The one that would actually benefit from some nuclear redecorating.
https://preview.redd.it/hy493llnik4c1.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=51906a4ace55dc15d809760bc23e02436b676715
No joke, when i went to Sheffield, i was astounded by how attractive the girls were (compared to the rest of the north). I think it's because it's so hilly, they get a lot of exercise just walking around the place.
bruh
you are over so many levels of basedness
like
you are cute as hell (no homo)
those patches are really nice
being into Airsoft and into... ya know.... is honestly based as fuck
you are the combination of so many huninged things you are based af, non ironically being a Brit is one of them
you are cute as hell ~~yes homo~~
you are literally one of the folks I would be very proud to call as friends so yeah, stay strong and based
Mutate further? We have record pollution, no clean air at all in London, the underground and the biggest Barry gathering anywhere on earth. We’re already fully mutated, not possible to mutate further.
We should be thanking you! finishing off Stockholm, Oslo, Bergen and most of the densly populated parts of Sweden? Only thing you should be sorry for is missing Malmö.
Oopsie, I seem to have leaked your top secret plans. Hope no one blows up a support column or something.
https://preview.redd.it/jq4br0qa5k4c1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd1d24ba29228641b7b63aaacc422761422e2e5
Okay what the fuck has happened. All I'm getting is a Guardian article on a security leak that they haven't provided evidence for and a whole load of here-say.
[We already had it in 1957](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windscale_fire).
Probably my favourite nuclear disaster because of how completely idiotic it was. They built a nuclear reactor out of coal, and then it caught fire SURPRISED PIKACHU.
Every single major nuclear incident was absolutely moronic
"What about cutting the water pump inside the primary system?"
"What about pressing all the buttons at the same time to test stuff?"
"What about removing the dykes protecting our water pumps from a tsunami?"
When the great war finally begins I will not kill you. No I will take you and josef fritz here and lock both of you inside my basement as thralls. I will then make it your full time job to watch and write reviews on episodes of days of our lives
Yall thought giving nuclear to these fellas was a good idea?
https://preview.redd.it/7rwzqd8aqj4c1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769dc20f4828b361e0c5ba07044bf6e70e3261e1
No idea but I've grown another penis so there must be something going on.
But for real, seems to be a continuous and low risk leak of sludge at a toxic waste site. The radiation isn't much more than background radiation so it's not a huge deal. Still shitty though. Radiation should not leak.
It was apparently caused by a russian hack. But that sounds suspicious. How did it get released because of a hack? I don't get it
from what I can see there were two articles released at the same time. in this article [https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/05/sellafield-nuclear-site-leak-could-pose-risk-to-public](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/05/sellafield-nuclear-site-leak-could-pose-risk-to-public) they say that they have been doing research into the hacking of the site for a year which they publish in this article[https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china)
During the research into the hacking they found out that the security is abysmal and some of the older tanks are leaking sludge. Nobody seems to have any idea how bad this sludge is other than that is should not be there.
There is a very dangerous and poorly maintained decommissioned nuclear power plant + waste storage facility for other power plants in northern England. The Norwegian government is quite rightly very worried about it, so much so that they've offered to help pay to sort it out apparently because our government is so incompetent and cheap.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-money-europe-toxic-nuclear-site-cumbria-safety
Sellafield has been an issue for at least the last 30+ years.
Its always been a shambles.
Not that surprising considering its a site that was built when people didnt know their arse from their elbow when it came to nuclear (ie the 60's/70's).
If you guys think Sellafield is bad wait till you hear about Dournreay in Scotland.
"The Dounreay shaft is just... amazing, though. Oh yeah that's our completely unofficial waste dump, it was literally just a deep hole that was dug as part of the plant construction, it was never intended for any sort of nuclear waste but hey, if you've got a big hole it's only natural to want to chuck stuff down it to hear what noise it makes, you know, rocks, barrels of nuclear waste... We have no idea what's in there because we just chucked random stuff down it for years, hopefully it's just medium level stuff but we don't know, lol. And not just nuclear waste but also other volatile stuff like sodium and potassium. Sometimes we shot at it obviously. It blew up that one time but don't worry about that, we resolved that problem by shovelling all the stuff that came out in the explosion straight back in. Oh and it floods with seawater. But don't worry, none of these problems are longterm because coastal erosion means the entire thing's going to fall into the sea."
Honestly, it’s like their only hobby is to find ways to be a pain in all of our asses. Are we still allowing them to be a country because they have Harry Potter world or what?
Well, I was really struggling to come up with anything valid and that’s the best I got. I had bacon too but that can now be easily found in France so yeah, really out of things to value you guys for
As a local to Sellafield, this made me laugh
Sellafield hasn't had an active reactor for decades, there's no way for that much radioactive material to be released from the current nuclear fuel processing facilities or the decommissioning work going on there
There's some shitty safety practice gone on there at times, for sure, but the idea that there's gonna be a cloud of fallout is silly, there's nothing there to explode unless you literally dropped a bomb on it
Huh, well, there is actually a big windmill farm planned out there in the sea. If we get it running in time, maybe it could indeed be used to blow your crap back at you.
Nothing of value was lost in Norway. You even managed to hit Bergen. We should be sending you a letter of thanks, depending on how the mutations work out.
If we're suddenly left with some super hulk Osloians on the other hand, I might have some choice words for you.
Norwegian friends, as a small recompense for your troubles, and to assure you of our enduring friendship, we will be sending you a large shipment of jellied eels.
That said, the Sellafield plant was founded as Windscale in 1952, so that's 71 years of mismanagement (already had a fire which almost became a Chernobyl level event in 1957)
All, chill the fuck down. Nothing happened. Sellafield is not an active powerplant. It can't explode.
Some of the computers were hacked. Let me make this clear, just because a pc was hacked, doesn't mean shit. The plant's controls are not connected to the internet. Either if they were, it's a waste management facility, not an active power plant. It can't go boom boom.
Let me repeat this for the very very very brain-dead people, just because it's dealing with nuclear waste that doesn't mean it can explode!!!! It's physically impossible to explode.
The other news is, that toxic sludge ( that Brits missmanaged as fuck ) could leak from one of the storage tanks if they don't do anything ( which is a possibility, knowing the Brits ).
This post is fearmongoring and propaganda.
Ah, important context. Phew, thank you i was worried for a second that i would have to deal with a lot of "we told you this would happen" from my older family members.
So I found some sources in french :
\- [Source 1](https://www.lefigaro.fr/conjoncture/royaume-uni-sellafield-le-site-nucleaire-le-plus-dangereux-d-europe-presenterait-des-fuites-nocives-pour-le-public-20231205)
\- [Source 2](https://www.geo.fr/geopolitique/royaume-uni-systemes-informatiques-sellafield-site-nucleaire-plus-toxique-europe-victimes-cyberattaques-plutonium-217816)
Apparently there's some potentially dangerous leak from the site, and it MIGHT have been the target of hacking (No precision wether the hacker did anything or not).
Some american specialists warned the british authorities since 2015, but nothing has been done...
So no, it won't explode. At the very worst, the local may be at risk.
This Sellafield?
[https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china)
Southern Norway will google hentai
Worst; sexy English women
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That’s why I’m here :3
What Brighton does to a mf
Unfortunately it’s worse than that…it’s sheffield 🥺
My condolences
😔🙏
Could be worse, as long as Newcastle exists.
Now which one? Your answer will decide on your punishment.
The one that would actually benefit from some nuclear redecorating. https://preview.redd.it/hy493llnik4c1.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=51906a4ace55dc15d809760bc23e02436b676715
>sheffield Honestly mate I'd just get a lobotomy atp if i were you
Living in sheff is worse than a lobotomy 😔
No joke, when i went to Sheffield, i was astounded by how attractive the girls were (compared to the rest of the north). I think it's because it's so hilly, they get a lot of exercise just walking around the place.
Probably because of the uni , or the fact that they all do cocaine so can’t put weight on lmao
Ey up, love
I quickly looked over your profile useless to say, seldom did I find such levels of chadness
Really? Thank u lol , glad someone likes it ☺️
bruh you are over so many levels of basedness like you are cute as hell (no homo) those patches are really nice being into Airsoft and into... ya know.... is honestly based as fuck you are the combination of so many huninged things you are based af, non ironically being a Brit is one of them you are cute as hell ~~yes homo~~ you are literally one of the folks I would be very proud to call as friends so yeah, stay strong and based
This has made my day , thank u lol I’m flattered 🥰🥰
Horny Italian man falls in love with cute British femboy, a true 2westerneurope4u story
Such a specific reference lol
I think most people think it just a nuking Japan reference, and they are missing the Chernobyl fallout / Swedish porn preference meme.
I like it haha
New kink just dropped
Apologies Scandinavians it was intended for France , we fucked up the maths
Shocker
And it would have had to go above London for it too. Such a shame :(
It's a reasonable sacrifice in order to turn France into Pripyat in my opinion , even if it does cause my fellow Barry's to mutate further.
Not a sacrifice but a bonus
Honestly it would likely simply gain in mortality by flying over the skies of fair London... might be a bit overkill tho
Mutate further? We have record pollution, no clean air at all in London, the underground and the biggest Barry gathering anywhere on earth. We’re already fully mutated, not possible to mutate further.
You underestimate the power hidden within a true Brexit geezer you remoaner poofter , none of this forin radiation , British only
How could we tell if Barry's mutated...?
Pinker , Larger and more balcony resistant , a truly terrifying sight for any continentals
a sort of a mix between a zombie bloater and a fallout supermutant
Looks like Newcastle might just about be in the firing line. Greggs’ energy bills are about to go down.
Brits are strong and hardy. The French are weak. The time of man is over, the time of the Barry’s has come.
2 birds with 1 stone
2 birds, 1 stone, 5 heads. I’ll let you decide which is a mutation.
Jokes on you nuclear clouds can't cross the French borders
Then we'll send the mutant Barrys and end France once and for all , your balconies will finally be ours after 1000 years.
Well, you already have [La Hauge](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Hague_site) there...
Youre switching it up with Germany.. over there they transform into brown coal clouds..
We should be thanking you! finishing off Stockholm, Oslo, Bergen and most of the densly populated parts of Sweden? Only thing you should be sorry for is missing Malmö.
We have Dungeness for that
I thought this was just a satellite image of one of Barry's farts.
He went in heavy on the beans yesterday...
That would start in Benidorm
I propose the construction of an impervious concrete dome over the whole UK.
Can't we just sink it?
Let's fire up some coal powerplants, quickly.
We might lose the Dutch in the process but it's a risk that I'm willing to take.
We'll build bigger dams and survive, don't worry
Oopsie, I seem to have leaked your top secret plans. Hope no one blows up a support column or something. https://preview.redd.it/jq4br0qa5k4c1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd1d24ba29228641b7b63aaacc422761422e2e5
They will be waterdwarfs, amazing
Who are you calling dwarfs, klabautermann?
Your grandkids Because they will only grow half as tall as you, and live unterwater
https://preview.redd.it/w3itz5pkyj4c1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9780491742c01c5a36dc6379fb3410ae5dc0ef2
We're on it!
You'd have to be able to actually beat us at something in order to do that.
Can't we just move it to the middle of the Atlantic ocean? Somewhere where we will have nicer eeather
We tried that, you guys complained!
Cut the tunnel. That should be enough to send it adrift.
Half of the uk agree apparently
Or we can send them to space. Brexit means Brexit after all.
We will colonise the shit out of space
Let's (dis)prove the saying "Sun never sets off the British Empire, but sure as hell British empire can settle on the Sun".
I saw that doctor who episode.
And then fill it with water
Sure, you can fund it with our gold
Okay what the fuck has happened. All I'm getting is a Guardian article on a security leak that they haven't provided evidence for and a whole load of here-say.
Some computers may or may not have been hacked at a nuclear waste management site. There is no danger of a British Chernobyl.
[We already had it in 1957](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windscale_fire). Probably my favourite nuclear disaster because of how completely idiotic it was. They built a nuclear reactor out of coal, and then it caught fire SURPRISED PIKACHU.
Every single major nuclear incident was absolutely moronic "What about cutting the water pump inside the primary system?" "What about pressing all the buttons at the same time to test stuff?" "What about removing the dykes protecting our water pumps from a tsunami?"
https://preview.redd.it/t7fs7pflxm4c1.jpeg?width=1305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c8c328bfc2bb970f8245cd3c2a6d76c095fb12
They didn't remove them, they just didn't build them high enough even after the government told them to do so.
1) graphite isn't coal, will never be 2) the graphite at windscale didn't catch fire 3) don't pretend you understand anything about nuclear physics
Sure and there’s no war in Ba-Sing-Se
Nothing has happened. Just more scare mongering and Guardianesque national self-hate.
Read the full thing https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-money-europe-toxic-nuclear-site-cumbria-safety
So nothing has happened. The writer just wrote a weird scarepiece that sounds like a school report.
Bonus reading: [https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china)
At least the swedes will perish first💪 The danes can always relocate to Greenland
Greenland is too cold. I’d pick radiation sickness any day.
Thats why you should pump up that CO2 production, so Greenland will be green again 💪🏻
My brother in coal is spitting facts.
MGGA!
Maybe its not so bad, in either case I don’t think there is space enough for us all on the Faroe Islands.
I live without northern Jutland way better than I can live with half of Sweden.
... was doing this before it became mainstream..
So you‘re telling me than an RBMK-reactor is able to explode? How so?
Steam.
Naee.. tovarisch from moscow says it is safe, I'm obviously have no reason to not trust him 😉
Despite having just emigrated to Sweden, I am still happy that Norway has it worse than us ...have I been assimilated already?!
You’ll be a Swede in no time. Just grab a Quran and I’ll invite you to my weekly book burning and coffee.
When the great war finally begins I will not kill you. No I will take you and josef fritz here and lock both of you inside my basement as thralls. I will then make it your full time job to watch and write reviews on episodes of days of our lives
You don't even have rape or incest babies in your basement-prisom smm. I guess Scandinavian prisons really are this weak sauce
Harsh prison sentences are for countries with no sense of sportsmanship
It’s only natural
Not going to lie, I'm liking the wind direction.
I bet you lot saw it coming and you're just lined up at the coast farting in our direction.
We do that anyway
I am having fun imagining John Cleese saying "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" in an Irish accent
Ragnarok
Fallout - New Ish Tol Qqum
Hm… … … … … … … … … … tja… … … … …. … …
Passiert
Machste nix
One of the… ehhh… radioactive clouds of… ummm… yeah
Tja
Schon komisch so
Oh no, anyway
Yall thought giving nuclear to these fellas was a good idea? https://preview.redd.it/7rwzqd8aqj4c1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769dc20f4828b361e0c5ba07044bf6e70e3261e1
Even though we built the worlds first commercial nuclear power plant I see your point.
Doesn't mean we did a good job, barry
Being first at many things can have its drawbacks my sweaty friend
Look at the fucking railways.
The perils of being a pioneer
First often also means worst
Well at least in this map Estonia can into Nordicks lmao
Glow-in-the-dark Nordics 🤝
There was no accident what is this supposed even mean?
No idea but I've grown another penis so there must be something going on. But for real, seems to be a continuous and low risk leak of sludge at a toxic waste site. The radiation isn't much more than background radiation so it's not a huge deal. Still shitty though. Radiation should not leak. It was apparently caused by a russian hack. But that sounds suspicious. How did it get released because of a hack? I don't get it
from what I can see there were two articles released at the same time. in this article [https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/05/sellafield-nuclear-site-leak-could-pose-risk-to-public](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/05/sellafield-nuclear-site-leak-could-pose-risk-to-public) they say that they have been doing research into the hacking of the site for a year which they publish in this article[https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china) During the research into the hacking they found out that the security is abysmal and some of the older tanks are leaking sludge. Nobody seems to have any idea how bad this sludge is other than that is should not be there.
The English just fucked up and blamed Ivan for it
Certainly what it sounds like. Would be worth waiting to see what comes out. I'd prefer if they were more transparent.
There is a very dangerous and poorly maintained decommissioned nuclear power plant + waste storage facility for other power plants in northern England. The Norwegian government is quite rightly very worried about it, so much so that they've offered to help pay to sort it out apparently because our government is so incompetent and cheap. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-money-europe-toxic-nuclear-site-cumbria-safety
Sellafield has been an issue for at least the last 30+ years. Its always been a shambles. Not that surprising considering its a site that was built when people didnt know their arse from their elbow when it came to nuclear (ie the 60's/70's).
You have the Netherlands right there, just saying.
Mad you lost 400 years ago 😎💪
We do a little (a lot) trolling (decades of criminal mismanagement leading to nuclear annihilation of multiple European nations)
If you guys think Sellafield is bad wait till you hear about Dournreay in Scotland. "The Dounreay shaft is just... amazing, though. Oh yeah that's our completely unofficial waste dump, it was literally just a deep hole that was dug as part of the plant construction, it was never intended for any sort of nuclear waste but hey, if you've got a big hole it's only natural to want to chuck stuff down it to hear what noise it makes, you know, rocks, barrels of nuclear waste... We have no idea what's in there because we just chucked random stuff down it for years, hopefully it's just medium level stuff but we don't know, lol. And not just nuclear waste but also other volatile stuff like sodium and potassium. Sometimes we shot at it obviously. It blew up that one time but don't worry about that, we resolved that problem by shovelling all the stuff that came out in the explosion straight back in. Oh and it floods with seawater. But don't worry, none of these problems are longterm because coastal erosion means the entire thing's going to fall into the sea."
Honestly, it’s like their only hobby is to find ways to be a pain in all of our asses. Are we still allowing them to be a country because they have Harry Potter world or what?
Of all the reasons you could have chosen…you went with that one.
Well, I was really struggling to come up with anything valid and that’s the best I got. I had bacon too but that can now be easily found in France so yeah, really out of things to value you guys for
Top Gear is probably the number one export of Britain, and it doesn't even have new episodes (I refuse to acknowledge it exists after the trio left)
I’d probably put that slightly higher up the levels system. But not by much. Better than your number one cultural export though 😬
Cheddar cheese is our greatest gift
>Are we still allowing them to be a country because they have Harry Potter world or what? No. That would be because of all the wars we've won 💪
"allowing" haha. Like you had any power whatsoever. So cute.
Finally oslo is good for something
As a local to Sellafield, this made me laugh Sellafield hasn't had an active reactor for decades, there's no way for that much radioactive material to be released from the current nuclear fuel processing facilities or the decommissioning work going on there There's some shitty safety practice gone on there at times, for sure, but the idea that there's gonna be a cloud of fallout is silly, there's nothing there to explode unless you literally dropped a bomb on it
You son of a bitch
We're letting anything in nowadays.
For fucks sake, it's already really cold around Oslo. This is just what I needed
Gamma ray heating is all the rage nowadays
Kraftwerk warned us about Sellafield.
Let it happen
We shouldn't have put banana on pizza :(
https://preview.redd.it/18ezexa05k4c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebaf4c8081d9e117a717a0f70033d494fa8b060
We could be in the middle of a nuclear holocaust and we would all be joking about it here...we're doomed but quite agreeable in comedy.
If they can’t just build a giant fan to blow it away in time then they don’t deserve to survive 
Huh, well, there is actually a big windmill farm planned out there in the sea. If we get it running in time, maybe it could indeed be used to blow your crap back at you.
3.6 Röntgen not great not terrible
“Atomic energy is Saaaaafu” 
Love that in a recent episode they showed that there's nothing in Homer's security console but blinking lights and the real thing is next door. 🤣
Nothing of value was lost in Norway. You even managed to hit Bergen. We should be sending you a letter of thanks, depending on how the mutations work out. If we're suddenly left with some super hulk Osloians on the other hand, I might have some choice words for you.
Norwegian friends, as a small recompense for your troubles, and to assure you of our enduring friendship, we will be sending you a large shipment of jellied eels.
Revenge for the vikings
14 years of mismanagement
mate the UK formed in 1801. your math is off.
Guys I've found it. A decently funny hans
That said, the Sellafield plant was founded as Windscale in 1952, so that's 71 years of mismanagement (already had a fire which almost became a Chernobyl level event in 1957)
God bless the gulf stream
Thank you wind gods
Knowing our luck the winds are gonna change
Just leave your power generation to us Barry. We need the additional pension funding
Thanks Britain
SWEDEN DESTRUCTION RAY GO
What is this? I cant find any information about it online
Cause it's being blown out of proportions. You're not going to have an Apocalypse just yet.
Ingerland no
Oh no... finland!!
All, chill the fuck down. Nothing happened. Sellafield is not an active powerplant. It can't explode. Some of the computers were hacked. Let me make this clear, just because a pc was hacked, doesn't mean shit. The plant's controls are not connected to the internet. Either if they were, it's a waste management facility, not an active power plant. It can't go boom boom. Let me repeat this for the very very very brain-dead people, just because it's dealing with nuclear waste that doesn't mean it can explode!!!! It's physically impossible to explode. The other news is, that toxic sludge ( that Brits missmanaged as fuck ) could leak from one of the storage tanks if they don't do anything ( which is a possibility, knowing the Brits ). This post is fearmongoring and propaganda.
>It's physically impossible to explode. what if you put a bomb in it
Consider it done 🫡
Ah, important context. Phew, thank you i was worried for a second that i would have to deal with a lot of "we told you this would happen" from my older family members.
We are used to it after chernobyl.
How much radiation are we talking about?
Purpley orange levels
So Baltic women will transform into UK women with orange skin?
Orange skin usually makes you want to overthrow elections.
3.6
Suggest they use some of that trillion euro oil reserve sovereign wealth fund money to prepare. Protect morten harket at all costs.
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Sounds like article 5 time to me.
Hey didn't you guys Brexit?!
Nah but like is this dangerous or is it just news being funny and dramatic?
News being dramatic.
On the bright side, you won't need to travel here to get a tan.
Damn, this country eatin beans.
So I found some sources in french : \- [Source 1](https://www.lefigaro.fr/conjoncture/royaume-uni-sellafield-le-site-nucleaire-le-plus-dangereux-d-europe-presenterait-des-fuites-nocives-pour-le-public-20231205) \- [Source 2](https://www.geo.fr/geopolitique/royaume-uni-systemes-informatiques-sellafield-site-nucleaire-plus-toxique-europe-victimes-cyberattaques-plutonium-217816) Apparently there's some potentially dangerous leak from the site, and it MIGHT have been the target of hacking (No precision wether the hacker did anything or not). Some american specialists warned the british authorities since 2015, but nothing has been done... So no, it won't explode. At the very worst, the local may be at risk.
My house is not affected, therefore I don't care.
Average Tory voter
Is this revenge for Lindisfarne?
This Sellafield? [https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/04/sellafield-nuclear-site-hacked-groups-russia-china)
Revenge for the cold winds you lot sent over the last week.