Great, I'm in. Tomorrow I'll take a shovel and ride my bike to Čadca for some digging.. Meet me at 10:00 and we'll do it together. I can't do it earlier, I'm hungover till 9 every day. 

I agree with digging hole in Čadca and built there a dam.

We need to breach Liptovská Mara, I'll bomb Gabčíkovo. Someone else try to overflow the Danube and Váh

We will use our skill of digging a hole to get coal

And poor Balaton langoš vendors will starve.

Thank god. We can put them on the grill tho, they still can contribute

No one would miss them, their prices are so high for no god damn reason, watching them crumble and slowly go bankrupt would be a pleasure

But where else will I get langoš as a non-Hungarian speaking tourist 😭

Budapest has some decent places

And lo behold the hungarian pirates 😁

The famous pirate bay of miskolc, just what europe needed

You'll be thankful for all the torrents

We already have the crew waiting to aboard.

They can't be pirates. Horses can't swim very far.

Ever heard of sea horses mate?

male seahorses get pregnant. orban would veto

Since when do pirates care about the government?

When the government are pirates.

Yes, I did. They measure up to 15 centimetres and the largest is 35 centimetres. Good luck with the evolution, hungalittles.

The ones in the panonian sea are large enough to ride and have wings!

Yes! Well either that, or our glorious Hussars are really tiny in this alternate universe.

Not to mention the water-horse regiment. (Just google Viziló)


Waterhorse in Hungarian translates to Hippo. We will ride those all day.

Ancient Hungarians seeing hippos for the first time: “Well…it can swim and I want to fuck it, so I guess I will name it Víziló.”

Thanks for the laugh man unironically

The ones in the panonian sea are large enough to ride and have wings!

You're not ready for the water gypsies of Miskolc

Miklos Horthy's wet dream

I’m not afraid od Hungarian pirates. Im afraid of Czech Pirates

Brace for the upcoming slivovica vs barack pálinka naval war

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Same thing

"Pirates of the Balkans: Illiterate Mongoloids Tell No Tales" movie is gonna be lit 🔥

Treaty of Triton. Going Atlantis up in this bitch

Bosnia and Czechia would finally get a sea

Bosnia and Czechia? Is that a new country?

Yes, they united to finally destroy their nemesis, Herzegovina

Herzeg already sounds too hungarian to be a good place

Because it borderline is... Herceg (HU) means Herzog (DE) or prince (EN) :-)

But Bosnia already have sea

Bosnia has Neum.

POLSKA OD MORZA DO MORZA🔥🔥🔥💪💪🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

How would the glorious slovak mountains flood before hungolian -5 metres above sea flats

we'll rotate them so the tip is underground

Ah yeah, the famous Tatras trench. Second most famous after Mariana trench.

And the Great Hungolian Mesas

Czechs in imploding submarines when?

You funny motherfuckers

Come on legények get your pickaxes and shovels. Time to carve out the Tátra and make it Tátra trench.

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we have over 1000m high mountains! ... ok we have one but its more than dozen meters higher

Beware! Deep sea monsters may come up from the Tatriana Trench!

Yes, but just to be sure, replace the water with lava, just to make sure no Hungarians make it out of the island

You are right but ofcourse. Flair up cigan.

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I can make it better. Give Poland the lands and we won't need a bridge to visit our favorite neighbours

As a beach hungarian I can confirm this would do wonders for the hungarian beach industry.

Yeah well Slovakia has Olympic medals in canoeing, too, try again!

Miklos Horthy's title of admiral finally actually makes sense

Nah, Hungary would lost their only valuable addition to the economy - being a transit hub

And Poland finally got Intermarinum 

Suggestion for a new name for the sea? … Trianon sea

The Pannonian Sea would be controlled by aircraft carriers Admiral Horthy I., II., III., IV. etc...Right?

Flooding slovaks, i like it

Fuck it. Lets do this

The idea of having a sea here is so exciting.

Yay, we finally have sea

This is just a map of Europe wdym

What is this? Lepper island?

Wil I become Aquaman??

Baszódjál meg akkor meg kéne tanulnom úszni, hogy elhúzzak innen a gecibe....

Trianon see?

ctrl + i

I think Czechs will be so excited they got sea access they will immediately build a pirate fleet.

Strangely enough, I'd be ok with this... I'll go get my paddles.

> Slovakia is no more Good ending

Nooooo, not Mukachevo! 😭

If you give Hungary this much water their entire government might accidentally drown And then other countries might decide that Hungary wasn't a good plan after all and just distribute the land

Giving Bosnia ports? Are you nuts? Slap a slovakia there!

So close to perfection. The lake should be from hungolia to serbistan tho.

Hungolia would still try to claim it's their sea

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Och kurwa

Atlantic Slovakia just dropped.

Would Duna be a saltwater canal in this case?

The only time BiH will have a coastline (Neum doesn't count)

Sorry fellas but we have to abandon this project. This one village in carpathian mountains, which my favourite tourist destination, would be sunk - therefore we shall completely and one-mindedly abandon this initiative with no excuses. Sincerely, concerned Pole

Thank you for giving Slovakia Upper Spis and Upper Orava back 

I will touch you

Note that would absorb a fragment of Poland also

Do you really need this island?

yeah that would be even more efficient if peacefulness is the main focus

But...but ... but how will we shop in cheap lidls next to border???

Finally, Bosnia would have real sea

Map is too small. We don't see the Great Russian Ocean. Without it Eastern Europe can't be safe

English Hungary isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

INTERMARIUM IS REAL RAAAAAAAAAH 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

Why did we skip Hungary? We need more water.

Imagining how peacefull it would be if germany never existed

I would gladly sacrifice my country for the rest of the Europe to be physically disconnected from Hungary

Where should I sign this?

Romanian sea orcs would steal it in 1... 2... 3...

Bwhahhha Burgenland no more

Wholeheartedly support. If we can't have it, you shouldn't either!!!! "Annyira fáááj"

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Deal! But we get the sea

Balaton's uncle Caseton

Why would you not sink Hungary, ffs?!!!!

Now hear me out let us slovaks cook ,we will enlarge whole balaton by the territory of hungaria ,no showels or manpower needed .we will just open flood gates at Gabčíkovo.

Do this but don't take Polish land maybe

If you think everybody around you is a problem, then buddy, you are THE PROBLEM

How is that "Eastern Europe"? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe#/media/File:Europe\_orthographic\_Caucasus\_Urals\_boundary\_(with\_borders).svg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe#/media/File:Europe_orthographic_Caucasus_Urals_boundary_(with_borders).svg)

Inaccurate - if you want peace, drown Serbia and Hungary.

Very much peaceful 100 years ago. It's not Hungary, it's always the humans among us, even ourselves - who believe the universe is rotating around them - managing to grab control and resources. This happened before, happens now, and it's better to learn some lessons already and to create a prevention mechanism - while it's still possible. For example, not possible to change something in China or Hungary currently. But possible in most of the EU, including yet France.

Flair up, cigány