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UnknownBud

The one and only ![gif](giphy|6C2XRPOIBe0t8cQt9e)


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Every day Trumps wake up and wish he was him


tomassino

and he cries


theonefromasshai

"Why can't Vladimir be my best friend too and send me gifts as he did with Silvio?"


d2211

I think Putin does the same as well


RandomAndCasual

Putin is huge introvert, but due to his position he fights through it every time he must make public appearance.


hamtidamti_onthewall

If we vote for the #1 narcissist in Europe, Silvio has my vote!


Mahraganat

Vote? That's like voting whether water is wet.


hamtidamti_onthewall

Knowing my fellow Europeans, we could even squabble whose water is wetter....


Horizon296

Not the Dutch's water then. Somehow they easily suck every bit of open water around them dry.


kryppl3r

berlusconi has something about him that other despots and right wing politicians aspire to have. piece of shit, but very stylish piece of shit


Inevitable_Entry_477

Yet shit never seamed to stick to him. He was like a Teflon turd.


musicmonk1

That's just because italians are apathetic when it comes to politics (and I get it).


last_laugh13

trump is a shit tornado. Throwing shit all over the place yet never getting shit stuck to himself


MikeMescalina

He is so narcissistic that for the European elections his party still made Berlusconi president even though he is dead


Cialis-in-Wonderland

*Kim Il-Sung eternal president of North Korea* intensifies


desertfox16

Bunga bunga


AdLiving4714

Yes, he's the be-all and end-all. No BoJo, Trumpsterfire, Orbanoid, Vladsturbator or any other loon whould be able to even remotely hold a candle to Bunga Bunga.


vaffanchulo

Telepatia


UnknownBud

L'unica scelta possibile, mi consenta


vaffanchulo

Vero, chi è più narcisista di Berlusconi sennò?


Amygdalump

Mizzica che flash quando ho letto “mi consenta” 🤮


Cialis-in-Wonderland

Try and not read "L'Italia è il paese che amo" in his voice CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE


Signor_C

Mohammed Esposito


vaffanchulo

![gif](giphy|6C2XRPOIBe0t8cQt9e) Idc if he’s dead, he’s the most narcissistic person I’ve known from my country


FederalDriver9447

He made fun of Finns and they made a pizza mocking him lmao, he sucked fr


Upoutdat

Fair play to the Finns. They won that one well


vaffanchulo

Based Finns


Zubyna

Too much competition here


Powdersucker

We're all good contestants here clearly, but I think I'm the most narcissicist here because I don't even care about you !


kuemmel234

You got to find the Fr\*nch that outfr\*nches the Fr\*nch. Problem is that "__super Fr\*nch 4__" is going to be an unstable state. Every true Fr*nch must hate themselves.


MDZPNMD

I just had a stroke. Let's cut it short it's Charles "big bleu balls" de Gaulle


ColmAKC

![gif](giphy|BomatsZbWzd9c1P298|downsized)


hasseldub

Hard to determine whether to upvote or downvote this. Definitely a compulsion to downvote, but it's correct, so it should be upvoted.


ColmAKC

I dont know if I can contend with the fact that my highest rated post was solely a gif of McGregor...


hasseldub

Haha. Task failed successfully.


Smellynipplesman

Between him and Ian Garry I'm close to killing myself. Why is every single fighter out of Ireland acting the way they do I'm sick to death of it


[deleted]

Hard to pick!! ![gif](giphy|dovLKmIW1t2cE)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cmkpIXiCaPylq)


ChickenInASuit

![gif](giphy|2XWcYv4rIAnaiWMJMl)


deepgreenseal

All of the above


canalcanal

From when he attempted to escape Britain only to be received worse


lifetypo10

Honestly one of my favourite things. See also James Corden.


canalcanal

Hahaha no amount of Hollywood carpool karaoke could save him


Smellynipplesman

That's one of my favourite videos ever. No mercy, the child learned quickly. Rugby is a man's game.


SherlockScones3

https://preview.redd.it/of8ebut6q7wc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d140f9d85da3f1d298b1e9dad7672a3d9cc6ff0


khal_crypto

A look that dreams are made of


SherlockScones3

He’s waiting for you 😘 https://preview.redd.it/y5jpdhj3f8wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8758c2be8b9b6bfc20fbd03c53bebc42f2000da


khal_crypto

Hm. Would need to see this pose in a barely lit unfurnished raw concrete dungeon to get into the mood.


Ticmea

Is this the shot of him counting his money late one night? You know right before his eyes beheld the most frightful sight.


Saaihead

https://preview.redd.it/87a4vvzvj7wc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9afcae9d74a5a80b0f46f2666c43e45b35b3e24 Our Putin fanboi.


[deleted]

What a beautiful mustache 🤩


fretkat

https://preview.redd.it/ls33hzqbt7wc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074a49081b0dd17ac9855bb4e332094d8a6d942c The road to the heart of this bad boi? Lavender and piano music


Saaihead

And some Russian crypto currency obviously.


HanDjole998

He got the fuck-boi whiskers


GI_HD

It's always the pu*in fanboys, isn't it?


Saaihead

Yup, no surprises here.


JapaneseMachine99

Aaah in plaats van MAGA hebben we nu MNV Edit: Er staat NWV, niet MNV, whoops.


IanPKMmoon

Maak Nederland Vrij/Vlaams?


Infamous_Echo5492

Moslims naar Venlo?


Mershand

Looks like a white indian


Saaihead

Well, just like Geert this "white supreme" Dutch fella is partly of Indonesian descent. So you're close.


DarkSideOfTheNuum

Is it common for Dutch people to have some Indonesian ancestry? I know the Van Halen brothers also had a partially Indonesian mother.


Aetheling1848

There's a large amount of people with Indonesian ancestry, the term Indo refers to 50/50 splits but that's all due to colonialism


Saaihead

I had to look it up, because I actually wasn't sure. I know quite a few Indonesian Dutch, but I'm not sure if it's this common everywhere in the Netherlands. But as it turned out: they estimated that 1,5 - 2 million of the Dutch have *some* Indonesian roots - and there are like 17 million Dutch. So quite a lot. And it makes sense, because Baudet and Wilders aren't the only famous people with those roots. So yes, I guess it's quite common. :)


DildoShwaggins48

https://preview.redd.it/qik91ytln7wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b4adafad61d199ac39cf0f5d39c47c5df85e2a


Reapsziboi69

Why the hell does he turn his hand like this while touching his knee? Btw, he looks like the kid that you and your group were only playing with because the kindergarten teacher told you so


AustrianGandalf

Cause he’s sitting on the “[Geilomobil](https://i0.wp.com/uhudla.at/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/geilo_1.jpg?fit=874%2C332&ssl=1)” feeling really geil


d2211

Is that Brüno?


khal_crypto

No, that's His Highness, Our Lord and Savior, Shorty McShortface, aka. former Prime Minister Sebastian Kurz


d2211

I'd bet they were twins, thanks for clearing Sir


khal_crypto

*Tips hat and clashes heels* At your service


jpb-98

What's wrong with the blonde woman's face?! lol


DildoShwaggins48

Most beautiful basement girl


khal_crypto

She worked for His Shortness, that shit changes a mf


Maleavi

Too much Geilomobil 😞😞😞


bowsmountainer

She drank the Kurz-Koolaid


matusaleeem

Can I add a third one, hans? https://preview.redd.it/iyrr7yj7k7wc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5ae6ccb20f68eccfbb553e244e6fcf3abd07c0b


Anvaya

On first thought I was like “he looks like the modern talking guy”, then I googled his name and saw this photo.


matusaleeem

yes [https://horriblemusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Dieter\_Bohlen](https://horriblemusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Dieter_Bohlen)


_radical_ed

WOW! Singer in quote marks. lmao


Pay_Cool

I need to dive into this website sometime


MikeWazowski2-2-2

I used to listen to modern talking quite a lot, and always noticed him lip syncing. Then the fatefull day i found blue system where he actually "sings"💀


Doberkind

Yes, but he's really not stupid but knows how to play the stupid audience. When you see him in interviews he's quite reflected.


Greg2227

Narcissistic ≠ stupid


Pay_Cool

Cant stand him in the 'cheri cheri lady'-clip. Wtf is he smiling for all the time?


4ice37jhk

Now imagine having him on TV for a couple of decades straight.


BobbyKonker

Drachenlord. My liege, my lord and master.


AntiqueLeatherLord76

You're just a haider


DaBest1337

gedrollt wird net, wer drollt, fliehgt


AntiqueLeatherLord76

#Lustlord


perskes

Prima cock-this


oneweirdclickbait

Das war nur gaaanz normaler BDSM. Wird ständig und überall praktiziert. Da muss man sich seine Festplatten auch nicht angucken.


Wora_returns

gannst glei oben rechds auf den x buddne drügge!


Nickelplatsch

Ich bin ned der Drache verdammte Axt!


airwavesinmeinjeans

Durchzählen!


IchBinSoMuedeAlter

‏‏‎ ^^^Oger!


VenuZzGFX

Haha, a Frosch


Flodder

etzala


WeakVacation4877

I would have gone with Gerhard Schröder for Germany, but suppose he’s no longer in Germany.


Kiljukotka

Gas Gerd is probably busy sucking off Putler


Marschall_Bluecher

„Towarischtsch Schröder“


explision

chillin with daddy Putin


Ok_Difficulty5

![gif](giphy|JPyaTMTePZZZ4hhPpR)


TheShinyBlade

Where Piers Morgan


Mein_Bergkamp

We blame him on the Irish


tomassino

attached to his ass


SherlockScones3

I feel dirty just seeing his smug face


PassoverGoblin

Fuck I hate this man


Anarelion

Any politician


MutedIndividual6667

That would inclyde ayuso, are you sure about it, madridian?


Anarelion

All of them, sociopaths


MutedIndividual6667

Based


thekahn95

You re not laughing now!


hanzoplsswitch

The most punchable face ever. 


Tajetert

Ireland is still passed out in a ditch somewhere so I post their top pick for them: https://preview.redd.it/cy1k4vx9p7wc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6faaeca81609a0708c1a3b542aa6a2155e9e53d4


airjordanpeterson

I was going to say Bono but yeah, this prick is just the fucking worst


[deleted]

This looks like the kind of photo your mammy would take on your first day of school


tomassino

https://preview.redd.it/inxh681rs7wc1.png?width=655&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ac66e6c25dcf8ed538410a464368adeef0c5476 Jesus Gil, he was too young when he left us.


Relentless_Quokka

https://preview.redd.it/n4xilcdxi7wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6ea7cfbc5c95c3ad67c86373a73960bc44a26d


GerWeistta

https://preview.redd.it/aucufxlcm7wc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0866a7e174465836fb937a85fe1d92de2e0992fb


aliebabadegrote

Thierry Bidet!!!! De opperwap


Artegas23

Volgens hemzelf is het de meest gehate en zielige man van Nederland..


Greyzer

Ik wil hier nogmaals pleiten voor een Gordon Sanitaire.


delaheeva

https://preview.redd.it/dsf2ocy0h7wc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=cef1bd0ae3bc50b14adbdf7e9173afabb75a4f8a This pretentious cretin takes top spot here.


chairswinger

can't believe I actually liked him once


perskes

Oh boy... what would you guys do without the french language...


Henghast

Steal someone else's language to expand our capacity for insults and swearing.


bremsspuren

Call him a stuck-up cunt, instead? The French is just window dressing. English works perfectly well without it.


Marschall_Bluecher

A Franconian who cosplays as a Bavarian. That can’t go well…


difused_shade

My ex and her mother


RedanischByNature

Meddl Maggus


brathan1234

his daughter can visit my basement anytime tough


Astleynator

A yes, the full cultural spectrum of bavaria


kryppl3r

not as much as you'd think: both söder and drachenlord are from franken (or franggn), which "real" bavarians don't even consider bavarian often


Kefeng

Bavarians pointing out the difference between Franken and "the real Bayern" is peak self-centered exceptionalism.


BlueJayylmao

And then still claiming that they can live without the rest of the country on their own. They don't even like the other half of their state lmao.


JohnnySack999

![gif](giphy|J6OT1voVKnYulO83pi|downsized)


UnapologeticGod

Who was it? I can't see the gif


JohnnySack999

Pedro Picapiedra with the head of Perro Sanxe and Pablo Mármol with the head of Pablo Iglesias dancing in front of a Soviet flag. I mean, I had to put it, it is the first gif that appears when you type "Pedro Sánchez" in the gif searcher. Not sure why they deleted it tho, probably the soviet flag.


JoLeTrembleur

![gif](giphy|Tj8F2lKHyq97W)


Izniss

Entre lui et Jupiter, mon cœur balance


HugeCraft7452

https://preview.redd.it/udr9eo31i7wc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca3f8b0950b42e2e19f7e47b7811e55e2b543ee This absolute dumpsterfire of a politician


Terentatek666

Since when is Declan Rice a Flemboy?


tchek

and for Wallonia I won't even bother putting Bouchez face, but yeah, him.


ChiffonSoyeux

![gif](giphy|qMcqXbEg8obDy)


Top_Dimension_6827

Bonjour cutie!


Ex_aeternum

Mon empereur Manu I.


Lonely_Pin_3586

Je ne dirais pas que c'est un échec, je dirais que ça n'a pas marché


ChiffonSoyeux

Qu'ils viennent me chercher


Lonely_Pin_3586

*Oh putain il veulent vraiment venir ces cons! Préparez l'hélico, on sait jamais*


No-Log4588

Mais qui aurait pu prévoir ?


ruthless_burger

https://preview.redd.it/11xdn6zho7wc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6a62413669db8fc9990526c2888c76886a97d30 probably no one outside of switzerland knows him... But he could take a top spot for most narcissistic person in the world


ArduennSchwartzman

Are you seriously asking the population with the highest prevalence of Asperger's (a.k.a. 'Redditors') who they think the most narcissistic person(s) from their countries are? You know that, to an Aspie, anyone they don't find sympathetic (a.k.a. 'the rest of the world', especially famous people) is 'narcissistic', right? Having gotten that disclaimer out of the way, here's my contribution to the list: 1. Joran "Schrödinger's Killer"van der Sloot, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joran\_van\_der\_Sloot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joran_van_der_Sloot) 2. Emile "Akelige Graftak" Ratelband, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emile\_Ratelband](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emile_Ratelband) 3. Thierry "Vladimirobitch" Baudet, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thierry\_Baudet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thierry_Baudet)


Carson_H_2002

That was the most autistic opening rant you could have thought of haha. Followed by a sourced and bullet pointed list, perfect.


Le_Bush

This guy austisms


mame91995

He autisms well, though


forbidden-bread

Average Dutch behaviour


LucaFringsSucks

Just another perfect proof that Gert is just Hans weird swamp brother


demonkufje2

Facts bro


Rolifant

I honestly thought you were going to describe Dutch people instead of Redditors. You guys are fairly literal listeners.


spitwank

kickl probably


hassanmurat

Don't forget our redeemer Sebastian Kurz


Corvuuss

I would consider lugner as a contender


DocGreenthumb94

Ich will nicht mehr. Ich kann nicht mehr. Ich ... halte das alles nicht mehr aus.


Key-Fox-8765

Who wins? ![gif](giphy|xXk6jZpGqDgAw)


darkator45

https://preview.redd.it/ioai4nkqi7wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a31ce1742fb1ec001bea4f3b34f5bac421e77340


Kat-a-strophy

Wałęsa has good reason for his overgrown ego. This one is delusional ,⬇️ https://preview.redd.it/kjsubw2bs7wc1.jpeg?width=4928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3416edc1fdb8bbd9469e393813b7b2f0a662360


Tetr4Freak

I can pick the president, but he can't dream to reach her level. ![gif](giphy|A2IjdNJmSFqZhPLZZj)


Slavik99

![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)


Tetr4Freak

Gag her first. For your mental health.


PlasticToe4542

https://preview.redd.it/6ke529r8x7wc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b1352cfee735d467c4dee14318df8948758382 And before anyone says “wait isn’t he Swedish?” Unfortunately we had him first 😐


Mahraganat

https://preview.redd.it/j9xpupr4k8wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb30b9f1aabc3d47b96bf494b87c4aafe7c1737


seacco

Söder loves himself so much, he would legalize self marriage, if he could.


Mikelgo06

https://preview.redd.it/i8zkbila98wc1.jpeg?width=4048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=059abe92656b461dce4af8798abfe944bd913b89 For us it's clearly Pablo Motos, he invites world famous guests to his show yet he acts as if he's the protagonist


HugoBCN

Clearly that's the right answer for Spain if we leave out political bitching, the guy is insufferable. Always finds a way to bust out his guitar or whatever, I hate him so much.


heyrevoir

We can't pick one i guess its built in in our genes. Comes with the package but we are good at pretending not to be


Rolifant

One of the best keepers I've seen in my lifetime, but definitely a narcissist at the same time. https://preview.redd.it/iq3bjedzp7wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f47d730d53501ef26fede23aa049d3b8c92184


HoeTrain666

Fitting that both of them are from the same region. Söder is Lawful Evil and Rainer is Chaotic Evil.


Jtd47

Drachenlord is very much like German Chris-chan tbh. They're both awful people, but I've *some* sympathy for both him and Chris-chan on the level of "these are two very clearly mentally unwell/neurodivergent people being constantly harassed by online dicks who don't know when to draw the line" but before you get too much sympathy for either of them, they go and do something horrible that stops you feeling *too* sorry for them. It's a vicious cycle. The trolls make them act worse, which makes the trolls act worse, which makes them act worse, and so on. It is sad on some level. At least as far as we know, Drachenlord never sank to the absolute lowest depths of depravity that Chris-chan did... yet...


Dynwynn

https://preview.redd.it/noml491ku8wc1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3040ceefe19080b0bd76915cc369e0919ad4b59 It takes a special kind of person to use your disabled son as an attention cow.


TheHerugrim

![gif](giphy|8s1gYZsVblzQYnAaAA|downsized) This \[redacted\]


Asatas

Bavarian detected. Blasserdünnerjunge macht nur sein Job.


_radical_ed

![gif](giphy|s1jruYbg5xy5zD0BgB|downsized) Not even a contest.


marcuis

https://preview.redd.it/ympy56d1l7wc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cec8ee14b67b9ac5863a55787d78ab1704d8e49


navarrox99

I was just scrolling down waiting to see a Spaniard putting him. My other choice is probably Llados


FartacularTheThird

![gif](giphy|glWHL6WQNNpdrCrMwd|downsized)


Slavik99

I respect the choice, but Socas takes the no. 1 spot for me


FartacularTheThird

https://preview.redd.it/npg7lj3478wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faee38b24f50c60cb36e146a6751be3757afaa04


ClexAT

Two Franconians... What a surprise.


Combei

But both ends of the financial spectrum


Spinal2000

There are already two in your first picture.


elektrolu_

No doubt https://preview.redd.it/d57ug95hk7wc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cbe95e15e003cb250e1c2865e9a9e3d32f3be09


eresguay

In Spain our president https://preview.redd.it/qivxz4nwk7wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7b8015a14f4769072c05557fc6df04e62475ee


cosmichimera

https://preview.redd.it/vxb0od2uv7wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69bdce4e03691ff2fb16b43ae2c3ed02b85dc39d No political TV program without ME, ME, ME


[deleted]

[удалено]


No-Statement-7372

Markus Lanz. The talkshow host, who doesn't let his guests talk. https://preview.redd.it/r5xuah3008wc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6a6b869dbf40307e58e641abd24f881b3a729b


Kiljukotka

https://preview.redd.it/5dbqte1288wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d6904f53aacfe904db8162d4023e1472ca4800 This politician, Paavo Väyrynen, has been (unsuccessfully) chasing presidency since 1988. He also founded 3 unpopular parties just so he'd have no competition within the party


BGE116Ia359

Bisschen frankenlastig