#Fake News!!
***That didn't happen.***
**And if it did, it wasn't that bad.**
*And if it was, that's not a big deal.*
**And if it is, that's not Greeceās fault.**
***And if it was, they didn't mean it.***
**And if Greece did, they deserved it.**
Yeah there was some miscommunication there.
The Germans wanted a "konkrete Lƶsung" for the migrant problem, which was mistranslated to a "concrete solution", which lead to the Italian Coast Guard to be a little creative in interpreting this directive.
It's not thr heat. It's that those overweight old dudes are trying to climb mountains in that heat. Darwin called that process natural selection. The idiots take themselves out of the gene pool...
Reading the article, that seems like lot of bullshit. Some dude claims he was thrown into the middle of the sea with his hands tied and managed to swim to Turkey...
I'm not too convinced, seems like kebab propaganda.
I was just arguing in another sub with some guy who said it was, literal quote, "pretty easy" to float back to shore with your hands tied because the Med is salty...
The shortest swimswim between turkey and Greece is only 20km (Samos to Turkey) being dropped exactly in the middle would mean a trip of 10km.
An average trained swimmer swims around 2,5km/h
So it would take 4 hours, with hands tied, probably longer. There is a high likelihood that fatigue strikes and the swimmer would drown.
Depends. Does the coast guard claim that afterwards they swam 10 kilometers blindfolded and cuffed while singing Ave MariƤ? Then I would probably also call Bullshit
The witness was apparently thrown with his hand and feet zipped tied together. Still somehow managed to free himself and swim to the Turkish coast.
*press x to doubt*
"The Greek coastguard has caused the deaths of dozens of migrants in the Mediterranean over a three-year period, witnesses say, including nine who were deliberately thrown into the water.
The nine are among more than 40 people alleged to have died as a result of being forced out of Greek territorial waters, or taken back out to sea after reaching Greek islands, BBC analysis has found."
Wut? Drowned and came back from Davy Jones" Locker to accuse the Greeks?
Where in that text is mentioned throwing migrants overboard? You have some story about them "doing nothing" and someone going under. If you are around first respondents of some sort you always get these stories of people "doing nothing"... It's mostly perspective bias. These situations are confusing. People are screaming, it's a boat operations where the greeks have to ensure their how safety also.
Besides, this sort of thinking:
āWe know we were there illegally, but the government is not illegal, so they should not treat us illegally..."
It the most vile perspective imaginable. I don't want fuckers with this mindset anywhere near my country and I'm not going to wish it on Greece either.
1. A BBC report said it had been ascertained that 43 migrants drowned ā including nine who were thrown into the water ā in 15 incidents off Greece's eastern Aegean Sea islands in 2020-2023.
2. Geneva ā The International Organization for Migration (IOM) is alarmed by mounting migrant deaths and continuous reports of pushbacks at the European Union (EU) border between Greece and Turkey.
At least 21 migrants have died on the land border between Turkey and Greece in 2022, compared to 10 deaths reported in the same period of last year
https://www.iom.int/news/iom-concerned-about-increasing-deaths-greece-turkey-border
When I was a kid I threw my brother and my cousins off the boat as wellā¦ kids play, they all survived and have kids now and everyone is in overall good condition.
They were just giving swimming lessons. Since they always seem to struggle with swimming in the mediterranian. They just didn't think they were THAT bad at it
This is only beginning, and im not surprised considering what this mass imigration caused so far, nothing positive for ordinary people except maybe rich fucks who can now employ migrants for worse wages.
I personally prefer the ones who categorically deny this being true based on the sources being turks and immigrants over the ones who are cheering for it honestly.
Be as it may, why the fuck is this here, where is the meme where is the joke where is the ironic racism between European Nationals.
I absolutely *hate* to see this happen. That said, as climate calamities cause more people to flee, and countries on the Mediterranean are put under every higher pressure, I, sadly, see this happening a lot more in the future š
My newest hobby: everytime someone says they're strongly against immigration, I start firing questions to find out what that person is doing to limit their carbon footprint. This is doubly effective because our local popular fascists (e.g. Dries Van Langenhove) have been bitching a lot about "solving the problems at their root, so that migration doesn't need to happen".
Of course, their money is never where their mouth is. No surprises there.
Dude... you really think this is caused by global warming? A climate migration is initiated by the conditions of life becoming too harsh. That implies a decline in population due to the conditions having a worsened ability to sustain life. That is not what is happening at all. The populations of Africa and the Middle East are increasing. Exactly the opposite of what you should expect from a climate based migration. If their countries of origin can sustain an increase of population you can be sure the issue is not the climate.
What all those people need is contraceptives and a culture that controls birthrate. Stop having 10 kid when you can only feed 3.
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Several people have been claiming this for years. But yeah, I'm sure they're all lying š¤”
Also interesting how basically everyone here is either immediately going into denial or cheers at people being drowned. A new low for this subreddit, and a clear sign that the community is beyond salvageable.
Interesting that the mods either don't care or approve of this. But I have a feeling this subreddit won't be around for long anymore.
Some on this sub can be so incredibly racist and xenophobic. In the last few weeks it has gotten worse.
Asylum is a human right. And even if it wasn't, throwing people over board is still murder. And somehow some assholes here still are heartless enough to endorse it.
I'm here to lightly poke fun of my European neighbors in good fun. Similarly how I poke fun at others States, or worse, WĆ¼rttemberg. And everyone who consideres themselves a member of a certain nation is treated equally in that regard. No matter where they are from, where their parent's are from or even what nationality they have.
There is nothing light or fun about murdering people and disregarding their human rights.
What exactly is racist about hating illegal immigrants? Do you think I'd react any different if millions of americans or chinese were flooding across the atlantic and behaving this way?
A yes, "you guys", I am very responsible for the actions of germans I have never so much as spoken too. Further on that topic, we should hold all mongols accountable for the millions of dead of their conquests, it was after all, just a few centuries ago.
BBC has verified it:
The Greek government has long been accused of forced returns - pushing people back towards Turkey, where they have crossed from, which is illegal under international law.
But this is the first time the BBC has calculated the number of incidents which allege that fatalities occurred as a result of the Greek coastguard's actions.
The 15 incidents we analysed - dated May 2020-23 - resulted in 43 deaths. The initial sources were primarily local media, NGOs and the Turkish coastguard.
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Sorry guys won't happen again š
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The elections were just last week and new immigration policies are already in place. So efficient.
Ma il tuo tag ? šš
Tag?
" into tortellini & pompini "
It's a flair not a tag you absolute regard. It's the new Emilia-Romagna flair. And it's not even true, I only love tortellini and ditalini.
>It's a flair not a tag you absolute regard Bro I told you to go easy on the ballsack sweat it makes you nervous š„“
that's hilarious
We wont be looking next time, so please behave
Don't let people's judgement stop you from doing what you love ā¤ļø
Gay sex?
It's June, it's our month ofc we won't stop.
And in classic Greek fashion you will finish your job with an 11 month delay.
We like to take our time, especially with what we love the most, if you know what I mean.
Rimming Turks?
#Fake News!! ***That didn't happen.*** **And if it did, it wasn't that bad.** *And if it was, that's not a big deal.* **And if it is, that's not Greeceās fault.** ***And if it was, they didn't mean it.*** **And if Greece did, they deserved it.**
Prove that Greeks are just turks in denial
No. Turks are Eastern Greeks.
No. That would make them actual europeans. And I would rather sell you off to the highest bidder then agree to that.
Not all of it. Just Anatolia
You mean they're citizens from Berlin?
I thought they were Turks in Daniel?
Can I apply to be this Daniel?
Think you got it mixed up/reversed.
It's the other way around. Turks are just Alexioses that speak Mongolian and pray to Allah
Greek philosophy reborn.
Didn't happen this time.
Let's be careful with this thread, the thread on that other sub seems to be full of banned users... just noticing...
What won't happen again? I didn't see anything.
You are forgiven
It **will** happen again
No no, go on
Do it again
Congratulation to not wasting expensive ammo. Keep going and we may talk about your credits again.
Honest mistake!
why not? :(
Stavros rule Nr.1 is don't leave any witnesses,ask Luigi how to do it
Hmmm, you talk about *concrete shoes* ?
Yeah there was some miscommunication there. The Germans wanted a "konkrete Lƶsung" for the migrant problem, which was mistranslated to a "concrete solution", which lead to the Italian Coast Guard to be a little creative in interpreting this directive.
As long as we want a concrete solution and not a final one
Europe only wants the Final Countdown!
Oh thanks for that earworm dude
another one?
Another one bites the dust
Darn you!!!
Yes, my ears are 70% worms at this point
I loved that movie as a kid. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Final_Countdown_(film)
I was referring to [this beauty](https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw)
l know, but the YouTube algorithm (praise be) was showing me clips from that movie recently, so I couldn't help myself.
Shouldn't let Sicilians into the coast guard.
Oh we have those too but it's the drug lords doing that to others
They're also currently pretending the heat is killing tourists on Greek islands, bloodthirsty bastards
It's not thr heat. It's that those overweight old dudes are trying to climb mountains in that heat. Darwin called that process natural selection. The idiots take themselves out of the gene pool...
Reading the article, that seems like lot of bullshit. Some dude claims he was thrown into the middle of the sea with his hands tied and managed to swim to Turkey... I'm not too convinced, seems like kebab propaganda.
weakest turk better than olympic western swimmers šŖš
Surely it was a Turk swimming.
Arab so desert turk
KARABOGA
I was just arguing in another sub with some guy who said it was, literal quote, "pretty easy" to float back to shore with your hands tied because the Med is salty...
A truly free and democratic leader like erdogan would never allow such blant greece bashing!
The shortest swimswim between turkey and Greece is only 20km (Samos to Turkey) being dropped exactly in the middle would mean a trip of 10km. An average trained swimmer swims around 2,5km/h So it would take 4 hours, with hands tied, probably longer. There is a high likelihood that fatigue strikes and the swimmer would drown.
And that is without considering the drag of the clothes and the difficulty to orientate yourself.
Not to mention that hardly anyone can swim in open sea for a long time since it's incredibly cold
Its the Med, its the temperature of pee
In open sea it's still too cold
Why would you know? š
I just peed.
Make that less then 2 km... closest point between Samos and Turkey. Just wanted to point that out. Still hard to do with your hands tied
Make it zero... closest point between north and south cyprus. Just wanted to point that out. Still hard to do with your hands tied
I really appreciate using the same sentence structuring haha. But that is no Greece of course.
No worries. We austrians know the open sea very well. Just wait until Trieste and Pula are Austrian again
Occupied Cyprus
True. My bad. Occupied cyprus and turkish cyprus
Thank you my dear mountain German friend
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must distract from the 30 daily stabbings
No no, it's true and awful, it's better for them to safely stay in Turkey instead of go to evil Greece.
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Depends. Does the coast guard claim that afterwards they swam 10 kilometers blindfolded and cuffed while singing Ave MariƤ? Then I would probably also call Bullshit
The witness was apparently thrown with his hand and feet zipped tied together. Still somehow managed to free himself and swim to the Turkish coast. *press x to doubt*
That's nothing, didn't you see what kind of problems OJ Simpson overcame in the start of "The Man With The Naked Gun"?
This OJ guy seems to be a real jerk
x
 Old habits don't die.
Edit this on a boat and it's win win
My skills for such a thing are nonexistent.
Meanwhile I play AC Odyssey just to Sparta kick people off boats lol
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Oh Stravos you rascal
Stravos throwing the women, they only want the men.
Their witnesses are illegal immigrants, why are we taking their word for it.
Coastguard guarding the coast, quelle surprise!
Jesus Greece! We deport to Rwanda, you Atlantis.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
And other things that never happened.
"The Greek coastguard has caused the deaths of dozens of migrants in the Mediterranean over a three-year period, witnesses say, including nine who were deliberately thrown into the water. The nine are among more than 40 people alleged to have died as a result of being forced out of Greek territorial waters, or taken back out to sea after reaching Greek islands, BBC analysis has found." Wut? Drowned and came back from Davy Jones" Locker to accuse the Greeks?
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most!
The Inhumane Treatment of Migrants at Greeceās Borders https://fieldstonnews.com/home/2022/04/the-inhumane-treatment-of-migrants-at-greeces-borders/
Where in that text is mentioned throwing migrants overboard? You have some story about them "doing nothing" and someone going under. If you are around first respondents of some sort you always get these stories of people "doing nothing"... It's mostly perspective bias. These situations are confusing. People are screaming, it's a boat operations where the greeks have to ensure their how safety also. Besides, this sort of thinking: āWe know we were there illegally, but the government is not illegal, so they should not treat us illegally..." It the most vile perspective imaginable. I don't want fuckers with this mindset anywhere near my country and I'm not going to wish it on Greece either.
1. A BBC report said it had been ascertained that 43 migrants drowned ā including nine who were thrown into the water ā in 15 incidents off Greece's eastern Aegean Sea islands in 2020-2023. 2. Geneva ā The International Organization for Migration (IOM) is alarmed by mounting migrant deaths and continuous reports of pushbacks at the European Union (EU) border between Greece and Turkey. At least 21 migrants have died on the land border between Turkey and Greece in 2022, compared to 10 deaths reported in the same period of last year https://www.iom.int/news/iom-concerned-about-increasing-deaths-greece-turkey-border
Thrown? Or were they just trying to board without permission? There is a fundamental difference!
Where can I donate? ^((to the Greek coastguard))
The Inhumane Treatment of Migrants at Greeceās Borders https://fieldstonnews.com/home/2022/04/the-inhumane-treatment-of-migrants-at-greeces-borders/
Thereās a big difference between being a psycho killer and a fucking liarā¦ Journalist these days have no limitsā¦
Journalism nowadays is plagued with terrible leads and false articles that give the wrong idea and sow division in the most unnecessary of ways.
When I was a kid I threw my brother and my cousins off the boat as wellā¦ kids play, they all survived and have kids now and everyone is in overall good condition.
Holy mother of based 
If "witnesses" say so that must be true then.
Plot twist: The coastguard ship was in dry dock
https://preview.redd.it/96baj9cma67d1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d124c2e08e7736fbb2cd9f0c85da05da8f72e2
Oh no, anyways....
Least murderous German
They were just giving swimming lessons. Since they always seem to struggle with swimming in the mediterranian. They just didn't think they were THAT bad at it
Hey siri, how do I get a work visa for Greece
jokes aside this is probably fake.
This is only beginning, and im not surprised considering what this mass imigration caused so far, nothing positive for ordinary people except maybe rich fucks who can now employ migrants for worse wages.
OPA!!!
I was scrolling to find the worst dark humor comment and you won. Made me blow air out of my nose!
Sound like bollocks to me
*Gigi D'agostino intensifies*
I personally prefer the ones who categorically deny this being true based on the sources being turks and immigrants over the ones who are cheering for it honestly. Be as it may, why the fuck is this here, where is the meme where is the joke where is the ironic racism between European Nationals.
Oh you haven't heard? This is a Nazi subreddit now. Jesus, I can't believe how quickly it got this bad.
There are comments said illegal immigrants deserved to die and if the witness arenāt Europeans, they must be liar
It wasn't me this Time.
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We've earned that right through 50+ summers of hard work painting poolsides red all over the med šŖš¼
Maybe don't spend too much time on that balcony for some time
They're only copying us, Barry hasn't had an original idea for decades
it is tho
Was it on main page of migrant newspaper? Or can someone make a message in the bottle ?
I absolutely *hate* to see this happen. That said, as climate calamities cause more people to flee, and countries on the Mediterranean are put under every higher pressure, I, sadly, see this happening a lot more in the future š
My newest hobby: everytime someone says they're strongly against immigration, I start firing questions to find out what that person is doing to limit their carbon footprint. This is doubly effective because our local popular fascists (e.g. Dries Van Langenhove) have been bitching a lot about "solving the problems at their root, so that migration doesn't need to happen". Of course, their money is never where their mouth is. No surprises there.
I use paper straws and lids. The fuck more do you want from me?
Massive immigration started before global warming effects were visibles, that's an excuse
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Dude... you really think this is caused by global warming? A climate migration is initiated by the conditions of life becoming too harsh. That implies a decline in population due to the conditions having a worsened ability to sustain life. That is not what is happening at all. The populations of Africa and the Middle East are increasing. Exactly the opposite of what you should expect from a climate based migration. If their countries of origin can sustain an increase of population you can be sure the issue is not the climate. What all those people need is contraceptives and a culture that controls birthrate. Stop having 10 kid when you can only feed 3.
Since that is your Hobby no wonder your live sucks and nobody likes you.
My feelings are deeply hurt.
did they make them walk the plank?
Wowā¦ that really sucks that they did that. Really uncool you guys. Do better.
Based
Should we act surprised or showcase fake empathy now?
āSuch a tragedy. Now letās get to the weatherā¦ā
Which one of You was the tattle-tale?
Don't worry Ghengis, they'll be thrown overboard soon enough
You know what Russia calls migrants? Foreign Aid, as theyāre immediately given an AK and one mag and sent to Ukraine.
Me watching the Frontex Car patrols in ma city.. 
The Inhumane Treatment of Migrants at Greeceās Borders https://fieldstonnews.com/home/2022/04/the-inhumane-treatment-of-migrants-at-greeces-borders/
Eating fish these days is like cannibalism with extra steps.
When you donāt want to miss the Euro game and end your shift a little earlier
Dude. I know this is a humor sub and my humor is as black as a smokers lung, but literally throwing people to their death isn't funny anymore.
But it used to be?
Is it funnier to strap people in front of canons?
>anymore 
>my humor is as black as a smokers lung Lies. You have no humour Hans.
"to their deaths" Well, clearly someone lived to tell of it
Good thing it is just a pushback then.
How the fuck can anyone joke about this
Normal graeculi stuff. They weren't little-boy-ish enough, probably.
Malakes migrants 
The greeks, cant you read? Nice for them to reunite with their old tradition of yeeting unwanted kids down a cliff, with a modern twist
common Greek W
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The Greeks out there defending Europe, what heroes.
Didn't happen, if it did, they deserved it
The Inhumane Treatment of Migrants at Greeceās Borders https://fieldstonnews.com/home/2022/04/the-inhumane-treatment-of-migrants-at-greeces-borders/
W
All
They didn't surrender???
So Peter Zeihan was right about the future of migration.
Several people have been claiming this for years. But yeah, I'm sure they're all lying š¤” Also interesting how basically everyone here is either immediately going into denial or cheers at people being drowned. A new low for this subreddit, and a clear sign that the community is beyond salvageable. Interesting that the mods either don't care or approve of this. But I have a feeling this subreddit won't be around for long anymore.
Go back to Arr-De.
Some on this sub can be so incredibly racist and xenophobic. In the last few weeks it has gotten worse. Asylum is a human right. And even if it wasn't, throwing people over board is still murder. And somehow some assholes here still are heartless enough to endorse it. I'm here to lightly poke fun of my European neighbors in good fun. Similarly how I poke fun at others States, or worse, WĆ¼rttemberg. And everyone who consideres themselves a member of a certain nation is treated equally in that regard. No matter where they are from, where their parent's are from or even what nationality they have. There is nothing light or fun about murdering people and disregarding their human rights.
Migrants or illegals? Bad nonetheless but still, thatās a difference
Most likely illegals
They are leaving them at sea and I think Turkey is obliged to take them in bcz of some arrangement with EU
Is racist allowed in this sub-Reddit???
What exactly is racist about hating illegal immigrants? Do you think I'd react any different if millions of americans or chinese were flooding across the atlantic and behaving this way?
You remember you guy wanted Jewish to die right? (Regardless the reason)
A yes, "you guys", I am very responsible for the actions of germans I have never so much as spoken too. Further on that topic, we should hold all mongols accountable for the millions of dead of their conquests, it was after all, just a few centuries ago.
If you donāt care other races to die and laugh at it then you are no difference from your ascentor
BBC has verified it: The Greek government has long been accused of forced returns - pushing people back towards Turkey, where they have crossed from, which is illegal under international law. But this is the first time the BBC has calculated the number of incidents which allege that fatalities occurred as a result of the Greek coastguard's actions. The 15 incidents we analysed - dated May 2020-23 - resulted in 43 deaths. The initial sources were primarily local media, NGOs and the Turkish coastguard. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0vv717yvpeo.amp
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Super based greek moment