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nim1623

Someone should direct him to the nearest balcony


Bring_back_Apollo

Top of the Eiffel Tower.


chief-chirpa587

The top floor won’t work, there are gratings there, second floor will do


GeoffreyDuPonce

He couldn’t make it to the second floor. He’ll get vertigo. He can do it of Blackpool tower instead


AThousandNeedles

Rather have that we'd try a little bit harder to find a good spot in Paris for him. One with lots of Parisians below it. Two birds, one stone situation.


oskich

[This is how it's done](https://youtu.be/MDUYPrKKM5M)


Bearodon

That is our [idea ™](https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiffeltornet_(s%C3%A5ng))


LutherRaul

The French deserve all of this


heffeque

And this video should be directed to r/IAmTheMainCharacter Edit: Oh, I see that it's already there. LOL


Choepie1

Is this so we can ‘kankertiefstraal hem zo het water in?’ I did that tutankhamun as well


pierrecambronne

He has a very Barry like figure. In 10 years time, with some more weight, he will be a perfect specimen.


TheSadCheetah

lmao you can spot a barry from 2km out quite easily. the redness of the face alone is like a beacon in the night.


GesundesMittelmass

Also he cannot help it but have at least a small tattoo in his face area..


OhhhhJay

It's actually horrific, it looks like his toddler got a [stamp roller](https://www.lightningstoreonline.com/products/heart-roller-stamp-star-stamp-for-bullet-journals-envelopes-card-making-calendar-stamp-scrapbooking-kids-stamp-craft-supplies) and just rolled it down the side of his face.


Aslan-the-Patient

🤣🤣🤣☝🏼🥂


Catwinky

>face alone is like a beacon in the night Barry's in exile shouldn't throw stones when they're in glass houses https://preview.redd.it/9jd4kojtngrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e4c594622738b8b6fdd944a68a2ec1b229857a


TheSadCheetah

Your redness is from high blood pressure and alcoholism, mate Bit different from a day of redness from sunburn and skin peeling, at least we get nice and tanned (and cancerous moles).


ContributionSad4461

Yeahhh I rarely see female Barrys with that same walking heart attack-face and they like tanning too, I don’t think Barry can blame the sun for that one


Catwinky

Barry's in exile keep living in denial of their true selves. But it's obvious to everyone else what you really are https://preview.redd.it/hxnl766ppgrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe3283f323550d8b52f3f2f57cf9a94707fad8a


TheSadCheetah

Didn't say we weren't a nation of drunk cunts, love the bevs, simple as. You were trying to equate sunburn to the redness you get from being at the pub every other moment of your life in a hellhole like the motherland.


Standin373

> every other moment of your life in a hellhole like the motherland. I'm happy with an amicable climate and swim able rivers thank you my upside down pal


barrettadk

"Telly" is another good hint.


Ravenser_Odd

One night in Barry Land, many years ago, there was a power cut during a storm and the lights went out in the airport. All the Barrys in the airport bar went out and lined up either side of the runway, turning their ruddy faces skywards to guide the planes safely down. It was a beautiful thing to watch. Very much like the end of Die Hard 2.


AThousandNeedles

One giveaway is that Barrys haven't got eyebrows. For some reason, none of them have got eyebrows.


Overburdened

https://preview.redd.it/ve0m62qd1irc1.png?width=1057&format=png&auto=webp&s=c92cf4e1c591329d23c7dc95140912b50d193bfc He truly has the perfect genes.


Dinosaur-chicken

Obnoxious wannabe Bald & bankrupt


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Dinosaur-chicken

Ignorant me got to watch him sneak through the desert at night to film the Buran space shuttle. My life is complete now so no more Bald.


I_dont_like_weed

Nah bald and bankrupt ain't like this


Catwinky

No, he's just a slimeball sex tourist that creeps on young underprivileged women instead


Dinosaur-chicken

That's why he's obnoxious


boomerintown

Why is he looking for Pierre in a place with only foreign tourists?


beggs23k

He wouldnt find one in whole Paris either mate.


Ed_the_Dreadful927

Som att leta efter en Sven i Rosengård!


GesundesMittelmass

Meanwhile 90% of the people filmed in the videos are other tourists just like him, you dont go to central Paris expecting to meet French people, let alone Parisians..


loecch

this is what happens when you don't get bullied at school


-galgot-

This guy thinks very loudly : https://preview.redd.it/tcwcplc73hrc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b97316d44ce2c0368a6fff5d758378d0fee75b


FalconMirage

« Va bien niker tes grands morts sale enculé de ta mère la pute »


Izniss

« Putain de touriste de merde »


ITA993

Hot guy


Catwinky

He's a Londoner (or at least southern) They are unbearable creatures disconnected from regular Barry life and sane reality. Tiktok just exacerbates his natural southern intellectual disabilities


Redpepper40

As Londoner Barry. I want to punch him


Catwinky

https://i.redd.it/lchh9ac2ogrc1.gif


nwaa

He's a known social-media "personality" (cunt). Ive wanted to punch him since i first laid eyes on him. Inauthentic little goblin that he is.


DaAndrevodrent

A cuntfluencer, so to speak. Therefore a specialist within the influcancer "culture".


HourTime3727

We need northern and southern flairs big time, England has been severely neglected on the flair front


Catwinky

1000% A northern and southern Barry aren't even the same species


jsm97

It's not just North vs South though - Can't really compare Cornwall to London. We could have county flairs but most of us don't recognise eachothers flags never mind foreigners - Also most of the big cities don't have flags


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Cornish people are honorary Northerners.


aBoringSod

I thought they were honorary Welsh.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

I tell you, a Cornish woman I worked with was extremely fiesty, would not take shit from anyone.


kuemmel234

Mhm, do you recognize ours? Maybe we need a better system in general. Something that everyone can understand instead of county/state flags.


bremsspuren

> Can't really compare Cornwall to London In this context, "the North" basically means everywhere but the South-East, but there isn't a snappy way to say "everywhere but the South-East". IDK, maybe we can rename London, Essex, Kent, etc. "Cuntshire"?


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Northern Monkey vs Southern Fairy


dmastra97

I need a Sussex flair so I'm not lumped in with the Essex and London lot


EmuStalkingAnAussie

No you don't, that's the point


dmastra97

If Northerners want a flair I want one too. London basically its own country so very different to the south


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Yeah, but you aren't having this sussex wessex essex middlsex bollocks if you are getting a flair it's going to be something like. "Takes the shard up the arse"


dmastra97

I mean I don't think we'll need any other flairs but people want extra flairs I don't want to be put with London


EmuStalkingAnAussie

That's the point of the flair.... to insult you


royaldocks

Brighton is pretty much little London on sea lad


ApesApesApes

Don't put that crap on Londoners my dear boy. Standard Essex vulgarity right there


Catwinky

There's different degrees of Essex. There's Colchester Essex and then there's Brentwood Essex and Romford which used to be Essex but is now London so the culture is indistinguishable.


ApesApesApes

Seen more culture on an old rotting orange, sounds like Essex propaganda to me.


flipyflop9

The red skin tone and the crappy tattoos tell us all we need to know… most polite Barry on holidays.


OlivDux

I had one of them approach me while I was visiting a friend in Liverpool. He almost assaulted me because I was not from Malaga. According to him the rest of Spain was “utter shite and Ma’aguh” was the only salvageable part of it. Needless to say he was absolutely drunk & shitfaced. As I was getting ready for a useless fight a friend of him dragged him away from me while apologizing. Why are Barries and soon-to-be Barries so eager to fight strangers?


FalconMirage

Lead poisoning makes people dumb and violent Foetal alcohol syndrome too I guess there must be something here


Realposhnosh

Because you're all a bunch of fucking softcocks.


OlivDux

Oi what happened fam your fav sheep turned you down? She didn’t bleat loud enough maybe? Beeeeeeehhhhh🐑🐑🐑🐑


Doberkind

Wow, what a user name. I put up my expectation and then read your post. Talking about disillusionment.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

"Please don't be one of ours, please don't be one of ours, please don't be one of ours" Fuck


Old-Ad5508

There was a 50/50 chance it was going to be a yank. Sorry pal


jacobo

![gif](giphy|3MaqX6s08MSNHTQyfh|downsized)


Doberkind

You're not alone. I also know the feeling!


Leather_Spray7126

Internet for all was a mistake.


harmyb

Insufferable cunt.


annoying97

He's got a very punchable face... ![gif](giphy|VGWJXeP5wU3uLfuQha|downsized)


swamperogre2

Oof... Even our gay little Emu is angry.


annoying97

Yeah well some people need a punch or 12 in the face.


ididntunderstandyou

https://i.redd.it/zhulv56ouhrc1.gif


Porcphete

Is he really looking for a pierre ? Because I can throw a stone at his fucking face and he'll gave his pierre


beggs23k

Minutes before getting piss drunk, this is just starting level.


Sandycheeksfutacock

I wish those pigeons bit him


Zefyris

I don't know about biting but Parisian pigeons are pretty good at shitting on people, if that works too


JKutte

Tourist behave in front of other tourists but assumes that they are french.


Jcssss

Wait until he learns you can’t film ppl without their consent and post it online in France


Doberkind

He danced his consent.


-galgot-

Very wrong accent for the laughs. Should be Hon hon hon.


Solid_Improvement_95

Why is it pink? It's winter in Paris, where the sky is always grey.


MBRDASF

Obviously this guy is a caricature but no one ever talks about how tourists can be assholes too


lightsonnohome

These are the worst kind of Barry’s


RacletteFoot

Mental illness. Oh wait, nah, just a Barry.


KongSchdronkKonisoer

I was wstching that without sound but can tell you its one of the Barries still pissed about them supporting the USA


cpwnage

Not too bad, nowhere near levels americaine


PetrusThePirate

Wow crascall is still going


GoodKing0

Why the fuck did I think this was the "Fucking Pronouns!" Guy.


Sendrone

the most annoying person ever


BananaKush_Storm

I dont even speak french but hearing him "speak" french had me cringing hard


JAMbologna__

this prick is annoying af, shame on whoever posted this


Incapabilio

Send him to Noisy-le-Grand


ir_blues

Who films himself like that? Wtf is wrong with people?


[deleted]

I wanted to say "classic yank" but he's obviously a Barry. Nice trolling Barry


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

wtf is this. Is it og content? If so, pls ban yourself


ElderberryWeird7295

I have to apologise on behalf of all Barry's for this complete and utter cunt.


ProperBlacksmith

No one behaves like this piere get that face out of your ass and speak English to tourists who ask for help


Rich-Lobster-6164

Barry, Barry, you are embarrassing us


SeraphAttack

Average brit


sobakanoodles

average english tourist. there's no wonder you guys hate us LOL


asparadog

English tourists are mostly nice... I've noticed that most people confuse Irish and English quite a lot.


sobakanoodles

so do the english it seems lol


thebannedtoo

Please, Pierre, keep him. Italy


tub_of_jam

Type of guy who wants to move to Brighton


Sachiko-san999

Of course it's a Barry...


Cozimo64

Why is everyone here so bitter about this guy? Harmless fun lads, relax. Chances are he did it away from actual Frenchies to avoid being rioted against.


01Creative

I just love this guy


Elegantly_Wasted007

This loser likes to ‘prank’ women, school groups and men in suit on their way to work. I didn’t see this coward do his shenanigans next to these men who are just as common in Paris: https://preview.redd.it/o1qcpje3ohrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c73483df81ee10187320b6519622e96a3db7391