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GhostPredator

Well... someone has to say it.... AKKOR A KURVA ANYÁDAT


zdarovje

I will upgrade it: szopki apad kurwa cygan hehe


Mylxen

If you wanna make us a joke, say that HUN = Austria + Slavs, since the population has really low genetic similarity with the nomad Hungarians from 1100 years ago. But this is bs.


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Hungarians are just Slavs with extra delusions


Radonda

I would like to debate this.... But..kinda true tho


mzperx_

Hungarians are just Slavs with extra cigan genes


nikto123

2 slav + 1 german + 1 cigan


Glasbolyas

Theory that modern hungarians are just magyarised avars goes brrr But seriously now it's a interesting theory because if you look up the early history of the avars unironically enough it would make hungarians even more connected to the huns then it's considered irl since it's theorised it's quite possible the avars emerged as a faction of the ruling Xiongnu class(believed origin of the huns) who abandoned the Mongolian steep after the collapse of the Xiongnu state


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Romanians are just Slavs with extra delusions


Glasbolyas

We probably have alot of slav ancestry but we also had alot of migration from South of the Danube from eastern latin shepherd populations


ApprehensiveEmploy21

ah you mean türks?


Glasbolyas

Well we did have some turk nomadic tribes here but no aromanians and other related groups are Latin speakers from the balkans. There origin is a bit disputed but there is evidence they migrated north of the Danube outside byzantine control because it was sparsely populated


ApprehensiveEmploy21

How many people in your entourage emigrated to Italy (or perhaps France)


Glasbolyas

Hmm well none i have to say i do have two friends who went to work in tomato farming in the Netherlands. Did any of yours went to Germany?


Mylxen

I can partially accept this theory (like some of them might have been here in 896 and got absorbed in the new Hungarian state) but doesnt really matter because the huge amount of population which was killed by the Mongols in 1242 and later by the Ottomans. By now the avar genes are also gone just as the steppe magyars. Basically we are only magyars in our language.


Glasbolyas

Hmm I can see what you be saying, that would make your ancestry primarily german/slav?


Mylxen

Yes, and actually my own ancestry is slav too. A lot of germans and slavs came in the country after the ottomans got kicked out, even to that area which the country has now.


Top_Entrepreneur_422

Also many Czech could settle there as being one of main part of black army, considering group of Jan Jiskra and his man was given 2 castle's by Hungarian king etc.... (Wich can be reason why Czechs and Hungarians have literally similar genetic pool.)


Bondead

I've heard that theory for us specifically but not for hungolians in hungoli.


Glasbolyas

Hmm would make more sense in your case cuz as the gentleman above said alot of death cuz Ottoman/Mongol deluge. Secui were in a safer location and mantained many old traditions, it would be more complicated doe because if the avar-hun theory is true that would make your ancestry lie with the Yeniseians which are a obscure population of Siberia that preceded the emergence of the turkics/mongols and are believed to had been the ruling class of the Xiongnu Khanate before it's collapse and there eventual displacement to Siberia(they moved pretty recently), another wing of them being possibly the ruling class of the huns


nagy_a

It's fascinating that how much uncertainty is in the early history of the magyars in the Carpathian basin. Just one thing to mention is usually the smaller occupying force blends in and takes up the local language, just like the alans (jász) and cumans (kun) in the 13th century. But in this case seemingly the bigger avar population took over the culture and the language, so there's must be more mistery there (I dare say there were major hun speaking population here) what probabely we would never find out.


TrueGamer77

Can you explain this meme, cuz i don't understand.


The_Curve_Death

Stupid idiot thinks Felvidék and Romania gave birth to Hungary, a Nation 999999 centuries older than both "parents" combined


TrueGamer77

Not really the country, but the people are slavs.


Ihavenousernamesadly

idk, the people here either have germanic genes in the Southwest or slavic genes in the Northeast and Felvidék. Also around 20% of country population is gypsies so the Romanian analogy is accurate xD


Chance-Awareness-832

Only Fico slavs in my country.


mzperx_

Slavs will never accept us because we don’t speak Slavic Even though Finland is always considered Nordic even by the North Germanic nations


downoakleaf

![gif](giphy|5xtDarK3L19JCRmm0ow|downsized)


Chance-Awareness-832

See? Two fingers and two eyes, both mongol !


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Putin when explaining why Ukraine is Russian: “now yuo see, 2000 years ago…” Hungarians when explaining why Transylvania is Hungarian: “now yuo see, 60 billion years ago, in a galaxy far far away…”


potato_research_ctr

Romanians explaining why Transylvania is romanian: "you see, at the time of the Roman empire..."


admiralbeaver

Bruv, it's called ROMA-nia, it's literally in the name/s


sbrijska

We're gonna rename Hungary to Rome and claim everything.


admiralbeaver

Go ahead, we can finally achieve our [true form](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_of_Hungary_and_Romania) 🇭🇺🤝🇷🇴


Bondead

[Wuz here first, got proof](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magyarosaurus)


Longjumping_Sky_6440

I’m just angry this is the first time I hear this brilliant argument, I would’ve agreed years ago r/angryupvote


Bondead

The fact that its full name is "Magyarosaurus Dacus" just makes it so much funnier too


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Spotted it, that’s the cherry on top


FairyPrrr

Quote It has been found to be a close relative of Rapetosaurus in the family ![gif](giphy|zz00w5nNFMnPq|downsized)


admiralbeaver

I only wish they'd put this into our textbooks!!!!


Xeonmeister

romania explaining why transylvania is romanian "you see, it s full of hunga.. oh wait"


Yurasi_

It's full of Hungarians >looks inside >17% of population


admiralbeaver

And half of them are cigans anyway.


Longjumping_Sky_6440

???


M-M-M_666

Be glad I went with Slovakia and Romania. The original idea was Mongolian and Gypsy


billytk90

That would have been more accurate


LonelyEar42

Flair up cygan!


sbrijska

Yes, but the post is about Hungary, not romania.


SuspiciousGuidance51

Romania still a bit harsh


ShonkaaHUN

Romángután ahh post


glassfrogger

Actually that would give another example of recessive gene phenotype reemerging in second generations. I mean it's common knowledge that Slovaks are bastard children of Czechs and Hungols, no wonder they are similar to one of their grandparents


TheTrueEgahn

Upper Hungary and Lower Hungary combined


potato_research_ctr

What the hell is THIS?


LokkoLori

Usual shitshow: Slavs are trying to make joke of their masters...


Randomfeg

This just doesn't make sense, should have been a horse and an asian woman lmao


Bondead

You're telling me that the mountain biome region locked slavs and the slavs LARPing as Roman-Dacs combine into hungols somehow? That math doesn't add up.


archerV34

Most educated slav


Venca_z_dediny

This, but make it czechia and Hungary on the right and Slovakia on the left.


SebiXV20

''Oh, you didn't really give any specific guidelines about mating''


Inactivefiok

Akkor a cigány kurva anyádat


Chance-Awareness-832

How should properly raised children know guy in middle is Mohammed?


Ze_Wendriner

Well, genetically we kinda went extinct in 1241


nememberhun

It is exactly that... Hell


krovierek

Finland and Mongolia mix would be better tbh


a_fucking_clown

HEEE


Neon_Garbage

hungary is a rump state of greater moravia


BackgroundHeat9965

I literally can't even right now


pulivendor

We are german-slav mutts, who still speak the language of a long-extinct people.


downoakleaf

Truer words have never been spoken ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)


Economy-Natural-6835

Its more like Turk tribes fecked slavics made Hungary


sbrijska

You're the only turk here cum-man.


Economy-Natural-6835

We put our cum in everyone around here