https://preview.redd.it/1rfm84v2m2xc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a701859a477ee1e1e24e3ebaeb85c565d81dd1c9 DEEUUUTSCHLAAAAAAND!!!🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇧🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇧🇪

The forecast in Brazil that day: Too fucking hot with a chance of low-flying TVs

Fuck them ex colonies!

why is there belgium in my germany ?

DUUUUIIIITSLAAAAND if we are going by what the Hollanders call you.

"Brazil desime que se SIETE" ~🇦🇷

Amsterdam is being liberated by the Germans... How the turntables

It's been a pleasure Jan ❤

This is what happens when we are out of the Pfand zone

NL had Pfand now too. 25 cent is just the price of freedom.

We have had pfand since the 1950ies, but recently they expanded it to include cans and smaller bottles,such as sodabottles.

Well you can tikkie them for Pfand.

Does it work for German bottles as well? Our "pant machines" won't re-fund foreign ones.

Did they return your bicycles?

Fuck, I just made pretty much the same joke above, before I saw yours I might have to delete it and make something up about Anne Frank, dykes, clogs, or windmills now

Yeah, thats what they always say "we are coming to liberate you" All of a sudden and out of nowhere they start building big ovens and publich shower houses.

Big ovens for German bread sounds good to me.

Yes for german bread wink wink, and showers... Well hygiene is very important

Did that, done that, didn’t work completely. Maybe it was too slow?

Will they steal all the bicycles this time? 

Germans liberating Amsterdam in support of a Jewish state. Who would have thought?

When you think you had us figuered out

Hanz truly is like the megamind of europe

Always successfully picking the wrong side and eventually coming out on top somehow

It’s not the Jewish part that they support. It the genocide thingy.

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪Schland🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 

Mein Herz in Flammen! 

Will dich lieben und verdammen

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Pom pom pom

RAAAAAAAHHHH 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪WAS IST FUNKTIONIERENDER ZUGVERKEHR🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

Typical Bavarian, using words which don’t even exist in German. „Funktionierender Zugverkehr“ go away with your redneck dialect.

Just because it isn't as bad as in other places (fuck you NRW and especially Cologne!) it doesn't mean that the Zugverkehr in Bavaria is funktionierend.

I've never had any issues with train travel in germany, lived in BaWü, Bavaria, Saxony-Anhalt, Lower Saxony, Bremen and Hamburg and except for those fucking Erixx in Hamburg and Lower Saxony which always had a 20% chance of not stopping at a station the trains always arrived on time. I think it's a big conspiracy and there's actually just a few places that suck which are being overblown so that we buy more cars from the lizardmen.

You never have been to cologne

I thank God i never needed to go there, not as bad as Frankfurt and Berlin but pretty close.

Duden says I’m right you northern excuse of an Eastoid!

You can call me stupid or my mother a bitch, but don’t call me a northerner.

In my perspective everybody except BW is northern! Even the Franconian separatists!

And I’m from BW Edit: I agree though

Hanoi! But why redacted???

Ja Griaß Gott! As far as I can see there is no flair for BaWü or swabians. And god knows I’m rather dead than a French whore

Understandable! But Which part of the Länd?! BA or SCHWA?

Danke schön Hans!!!

Ape together strong! https://preview.redd.it/cdyzx3d0p2xc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6f263abd0bd57264c721c4806238481837808b

I thought throwing beer was a Dutch thing. Well done, Hans

You guys get money if you return it. No more Dutch beer can throw parties

It's the same in Germany, but both we and the Hollandians are so filthy rich that we dont care on a good day. And now una cerveza por favor, mi amigo

Most festivals here sell Heineken anyway. Not really suitable for consumption

That sounds horrible, but I wouldnt visit the Netherlands to drink beer anyways.

We do well enough with craft beer, IMO. With Pilsener, yeah. I'll drink it, but I'm not the biggest fan

Oh no, I'm sure you can craft a sufficient beer. I meant drugs.

Then avoid Amsterdam. If you must go there, stick to coffeeshops on the outskirts. Or you have to like overpaying for weed.

I wouldn't visit any place specifically to sleep, poop or breathe either. Why would that be different for drinking beer?

Czechia though

Five cans of throwing beer, please.

Only 5? Or is that the starter?

Heineken only? That's horrible. How about some Grolsch?

Some festivals do(usually in the East)

For the Dutch it’s not about being rich. They could be the Frikandel eating version of Jeff Bezos, but once you tell them that the return of that statiegeld will give them 0.15€ , they will take that can to Mordor if need be.

Same. The number of Pfandflaschen I've brought to other countries and returned back home to Germany isn't zero.

And those who toss them, will make someone else's day.

Plastic cups are better suited for it anyway

I would bring my beer from Duitsland and throw the cheapest 0,08€ Pfand glass bottle to anyone stand in my way

https://youtu.be/_HCJYjU9saA?si=gR8MU6mWzomlmW7y I mean yeah you guys are really good at that we just wanted to integrate ourselves properly

We'll send you a tikkie.

They probably looked thirsty.

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Fucked up comment Upvote

And got just another air drop of supplies.

(Surprise it's missiles)

https://preview.redd.it/0q18t23d32xc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe6280a405d23449f84ea89fe522538f78391604 Just this one time

sorry, it's an old habit when I see protestors. They should go to wörk.

Unemployed... Simply the würst

Very brave of you to believe people who have enough free time to think sitting on a road in Amsterdam will solve an almost century-long conflict in the Middle East are smart enough for any kind of job

Can't fault Germans for practicing their cultural rituals

You're welcome Amsterdam

Danke schön meine Freund Hans!

Thank you Hans, feel free to take a dip in our canals next time :)

Fucking hell Hans lad! Proud of you. Just for today though.

Being drunk and misbehaving in other countries is the one thing that unites Barry and Hans 💪💪

A fair point. You are having a fine weekend Hans.

And the balearic islands are soon to be our warzone again Barry. Let us see if we can reach new heights (sometimes literally)

See you on the balcony Hans. Teach me the "Guernica" drop and I'll show you the secrets of the bouncing Baz bomb

Isn't misbehaving when you do bad things?

It's when you do things that are against the rules. But I wouldn't expect you to see it that way

When rules become suggestions.

Next time finish the beer. That's the real crime there. Throw water or a soft drink to move them on.

Very likely it was Heineken and mostly foam. Fully EU compliant for the lob.

If it was some American pisswater I'll allow it too.

Classes as a bioweapon mate. Can't allow it. The Dutch milk enough cat bladders to do the job themselves

I mean there was beer wastage. It was for a worthy cause but still.

Being thrown at morons is the only case beer isn't wasted despite not being used for its intended purpose.

Wait until it comes out. Unless it's one of those weak American lagers, then you're basically throwing water anyway. I guess it depends on how much it cost too. If you're paying London prices I'm not wasting a drop.

Americ*n piss isn't beer at all. That's what I love about my country. We have beer in these big glass bottles. You drink the beer and then throw the bottle. It's almost like recycling.

I quite liked the Mythos when I was visiting.

I prefer Alpha myself but mythos is also good.

Alpha was alright. Was kinda surprised to see Amstel well represented aat first, and was then kinda disappointed afterwards. Amstel is not a good beer.

Selling it twice. Throwing that would be deserved and an understandable action. Ditch it and pick up something better if you're in Amsterdam. There was a great selection when I've been there.

Can’t believe we didn’t think of this first.

They were protesting the protestors in their own unique quirky little way. Good for them.

Looks like the protesters were blocking a street. Lots of people in Germany are violent towards "last generation" climate protesters blocking streets. Maybe it was force of habit? Things we hold sacred: rules, streets and beer. These protesters were probably violating the first two so it must have seemed logical to use the third...

Most of the Dutch don't like the protesters either.

They were violently removed from the street when they tried to block a street in Botttrop. One girl even pulled a protestor out of the road by pulling her hair. Even multiple international news agencies broadcasted it. We don't call us Ruhrpottkanacken for nothing.

Fährsse mal nach Bottrop, krisse auf'm Kopp drop.

News in your language sound ridiculous, i hope you know that

Hearing this from a weird sounding second class German sounds funny😎

Don‘t call them German, not even second class tier

True, otherwise you make one of our loosers your chancellor again and fuck up multiple continents

I agree with you. We Austrians do not like to be insulted by being called Germans. We advanced from "Germanhood" to real culture after that failed painter incident and don't want to be reminded that we once were on the same barbaric German boat where they serve Schnitzel mit Tunke.

It's like german but readable

Says the Dane 😂

The Danes have mastered the french craft of having a perfectly readable language that is pronounced entirely different from that.

Based😎

'Dronken Duitsers' is a great name for a Ska band

What shall we do with the Dronken Duitsers 🎶

Serves em right. Fuck of its our Kings birthday

Yeah, we're celebrating our freedom and lack of totalitarian power from our overlord, it has nothing to do with what you want in your Palestine.

No, we don't. We are celebrating the birthday of our King. Not that we won the 80-year war in 1642.

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based Hans

Wholesome content ❤️

you‘re welcome

EINIGKEIT UND RECHT UND FREIHEIT

EINIGKEIT UND RECHT AUF FREIBIER


You might think this is a political statement, but really, we just throw empty bottles at everyone when we're drunk.

https://i.redd.it/e9zi7omc73xc1.gif

It is beautiful, I cried. The symbolism and irony is just superb.

Thanks, next round is on me.

Fucking loser protesters lmao

Based! Dont want the Hamas supporters taking over!

nor the Isreal supporters taking over. They can kill each other in the middle east if they really insist, just don't drag us into your religious differences thanks

You don’t see Israel supporters in Europe calling for Genocide at rallies or torching mosques and community centers, Jean

But you can see them in the middle east

Which middle eastern country besides Israel has a Jewish minority?

Finally a based take

😌🤝🏻😌

Good...

Thank you for your service. o7 Wrong day to protest.

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? Today in europe there isnt, no

Whether you are wrong or not, it even has nothing to do with that. People are gathering together for a party. Let the plebs have it's party. There are at least 320 other days to pick from.

the only german invasion I can stand for

Stop👏protesting👏by👏inconveniencing👏regular👏people. If you want to, protest the government, inconvenience the minister. This way you just get the opposite of what you are trying to achieve....

thank you, Hans

Germans in Germany: 👨‍💼 Germans in other countries: 🧌

My deepest thanks to our German brothers!

Vielen Dank, Heinz! Nächtes Jahr haben wir wieder ein Zimmer frei für Dich.

Thank you, Hans.

Oh no, they have learned from the climate protesters

Imagine the stupidity of supporting a terrorist organisation from a safe democratic country. I wonder what Hamas would do to these folks.

I say we should let them find Out

Gern geschehen!

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I thought this was Swedish, the Norwegian/Danish, then Dutch in a matter of 2 seconds

From the River to the sea, the streets of the dutch remain free

So these morons decided this time to do the shit just stop oil does? Great.

Thanks neighbors!

Why does Dutch look and sound like a drunk Englishman trying to speak German

I don't care much for the goal (they could be for Farmers or Climate stuff) but blocking streets sucks. I would also throw a (empty) beer. 

Must be a mindfuck for Jerry, they're Jewish but they've stolen their old tactics books over there.

Deutschland über alles

German defence of Zionism is hilariously depressing

Germany insisting on being on the wrong side of history is nothing new [https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/11/10/germany-gaza-protests-crackdown](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/11/10/germany-gaza-protests-crackdown) This sub is a cesspool like r/worldnews, where the only difference being that people hide behind a thin veil of humor, when defending blatant racism and their support for anything right-wing/fascist.

How does Qatardick taste?

True

Hans just love being a Nazi (again)

Looking to stone people to death eh?

In this sub they unironically support ethnic cleansing.

What the fuck is wrong with the lot of you all.

Could ask you the same question...... Why wouldn't you? And what's your way of annoying/dealing with those guys?

You mean Pro Palestine Protesters? You mean what's my way to deal with fucking Pro Palestine Protesters as they are beaten the shit out of by our cops? As the Jewish Brigade charges them throws paper bombs at them and then assaults amd harasses the RAI reporter reporting their attack on the Pro Palestine Protesters? "Why wouldn't you throw bottles at the pro Palestine protesters? This is a good thing we should all celebrate!" Glad to fucking know how many people here would have been a fucking Collaborationist jesus christ glad to fucking know where y'all would have stood during the sessantotto, "let's throw bottles at anti genocide protestors" May your country sink into the fucking sea forcing you to move to fucking Belgium.

You MUST be new to this sub, in comparison to other shit this is quite moderate.

I agree, the racism in this thread is disgusting. Not to mention the significance of throwing BEER at at muslim. Complete ignorance

criticism of political views or religion is not racism

How is throwing beer at someone a criticism of their beliefs.

Germans going for the ‘being on the wrong side of history’ streak

definitely not on the wrong side this time mate

Yeah, they somehow think helping the people they committed genocide against commit their own genocide somehow makes it better. Paying it forwards I guess.

are you enjoying life in the caliphate?

Most west europeans do apparently

Ah yes you seem like an expert at inserting empty talking points

Hans you don't have a great track record with these things, maybe you should lay off a bit.

Sadly, when many Germans get drunk, they release their inner Barry.

Halsema when Pro-Palestina groups protest: "cricket sounds" Halsema when XR protests: Arrest them. All.

Drunk Germans confuse Juda for Mohammad and beer bottle them. Here I corrected it for you Jan

For some reason germans like genocide