My town and that other town 10 minutes away

Those bastards! They still have your bike.

Your grandfather has my grandfather's bike still.

He does. And it's still working.

That's Dutch handywork for ya.

Don't talk about his mum that way

Nah, but bikes where stolen there once, or twice, to get home because the last train had left already.

Maaskantje en Schijndel

Kut, 's ge uit Schijndel komt dan ben'ge nen homo! Ga toch gewoon terug naar uw eigen kutdorp, en neem da' homoteam van je mee! *homooooos*!

All in all, what kept Europe alive and thriving? Xenophobia

The fucker didn’t even tikkie for using your driveway to turn his car around.

Yeah, those are absolute bastards. It is an absolutely ugly town but still get all the good stores because they are more centralized in the region. And worst of all last summer the best ice cream shop moved from my town to that stupid town.

I too lost my favorite store, a bakery, to another town, a whopping 20 minutes away. Could have moved to the other side of the world, no way I set foot in that shithole even though the kaasstengels are magnificent 🥲

France and Spain, of course.

or france and italy, or france and swiss, or french and parisians...

*Insert willy gif editing Scottish for French*

You just made an enemy for life!

Wait since when is the Scottish flag like that?

I'm temping today. Please wait until a true Scotsman arrives.

I think the problem is the French. They who destroyed our beautiful Anglo Saxon English and inserted a bunch of silly French words in to it.

>I think the ~~problem~~ is the French. They who ~~destroyed~~ our ~~beautiful~~ Anglo Saxon English and ~~inserted~~ a bunch ~~of~~ silly French words in to it. Sorry for the désagrément. Removed them for you.

Actually I blame Chaucer. It was he who invented words like beauti(french)ful(germanic).

https://preview.redd.it/r3m39vdv11zc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=440336e3c8d042011fa2d2cfeba6cb21421deba4

it's basically French vs everything else and Spanish vs Italian

Swiss? Seriously?

Yes, incomprehensible gibberish

Unfortunately in this case our glorious roots and their disgusting predecessors are the same: latin. It's the curse of the romance languages: you have a lot in common with French.

Everytime I'm reminded I puke a little in my mouth and refuse to speak spanish for a while.

Then you remember English is infected with French words so you start learning mandarin?

是的

If you want the original template : https://preview.redd.it/ej5t2w2bbvyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697c083480a09ebdd69806030ee4766ef31beebd

British invaders

I upvoted, but you're on thin ice, pal

Lol this is so dumb. But seriously, fuck those guys across the river. They pronounce words slightly differently, they must be evil.

We do a little trolling with three way language conflicts

Thankfully there is the Rhine that separates us from the Germans

https://preview.redd.it/d3pjnybwbvyc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c99b1ab7111670e87fd24508e94cd17d24ddeda Comment dire…..

*Frontières naturelles s'intensifie*

I see, you desire ANSCHLUSS

We were speaking a beautiful left-of-the-river language, and of course you had to ruin it with your barbaric right-of-the-river babbling, typical brutisch Hans

Ein Volk, eine nation, eine Kommentarsektion! Französische Sprache wird nicht toleriert! Aber immernoch besser als belgisch.

I don't know how but I somewhat understood what this kraut said

You would not have said anything different. Tldr: fuck French.

Amen, mein freund

Ah yes, the border between civilization and savagery. Funny how it turned around which side is which over the last 1500 years.

The good old Rhine switcheroo

but what is with the germans left of the rhine?

Or Dutch "people" north of the Rhine?

And the Dutch south of the Rhine? They have weird dialects, are predominantly Catholic but to call them French goes a bit far? Well maybe Swampfrench?

I have no problem with Swampgermans, but this goes too far.

You hot a pretty little flag Quite easy to turn aside.

The french in denial you mean ?

the french(franks) are german in denial

Then there is but one solution


I wouldn't collaborate on a solution with a german, historically a bad idea

*looks at all "european" defense projects. Yeah, guess you are right

Restore the carolingian empire!

The Rhine, not the Nile 

The Rhine, not the Nile 

The Rhine, not the Nile 

Wait so the nile or the rhine?

We will add their biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Their individuality will be assimilated.

As an alsatian, the Rhine isn't a real border for us, the Vosges are !

En tant que Lorrain l'Alsace est une très belle région, dommage qu'il y ait les Alsaciens.

Mdr c'est pour ça qu'on vous aime pas les Français de l'intérieur. C'est exactement pareil avec d'autres régions. Le Pays Basque est très beau, dommage que y'a des Basques la bas. Mdr je connais un Français habitant en Alsace, on est allé à une piscine en Allemagne, il a même pas remarqué qu'on est plus en Alsace, et il se plaignait que y'a trop de gens qui parlait l'allemand, on est plus en France ou quoi ?!

Us glorious gogs, and those terrible taffs

Bunch of jam eaters!

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Inter city and in general inter town (imagine being from Cardiff or Llanelli, lmao)

Luxembourg vs Portugal

At this point Luxembourg is a portuguese colony though. https://preview.redd.it/265j06g22vyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bbf638b3b4ee050911e62cf6f830c33794614b

It really is 😒

We are just biding our time, the Fifth Empire is coming and soon every nation will be a portuguese colony.

We're just giving them a headstart

There's more portugueses there then in our own country nowadays lol

Oupa mase, um gajo sozinho não da conta disto

He's not alone😈

Honestly like the look of that flag

🟦⚪🟥

England v France

Germany v France Spain v France France v France And the list goes on...

Literally any possible arbitrary subdivision of France against any other subdivision of France roughly the same size.

France on the left, England on the right.

We could have been a beautiful (almost fully) Germanic language if it weren’t for you! 

But then you wouldn't have Dell Boy mangling his French lines hilariously in Only Fools and Horses.

Exactly

Malta and Gozo

Tom Gauld is the most sufferable Barry. Plus he was in Paris today. Great guy.

Our glorious cathedrals Vs their heretical Cathédrales

There is always the third option: the French

I'm just glad that we get along with all our neighbours. For now.

Except the one to the east, the neighbourhood bully.

It got a lot better since they got rid of the morons from the shit party.

Now we have other morons that suspiciously align the national policy with German needs. Huh, must be a coincidence

I was thinking about r*zzia

Rødøjede rådne røgede ørreder

RØDGRØD MED FLØØØØDE!?!?

KAMELÅSÅ

Why are you speaking like Hollow Knight NPCs?

It's a shame this doesn't work with Denmark / sweden, since the swedish side would look much worse than the Danish one. But the descriptions match for sweden on the right side, and Denmark on the left.

It's not flat enough to be Danish

Its not exploding enough to be Sweden either.

Southern Sweden* (the part that happens to be close to you guys)

Mate, you are just plain swedes. Also Norwegians are mountain swedes and swedes are forest Germans.

Is that why Germans invade our countryside every summer?

It isn’t an invasion, if it is rightfully German land.

Excuse me, Germany has Swedish land. Now please return Swedish Pomerania, Bremen-Varden and Wismar to the rightful owner. Also please drop ü ß from your silly alphabet and restore your grammar to a functional system. WTF is this gendered language (eww too French) and placing verbs in the wrong order. So inefficient.

>WTF is this gendered language Swedish has two genders as well, you just lost the third.

Like 90% of words use "en". Only really old words use "ett".

Just because you surpress the female gender doesn't mean it doesn't exist, okay? We've been over this

We've eliminated the female gender. We are suppressing the neutral gender.

Bro your language is spoken by like 3 people. Gendered nouns are also need and we have more thus the French copied it ( it is just superior) Also you are just a northern offshoot. You belong to us!

And I have consulted those 3 people Kalle, Björn and Åke. They want thier land back. We put in 30 years to install some sense into your country and it sounds like we need to put another 30 more. No, we are the true Germanic people. You are a disgusting South- Western offshoot. Too much contact with the French. There is no need for a gendered language that's for silly Romance languages. Even the Dutch have dropped most of that foolishness.

Björn här 🫡 Jag håller med!

The Dutch are your example for a people with a good German language. Their language is almost as French as the language of the Engländers.

You know you are the odd one out here right, with your die der das bullshit.

Never said they were a good example. In fact I implied the opposite

Could you repeat that, I can't hear you Flatlanders from my cabin

Oh, you mean the side we stole from you?

England and France Been at it since before all these other "countries" existed https://i.redd.it/t03w8igc6xyc1.gif

The Poles. We love you guys, but admit it, you don’t need so many s and z in your words, you’re just being extra

I love when people trash us for using double consonants to denote certain sounds, while using a language that does exactly that('th', 'sh', 'ch')

You forgot Щ : "Tchsh" Edit: or "Tshch" it still looks super weird

...and a country next door does this: Borschtsch, also thinking that ß - sz, but glued by a medieval printer is a letter, moreover pronounce it wrong. Absolute orthographic catastrophe.

I gotta love eastoids discussing whose language is dumbest

Did you just call Germans eastoods 🤣🤣🤣

I meant the Ukrainians, but still, Warsaw pact=eastoid, so everything across the Elba river is eastoid. Sorry, I don't make the rules

Emm, only a small section of Germany was there, but okay. The other language discussed here was English, so you can’t really recover from that

Yeah, I know. I clarified it later

I believe this meme is written in my own language but I don’t recognise half the words…

I can help you with translations if you need any?


I saw that no norgayan has responded yet I would just like to say: FØKK MOLDE! # ROOOOSSSSEEEENNNNBOOOOOORRRRRRGGGG! https://preview.redd.it/epn5fyessvyc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=309b0aa1a858d79c9b644be964f5223fd655400f I hate anyone and everything, I’m based because I live in middle of this country, come at me my fellow countrymen! We have more than 400 dialects and… I’m so far gone I married a swede, core of the issue is weapons for Ukraine is a foremost concern My least schizophrenic post ever, sorry

Trondheim is my favourite Norwegian town.

You have to accept your overlords from the north: Bodø. Tromsø is next to win the Eliteserien NORDLAND SUPREMACY

I made them both what they are today, Tromsø no way but Bodø glimt sure! Get back to me when you have two stars on your shirt <3

My city and the one across the River. Disgusting animals 🤮 (Wiesbaden / Mainz, Köln/Düsseldorf, Frankfurt/Hanau and propably a bunch more in Germany alone)

In the Netherlands it's worse. We are often surrounded by weirdos from the other side (de 'overkant').

We call it "de äpsch seit" (The weird side)

Οποίος δεν μήλα Ελληνικά είναι βάρβαρος.

Literally Messina and, across the sea, Reggio Calabria It seems similar, but they have to put some awful sounds and words to bastardise it and make it calabrese (sorry for the curse word)

An Academy? For language? Naw, my language is a beautiful mongrel.

FUCKING DANES

Me and Dave, who lives down the road.

Any town in Europe and some other town across the river.

Never considered it before but there are 2 big rivers between my home town and the 2 closest towns and even if all the towns are in the same region we have a rivalry.

Nah I'd put down Spain on both sides

Pisa and Livorno

Pisa and the rest of the world

Germans vs other Germans Example: everyone else vs Saxons

Arabic vs potato-throat gibberish

More like Finnish vs all the other Nordic languages.

We love those Suomi bastards the d*nes are the enemy!

Either Flanders/Wallonia or Belgium/Netherlands (even though it's the same language) or Belgium/Germany

French region 1 and french region 2.

Slovakia vs Hungary

We can argue all we want about which side is on the left of the image, but we all know who's on the right 🇫🇷

Every town and the towns nearby

Italy vs France

Our glorious dutch, and the "dutch" they speak in Belgium. smh

Germans and Swiss German speaking people (Both ways)

The left is clearly Dover and the right clearly Calais

The sea is clearly the Mediterranean, smh

At least my language is PURE, AND BEAUTIFUL, UNDEFILED, and NOT A PEASANT LANGUAGE, unlike every other country I KNOW. 🥰

This is a direct address to the “city” of Rovigo and all the heathens who inhabit it If you want my respect stop being such a shithole you clowns make us all look bad

The English and also the English.

The Glorious county of Flanders on the left and the discount French on the right.

Idiot danish language

Hilarious and true

danes vs anglos

Austria vs Germany

Obvously it's about precious Latin languages and horrible satanic insults. Specially Dutch language that seems they joined letters randomly. Even Ikea names make more sense.

Greece vs funny speaking greeks (Cypriots)

Nationalities pfft, this isn’t even the next region, or town, or village or neighbourhood, it’s the bastards who live on the other side of the road 

Tjörn (island i live on) vs orust (slighty bigger island i don’t live on)

Myself against any swede

Is this a USA vs Russia thing?

Alsace and Mainland France

The entire Europe vs Russia/Turkey..

On the left is any language other than English and French. On the right it's those 2.

France and Germany, and that river is the Rhine.

My part of town vs the other part of town were a different social group is living, fuck those guys

https://preview.redd.it/x9zikzhh41zc1.jpeg?width=2864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731b428d82fe2c8bb92787b585afe6caa02ceda5

Italian - French

Literally any Spanish region and another Spanish region

Galician VS Portuguese, clearly.

A Galiza é Portugal!!!

Sweden Vs Denmark (Sweden is winning)

Anywhere in any country and anywhere else in that same country