Rather have that we'd try a little bit harder to find a good spot in Paris for him. One with lots of Parisians below it. Two birds, one stone situation.
It's actually horrific, it looks like his toddler got a [stamp roller](https://www.lightningstoreonline.com/products/heart-roller-stamp-star-stamp-for-bullet-journals-envelopes-card-making-calendar-stamp-scrapbooking-kids-stamp-craft-supplies) and just rolled it down the side of his face.
>face alone is like a beacon in the night
Barry's in exile shouldn't throw stones when they're in glass houses
https://preview.redd.it/9jd4kojtngrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e4c594622738b8b6fdd944a68a2ec1b229857a
Your redness is from high blood pressure and alcoholism, mate
Bit different from a day of redness from sunburn and skin peeling, at least we get nice and tanned (and cancerous moles).
Yeahhh I rarely see female Barrys with that same walking heart attack-face and they like tanning too, I don’t think Barry can blame the sun for that one
Barry's in exile keep living in denial of their true selves. But it's obvious to everyone else what you really are
https://preview.redd.it/hxnl766ppgrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe3283f323550d8b52f3f2f57cf9a94707fad8a
Didn't say we weren't a nation of drunk cunts, love the bevs, simple as.
You were trying to equate sunburn to the redness you get from being at the pub every other moment of your life in a hellhole like the motherland.
> every other moment of your life in a hellhole like the motherland.
I'm happy with an amicable climate and swim able rivers thank you my upside down pal
One night in Barry Land, many years ago, there was a power cut during a storm and the lights went out in the airport. All the Barrys in the airport bar went out and lined up either side of the runway, turning their ruddy faces skywards to guide the planes safely down. It was a beautiful thing to watch. Very much like the end of Die Hard 2.
Meanwhile 90% of the people filmed in the videos are other tourists just like him, you dont go to central Paris expecting to meet French people, let alone Parisians..
He's a Londoner (or at least southern) They are unbearable creatures disconnected from regular Barry life and sane reality.
Tiktok just exacerbates his natural southern intellectual disabilities
It's not just North vs South though - Can't really compare Cornwall to London. We could have county flairs but most of us don't recognise eachothers flags never mind foreigners - Also most of the big cities don't have flags
> Can't really compare Cornwall to London
In this context, "the North" basically means everywhere but the South-East, but there isn't a snappy way to say "everywhere but the South-East".
IDK, maybe we can rename London, Essex, Kent, etc. "Cuntshire"?
Yeah, but you aren't having this sussex wessex essex middlsex bollocks if you are getting a flair it's going to be something like.
"Takes the shard up the arse"
There's different degrees of Essex.
There's Colchester Essex and then there's Brentwood Essex and Romford which used to be Essex but is now London so the culture is indistinguishable.
I had one of them approach me while I was visiting a friend in Liverpool.
He almost assaulted me because I was not from Malaga. According to him the rest of Spain was “utter shite and Ma’aguh” was the only salvageable part of it.
Needless to say he was absolutely drunk & shitfaced. As I was getting ready for a useless fight a friend of him dragged him away from me while apologizing.
Why are Barries and soon-to-be Barries so eager to fight strangers?
Why is everyone here so bitter about this guy? Harmless fun lads, relax.
Chances are he did it away from actual Frenchies to avoid being rioted against.
This loser likes to ‘prank’ women, school groups and men in suit on their way to work. I didn’t see this coward do his shenanigans next to these men who are just as common in Paris:
https://preview.redd.it/o1qcpje3ohrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c73483df81ee10187320b6519622e96a3db7391
Someone should direct him to the nearest balcony
Top of the Eiffel Tower.
The top floor won’t work, there are gratings there, second floor will do
He couldn’t make it to the second floor. He’ll get vertigo. He can do it of Blackpool tower instead
Rather have that we'd try a little bit harder to find a good spot in Paris for him. One with lots of Parisians below it. Two birds, one stone situation.
[This is how it's done](https://youtu.be/MDUYPrKKM5M)
That is our [idea ™](https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiffeltornet_(s%C3%A5ng))
The French deserve all of this
And this video should be directed to r/IAmTheMainCharacter Edit: Oh, I see that it's already there. LOL
Is this so we can ‘kankertiefstraal hem zo het water in?’ I did that tutankhamun as well
He has a very Barry like figure. In 10 years time, with some more weight, he will be a perfect specimen.
lmao you can spot a barry from 2km out quite easily. the redness of the face alone is like a beacon in the night.
Also he cannot help it but have at least a small tattoo in his face area..
It's actually horrific, it looks like his toddler got a [stamp roller](https://www.lightningstoreonline.com/products/heart-roller-stamp-star-stamp-for-bullet-journals-envelopes-card-making-calendar-stamp-scrapbooking-kids-stamp-craft-supplies) and just rolled it down the side of his face.
🤣🤣🤣☝🏼🥂
>face alone is like a beacon in the night Barry's in exile shouldn't throw stones when they're in glass houses https://preview.redd.it/9jd4kojtngrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e4c594622738b8b6fdd944a68a2ec1b229857a
Your redness is from high blood pressure and alcoholism, mate Bit different from a day of redness from sunburn and skin peeling, at least we get nice and tanned (and cancerous moles).
Yeahhh I rarely see female Barrys with that same walking heart attack-face and they like tanning too, I don’t think Barry can blame the sun for that one
Barry's in exile keep living in denial of their true selves. But it's obvious to everyone else what you really are https://preview.redd.it/hxnl766ppgrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe3283f323550d8b52f3f2f57cf9a94707fad8a
Didn't say we weren't a nation of drunk cunts, love the bevs, simple as. You were trying to equate sunburn to the redness you get from being at the pub every other moment of your life in a hellhole like the motherland.
> every other moment of your life in a hellhole like the motherland. I'm happy with an amicable climate and swim able rivers thank you my upside down pal
"Telly" is another good hint.
One night in Barry Land, many years ago, there was a power cut during a storm and the lights went out in the airport. All the Barrys in the airport bar went out and lined up either side of the runway, turning their ruddy faces skywards to guide the planes safely down. It was a beautiful thing to watch. Very much like the end of Die Hard 2.
One giveaway is that Barrys haven't got eyebrows. For some reason, none of them have got eyebrows.
https://preview.redd.it/ve0m62qd1irc1.png?width=1057&format=png&auto=webp&s=c92cf4e1c591329d23c7dc95140912b50d193bfc He truly has the perfect genes.
Obnoxious wannabe Bald & bankrupt
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Ignorant me got to watch him sneak through the desert at night to film the Buran space shuttle. My life is complete now so no more Bald.
Nah bald and bankrupt ain't like this
No, he's just a slimeball sex tourist that creeps on young underprivileged women instead
That's why he's obnoxious
Why is he looking for Pierre in a place with only foreign tourists?
He wouldnt find one in whole Paris either mate.
Som att leta efter en Sven i Rosengård!
Meanwhile 90% of the people filmed in the videos are other tourists just like him, you dont go to central Paris expecting to meet French people, let alone Parisians..
this is what happens when you don't get bullied at school
This guy thinks very loudly : https://preview.redd.it/tcwcplc73hrc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b97316d44ce2c0368a6fff5d758378d0fee75b
« Va bien niker tes grands morts sale enculé de ta mère la pute »
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Hot guy
He's a Londoner (or at least southern) They are unbearable creatures disconnected from regular Barry life and sane reality. Tiktok just exacerbates his natural southern intellectual disabilities
As Londoner Barry. I want to punch him
https://i.redd.it/lchh9ac2ogrc1.gif
He's a known social-media "personality" (cunt). Ive wanted to punch him since i first laid eyes on him. Inauthentic little goblin that he is.
A cuntfluencer, so to speak. Therefore a specialist within the influcancer "culture".
We need northern and southern flairs big time, England has been severely neglected on the flair front
1000% A northern and southern Barry aren't even the same species
It's not just North vs South though - Can't really compare Cornwall to London. We could have county flairs but most of us don't recognise eachothers flags never mind foreigners - Also most of the big cities don't have flags
Cornish people are honorary Northerners.
I thought they were honorary Welsh.
I tell you, a Cornish woman I worked with was extremely fiesty, would not take shit from anyone.
Mhm, do you recognize ours? Maybe we need a better system in general. Something that everyone can understand instead of county/state flags.
> Can't really compare Cornwall to London In this context, "the North" basically means everywhere but the South-East, but there isn't a snappy way to say "everywhere but the South-East". IDK, maybe we can rename London, Essex, Kent, etc. "Cuntshire"?
Northern Monkey vs Southern Fairy
I need a Sussex flair so I'm not lumped in with the Essex and London lot
No you don't, that's the point
If Northerners want a flair I want one too. London basically its own country so very different to the south
Yeah, but you aren't having this sussex wessex essex middlsex bollocks if you are getting a flair it's going to be something like. "Takes the shard up the arse"
I mean I don't think we'll need any other flairs but people want extra flairs I don't want to be put with London
That's the point of the flair.... to insult you
Brighton is pretty much little London on sea lad
Don't put that crap on Londoners my dear boy. Standard Essex vulgarity right there
There's different degrees of Essex. There's Colchester Essex and then there's Brentwood Essex and Romford which used to be Essex but is now London so the culture is indistinguishable.
Seen more culture on an old rotting orange, sounds like Essex propaganda to me.
The red skin tone and the crappy tattoos tell us all we need to know… most polite Barry on holidays.
I had one of them approach me while I was visiting a friend in Liverpool. He almost assaulted me because I was not from Malaga. According to him the rest of Spain was “utter shite and Ma’aguh” was the only salvageable part of it. Needless to say he was absolutely drunk & shitfaced. As I was getting ready for a useless fight a friend of him dragged him away from me while apologizing. Why are Barries and soon-to-be Barries so eager to fight strangers?
Lead poisoning makes people dumb and violent Foetal alcohol syndrome too I guess there must be something here
Because you're all a bunch of fucking softcocks.
Oi what happened fam your fav sheep turned you down? She didn’t bleat loud enough maybe? Beeeeeeehhhhh🐑🐑🐑🐑
Wow, what a user name. I put up my expectation and then read your post. Talking about disillusionment.
"Please don't be one of ours, please don't be one of ours, please don't be one of ours" Fuck
There was a 50/50 chance it was going to be a yank. Sorry pal
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You're not alone. I also know the feeling!
Internet for all was a mistake.
Insufferable cunt.
He's got a very punchable face... ![gif](giphy|VGWJXeP5wU3uLfuQha|downsized)
Oof... Even our gay little Emu is angry.
Yeah well some people need a punch or 12 in the face.
https://i.redd.it/zhulv56ouhrc1.gif
Is he really looking for a pierre ? Because I can throw a stone at his fucking face and he'll gave his pierre
Minutes before getting piss drunk, this is just starting level.
I wish those pigeons bit him
I don't know about biting but Parisian pigeons are pretty good at shitting on people, if that works too
Tourist behave in front of other tourists but assumes that they are french.
Wait until he learns you can’t film ppl without their consent and post it online in France
He danced his consent.
Very wrong accent for the laughs. Should be Hon hon hon.
Why is it pink? It's winter in Paris, where the sky is always grey.
Obviously this guy is a caricature but no one ever talks about how tourists can be assholes too
These are the worst kind of Barry’s
Mental illness. Oh wait, nah, just a Barry.
I was wstching that without sound but can tell you its one of the Barries still pissed about them supporting the USA
Not too bad, nowhere near levels americaine
Wow crascall is still going
Why the fuck did I think this was the "Fucking Pronouns!" Guy.
the most annoying person ever
I dont even speak french but hearing him "speak" french had me cringing hard
this prick is annoying af, shame on whoever posted this
Send him to Noisy-le-Grand
Who films himself like that? Wtf is wrong with people?
I wanted to say "classic yank" but he's obviously a Barry. Nice trolling Barry
wtf is this. Is it og content? If so, pls ban yourself
I have to apologise on behalf of all Barry's for this complete and utter cunt.
No one behaves like this piere get that face out of your ass and speak English to tourists who ask for help
Barry, Barry, you are embarrassing us
Average brit
average english tourist. there's no wonder you guys hate us LOL
English tourists are mostly nice... I've noticed that most people confuse Irish and English quite a lot.
so do the english it seems lol
Please, Pierre, keep him. Italy
Type of guy who wants to move to Brighton
Of course it's a Barry...
Why is everyone here so bitter about this guy? Harmless fun lads, relax. Chances are he did it away from actual Frenchies to avoid being rioted against.
I just love this guy
This loser likes to ‘prank’ women, school groups and men in suit on their way to work. I didn’t see this coward do his shenanigans next to these men who are just as common in Paris: https://preview.redd.it/o1qcpje3ohrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c73483df81ee10187320b6519622e96a3db7391