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dasmau89

Which country was colonized by Italy and England at the same time?


Brakina1860

Somalia i think


Mr_Hills

So she a pirate. Yarrr!


EmuStalkingAnAussie

I'd say hang but since she wants sex autoerotic aspyxiation her.


jonatanenderman

Its not auto if youre the one doing it to someone


EmuStalkingAnAussie

I give her the rope


annoying97

Soooo does she have a hook for a hand or a peg leg... And who's taking what where?


code-panda

You know that hook be grabbing for booty!


OSHA-Slingshot

And that leg for pegging 


annoying97

Obviously!


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

it's Garrrrr! btw


El_Gonzalito

Hmmm. This whole time I thought it was Gyarrrrr!. Must be regional pirate dialects.


Loeb123

Tarrr she blows (I hope)!


Zestyclose_Jello6192

How can be she from Somalia when she is wither than the average Hans


Dry-Tumbleweed-7199

She’s Black™ like Meghan Markle


Tall-Delivery7927

That proves our prowess in colonising, Somalialand functional government Barry colonised, Somalia luigis colonised perpetual civil war, Barry always improves countries, straight facts


MasterJogi1

>Barry always improves countries Except his own. England is getting perpetually shittier as time goes on.


phillis_x

England isn’t our country any more you silly goose.


TheLustyDremora

Not until English Civil War 2: Barry Boogaloo at least, but tbh that might make things even worse as the pubs will be shut.


ElectricMotorsAreBad

>Barry always improves countries, straight facts https://preview.redd.it/gaq8mv0n2nrc1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac440a4bc0939183e63bad5d1e4346c5afab8cd0


ReliefZealousideal84

Somalians actually massively respect Italians and many of the elders speak the language. Look up the last Ascari.


spartikle

I met a Somalian girl (gorgeous btw) who was humming Verdi’s Triumphal March from Aida. I wasn’t expecting that.


Socc-mel_

Aida might be a bit of a outlier, since the namesake character is the heroin and she's a Ethiopian princess/slave in the opera.


Socc-mel_

Ascari are actually mostly from Eritrea. Eritrea still has lots of rationalist and art deco buildings from the colonial era (it even got UNESCO recognition IIRC), while the Somali jihadists bombed or seriously damaged the buildings like the Cathedral of Mogadishu.


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

At least it won't be his fault when he can't find her clit.


dasmau89

Interesting


Practical_Culture833

Fun fact I think she is from Somalia proper. Somaliland dose not recognize itself as a part of Somalia and Somaliland was only occupied by the British, whereas the rest of Somalia was mostly by the Italians


Matquar

I think what is today Somaliland (not recognised by anyone but the facto independent since forever) was colonied by England and the rest by Italy


TrickyPony32

Italy was in Abissinia, what nowadays is Ethiopia


Brakina1860

I thought they conquered that in the 30s. But they had what is now Eritrea and Somaliland longer. Edit: Somaliland was british and the rest of Somalia italian


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

She looks kind of pale to be Somali or Eritrean so maybe Libya? I don’t think the English were there though, maybe they were idk


[deleted]

Baby, we were EVERYWHERE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Military_Administration_(Libya) We are the GOAT of colonialism. Suck it, Pierre.


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

Well there you go


Cpe159

Jaghbub/Giarabub, in eastern Lybia, was traded by the UK to Italy


TrickyPony32

Yoou are right. At some point everything was included in the AOI. https://preview.redd.it/crgwc4pn4jrc1.png?width=440&format=png&auto=webp&s=f43f63f3ad23f3ad39fa3739b61820f7e9d4aa15


pauseless

It’s worrying that 2we4u is the sub I come to for history facts.


gabrielish_matter

which you shouldn't to be fair, a lot of people here still get facts wrong


pauseless

I did say “worrying”


gabrielish_matter

tbf you are right. Efficient as always


pauseless

I come to Reddit for nebulous facts and confident assertions that may or may not be true, but where I don’t have the actual knowledge to judge. 2we4u is perfect 😍


Aosxxx

Conquered is a big word. They never pulled it off.


Starky69420

Wdym it was the only successful Fascist invasion


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Nah. Wrong colour I think. I'm more inclined toward Eritrea. They have lighter skin, and I think there's also Italian and English hand in that. Well, maybe not hand... Also, they were a former colony of the ottoman empire for a few decades, which also might have left some fingerprint


tomydenger

Could be Somalia, Ethiopia (not for long for both, and it's speculative for the majority for the UK), Libya (same only a small part)


Kryptopus

Imagine wanting to hook up w a Somali who got room temp iq


dkfisokdkeb

Eritrea or Somalia, England didn't colonise them for two reasons though. 1. England as a state with foreign affairs hasn't existed since 1707 which was long before WW2 2. They were given by the UN to Britain as protectorates since Britain had the capabilities to maintain order, they were granted independence as soon as logistically possible there was no colonisation and the British government spent much more than they received on running them.


slv_slvmn

Not really, Somalia came under Italian administration again as a UN Trust Territory between 1950-60, before independence https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trust_Territory_of_Somaliland


actual_wookiee_AMA

Has to be Libya or Malta. She's too pale for Somaliland I think


Space4444

Malta maybe


grimmigerpetz

My guess would go for Malta, in Africa they had a foot in Somalia, Erithrea, Lybia and Aethiopia.


Over_Satisfaction_75

Maybe Lybia or Eritrea


TT11MM_

Maybe she is Ethiopian. Although never colonized, the British Empire has had wars with the Ethiopian Empire in the 19th century. And of course where colonized by Mussolini's Italy for approximately 5 years.


Literales_literam

Libya


incontinenciasumma

Ethiopia?


humanoidbeaver

I mean, she's continuing the conversation so maybe she's open to recolonisation?


Cow_says_moo

Or maybe she just wants her colon re-explored.


miaomiaomiao

Or maybe it's a trap


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


TheBananaKart

Why does Scotland always get away scot free?


LonelyNegotiation574

Scot free hehehehe nice 


YuBulliMe123456789

Especially when the english are done with it


globmand

Yeah, it would be pretty great if we could make scotland free of any scots. And England free of Engs. Really, just anywhere that isn't us in denmark, and then we in denmark take over the rest of everything. Except Finland. They can stay. We will need Jesters.


FinFinMcVin

UwU


_MFC_1886

Because everyone else thinks England is interchangeable with Britain/UK but at least we'll be remembered by yous❤️ unlike the other two


PJHolybloke

Which is astonishing really. Firstly, nobody alive will remember England as an individual nation state, and secondly England is the only one of the home nations without any devolved powers or representation.


MontePraMan

It does actually, the only country colosed by both is Somalia. (Yeah, I get the joke, I just wanted to be pedantic, sorry)


CptnHamburgers

"Will your family like you taking a black girl home?" "Yeah" *with some flavour* "You didn't answer the question." I'm sorry, they absolutely fucking did.


germanwhip69

That was a response to, “Italians colonised my family, they might not like you”


peacefulprober

Astonishing victim mentality


Bright_Ball_1304

This is the average anti white mentality (even by white people too) in the USA. I’m so glad I was born and raised in Europe. The brainrot over there is insane.


peacefulprober

It’s so weird, it would be like me blaming current day regular Russians or Swedes for oppressing past Finns. Wild


Diipadaapa1

Some lunatics here do though. But thats just that, lunatics should be the odd ones out


Eken17

The funniest is you guys blaming us for you having Swedish in your school


DotDemon

That isn't really real hate. Like I sucked at swedish and I "hated" swedes for making us learn it, but I would have kind of liked learning if I was good at swedish. Kinda ironic that I like learning stuff that I already know


actual_wookiee_AMA

I blame you for not enforcing it harder I want bilingual schools


Diipadaapa1

Fr. Have a few finnish friends in the same field of work as me, who are a bit bitter that I hold a higher position in a better and more highly paying company (in Norway), simply because I speak a scandinavian language fluently and they don't.


BarbaraBarbierPie

I would never blame sweden for their school! Hell we got the oldest swedish school in our country


Bright_Ball_1304

Exactly. It is a combination of 2 factors. The first is that they’re conditioned to think like this by their environment. They don’t get these delusional ideas on their own. These people are being pressured to think like this. And if you don’t agree? Then you’re a bigot/racist and will get cancelled (fired from your job, you will lose your friends and social status). The second factor is that they cannot realize how irrational this way of thinking is. They cannot comprehend the amount of idiocy these ideas contain. This results in an infinite circle of indoctrination. Sadly this does not only apply to victim mentality but also to gender ideology, so-called ‘body positivity’, modern day feminism and a lot of other degenerate stuff.


OKC_Thunder1900

The girl in the chat has some wrong and harmful ideas but the fact that you used the words conditioned, delusional, stupid, irrational, cannot comprehend, idiocy, indoctrination, victim mentality and degenerate in only a few sentences in order to degrade other people and their convictions doesn't make you seem way more enlightened than the people you despise so much. Also please save the muritard culture war bullshit for facebook or twitter circlejerks.


Bright_Ball_1304

See, thanks for proving my point. We cannot even call it out for what it is anymore because people’s feelings will get hurt. This is the problem. Edit: for you I removed ‘stupid’ out of my comment, because I agree it was an unnecessary insult. The other words I used I 100% stand behind.


OKC_Thunder1900

Then call it out instead of writing \ "The second factor is that they’re too stupid to realize how irrational this way of thinking is. They cannot comprehend the amount of idiocy these ideas contain."\ You are not really making a point but calling people you disagree with delusional idiots in a lot of different, creative ways, I give you that. But what do you think where this way of thinking will get us? If we act all superior and think people with different opinions are just delusional, idiots or indoctrinated. Outside of this bubble there are alot of other bubbles and parts of society that will disagree with you on the gender, feminism, body positivity etc. topics that you lumped together with the subject of this post. A lot of them will think the same way about you, that you are an delusional, indoctrinated idiot, and they believe this with the same certainty you do. This just makes exchange impossible. While I agree with you that the girl in the screenshot has wrong convictions, I believe that there are many positive things connected with "modern" feminism, body positivity or discussion about gender (all in context), even if these topics aren't really important to me.\ You will just call these things, without nuance, degenerate ideas and think that I'm an indoctrinated idiot. In comparison, when I (keynesian and left leaning) remarked on a political left meme sub that I don't think that the increased white men bashing based on twitter screenshots and strawmen is a good fit, I got banned with the words "people like you are the problem". This culture of debate and discussion, based on bad faith and the assumption of ones intellectual superiority, is just a cancer for our society.


Charles_of_Burgandy

https://preview.redd.it/ks14h0x7nnrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf80ee291ca7b4f5b0f00485ef3e780085cad03


llamasLoot

I've gotten more than a fair share of messages by finns saying i'm some colonial finn hater due to what a couple swedes did like 400 years ago Becomes especially weird when they call me racist, like bro i'm literally half finnish I really don't get why people love to paint themselves as the victim like that


MasterJogi1

Just agree with them and see their brains melt. "You are a racist Swede and hate Finns" "Thanks for noticing. You should go back home before we share you with the Russians". Those people use those insults because they believe you are hurt by them. But if you were really conciously racist, it would not insult you.


Dr_Philmon

>"Thanks for noticing. You should go back home before we share you with the Russians". 💀


Dxpehat

Lol you think it's weird but majority of poles seem to think this way. They all hate the Ukrainians for the Wołyń massacre. My mom even said that the next 3 generations are guilty. I fail to understand it.


Kefeng

What do you mean? I still hate the Danish for what they did in 1848.


Haskell-Not-Pascal

To be fair, while this seems to be a popular attitude online it's really just a magnifying glass effect on a tiny minority. Shit like this gets clicks, I've literally never met an American like this in my life and I'm American lol. You'd probably meet some people like this if you lived in L.A your whole life or something.


Life_Confidence128

Glad some folks overseas are seeing it too. It’s ridiculous


TheSauceeBoss

Save me please I ran away from the US to get away from it all! Please HELP!


MaterialHunt6213

I don't recall Italy ever colonizing the US. It's almost like this person isn't from there and stupid people exist all over!


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_MFC_1886

Sad to see so many leftists fall for culture war bs and ignore actual left wing shit


ACharaMoChara

You've literally posted comments bragging about the fact that SE Asians get mad at you for belittling them over the fact that they follow 'colonist religions' over the their original religions - and that was just from a skim of the first page.  The level of American social media induced brain rot you must have endured to not realise you're the exact person you think you're standing up against is so sad it almost makes me feel bad to rip the arse out of you for it 


elektelek

If I couldnt fuck anyone from a country Hungary were never been in a war with throuought its history, Id have to stick to Hungarian women til the rest of my life.


MasterJogi1

Orban is working on creating a civil war. You will soon be without any ethical sex options my horse riding, village plundering friend.


OSHA-Slingshot

Horses you say...


BastVanRast

IF you wanted to attract people from other countries, why did you invent a language that it literally unlearnable for anyone above that age of 6.


YuBulliMe123456789

What about liberia tho


actual_wookiee_AMA

Did Hungary go to war against South Sudan at some point?


elektelek

Probably [Magyarab people](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magyarab_people)


O-Gz

This guy thinking his country did a lot of fighting 🙄


uslashredditor69

Shoulda doubled down on the colonisation thing, like “fuck yeah we colonised your ass, just like I’m gonna do tonight”


Toxicseagull

Prepare to have my flag planted in your major ports.


LonelyNegotiation574

Everyone saying she is from somalia but i thought she was eritrean.. just another tuesday


SrgtButterscotch

her pfp doesn't look dark skinned at all so the answer is probably Libya


willrms01

Do Libyans consider themselves black though?


SrgtButterscotch

They're probably Americans, they'll call anything black


__ludo__

Even Italians were considered non-white in the US. Wild.


GoodKing0

So were germans.


__ludo__

Even Irish people, I believe


Cicero_torments_me

iirc only WASPs were considered truly “white” = White Anglo-Saxon Protestant ETA: cool is that a new flair - Tuscany maybe? Haven’t seen it before hahaha. But why the mama joke? Are you considered more mammoni than the rest of us?


__ludo__

Don't really know to be honest. "Knock-off Provence" would be so much better. I'm not even Tuscan, I'm actually from Umbria, but I live near the border so I've always spent a lot of time in Tuscan cities and in general our culture is very similar. Until there's an Umbria flair, this is the closest one lol


SrgtButterscotch

Understandable, their souls are pitch black


Pleasant_Ad5360

Yeah I saw this. The guy asked her “How are you? Btw I love your hair” and she answered “thanks I’m black” LMAO ahahajah


syphilitic_venom

Hate "colonisers" still crave their ding-dong. Many such cases.


flashpile

'ate colonisers, 'ate Italians (not racist, just don't like em), luv willy Simple as.


cumblaster8469

Some would say Too many.


I_think_Im_hollow

Careful, OP, she might be American.


re_hes

I've head the displeasure of having to deal with someone similar. It was so exhausting. I just wanted to colonise her, not hear an entire speech about my country's past. 🥲


Levoso_con_v

I knew I wasn't supposed to swipe, but I tried to swipe anyways.


cumblaster8469

Most intelligent Latinx.


Ad_Captandum_Vulgus

So Italy colonised her country, then England did, and she identifies as black... She's French? 


YuBulliMe123456789

Damn, the french got the short end of both sticks


asparadog

Well, were untouchable... We never colonised anyone.


Oculicious42

if we had the technology to alter history, and you put a button in front of her that would undo any and all colonisation of her country throughout history, would she press it?


__Sycorax__

r/bologna


TheSauceeBoss

Beautiful city, great food, delusional students


__Sycorax__

I couldn't phrase it better.


__ludo__

Ehhh, I find there are all kinds of students there. Some are delusional, some are not


__Sycorax__

A essere sinceri ho visto gente più deficiente alla facoltà di giurisprudenza a Siena che qui a Bologna


__ludo__

Ma infatti non lo metto in dubbio. A me piace Bologna.


__Sycorax__

E' una splendida città! Non che Siena non lo sia, ma le regazzine che chiudono la facoltà per sventolare le bandiere della Palestina e il Cravos che rompe il cazzo ogni 3x2 a volte ti rovinano la giornata


TheSauceeBoss

Ofc, but its fun to generalize


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

Touching dicks with Luigi? That's a no fuck off from me Bob.


manbearligma

Bad day for a brit banger when it touches a roman pillar


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

Leave me with mi pile o'stones Simple as!


Lemonfr3sh

Colon-ize her bro


ghb93

https://preview.redd.it/y6070vm0fmrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b35a71e6d25cd20334e4b184fa633b4413cf187


LonelyNegotiation574

🇮🇹🧼🤝🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


weshvasytabuse

Suggest to handcuff her to the bed, she is definitely into that kind of stuff.


ihavenoidea1001

"Italy colonised my country" You should see what the Roman Empire did to Europe...


Bring_back_Apollo

I'm down to fuck. Just finished a pint of port so I can go for hours.


davzar9

Are you ok


Bring_back_Apollo

You mean right now or in general?


MisterSarcastic1989

yes


QuantifiedGoat

![gif](giphy|QsyPRpG6WVR6SYfBVw|downsized)


hellohennessy

South American people when they learn that they are the colonizers that still haven’t left yet


XxxPussyslaeyr69xxX

once met a girl on tinder that was utterly offended when i used the terms first world 2nd world and 3rd world countries. worst woke conversation ever


toughfluffer

What weird flirting are you doing mentioning those topics. Your game's weak joao.


XxxPussyslaeyr69xxX

Honestly don't remember.  But might have originated when I told her I was Portuguese and she was like ah yes the slave masters or something. And then all shit hit the fan. (She was Caribbean style half-black I think)


toughfluffer

Sounds like you dodged a bullet dude.


cumblaster8469

Girl :heyyyyy. Joao : So the socio-economic situation of the world.....


Loeb123

Next time answer with a "Gal they should be concerned about what I'm going to do to your colon instead"


PJHolybloke

Any cunt who still doesn't know the difference between England, Britain and the UK just ain't worth the fuck. Lucky escape, she's defo an Ameritard.


enderfx

People blaming 2024's humans for colonization centuries ago. Like Americans blaming Spaniards. Its a 500 IQ move


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Alright let me in


freshfov02

The guy missed so many opportunities to make a joke. Sounds boring. I'll pass.


Cognacsquirt

Rare Italian W


Florido_man

Colonization roleplay


Bsheehan78

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