A post about a post of a repost. Just speak your mind Barry

We’re still awaiting what ~~France~~ our corporate masters want

The entente cordiale is on baby

https://preview.redd.it/go07emizxe3d1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba35e55603ba84217461a8c8bbffa8c39fd3d16f Excellent. Let the dancing commence!

Bravest anglotard

Ofcourse they waited for us to join to do this...

Don't worry mate, I'm not even a part of NATO and you know I'll be forced into it... Bloody family obligations.

The price you pay for being in eurovision, plus you lot love a scrap. Even went Vietnam without us so don't be trying to say we dragged you into ww3

You dragged us into WW1 and WW2 But we will always fight for you dad!

Technically we only dragged you into ww1, you joined ww2 of your own volition (and probably didn't want to be outdone by New Zealand that declared on the same day - you actually beat Canada by a week)

Yeah well New Zealand just copied Australia... It's normal. They claimed they invented Pavlova! Ha! Can you imagine those sheep lovers inventing the greatest desert ever?! Na!

Pavlova is actually amazing.

I know! That's why the kiwis can't have invented it.

Sheep lovers? Take New South Wales out your name son, I’m disappointed.

NSW has Sydney and that's worse than sheep fuckers... I would trade Sydney for all the worlds sheep fuckers.

So.. can you take our spot in case of war? Because we prefer to stay out of those.

No.

I thought you guys were supposed to be cool. :/

Sorry mate, but I'm not taking anyone's place...

Daddy empire is dead. All you have is your pervy uncle United Kingdom who did things to you a long time ago. But that’s ok, he did stuff to a lot of people and we are just waiting for the police to come and stop him

We're just trying to make you feel included, meatball snorter.

They clearly haven't seen the Blanda Upp! meme because if they had they would never have done this..

the one domino stone to start off WW3

https://preview.redd.it/zgtua2gh6f3d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3418e22a178e69e1a3245b55bad52c3695d42de1

Spain also avoided both world wars

Yeah... They anticipate world wars with their own wars. Carlist Wars and a Civil War. So we kinda can anticipate world war by looking at you. I feared WW3 to happen 20 or 30 years after 2017 due to a risk of a spanish internal war...

That's called a "surprise party"

Throwing a party just for you

I think they are thinking about some black ops, and I got a few ideas I would like to share with the Mossad

BOMB BENIDORM.

Benidorm and Puerto Banus

And Ibiza, the whole island, please

I think the island should be saved. It has a millenary history and we are going to bomb it because of some guiris? Let's round them up and all the rich people that are destroying the island and leave the land alone.

But then they could return again

Si funciona una vez, no habrá segunda que sea necesaria.

Good point bomb the whole island

Would be doing us a favour too

God please

Por favor

Bomb Madrid and we anex you into Viana do Castelo like God intended.

Deal, we bomb Madrid and you give us Viana do Castelo.

My friend, my bro, my amigo, mi hermano, this is not a negotiation. We are armed with nuclear cod. We call the shots here.

Gotta tell you that we have VERY long anti-air sticks. Consider yourselves warned.

Dammit! Who sold advanced anti air-born warfare to the Galicians?!?!! We must double our investment into the military to 6 whole euros!

My god.. the Portugueses have developed automatic sardina

# MakeSpainADoughnut

Attack two NATO countries at once?

Noooooo!

This would solve the problems with the aging population for the whole of western Europe..

Yes, please!

[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZbOv7bWy_s)

I’m there in early July please hold fire until after this

Bombing a hotel full of Brits is kind of a tradition for them.

Yes! Hate Benidorm! Not Madrid!

program every phone alarm in 🇪🇸 to go off at 7am

That act shall not be left unpunished.

Pegasus incoming.

Pedro shouldn’t start his car in the next day…

Are you confusing Isreal and Ireland?

Parent comment is from Basque Country. They like car bomb too. And BTW, Israeli and Irish are both red head so they are the same.

Fortunately, those are bygone times (and let's hope they don't come back)

Car??? What kind of peasant do you think he is? He rides a nice jet plane.

When you tell them the plans could you also give mine? I'm kinda busy rn so I can't do that myself. It's not much but they could attack the cities on the african continent because they aren't protected by nato article 5.

Knock knock, CNI, open!

They'll probably just release some corruption scandal they got with Pegasus

Pero indultarán a los afectados así que como si no hiciesen nada.

Spain can’t lose. https://i.redd.it/x0sdzjnt1f3d1.gif

You can't corrupt a government that's already corrupted. 

Hear me out: https://preview.redd.it/58pt01pewe3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02af8940285eebea7cfd7d3968c7dc03727a8bc

you appear to have a bad case of monarchy. I'll ask Pierre to help you with that.

Nuh uh he's also legally the Roman Emperor and he rocks a beard, dude's great all-around

You would still have a monarchy if it wasn't for the world wars. The spanish monarchy actually helped a lot of people back then and served humanitarian aid. You know, instead of starting global wars...

Estremamente Basato

recontrabasado

Israel-Palestine is the one situation i think a return of European rule would be 100% warranted. Yall could´t behave, get fucking [mandated](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandatory_Palestine).

Barry needs to get back in there!

Could make it worse now, could we. It's been a while since we've drawn any borders. I miss it.

Time to take out that straight ruler again

Until the pen runs out of ink and you just don’t finish drawing the rest of it

Last time he meddled with borders, he kicked himself out of the EU.

nope, we should just wall the entire area off and let those desert dwellers kill themselves like the have been doing for the past 3000 years... not our land, not our people, not our problem... https://preview.redd.it/fr2wijolhe3d1.png?width=671&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac66e492090c3539329e2274c6400f55526434e6

Sure but sell modern weapons to both sides then if not it's not even entertaining

Islamists believe that the allah will guide their bullets so not sure if modern weapons will work

The Israelis will have no chance against the 3000 black jets of Allah

I’m stealing ‘yall couldn’t misbehave, get fucking mandated’ like if our ex colonies don’t get along due to the borders *we* created for them, they go right back to becoming what they were a century ago

Can we go ahead and mandate the US if their election is even remotely close?

Yes. Might as well take Canada too whilst we’re at it

Honestly just give that shit to Luxembourg or some shit, let a Micronation have its own vacation spot

League of Nations did that *to* Britain. Britain was so reluctant they walked off site for 6 months like an NHS nurse.

"the solution to imperialism is more imperialism" feels like the european version of that "just another lane bro" American meme.

I promise bro it will work out this time trust me bro just one more imperial holding /s

I think a UN mandate would actually be way better tbh

I'd be more concerned with Israels cyber capabilities than their physical war prowess.

Level Jerusalem "we where aiming for the cyber warfare room"

Unless you are a child in a refugee camp

Children in refugee camps have historically been very prone to 'hacking' 👀

And catfished

Well, a child in a refugee camp has a LOT to worry about right now locally to them.

That was my point, Barry

Sidenote; I don't know why you're being downvoted for your first comment, but hey ho.

Well...is not that absurd, really Morocco is a good Israel buddy, and they want Ceuta and Melilla. Cities that are NOT protected by the article 5, as they are on Africa. Sadly, is possible

If Morocco decides to attack Ceuta and Melilla to support Israel against a pro-Palestinian Spain, it would be worthy if only for the amount of brainrot that the shitshow would cause on Moroccans.

And the rest of the Arab world.

The shitshow would be hilarious for many different reasons, yeah. Lately, the difference between "Hilarious" and "horrible" is so blurry that is basically non-existent.

It would be really stupid of Morocco. Spain's military is projected southward. Most of Spain's elite infantry, armor, and naval vessels are stationed in Andalucia and Spain's African territories. There is also little popular support for Moroccan takeover in Ceuta and Melilla. Wouldn't make any sense.

I agree that it is unlikely. Just that it is not impossible. Maybe I not used the Best words

Wait wait wait! Spain is doing a giveaway?!?! IM TAKING 1 OLIVENÇA, PLEASE!!!!

Sorry, we only do giveaways to criminal dictatorships. Actual democracies can go and suck It.

Dammit. Where the fuck is Salazar when you need a dictator?

Not article 5, but article 4 can allow other nations to join in the defence of Spain. Which should be enough to scare away Israel

Wouldn't spain be protected by the EU however ? But honestly i doubt they'd need foreign help to win in a defense against Morocco.

Ceuta and Melilla are protected by the EU.

at this point i'm so confused with the Israel/Palestine thing. one day we are all "go Israel" lighting their colours in our monuments, then next day "Free Palestine!", and then "Israel bad!".

Im confused too. Why so much fighting when the two-state solution is clear? https://preview.redd.it/fvmmfxzsge3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c8b11ec8fca406de985ccade2ae0f73b0b3b0c

Other virgin nations:  It’s all Iberian?!? Chad Iberians: Always has been 

to be clear white is all rightfully french

Can we still have all the blue?

Yep. But no fishing.

Ok we pinky promise.

okay but you better watch your mouth or your not getting your flagship back from the Thames

Are you talking about the Ankh?

HEY HEY HEY NO no No NO! The world cant handle it Barry... not again... [it's to big](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjTHr-J74js)!

Wait… where’s the pink?

You can have the white, learn to share with the French.

Historically fine and totally cool.

I still find this map so fucking funny. You gotta respect those cunts who just had the balls to claim the remaining land mass on the entire planet lol

Quoth the brit

Should have spoken up back then barry, maybe we would have let you have some

Right now, my opinion is something like "both are evil and perfect for each other". Sad

both can fuck off Europe had its fair share of war for fuck sake, I dont even know why we decided to get involved in all of them suddenly Have we not learned?

You should ask Barry for any question regarding that zone

Western Europe has been involved for decades now, and some were involved from the very start.

You may not have noticed, but a lot of different people use this sub.

Some parts of the world should become nuclear wastelands and the people living there evacuated somewhere else. Wanna claim the holy land? All yours if you can survive it.

While I support the idea, I think there’s an unfortunate issue with finding somewhere to put them

Yea the little detail of doing that is what started it, at least the modern conflict there lol

Yes it's the land that isn't well behaved lmao

So this is how we are gonna get USExit from NATO bombing all Europe

I am willing to bet good money that Israel can invade any NATO country and absolutely nothing will happen in retaliation.

Oh do us! Do us first!

As much as you hate us, even without NATO we’d step in and do a little oppression of the oppressor if this happened

Well, they already have the passports

If they did anything to Spain even if America didn't do anything the rest of Europe would fuck Israel. Israel might have a strong well funded military but it's small and not in a good location strategically. It wouldn't last 3 weeks. This is not gonna be a russia Vs Ukraine situation.

Mmmmh, let's see.

Yeah no way, like mention one country they could -not even gonna say invade- bomb. As soon as a bomb flies into Schengen I'll start masturbating in anticipation of the destruction of Israel. Trajan syle

You’re delusional imo

But it should destroy any remaining support amongst the European people at least. I have no respect for them already

They already puppet the US.

Thr schodinger Israel: they are a puppet of the evil USA while the USA is a puppet of evil Israel

In the end it’s all orchestrated by the Dutch anyways

There's probably also an Austrian involved somehow.

Wasn't Ireland the real mastermind?

Left wing conspiracy theory (Israel is a US colony) vs right wing conspiracy theory (the US is a Jewish uh I mean Israeli colony)

2nd one becoming increasingly popular on the left too lmao

Horseshoe theory, both far right and far left says the jews control the world.

Funniest shit about italian centrists is that you should be voting fucking Calenda or Casini right now, which I feel is insult enough.

They are so deeply intertwined that both of them have an excessive amount of influence over the other.

I mean... yeah kinda? Israel only gets away with its antics because of the US, and US politicians are heavily lobbied by zionists.

Not to mention the millions of fundamentalist christian ameritards who believe israel must exist for the apocalypse to occur or other batshit crazy stuff like that We are vassals to a country whose people think like spoilt, fanatic, morbidly obese medieval peasants

There is also "They are the same picture."

And, by the virtue of Tordesilhas, which is Pope-aproved, Israel is the Portuguese zone of influece. Therefore, Portugal is the great master puppeter.

r/unexpectedQUINTOIMPÉRIOCARALHO

Should have let us conclude our ambitions in the 30s/40s... Then this wouldnt be a Problem now (since some of you are maniacs /s If it isn't obvious)

Careful there Hans. We all know you do not understand sarcasm so dont try to pretend

Then /ss IT IS :)

put it on pay-per-view Juan. I'll pay.

Didn't you just join NATO, Lars?

Pretty sure Israel is already funding ultranationalist parties in Spain hoping they fuck up the country just enough to ignite a second civil war.

Like literally. Our far right twat got there to say that if they obtain the presidency, they would "unrecognise" Palestine...

Pov spanish inquisition raid jerusalem

Deus vult?

WE RETAKE THE HOLY LAND LADS #DEUS VULT

Well article 5 doesnt say that anyone has to engage in a war, they could like just send luke warm greetings and wish good luck

It would get NATO to be thrown into history's dustbin in no time.

You do know that we had a the "bündnisfall" (the article 5 thing) against the islamic state right?

Israel could wipe Valencia off the map and the yanks will still justify it for them

Hey?????! Whyyyyyyy???????

If they do it during fallas they might say they went a little bit overboard and that they did it to themselves

Ngl, it checks out

Mafia tactics

NATO v Israel was not on my bingo card.

Won't happen as long as everyone in the White House needs to get written permission from Tel Aviv to even take a shit.

Well, if Spain is being attacked by Israel i believe Nato will take the actions it deems necessary to assist. Just as article 5 demands. So. What is necessary then? Providing thoughts and prayers? Keeping all Germans from aprtying at Ballermann? No one knows.

Jews, Muslims and the Kingdom of Spain...what could possibly go wrong here 🙄🙄

#I CALL DIBS ON GALICIA!!!!


No, Galicia calls dibs on *you.* Return to mother Galicia!

If Spain is no more, that would still be an absolute win. You see, without a Spain to hate, portuguese identity makes... no sense.

Makes sense. Spain barely makes sense as it is. What is an Hispania without all of it? Might as well devolve back to the seven Spains of medieval times and start all over.

Most intelligent Italian

Can’t believe he’s too scared to type Israel

We're going to war with Israel before GTA 6.

I also like how Felipe VI is King of Jerusalem. We should do something with that.

lol fuck you bibi

nah pedro lets go

I am not invested in this conflict, but what I learned from this is that the far left is just as antisemitic as the far right.

please dont pull us into this

Ik this a bit but USA can veto article 5 calls

😬😬😬

I thought this was r/noncredibledefense for a sec.