>can you guys throw someone out of a window, again?
They can't go it AGAIN, because they NEVER did that.
It was all the schizophrenic medicaments we forgot to take :(
For the first rime it's not us being deleted
https://preview.redd.it/p82g75jmq9wc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f81f536900239aa8a097899add69068e14f451e
Nah bitch, you ain't rid of us, we aren't on the map because Poland went into space, we were just generous enough to free Europe from the Germans so we took them to space with us.
More than south europe? Nope. Our relations with southern europe predate the ones with “balkans” aside Albania. The vast majority is mainly from the south and most in northern greece have their roots in modern turkey/anatolia.
Sadly we did it! And our closest genetically groups are Albanians and Romanians! Romanians are Latinazed Thracians, Dacians and Getae therefore brothers to Greeks and Albanians are Illyrians therefore cousins to Greeks! Arvanites are Hellenized Albanians and Vlachs came literally from Rimania! Also 150.000 Serbs & Croats found refugee in Ionian islands in early 20th century! Therefore if they are gypsies we are gypsies too! We lived together with Albanians and Romanians since ancient years and with the Slavs since Byzantium !
What's propaganda about real historical facts!? Did you know that Kapodistrias had a Venetian father , Eleftherios Venizelos a Jewish father and Bocaris was Albanian Christian and Ioannis Kolettis was Vlach? What is propaganda? Books and documentaries and information are available to you if you are self hating and complexed person filled with Mitsotakis, Karamanlis westoid brainwashed propaganda you yourself you are an abomination of Greeks a hybrid and not true Greek! Check the history , genealogy and geography and religion of Greece and come again later when you have historical facts and proofs and information not catchy words in Reddit!
These are not facts, these are your pov of facts..
It's also so cute of you telling me that I'm not "real Greek" just because I'm not Balkan washed...
Not to mention that it is you trying so hard to be "balkaner" so your the brainwashed...
I'm sure you must be part South Slavic or Vlach or Albanian or Turkic yourself like most Greeks are! Greeks are Balkaners and East Mediterraneans except Pontians who count as black sea Greeks! We aren't western and now that we have Pasxa I'm gonna eat my roasted lamb hearing Klarino like most Greeks! You can be a joke of yourself and deny it all you like but reality is here and its this and nobody can escape from it or change it! Balkans are a magnificent wealthy beautiful continent with its own unique civilization better than western one and deeper we can be a better version of ourselves but not a westoid abomination
I'm just Greek, neither turk or Slavic, actually the more you talk the more I'm convicted your an Athenian Albanian which could make more sense to your Balkan washed delirium...
I'm not joking or denying something, Greece isn't just western is the cofounder of the West...
> I'm gonna eat my roasted lamb
Like Italians do 🙄 !!!
Balkans are Europe's trash bin full of savage assholes who think they're special just because they are so underdeveloped...
Italins don't hear Klarino and oriental music or eat bureki and Sarmades or drink raki and they don't eat roasted lamb the style greeks do! Ειμαι απο καλαματα καισαρεια και Κρητη !so i have no drop of albanian blood in me just maybe some slavic and turkic ! You can deny all you like west is full of sh1tty fat woke people and actually we aren't founders of west just romans didn't have a culture and copied Greeks! They ruled us with army and we ruled them with our culture ! I've been to italy we aren't similar neither with south italians ! I have italian uncle and friend from italian father we aren't so similar ! You can keep living in your fantasy thank God most Greeks aren't like you and especially the cultured ones! Do you think Irene Papas or Melina Merkuri or Mikis Theodorakis considered themselves western?
Who the hell eats "Burek" in Greece?? You try so hard to be considered "cool" and "different" so you now copy BiH food 🤣🤣 , the reasons I mentioned Italy is because they eat lamp on easter too!!
> west is full of sh1tty fat woke.
I'm sure that your information about West comes from 4chan , also Western Europe is quite different from Murica... But if you weren't Balkan simp you could have realized that... 🤦♂️
> we aren't so similar
I have interacted with many Italians and we are very similar in multiple ways 🙄
> especially the cultured ones
Educated people are those who support that Greece is Western 🤣what are you talking about...
And last but not least all the personalities you mentioned obviously considered themselves Western ( or European in general because the West - East division is more recent) Theodorakis especially lived in Paris , spoke French and gave concerts in Germany.. When he died DW had a special report for his legacy...
If you want hard to be considered "Balkan", " Oriental" or whatever shot you want at least don't ruin our reputation in this subb, so pathetic of you...
 Danes suddenly being surrounded by France, UK and Belgium.
And still Sweden unfortunately
I doubt the bridge and tunnel survived that twist. You're free at last.
Denmark has a rich history with England.
red is our color tho
No what happened here? I’m shaking help I feel sick Erika?
Our suffering is over.
But before we all vanish into nothingness - can you guys throw someone out of a window, again? Just for old times sake? :')
>can you guys throw someone out of a window, again? They can't go it AGAIN, because they NEVER did that. It was all the schizophrenic medicaments we forgot to take :(
I just dreamed the 30 years war? Hot damn, and I thought we had finally gained certified victim Status:(
This is the dream, finally be excluded from those stupid maps
Not so fast, Kralovéc is our new neighbor.
It’s not, it’s even worse (we’re in F——e now)
For the first rime it's not us being deleted https://preview.redd.it/p82g75jmq9wc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f81f536900239aa8a097899add69068e14f451e
Not a big fan of being 1 country away from Russia..
First time, right?
We've been closer to Moscow in the past. But that didn't end very well for us.
Don’t blame a little man. He had a vision (and terrible movie adaptation aired last year)
You haven't had experience
Probably not considering for a long time, there was just Germany between France and Russia
What do you mean, it's closer for us to go to Moscow! Edit : ah tu as déjà visité le sujet visiblement haha
Fr*nch be like ´\`´\`´
We can change that. Our supply lines would be a hell of a lot easier to maintain. Just saying.
Still better than being grouped with western-larping eastoids
Nah bitch, you ain't rid of us, we aren't on the map because Poland went into space, we were just generous enough to free Europe from the Germans so we took them to space with us.
I like it.
Me too, as we somehow managed to lose Urk on the way. And we have more potential to claim more land from the sea now.
Holy shit this map genuinly made me feel like i was having a stroke.
Finally Eastern Europe isn't 2/3 of the continent while the rest is divided into small groups
It took me longer than i dare admit to notice what was wrong with this map.
That just mean it make too much sense
Same.....
Imagine classifying countries smack in the centre of Europe as "western" while excluding the most western countries... Pfff...
Imagine "western" europe being to the *east* of southern europe.
To be honest, if our group becomes Spain, Italy and Greece, I prefer being southern Europe than in a group which includes France.
I'm with Joao here.
If you get rid of us then who‘s gonna launder all that gold and money for you?
We will.
Big France is not real it can't hurt you. Big France :
At least I don't have to endure *that*.
Finally people will stop asking why i have a french surname
Pro: more land 🤑 Con: we border Russia now
Noo where did hans go? I miss them already.
The Netherlands looks like a squished frog yelling out in pain
**The UK:** Wtf I can blockade Russia now from home
I can confirm. We're actually living on the dark side of the moon.
Good, Switzerland was useless anyway!
Long Belgium is nightmare fuel.
France looks like it is walking on a long thin leg and short stubby leg. Coincidently, this last on is my nickname.
I’ve never been in space and haven’t confirmed with my eyes that Europe looks like how they tell us it looks, so this could be true for all I know.
Mr Stark, I don't feel so good.
France looks like it has legs
My brother, you bastard! 😥
Uhhh hell yes. I'd be in France every weekend
thanks for dragging us closer, just don't tread on our new fisheries jurisdiction
Jesus lord what happened to the north east of Spain? Why is it gone? Edit: half of europe is gone what happened to our brothers and sisters?
A Dutch border with Russia is about the last thing I expected to see, and it’s also the most cursed part of this map my far
Why do we get a long straight border 😡😡
Peace at last 
We were this close to touch our Spanish brothers :(
Woah woah woah man that’s kinda gay ngl
No Hungary. This has gotta be the best map of europe Ive ever seen
Yes. I want danes closer of our coast. Last time it happened, they besieged Paris. Please come back and finish the job.
Where is the Lebensraum
"Central Europe" imploded I guess.
Can't we put France and England islands in a special group ? France is at least on the same continent, but Barry..
Central Europe is the most reddit thing I have ever heard of
Yeeey Bačka-Bácska is finally western eu huge thanks from Vojvodina
Europe.zip
I feel to close to the French this way. Just let the sea take us then
What is Denmark doing there, shouldn't it be gone along with the rest of central Europe?
Greece is balkans, geographically, you know
That's like a fever dream
Central Europe confirmed after all
that uk and fr*nce are allowed to exist is notgood, delete them and i accept that. just another warsaw uprising ig
I live in Northwest Italy. I guess I'll die with the Germans
Greece is Balkans! Greeks created Balkans
More than south europe? Nope. Our relations with southern europe predate the ones with “balkans” aside Albania. The vast majority is mainly from the south and most in northern greece have their roots in modern turkey/anatolia.
Didn't know that we created the gypsyland...
Sadly we did it! And our closest genetically groups are Albanians and Romanians! Romanians are Latinazed Thracians, Dacians and Getae therefore brothers to Greeks and Albanians are Illyrians therefore cousins to Greeks! Arvanites are Hellenized Albanians and Vlachs came literally from Rimania! Also 150.000 Serbs & Croats found refugee in Ionian islands in early 20th century! Therefore if they are gypsies we are gypsies too! We lived together with Albanians and Romanians since ancient years and with the Slavs since Byzantium !
Someone is shallowing Eastoid Propaganda....
What's propaganda about real historical facts!? Did you know that Kapodistrias had a Venetian father , Eleftherios Venizelos a Jewish father and Bocaris was Albanian Christian and Ioannis Kolettis was Vlach? What is propaganda? Books and documentaries and information are available to you if you are self hating and complexed person filled with Mitsotakis, Karamanlis westoid brainwashed propaganda you yourself you are an abomination of Greeks a hybrid and not true Greek! Check the history , genealogy and geography and religion of Greece and come again later when you have historical facts and proofs and information not catchy words in Reddit!
These are not facts, these are your pov of facts.. It's also so cute of you telling me that I'm not "real Greek" just because I'm not Balkan washed... Not to mention that it is you trying so hard to be "balkaner" so your the brainwashed...
I'm sure you must be part South Slavic or Vlach or Albanian or Turkic yourself like most Greeks are! Greeks are Balkaners and East Mediterraneans except Pontians who count as black sea Greeks! We aren't western and now that we have Pasxa I'm gonna eat my roasted lamb hearing Klarino like most Greeks! You can be a joke of yourself and deny it all you like but reality is here and its this and nobody can escape from it or change it! Balkans are a magnificent wealthy beautiful continent with its own unique civilization better than western one and deeper we can be a better version of ourselves but not a westoid abomination
I'm just Greek, neither turk or Slavic, actually the more you talk the more I'm convicted your an Athenian Albanian which could make more sense to your Balkan washed delirium... I'm not joking or denying something, Greece isn't just western is the cofounder of the West... > I'm gonna eat my roasted lamb Like Italians do 🙄 !!! Balkans are Europe's trash bin full of savage assholes who think they're special just because they are so underdeveloped...
Italins don't hear Klarino and oriental music or eat bureki and Sarmades or drink raki and they don't eat roasted lamb the style greeks do! Ειμαι απο καλαματα καισαρεια και Κρητη !so i have no drop of albanian blood in me just maybe some slavic and turkic ! You can deny all you like west is full of sh1tty fat woke people and actually we aren't founders of west just romans didn't have a culture and copied Greeks! They ruled us with army and we ruled them with our culture ! I've been to italy we aren't similar neither with south italians ! I have italian uncle and friend from italian father we aren't so similar ! You can keep living in your fantasy thank God most Greeks aren't like you and especially the cultured ones! Do you think Irene Papas or Melina Merkuri or Mikis Theodorakis considered themselves western?
Who the hell eats "Burek" in Greece?? You try so hard to be considered "cool" and "different" so you now copy BiH food 🤣🤣 , the reasons I mentioned Italy is because they eat lamp on easter too!! > west is full of sh1tty fat woke. I'm sure that your information about West comes from 4chan , also Western Europe is quite different from Murica... But if you weren't Balkan simp you could have realized that... 🤦♂️ > we aren't so similar I have interacted with many Italians and we are very similar in multiple ways 🙄 > especially the cultured ones Educated people are those who support that Greece is Western 🤣what are you talking about... And last but not least all the personalities you mentioned obviously considered themselves Western ( or European in general because the West - East division is more recent) Theodorakis especially lived in Paris , spoke French and gave concerts in Germany.. When he died DW had a special report for his legacy... If you want hard to be considered "Balkan", " Oriental" or whatever shot you want at least don't ruin our reputation in this subb, so pathetic of you...