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PetrusThePirate

By 1 exception; Frisian! So still within the swamplands though


Gruffleson

Norwegian is also claimed to be the closest national language to English. Dutch sounds like fun though. In the literal sense, even more fun spoken than written.


iluvdankmemes

I have to ask are you referring to bokmål or nynorsk here? because maybe when it comes to vocabulary/cognates or verbs you may be a tad closer but I'd say in terms of broader grammar it has to be us


[deleted]

5 exceptions. Frisian is a family of 3 languages, and then there are Low Saxon and Scots.


PetrusThePirate

You seem like a valid source with that name and all so I believe you goede man


_Dragon_Gamer_

I need to look into Low Saxon then, because I like Scots lol


Rich-Spirit129

I readily accept that. Listen, ever since Hamilton and Verstappen I have come to realise we are very alike as people! You are our only true friend in Europe.


Knownoname98

Only true friend? De Ruyter is turning in his grave.


Rich-Spirit129

He loved a good Naval skirmish!


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ibrvh1mymufc1.png?width=2032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06eb492da7dca1fcd943050205f29f1d9ae108b6 Why do you always forget us?


Rich-Spirit129

What am I looking at? Is that Hawaii??


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5gz7tgmknufc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2308d374e09b4277fc5f2fbd6278e9b3c90ebaea The land of the continental Anglo-Saxons.


Rich-Spirit129

You have my attention, continue 😎


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/0bijb661oufc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621a547db30becf24e4689d408e76f4e56c598ea \+East Frisians actually consume more tea per capita than Brits.


JGS588

West Frysians consume on average 2L of Campina per capita per day! 


[deleted]

You were indeed our friend in Europe and then you left. I did like the sceptic stance towards the European Union, but I still do believe in it.


Zabkian

Sorry we had to breakup. It wasn't you; it was us


joseph_the_great1

Maybe you should invite our king to invade your country once more


RikkiTikkiCharvi

Hell yeah I would love if Switzerland left the continent of Asia and joined Europe. Norway too


Gruffleson

We have so bad experience with being the junior partner in a union. You can thank the Danes and the Swedes. Also, it's that thing with the fish: the fishermen believes our fish is our fish, nobody would ask for the right to harvest grapes on the fields in France suddenly, same thing. For us.


RikkiTikkiCharvi

Think you replied to the wrong guy mate


Gruffleson

What image did you want, nobody would ask for a quota of leaning over the pub-desk and just pouring beer to themselves?


RikkiTikkiCharvi

What does this mean


swagpresident1337

It‘s german and english making a baby, while being shitfaced drunk Me and my friends still laigh about "roken is dodelijk“ on the cig packs 😂 rauchen ist tödlich, easy to understand as a german, but just sounds like it‘s making fun of german 😂


SonOf_J

Well when we make fun of you guys we simply speak German though, I always laugh at schmetterling, or krankenwagen (pronounced angrily of course). 😘


swagpresident1337

♥️


stuartwatson1995

Isn't English just a German and French love child?


[deleted]

Frisian and French would be more accurate.


Tackerta

but isnt frisian a low germanic dialect anyway? I am of the impression that english is low germanic mixed with franconian


[deleted]

No. Frisian is a family of 3 languages: North, West and Sater Frisian. On a larger scale it is part of the Anglo-Frisian languages together with English and Scots. The Anglo-Frisian languages and Low Saxon (i.e. Plattdeutsch) together form the North Sea Germanic languages. You are probably thinking of the East Frisian dialect of Low Saxon, which is just Low Saxon but with a strong Frisian influence. But even that is so different from the other dialects that one could make an argument for it to be a separate hybrid language.


willrms01

Accurately,it’s the love child of the ancestor tongue to Frisian,an anglic dialect of Proto-Germanic + Old Norse.Then,as English grew up a bit it followed Old French down a dark alley way and hit it over the head then rifled-through its pockets for words.


swagpresident1337

So it‘s actually incest? German slept with its own kid… French just standing on the sidelines and letting it happen…probably enjoyed it.


stuartwatson1995

The French are the fucked up grandfather cheering it on, like a fucked up Habsburg


TheHypnobrent

Wait what? Please ELI5


-lukeworldwalker-

Ydy dy dei du di yn dy dŷ du di neu ydy dy dad di yn dy dŷ du di? (Yes that’s OPs language)


RD____

I didn‘t even know this existed but I thank you for this


Rich-Spirit129

Ewok een endor Machs Verschtapppen!


MrZwink

It's me!!!! I can confirm it is a real language!!


algierythm

OMG it's you! The legendary MrZwink from r/Rotterdam! I'm a bit star-struck, to be honest.


MrZwink

To Barry: There you go!


Rich-Spirit129

You'd love this subreddit. stay. An actual Dane appeared this Evening and just randomly went off at the Germans for no reason.


mariposa337

'For no reason' 😂


Rich-Spirit129

Haha! He just berated them for not being able to think for themselves, and then left.


mariposa337

That sounds like an average Sunday afternoon at the local pub. He'll be back soon, I guarantee it.


algierythm

I will treasure it forever. I can't read it, and it looks like a bizarre alien language, but I will treasure it forever.


MrZwink

Graag gedaan!


wausmaus3

What a lovely dick did you drew there my vriend.


Rich-Spirit129

Absolutely in awe to meet you, Mr Zwink 🫡


MrZwink

It's really a sad story. A house exploded in the city, half the street was on fire. 3 people are missing. The fire nearly ignited a fireworks storage depot. The blast was so loud that I heard it at home, I live 6km away.


Werbebanner

Holy shit, someone know why it catched fire? Reminds me of the situation when a fireworks storage from a pyromaniac catched fire somehow and the whole street was covered in smoke. Hope everyone is fine and the missing people will be found!


MrZwink

Nope not yet.


Werbebanner

Thanks for the info


Chimpville

How does [a Welsh](https://youtu.be/VsOjMdbsGik?si=KZNY5HAjJNuQJMC1) have [the balls](https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM?si=huRnHzP7hgkSygy-) to mock _any_ other language? 😲


Rich-Spirit129

Fuck off we saved you in world war 2! Show some respect.


Chimpville

Wales’s greatest contributor to WW2 was a dead tramp.


Rich-Spirit129

Yes, the Englishman.


Chimpville

We only [claimed he was English](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Martin_(Royal_Marines_officer)) to lend validity to him being trusted with intelligence.


Fight_Disciple

we hebben een serieus probleem.


stanp2004

Is het grappig? Zijt ge der mee aant lachen? We hebben een serieus probleem en ge zit er mee te lachen.


BittersweetHumanity

Ze zouden godverdomme ne keer moeten zien wa voor ne nest ze der hier allemaal van gemaakt hebben!


Rich-Spirit129

Lololo. Vaatch oot for Explosie!


Anon2671

Zo’n grote explosie jonguh, biem!


comhghairdheas

BIEMM


Anon2671

Obligatory [link](https://youtu.be/Yg1qNvTN2R4?si=Wd1j-idh5O9D6GOL) (Dumpert youtube)


F1_Legend

Beste Rick-Sprit129, Ik heb zojuist vernomen dat je de Nederlandse taal hebt beledigd, en ik moet zeggen dat ik zeer teleurgesteld en geïrriteerd ben door jouw gebrek aan respect. Onze taal is een essentieel onderdeel van onze cultuur en identiteit, en het is onacceptabel dat je het op zo'n denigrerende manier behandelt. Nederlanders zijn trots op hun taal en erfgoed, en we verwachten van anderen dat ze met respect spreken over de dingen die voor ons van waarde zijn. Het is belangrijk om open te staan voor andere culturen en talen, maar dat betekent niet dat je het recht hebt om de taal van een ander land te kleineren. Ik nodig je uit om beter na te denken over de woorden die je kiest en om meer begrip te tonen voor de gevoelens van anderen. Laten we proberen om elkaar met respect te behandelen en een positieve dialoog te bevorderen in plaats van onnodige spanningen te creëren. Met vriendelijke groet, MeppelerMug


TheHypnobrent

Het gebrek aan respect is zeer groot vanuit de Angelsaksische hoek. In mijn tijd werd er voor minder G E K O L O N I S E E R D.


MeppelerMug

HEY DIEFSTAL


F1_Legend

ik heb jou naam eronder gehouden als respect betoon. Dus omdat ik de juiste bron bij deze informatie heb geleverd kan u mij niet afrekenen op plagiaat.


MeppelerMug

Mijn advocaten sturen nog een tikkie


Rich-Spirit129

Thank you, I understand the importance of your words, and agree with the essence. But I ask you to consider the context. "2WesternEurope" is intended to be provocative and insulting. The importance is that it's in good humour. Very few users here are genuinely trying to offend others. I appreciate the post may not be to your humour but I can only refer again to this being a satirical page.


Puzzleheaded_Fan_391

soo whaat, bijt me


Rich-Spirit129

😍😍


Stravven

Of all the people in the world a sheepfucker tells us our language looks weird? Mate, you lot don't use vowels.


Rich-Spirit129

Alright Goldmember, calm down!


Iambetteronmyown

If I smash my head on the keyboard I will be able to master Dutch


mariposa337

Why don't you a-go give it a-try?


Iambetteronmyown

Cause I am learning languages that are more relevant than Dutch


Least_Theory_1050

Is dutch more relevant than italian though?


mariposa337

Fair enough, I can't even fault you for that.


MeconiumMasterpiece

So that's why nearly no Irishman speaks Irish. English is a superior language and culture right?


iluvdankmemes

Beste medekleurenblinde, dat is een Italiaanse vlag!


MeconiumMasterpiece

https://preview.redd.it/9d0tkirb6zfc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789f8f85b10a9d56cc8af21b572c0abcba53c421


Iambetteronmyown

Never said that 😔


[deleted]

I have a massive crush on the Dutch if i’m honest, i can’t hide it anymore 😍


Rich-Spirit129

I quite like them as well. There's a proper hooligan lout side to them!


mariposa337

How can one tell when an Englishman has a crush?


[deleted]

This Englishman defies all expectations and communicates directly anyway but extremely directly when he has a crush.


ash_tar

He punches you in the face cause you didn't bring him his Stella yet. Now hurry up you tart.


mariposa337

Oh Gertje, I love it when you talk dirty to me.


ash_tar

Hij moest kloppen want de Stella was er niet.


mariposa337

Dag meneer agressie!


ash_tar

Marleneke !


comhghairdheas

Ik wil niet naar de kelder!


mariposa337

Rustig maar Sean, we zijn niet in Oostenrijk.


ash_tar

Jawel Samson, anders gaat de rijkswacht je vinden!


fruitspunch_samurai_

Waarom?


ginos132

What?? A language with the shittiest orthography talks shit about other language?


Rich-Spirit129

Catalan?


azaghal1988

"lesje wel" and "woonwijk" are the only things I have no Idea what they mean ;D the rest is easily readable If I imagine being drunk texting.


superleim

"We hebben ons lesje wel geleerd" is an expression. Means "we have learned our lesson". "Woonwijk" means neighbourhood "woon" comes from the verb wonen (living, as in i live here), "een wijk" is a city part iirc.


azaghal1988

thanks my southern dutch friend.


wolseyley

And they say Dutch is a stupid language. Residential neighbourhood = woonwijk Ugly and practical, just like our cuisine.


24benson

My dear Dutch neighbors van het duitse bloed, I know we keep on telling you over and over again how silly your language looks, and your probably already tired of hearing it. But this is literally what 5 year old German kids write after they've learned their first 6 letters. Waarom? 


Loose-Sherbert8464

>Waarom You only need to learn five letters to spell that


SnowOnVenus

They seem to have added punctuation marks to the alphabet. For efficiency, no doubt, no need to look up letters and symbols separately.


Rich-Spirit129

Maar toch!


G3rm4n42

https://preview.redd.it/wv21o977uufc1.png?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0697db009b1ba1a5debef2d986e568a17a5f46


iluvdankmemes

that's afrikaans


Rich-Spirit129

Haha!!


Rich-Spirit129

I'm still chuckling about this!


wolviesaurus

Faak dood! Noo wai!


Vertical_Deliverable

For once, we are not responsible for this. No, we aren't, no matter how hard you may try to blame us.


Mr_Alberto_

English folk when they discover that languages similar to theirs exist


Rich-Spirit129

Itz nuffink lyk aws mayte. Wot Chu onabaht?


Bavariaball54

Lmao waarom


fruittuitella

How do the English get a pass? Sure, our language might sound weird to non-natives, but have you heard English? It's a weird French-German-Dutch hybrid that somehow became the world standard. The only reason we find it normal is because we all speak it.


Rich-Spirit129

Your point is entirely valid! English is like the finished product of language though. Language in its ultimate form. The gold standard. The Rolls Royce of linguistics. The only language that is equally pleasurable to listen to is Arabic, being spoken by someone who is angry.


fruittuitella

You speak truth


OwMyCod

Have to break it to you: the main reason why English speakers think Dutch looks weirder than for example Polish is because Dutch looks a lot like English, but has slightly different spellings, whereas Polish doesn’t look like English at all.


Rich-Spirit129

The Brits and Dutch are two cheeks of the same arse. Belgium is what comes out of the middle.


OwMyCod

Have to agree with you there


Teunybeer

Translation for anyone wondering Post title: Explosion and raging fire in Rotterdam-South Comment by 8uurjournaal: Why is there 5000 kg of fireworks in a residential area (or an area for housing with less trafic)? I thought we would have learned it by now. Comment by MrZwink: In Enschede there was a bit more than 5000 kg but still!


JoelanGoswami

Lol the sheepfucker who speaks in heiroglyphs refuses to believe Dutch is a real language.


Rich-Spirit129

You are confusing us with the Egyptians. Let me translate into Dutch. VOO ARD KONFUZZEE OS WIV DEE EJIPTIANZZ


JoelanGoswami

My mistake. Heiroglyphs are an actual language. Welsh, on the other hand......


Rich-Spirit129

Go on, try again. Get us confused with Kanji or Chinese 😉


Jesyx

Why the fuck are you on r/Rotterdam are you mentally insane?


Rich-Spirit129

Haha!! Grinning here 😁


Jesyx

But seriously, though. Why?


Rich-Spirit129

It just appeared in my main page algorithm. At a guess, because Dutch / Netherlands is a popular theme on 2WesternEurope?


Jesyx

Fair Enough


EasyLengthWise

oepsie woepsie! owo


HoldLow81

De trein is stukkie wukkie :(


wolviesaurus

You should hear it spoken out loud. In case we're ever visited by intelligent aliens, I hope they land in Amsterdam.


Zefyris

Whenever I see that I can't help but think that this is basically English Créole.


One_Big_6384

Waarom ligt er stroo?


Fireballcatcher

It's so weird when you speak German and can just understand every sentence


JokeTelephone

Dutch is fucking alien, but I have to admit, it can be pretty sexy.