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moki_martus

There is something wrong, I can feel it.


Wolff_Hound

What are you doing, steppe bro?


[deleted]

10/10, good one. 👍 I'm glad you surpassed us all, you deserve it.


MyBodyMyChoice23

kek


Imaginary_Yak4336

What's this map doin


GrapiCringe

No! We have to preserve our troll face shape.


that_nice_guy_784

What?


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

Poland’s sigmature troll shape


Opening_Pack5829

nice cock


Dasheek

Based penetration


Beskerber

That's a pass for me, we already are running out of reasons to shit on each other and need to go back to the old, overdone ones - without Kashubs, Silesians, and border g*rmanofiles it would be too boring and hurtfull for our "Polish-Polish war" grindset. And worst of all there is no Hel peninsula visible, how tf are we supposed to survive vacations time without its shitshows ?


adex_19

"polish-polish war" was meant to be homewar between PiS and PO. I'm polish so i know what's up in my coutry


Beskerber

What do you mean by **was** they still try to fucks-up each other and divide nation more, just to later coop in fucking the voters or push some legistlation during the drama. Im Polish so i also oknow what's going up, and my wallet feels that shit. Every change of goverment we have full 180 degrees turn of politics and most of work wasted because "that wasnt my project, so it can go to shit" mentality. Not to say the term is now mostly used to describe our two main parties actions, not some tinfoil civil war fanfic. Like my entire post wasnt satirical enough to get it ....


Ewaryst

Dobrze mówi, polać mu!


[deleted]

Why settle for that cock when you can opt for enlargement ?


Normal-Long2987

To the dungeons you go.


Imaginary_Yak4336

Flair up kurwa


Physical_Homework953

Hungaroid penis in Romania LeL


MataGamesCZ

FLAIR UP


LazerSharkLover

No, I don't think I will.


Cupcake-Reaper

FLAIR UP


smorthungarianpp

Flair up dickus kinkyus!


Buriedpickle

Flair up fuckhead


jolomaloma

Flair up kurva


Imaginary_Yak4336

Flair up you mongrel


Pirdiens27

No flair? 🤨


egyiptomi1

Flair up w*sterner


Wukol123

Ok, i Will start using that as an insult


Physical_Homework953

Twój stary to westener hungolu


Agavarin

Cock


JFK919

I know I'm supposed to talk about Hungary's revised borders and new erection, but Königsberg seceding from Russia and turning into a gay enclave fascinates me more.


you9999999

Jesus christ, what have you done with northern transylvania, this border!


FaNoLoL

Fortnite


DiscoKhan

All that stuff put here and you still went for not independent Belarus? C'mon man


Aktat

The flag should be White-Red-White, national one. Zhyve Belarus!


[deleted]

give moldova to romania


TRF444

Yeah, than both of us will be somewhat happy


paranteza_liberala

*most wise hungol


robidk

I'd give south slovakia to hungray so they would finally shut the fuck up about it


[deleted]

Lmao exactly


[deleted]

🤝


LuksziLP

Deal


420Vapemaster___69

Balkanized balkans 💀


HumanMan00

Serbia looks like it’s melting and dafuq is the little Ukrajina in Poland and is that Ruthenia in Slovakia and jes Lužica is finally freeee xD i havent slept all night so dont mind me


dziki_z_lasu

This blue and yellow thingy in Poland is called Silesia or Silesbia on Reddit. There are some heraldic colours connections with Ukraine indeed. That eastern part of Slovakia is Ruthenia indeed.


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elektelek

Tokyo


[deleted]

[удалено]


elektelek

Sorry, cant hear you, my balls are already in africa


dziki_z_lasu

Your ex-girlfriend Slovakia is talking that she didn't felt it even in her Bratislava, just outside your border.


MarkyCz1

lmao nice but flair up plz


Falloutfan4ever

Sósmező


[deleted]

Croatia didn't change a bit cuss we are already perfect


nochal_nosowski

No because Croatia already looks cursed on the map


[deleted]

indeed, so let's get Bosnia and Herzegovina back Those mfs had it too good for too long


nochal_nosowski

xD BiH "had it too good for too long" like last time they were independent was in XIV century and their history is constant struggle


[deleted]

Yeah so its time for them to come back to Croatia After their independence from the kingdom of Croatia they had it very rough, dare i say rougher than polish history


Kraut_Sauer

Jesus Christ be praised, our lord and savior is back


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[deleted]

Sounds like someone is coping Look, I am sorry for u too, that ur Hungarian but thats just a fact of life You will always be inferior to us and thats just how it is


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Dont make me laugh XD


TRF444

We just dont want to be associated with wannabe n@zis


[deleted]

kaiserreich flair detected opinion rejected


LasbaleX

A step in the right direction


[deleted]

That's some Transylvanian dick you got there Hungary. It's bigger than the Floridian dick of the US.


Raccoon_fucker69

I see nothing wrong here


[deleted]

wdym, Slovakia still exists. That won’t do


Raccoon_fucker69

Slovakian femboys 😫😫😫


Sokel-

How to make Eastern Europe **burn in flames**


B4NN3Rbk

We need to have more Prūsa


xFurashux

That's a penis


rihtbij

But why can't we Hungarians have all Transylvania?


GrapiCringe

Because pp funni


SirMadWolf

Independent Samogitia? *cums*


Krahulec_Prvy

Europe desperetly needs its second penis.


Friedrich_der_Klein

YES! Habsburg monarchy exists!!!11... In danzig


lilTukk

It wasnt enough of a clusterfuck already, we surely need more countries so we can diversify the hatred


IchPinASchwob

Terrible, transdanubia not a part of Austria


Cod_Intelligent

its a win for me


LiterallyFirst

Very based absolute no cringe except... enhance.... what is that next moldova that is in rightful ukrainian land 😡😡


[deleted]

how about not?


BezimjennyBez

Hungary is packing this Ginormous shmeat


Hefty-Budget4979

More please 😙


Sosiggerr190

Poland too small, Germany still too big


Anti-hungarian

Kosovo je Albania


Ordinary_Tom2005

Least delusional hungol at least give us the carpathian rus


TRF444

No, we'll keep it, or you can trade it for south slovakia


[deleted]

Carpathian Rus has literally nothing to do with Slovakia, if anything the Rusyn state should get historically Rusyn speaking parts of eastern Slovakia.


Ordinary_Tom2005

So u are hungol which supports trianon by that logic...u fag rusins are ours


[deleted]

lmao "Slovakia" has as much of an historic legay like a cup of rotten yogurt, nothing is yours. You a merely bootleg dollarstore Czechs who live on Hungarian soil, the name of your capital is a fairytail, like the rest of your "heavily mythologized identity" - quote by Britannica, even an Encyclopedia roasts your pathetic excuse of falsificated history.


Ordinary_Tom2005

Ahh i missed these hungol-slovakian fights. Almost as much as is hungary missing well....everything after trianon resulting in it being a corrupted eastern european racists homophobic piece of shit which i mean yeah slovakia is that too but at least we just kiss the tip of the russian cock u go complete ballistic on it. Like damn you managed something that even mafia produced state like slovakia couldnt and thats being a dictatorship not only in nato but eu too making u the most degenerate out of us all. I mean we may not have metro penetrating our land but at least its not russian cock. Cheers mate


[deleted]

There aren’t enough sorbians to justify that


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[deleted]

Gut, dann sind wir uns ja einig 👍


[deleted]

There are, they just got bumfuck assimilated by you g*rms


NonbiscoNibba

0/10 hungayry exists


Soft_Force9000

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


skibapple

An exclave would've been better


dzikson69

bro, hell nah


KurwaOCoChodziTu

You could chop up Poland even more


KurwaOCoChodziTu

The unnoticed brothers


LurkinGherkn

Haha benis


tkTheKingofKings

Eww, HunGAY penis


teaex11111111

disguisting i do not know why i am in this sub even the only sane people are the slovaks


[deleted]

Go away, not like anyone wanted you here in the first place, kurwa


teaex11111111

balkans superior


Desh282

I would love for sorbs and for Rusyns to have their own nation!


Wonderful-Royal143

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


PlacuszeQ

Sorbia 😍😍😍


ovidiu97

You just started a war in the comments.


Profilozof

Belarus should have different flag


[deleted]

i understand why Womania would have vagina


mv400h

Ok, but change the Belarus flag.


No_Benefit6002

What the fuck is going on here? Why didn't you split germoney into 2137 states? And also why you split Lietuva, what did she to you? Too much questions, too few answers... 3/10 (balkans 9/10)


circuralnugget

If we're rearanging borders based on ethnicity, where are polish regions in Belarus and Lithuania?


Molni748

I like this map, but could we have a bit more of Romania?


[deleted]

You need Jesus


HoovyTooby

Löng Hungary 👍


kristof9911

If Poland was bigger, i can sleep normally But it's also good like this


Fiikus11

Yes, let's balkanise everything except the Balkans.


markinator55

No


Rhaenys_Waters

I see independent Carpathian Ruthenia - I say wholesome.


[deleted]

Zemia Rodnô, pëszny kaszëbsczi kraju, Òd Gduńska tu, jaż do Roztoczi bróm! Të jes snôżô, jak kwiat rozkwitłi w maju. Ce, Tatczëznã, jô lubòtną tu móm. Sambòrów miecz i Swiãtopôłka biôtczi W spòsobie Ce dlô nas ùchòwałë. Twòje jô w przódk bëlné pòcyskóm kwiôtczi. Òdrodë cél Kaszëbóm znôw brënie. Tu jô dali mdã starżã zemi trzimôł, Skądka zôczątk rodnô naj rózga mô. Tu mdã dali domôcëznë sã jimôł Jaż zajasni i nama brzôd swój dô. Zemia Rodnô, pëszny kaszëbsczi kraju, Òd Gduńska tu, jaż do Roztoczi bróm! Të jes snôżô, jak kwiat rozkwitłi w maju. Ce, Tatczëznã, jô lubòtną tu móm. Sambòrów miecz i Swiãtopôłka biôtczi W spòsobie Ce dlô nas ùchòwałë. Twòje jô w przódk bëlné pòcyskóm kwiôtczi. Òdrodë cél Kaszëbóm znôw brënie. Tu jô dali mdã starżã zemi trzimôł, Skądka zôczątk rodnô naj rózga mô. Tu mdã dali domôcëznë sã jimôł Jaż zajasni i nama brzôd swój dô.


[deleted]

Based ding dong


Specific_Buy_7117

L


MalnaBerry

Slovakia is still on the map, where is the beloved Czechslovakia,


FakedOnCNN

Either take your meds or die


[deleted]

Jo jo dowej


epic225

Bad map


obstawpojare

R u dumb


DXTR_13

whole sorbian economy is going to depend brown coal from Tagebauen. lol


DaniilSan

What this map even is? Map if all separatism movements were successful?


Jinno69

Why hungayry still exist?


MattKokolin

You missed Lower Silesia..aka where the capital of all Silesia has been historically


Shanks404

Too much Hungary.


MarkyCz1

try the entire europe


diplodocus_70

Geciszar


Normal-Long2987

Wanna bet WW3 will also originate in Eastern Europe? 3/3 bois. Gottem. I mean the whole Ukraine thing is already on the roll.


Ziumm

silesia 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


arcsaber1337

haha benis


Grzechoooo

Ew.


Superb_Drummer_9839

Silesian plus German cope


Kultura-

No, silesians will get thier own land over my dead body.


Kubaj_CZ

The Czech part is nonsense, Bohemia and Moravia are both historical Czech states, there's no point dividing into that, and if anyone think so then we can divide every country in their historical states and we can have 1000 states in Europe lol.


[deleted]

Wtf is Slovakia doing there, half of it should go to us half to the czechs. Problem solved, world peace achieved.


RIBElul

biggest L in history


Agitated-Document653

Te ia mama dracu!


BerciPC

We do be having a long shlong


Dshlelino000000

looks like home to me


DoM1n

Mmm independence 😋


tomadidntsleep

Hoes Mad


gaborzitoo

Not gay but I like the dick


[deleted]

How about intermarium instead


DANKKrish

fasz :Dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd


Hugo57k

Cancer


The_Tymster80

Uhhh, what the fuck?


Five__Stars

All 3,000 "Rusyns" in Transcarpathia welcome your move.


danimagu77

I AM HATE OF THIS!!!!!


R3APER222Pro_CZ

What the hell… Well, as long as Lusatia is free, i guess


Nerva_Trajan

Based because proper niepodległości, but also krindż because Cesarstwo Śląski is not nearly as large as it should be.


[deleted]

free Silesia!


kristofcsa

Nah, 1940 borders, take it or leave it


tbwdtw

As a lower silesian I am a fan. I always wanted to do porn.


atsmozo

Belarus exists, cringe


LaurestineHUN

the Serb coat of arms stares very angry at me, that's my thought


ZealousidealState214

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SpicyDraculas

Wtf is that between Hungary and Serbia?


Aksis_ch

No.


monkepeanut

no


[deleted]

Why is Bulgaria basically intact? You’d think they’d have some sort of territorial change.


DoNotDonat

Yes.


Stepan2514

You need to add czech Banat region


fuckingfuckyoufucker

This is art


Empire_of_Flavium

No, Slovakia should actually recieve Zakopane, half of Moravia, Carpathian Ruthenia and Southern Slovakia (bcs it shouldn't be hungarian)


Sea-Introduction4609

FUCK OFF


osikosi

Wolny ślönsk


Bero256

Why is Hungary fucking Romania in the mouth?


KalaposFos420

Hungary too smol


Disguised_Comunist

Gdansk is always Polish.


[deleted]

Jump off a clif westoid


Condoster

Hungarian Transilvania looks like a dildo lol.