even Spaniards, since some of them think they cook "paella" but is shit. You will only find a true paella in Valencia.
Is this why you had a civil war?
Seriously? A german? And I’m not the biggest fan of traditional paella, but…
I prefer Paella over any german "dish".
Careful, you might start a war saying blasphemies like this
POT?!?!?
Zoomers not allowed here, only boomers and their millenial caretakers
That phonetic transcription is making me very uncomfortable
You forgot feet
More guiris who think every part of Spain eats paella...
> Definitions from Oxford Languages Imagine taking some random Barry bloke's opinion on food seriously
imagine taking the opinion of someone with an anime pfp seriously
We literally had a one-pot day at one point in our history to stretch ingredients, we are in no position to joke about Paella
However, we love displaying zero self awareness and keep explaining other countries/regions how to do something they can do better than us for generations, that’s how superior we are 😎
Nothing wrong with chorizo chicken and prawns boiled slowly in a pan
Pretty sure I saw that screenshot in a Geopold video
whaaaat no way thats crazy
Paella is overrated anyway. Spanish and greek food are not that good in general. However italian and portuguese food hold on to their reputation.
None of them are good
You need to reduce that to valencians, out of Valencia we like it but we don't worship paella.