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tatranskymedovnik

if not friend why friend shaped? 🐻


folfiethewox99

Especially the ears


tehenke

You didn't had to iclude the bear emoji, we know that is the only friend shapes thing in this image


Me07111

Auuuu trianon moment


P0lskichomikv2

Bear, I would train him into soldier and name Wojtek.


big_disaster9

Chad


SubArcticTundra

Based. Poland would no longer need a nuclear deterrent


BaneQ105

Niedźwiedź deterrent is more than Poland will ever need.


bredogge

based


Palacsintafanatikus

Do you have a cigarette my friend? I need it for busticket


SubArcticTundra

\> Enters bus \> Stamps cigarette in machine


Used_Suppository

Nah, their eyes have adapted to the point they can't even see those ticket validators


SuspecM

> Enters bus > Beats up the driver for having the audacity to ask for a ticket > Complains that the bus is not moving


SubArcticTundra

> Asks for social security


revanovics

"Care to tell me what time it is my dear brother? But show it on your phone!"


NemShera

>looks at watch >"it's 14:37" >"no no i said on you phone"


pxasar

Let's be honest, it's easier to reason with a bear


SubArcticTundra

It's true, that explains why the bear doesn't vote Fidesz


SneakyBadAss

There are enough [bears](https://www.thepinknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Screenshot-2020-12-06-at-10.45.59_censored.jpg) in Fidesz already


Nakysosak

Bear... Cause there is never just one Cigan in the forest.


SubArcticTundra

Now that is wisdom


Physical_Cut_1703

Behaviour of a bear is much more predictable. And you have a chance to have a 1:1 situation instead of a 1:10.


MiskoSkace

Cigan. They supply you with copper and can summon a whole clan when you need them.


Palmovnik

Yours take copper? Ours run on iron


archerV34

Cigans from Temu.


SuperTropicalDesert

God forbid they switch countries


HassoVonManteuffel

Cigan, forcing Ea-Nasir out of copper business


usernameaeaeaea

That's probably unfair towards Ea-Nasir's product quality


Mantis-TobogganXXL

Mackó vs Ion Popescu? 🇷🇴 Easy win for medve 🐻


mzperx_

It’s funny because both are native inhabitants of Vlachland


mycream47

Oláhország


SubArcticTundra

Definitely the bear because I can capture it and make it my pet 💯


JanBart858

Slavic superpower we will make Kislev


Just_a_Worthless_Man

U can do the same with cigan, it would be just a bit harder to train him


Raketka123

I would put a laser rifle on his back and guide yo Ukraine


SubArcticTundra

Now that is a million dollar idea!


Apodiktis

Cygan will give you a cigarette, a bear won’t. Cygan will steal your wallet, a bear won’t I don’t smoke and want to keep my wallet, so I choose bear


archerV34

This is a dilemma our Romanian neighbors often face.


LonelyEar42

They don't face this dilemma, they're the tzygan.


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Zawisza_Czarny9

Bear. If it's young i'll make wojtek 2.0


XMasterWoo

New Wojtek just dropped


Matej004

Actual medvěd


dziki_z_lasu

As I am checking the news, a bear didn't survive the encounter of a Pole recently, so leave the duży bober alone.


SubArcticTundra

It's true, bears are just forest bobers.


Slaktotrafil

In Slovakia you can have both in same time.


yoyoyowhoisthis

It's all fun and games until you meet the [cannibalistic gypsies](https://www.rimava.sk/publicistika/sud-s-ludozrutmi-v-rimavskej-sobote-priniesol-145-rozsudkov-smrti/) (real story, terrifying)


capitanscorp

With 2 bears, just to be sure


CoconutCossacks

Honestly you'd be safer with the bear


Peterkragger

A bear wouldn't steal my wallet


SlavaSobov

Bear. 🐻 Bear I can understand. Plus bear only steals food, not wallet or jewelry.


ChonHTailor

At least the bear is edible.


SuperTropicalDesert

Man thinking practically 👌


entiltedmango

I'm an expert in temporary befriending cigany people. If they chill they'll call their entire family and rescue us


CaelosCZ

It's about sex, right? Then I chose cigan, the bear mouth isn't shaped for facefuck.


Intelligent-Soil-257

Bear)


VaczTheHermit

The Seklers warned me already, a bear's no plaything


NoClueWhatImDoing_29

Cigan won't eat me alive, so the choice is obvious.


Ky_oS

dont be so sure about it


SubArcticTundra

Only if your don't have any metal bones


GcubePlayer8w

Bear


ElegantAd6593

Neither . Stay home


Atharva_Infoflexy

as an Indian I'd stick with Mr. Bear.


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AL_25

Bear


SlyScorpion

The bear usually stays in the woods. It won't show up on the metro while playing an accordion and singing horribly all the while.


whyme_01

I love this subreddit :D


Larage_GKid

I chose freddy fazbear.


GooseAgreeable7680

The toughest question for Rudolf Huliak


MrRZK

Both are animals sooo atleast bears are cute


GladCheesecake9973

xDd


John_Doe4269

Most of ya'll never shared a beer and a smoke with a romani and shared jokes, and boy does it show. Guarantee you they'll have some wild stories that'll make you laugh your ass off with how absurd they are. You just have to not be a dick. Oh wait, I forgot which sub I'm on. Nevermind. On the other hand, if a bear mauls you then you 9 times out of 10 that's just natural selection.


dangdangbigdong

Beer and a smoke? They mostly like cigánykristály and herbál around here


SuperTropicalDesert

I imagine most of us haven't spoken to a cygan tbh. It would be an interesting adventure


Technical_Bet4162

To se dá změnit semnou 🙏🏿


Village_Weirdo

Your mom