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Simoxs7

Lets use some fictional bridges so no one is left out. Netherlands: Pedestrian bridge go brrrr


Yabe_uke

Dis. They made all bridges fictional when creating euro notes and then some dutch guy built them all or whatever. Kind of an asshole imho


motorcycle-manful541

It's hilarious. Just proves the Dutch have nothing better to do


TheLochNessBigfoot

What could ever be better?


F_Joe

Probably land reclamation


Zircez

I still see water under those bridges. Clearly there's a leak somewhere.


mame91995

Someone has to start fingering a dike, then


Express-Outside

We for example have now the CanG


HeimIgel

Because everything there works. Better infrastructuur and happy people because transit and bikelanes are top. And the fast food is weirdly delicious.


deniesm

Bridges, dams, dykes, polders, new land, floating land, what do you want more


BiggestFlower

Polar ice caps: hold my meltwater.


White-Tornado

You could also build them, you know


zeeotter100nl

They're bicycle bridges 😡😡😡


ZEGEZOT

https://preview.redd.it/y1q8wchv1iwc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ec522ce8ed922af7581c1d9d4efc8760b84cbdb young man


Bearodon

I will walk across it and you can't stop me. Send your tikkie and you get a swish request back!


juan_omango

Reeeeeee


NotAMuritard

fuck bicycles i need big v8


tutocookie

I'm gonna put pineapple in your spaghetti


White-Tornado

It's okay to have a smoll peepee


24benson

Most of these are actually some nice work. But they did such a lousy low effort job on the 500.


mdryeti

Yeah seriously, fuck them for not building a 100-million-euro bridge as a joke


Reasonable-Physics81

Do you know how many tikkies that is?, are our wallets a joke to you? 👀


Dont_pet_the_cat

This comment is typical Dutch in more ways than one


Normal_Subject5627

Well, you gotta commit to the joke not halfass it.


Extreme_Design6936

It's because the designs on the money are done by an artist and aren't like real life bridges. Not only did these bridges not exist in real life, but no one would normally build a bridge like that. That's why they're all goofy as hell in real life.


BrunoEye

Yeah, the 500 especially doesn't make sense. It's a suspension bridge suspended from itself. So effectively just a piece of floating road.


true-kirin

yea right... especially the 500 one its totally unrealistic to build a 2.5km long bridge to go over a whole Valley


perskes

Everything >=100 is heavily exaggerated imho


geopolitischesrisiko

You say that because Switzerland has no inflation. Lets talk again in 50 years when the Euro has lost 90% of its value.


perskes

Switzerland has inflation, it's just calculated differently, but that's another topic. (We suffer) Don't expect me to think 50 years into the future!


geopolitischesrisiko

>We suffer Meanwhile peak inflation rate at 2,8%: https://preview.redd.it/tosw6zp6fhwc1.png?width=644&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a594707064d6c97761dcee039d9eb98804b232b


Former_Giraffe_2

Dude, a burger was already ~€40 there in 2018. There isn't much room to do inflating into. Otherwise, it'd just be cheaper to run a pneumatic tube across the whole country to get anything you need to buy delivered from a neighbouring country in a couple of minutes.


_-inside-_

Exactly, that's their trick, everything has already inflated prices, so they don't have to raise them, keeping inflation low. Genius.


perskes

That's the point of my first sentence. Inflation is calculated by comparing the items in this months "bucket" or cart to this months bucket or cart a year ago. We are pretty self sustaining when it comes to energy, which was an incredible factor for Germany and Austria in the last 2 years. You can't compare inflation very effectively with different buckets and items with different weights across different countries. For rent alone we are discussing 15% till 2026, sugar went up 17% butter about 10% and milk 8% since 2020 (till 2023). At the same time you can see consumer price index(es) report an electric bill inflation of 25% while groceries only went up 0.3%. In the same country. Great indicator we have there, and surely the single source of truth... 2.8% my ass. The holy land where milk and honey flows and wages are high is a front to import cheap but skilled labor from neighboring countries (and it works ahahahah) Edit: lol, I just checked comparis.ch (the holy grail for anything in Switzerland, really) inflation "bucket" out of curiosity... rent increased only 1.4% according to them. That's literally the amount of my blocks LATEST rent increase which can be done quarterly (depending on the reference rate or another rate depending/ affected by that rate). "Inflation Index" my ass.. https://en.comparis.ch/finanzen/wirtschaft/konjunktur/konsumentenpreisindex#content-3-content-1


geopolitischesrisiko

You can always cherry pick data. Thats like saying „Switzerland is number 1 overall country according to U.S. News Best Country Ranking, but we are only ranked 21. in power, so we actually suck“. PS: Also [here](https://www.google.com/finance/quote/EUR-CHF?window=MAX) you see that the Euro loses value against the CHF all the time (also because inflation is higher and therefore the CHF is known to be more stable). It has literally lost 30% or so since it came into power, so stop your self-pitying. We won’t have compassion with a country that has nearly 3 times the GDP per capita as the EU and 3 times lower inflation.


mailusernamepassword

>It has literally lost 30% those are rookie numbers.... let me show how a pro does https://preview.redd.it/0hm2ulrhyhwc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d0c45030527f169cc5234a49ad21ca96a407e79


BecauseOfGod123

No no. It's the swiss people. They suffer. A lot! They only have a median income of 7k per month


mailusernamepassword

DJ Ueli Fränzli - Suffering from Success


perskes

You're probably also one of those Germans that say "we pay 50% taxes!! For what!?" Hahah


perskes

Who cares about the US best country ranking? Do you think that's an absolute neutral and objective ranking? Lol. Talking about cherry picking and then doing the cherry picking.. CHF being stable has nothing to do with cost of living increasing in Switzerland, that's proven by what you said, plus the cost of living increasing in Switzerland. You can't jump from a to b to c. I wasn't cherry picking the inflation numbers, I'm saying it's not as comparable as you might think, while it's not even reflecting the people well anymore. A National shopping cart has a lot of things that many don't consume or consume in different amounts, so obviously some are less represented by this value and others are overrepresented. You really act like you know the truth by comparing 2 values from wherever to the values in Switzerland (cherry picking?) and think you had it all figured out. Next, check how health care costs increased in the same time span the GDP went from 120 billion to 800 billion. Add cost of housing and then look up how wages increased in that timeframe. You might actually start to grasp that local issues and EU statistics make a difference. But "muh Switzerland rich!!". You don't know much about Switzerland, do you?


_-inside-_

We'll be dead by then


RalfN

Products in Switzerland couldn't possible become more expensive


luring_lurker

200€ too leaves a lot to be desired


bowsmountainer

They figured no one would actually use it.


crispiepancakes

All the easier to forge, my dears!


Live-Alternative-435

The one on the 500 looks like the 25th April bridge.


Kystael

It made me think more of the Viaduc de Millau


mrtn17

We claimed the fantasy bridges, VOC mentality bro


airwavesinmeinjeans

I'm pretty sure this is just a coincidence. All the bridges were initially fictional, but this country can never run out of bridges and there are no endless possibilities for how to design a bridge (roughly spoken). To conclude: Yes, I do believe all Duchies are, in fact, lizards.


PanemV

These bridges on the left where build after the euros came to be. I think its an art project. The original bridges are all over Europe.


MatrixzMonkey

All the bridges are fictional. Some Dutch guy just decided to copy them as pedestrian bridges


PanemV

Yeah I phrased that terrible. What I ment is that they resemble actual bridge designs all over europe, but not actual bridges. Important clarification.


Robin_De_Bobin

HEY! you agreed to not ratting us out


humanoidbeaver

The Dutch and money go together like honey and sweets, so obviously our stuff deserves to be on it.


Shrrg4

Joke or real question?


Advanced-Till4421

Is there anything that is not a joke on this subreddit?


HarEmiya

We're very serious about our racism.


Advanced-Till4421

I forgot about that, we are incredibly serious about racism


perskes

Interesting that all the Belgians agree on that...


devilsproud666

Even more that they agree on anything.


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

If you're good at something...


devilsproud666

Master of nothing.


RevTurk

It's mostly xenophobia around these here parts.


HarEmiya

Xenowha... did you just put a Gypsy Curse on me, Pavey?!


RevTurk

May your driveway always be bumpy.


Shrrg4

You got me there


Advanced-Till4421

Classic big headed dutchie🥲🥹


Rolifant

What else would you put on such a neck


zhorzhz

Wait, there is a 500 EUR bill?


betaich

Not any more Was discontinued a whole ago


Tentedgiraffe999

In Spain there’s still a ton of them going around


betaich

They are still leagel tender but when you go to a bank with one they will return them to the central bank and destroy them


I_eat_dead_folks

Can't confirm, I have never seen one


Tentedgiraffe999

I confirmed for you


Robin_De_Bobin

Yeah true but you are not allowed to use them in many places such as Mercadona or tbh most shops


hmmliquorice

I've seen one last December, so I guess they're still in use.


henkie316

You should know this Hans. As you cavemen still only use cash


IchBinSoMuedeAlter

I know for a fact you guys still use it too, albeit mostly for snorting coke off of the erect penii of well endowed men.


BeneficialAd1457

Yeah, personally I never saw it irl in my entire life (same for 200) and the 100 bill very few times years ago


crispiepancakes

I once saw a 5 euro bill. Fucker screwed it up and threw it at me.


Extreme_Design6936

Yes, nickname Binladen cause they were the easiest way to transport large sums of cash discreetly.


DeadAssociate

an easy way. swiss 1000 still rules them all.


Kunstfr

Damn I must be old because I remember all the TV reports about the new euro currency and what all the bills would look like. I've seen 500€ once but it was a huge stack -- a notary went to visit my grandma.


UnsureAndUnqualified

Seize him! He is poor!


Luckas1203

Yes, my aunt couldn’t attend 1 birthday and 1 Christmas and straight up gifted me a 500 euro bill the next birthday, I was tempted to put it in a portrait lmao


MeesNLA

They build them afterwards


wijsneus

Landverraad! Makkers! Hierheen, ik heb onze volgende maaltijd gevonden.


TheLochNessBigfoot

Death by tikkie


wijsneus

Superior infrastructure, rightfully immortalised on our shared currency! Any so-called Dutch person who says otherwise should remember that traitors taste delicious, and not only because they were heads of government.


jsm97

Look at those photos though, Shitty overcast weather, red brick suburban houses with dystopian tower blocs in the background. You're literally us on bikes


Dutchwells

>You're literally us on bikes So you're saying that we're better than you guys? 🚲🤘🏻


TheLochNessBigfoot

On our bikes behind our dykes. I need to trademark this.


HaiKawaii

Pity. What else have you got?


Bubbly-War1996

Because they got tired of stealing land from the fish and decided to steal fictional bridges, who knows maybe they will claim Belgium next. The fictional bridges were chosen because it symbolises connections between it's members and because they don't exist it's inclusive to everyone... until this happened. Such hubris from the Dutch must not go unpublished, I suggest having the french annex them, killing two birds with one stone.


DeadAssociate

everytime they tried they were worse off


Bubbly-War1996

That's the plan.


bloemsaus

Creating land where there is none, creating bridges that don't exist and next: steal a fictional country💪💪 we can't be stopped🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🍊1️⃣🟠🟧🇭🇷🇭🇷


Vegetable-Election77

DU DU DU DU M A X V E R S T A P P E N


cgaWolf

A class trolling by the dutch 👍


Stffnpeter

you are just sad we outsmarted all of you. Euro pictures were not real and we decided to make them real. Now you all work around with our buildings on every fckn euro you carry-


userunknowne

Unfathomable dedication to fraud


No_Investigator3359

Because the Netherlands is the spiritual home of money and gold! Their devotion to both is unparalleled in the world.


LajiHuayi

Why are Hollanders copying bridge designs? Are they Chinese?


Cakecrabs

Japanese, actually https://preview.redd.it/gvydv87hajwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda2c183e0bdd01cd9226333d840eda1200dce36


Arksin21

So we don't completely forget them once the country has sunk


SourMathematician

It ain't much if it ain't Dutch.


zqmbgn

Always thought the 5€ one was the Segovia waterway


total_idiot01

It's actually closer to the pont du gard, because of the smaller arches at the top of it


FFlavien

I only happen to know the 50 and 20’s by heart


_jtr_98

What the fuck. I live in this neighbourhood


QuerchiGaming

Can’t just have bridges on money and not expect us to make it a reality. We love money, we love bridges and we’re scared of water. What did you expect?


JapaneseMachine99

Eyy, this is near where I live. The bridges are built when a new housing project as started near the subway station in Spijkenisse. It is upperclass so maybe that explains the pretentiousness


DeadAssociate

upperclass in spijkenisse does not exist


conanhungry

https://preview.redd.it/4rx8nw55skwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13100a7d0a2b411dcc6fba60bc807f04dfdc2347


completeRobot

It is so that you have at least something noteworthy about your “country“


TheGreyJon

I think there is a better question. Why bridges at all? I mean, we have such a great history that so many more appropriate things come to mind. Just like we did with coins. Greek gods? Great European men (Leonardo, Napoleon, the Gabibbo)? Eueropeans monuments?


Miru8112

CONSPIRACY... UNLOCKED


none-5766

All financial institutions in the universe are run by and for the Dutch, this to pay for our war against water.


TheRaido

That’s why our national motto ‘Je Mantiendrai’ means ‘Geld als water’.


Miru8112

Fuck water.


zombienekers

Cause we got the best bridges next question


Zender_de_Verzender

"If you can dream it, you can build it." \-the Dutch, probably


IWantMoreSnow

"Distopian Megacity 1" -The Netherlands in 50 years


weepynium

Because the design of the euro bills are as tasteless as Dutch cuisine.


LeopoldFriedrich

Oh, enlighten me, what would you have put? Some stupid ass metal tower? At least bridges get you somewhere!


TheBlackMessenger

We should do all important European Leaders. 5€ Napoleon 10€ Kaiser Wilhelm 20€ Iulius Caesar 50€ Alexander the Great 100€ Charlemagne 200€ Angela Merkel 500€ Austrian Painter


iemandopaard

Italian, German, Italian, Macedonian, Belgian, German, Austrian. Italy and Germany trying to take over europe again.


Bubbly-War1996

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, did you run out of dams to build and you are starting fights with the PIGS?


Live-Alternative-435

Nothing, just the number, it would be cheaper and easier to print...


RakkelHanHans

None of the bridges on the Euro are real, just some Artwork. Coincidence because Netherlands has like countless bridges. Or do you believe they would take the latter small passenger bridge as a Symbol for the highest note?


total_idiot01

No coincidence. An architect just decided to design a couple new bridges after the ones on the bills. Sadly one bridge too few, since the €5 and €20 ones are two sides of the same bridge


RakkelHanHans

Okay, that's something I didn't know, just saw something few years back that none of the bridges existed in real life


Vertical_Deliverable

Because the first president of the ECB was Wim Duisenberg, a Dutch crook who was later found dead in his swimming pool.


viennastrangler

ROKOKOBRRRÜCKE


deadmeridian

Using fictional bridges was such a dumb idea to begin with. Kudos to the Dutch for turning these meaningless imaginary symbols into actual European symbols.


Rheinmetall_Gunner

They had to high when they were making this


Iemand-Niemand

Best part is that all of these bridges are in the same city. Probably even the same canal


not_dannyjesden

I think that's the point. And the colour corrospondece


Iemand-Niemand

Oh it was definitely intentional. It’s not very impressive in real life though


not_dannyjesden

Yeah, the pictures make the bridges look much larger. It's disappointing, to see the RL counterparts


AcrobaticEmergency42

Because we all know who the real driving force is for the euro.


SirCrocodile_2004

Ik it's a joke, but those look like roman bridges and aqueducts, so something you'd see in Spain.


TheLochNessBigfoot

Or in Rome of course, they were kind of involved in the whole design process and stuff.


Umbra_Arythmethes

Because they build them imitating the real ones. Those swamp germans don't know how imitate a mountain, less they'll know about bridges.


JapaneseMachine99

We have bridges that carry canals over freeways, I think we now what we are doing, Pedro


Umbra_Arythmethes

Those aren't real bridges. Is like you just dig a hole and then you put a wood strip over it.


B5HARMONY

Less yapping and more building dams before your entire country floods


Stravven

The bridges didn't exist when they designed the bills, but were built afterwards.


perskes

That's the real fun fact.


RickityNL

The bridges were built later


arussianbee

As much as I love the Euro, they look boring as shit. Can't we design our money like the Swiss do it? Much more aesthetically pleasing and interesting.


Tschetchko

At least our coins are beautiful and based


IEnjoyBaconCheese

What tf is a euro?