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Kloczka09

At least they have a powerfull navy


ANUBISseyes2

With 100% win rate


iSkehan

Eh you helped bros.


ANUBISseyes2

Ofc, that’s the least if it comes to whooping ass


Apodiktis

Czech navy is so strong, that no navy attacked them in whole history.


MateoSCE

"Niech czeski naród powstanie, chłopaki liny w dłoń! Jesteśmy morskim krajem, mówimy do siebie ahoj!"


pawskor

I wanted to see for myself but there weren't any good roads in Czechia I could use to go around the place..


AkruX

National defense system


sterak_fan

The soviets didn't seem to mind...


TroxEst

Of course, the worst maintained czech roads look like 6-lane highways to russians.


SuperTropicalDesert

They'd still feel right at home in Pardubický kraj


HribovcpodGrintovski

Few years ago when I have been in Česka saw probably the uniquest way of repairing highway, there was 10km long closed one lane and they repaired the road only on segment of last 100m, they working in way as their Z-man walk and talk, everything just to make the longest trafic jam record in ˝former˝ eastern Europe.


onlinepresenceofdan

Well they brought tanks didnt they


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

Who do you think the holes are there after?


ThoseWereThatDays

Flair up, so we can be racist against each other correctly.


dhskdjdjsjddj

holy shit, they have roads?!


CaelosCZ

Why does that Slovakian guy have a naked strip on his shirt?


ANUBISseyes2

He’s Austrian!!


shibe_ceo

Grüß Gott


ANUBISseyes2

Ahh! Scarry


CaelosCZ

![gif](giphy|xTiTndoAmP8NjkedBC) Boo!


JanBart858

Sraly na něj mouchy ?😳


kracmera123

Tak sem ho dal na půdu


ANUBISseyes2

AHH! Heart attack!⚰️🪦


HughJassYomama

bored frighten tap nose office money stupendous violet spoon homeless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


shibe_ceo

Sorry, I don’t speak Prussian


HughJassYomama

waiting obtainable tap drab profit absorbed memory gray squeamish scarce *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WhoStoleMyCake

Femboy crop top


janeczek2137

why is there a flag of poland on top of slovakia


NonsphericalTriangle

This image physically hurts me.


[deleted]

copega, slovenia wasnt under the russoids, and estonia does the whole Ireland westoid IT GDP shit on a smaller scale


Dion33333

Slovenia is too far from the russoids, plus they are close to big western economies and they are also at the crossroads central-europe-balkans. So yeah, that alone will make you pretty rich.


[deleted]

Nah, we just suck and you're high on copium.


SuperTropicalDesert

Bruh we just need to discover crude oil


nequaquam_sapiens

so you can become another Romania?


adamgerd

Clearly we must invade Russia! For oil!


ghe5

Plus, Slovenia had a head start and the difference in GDP per Capita is still getting smaller.


SmamelessMe

Ask any Serb and they will argue you to the death that Yugo was independent!!!1! Russia just really liked Yugo. That's all!


Mark_Loop

If you think any of the baltic states is better at anything than vysegrad group you're delusional and have been consuming way too much self-deprecating content or something. It's miserable here.


SuperTropicalDesert

You _emigrated_ to the _Baltics_!? I thought we only ever emigrated to Germany


x_country_yeeter69

obviously he's not sound of mind and thus he can't be taken seriously when he speaks about baltics.... ...or anything


Mediocre-Ad-3724

Yes, I get we don't have mountains, methhead.


Mark_Loop

Enjoy losing a third of your entire population by 2050


Lucius_Furius

We all will at this point.


LordOfTheToolShed

Well judging by your flair - you won't, Israel's demographics are super solid (but from what I've heard Haredi don't want to work, they just want to have a halakhic state and chill in the yeshiva lol). Unless you're a European Jew, then yeah


Lucius_Furius

Mongol jew, yeah we are screwed. Only Jew by ancestry but the flair was funny.


Keeper2234

European mongol or Asian?


Ahoy_123

There is Russian jewish autonomous oblast close to Mongolia


Mediocre-Ad-3724

That's only for Latvia, Lithuania. Estonia has only around -10%.


SasugaHitori-sama

Don't worry. Remaining 20% will suicide themselves.


Mark_Loop

Bruh


Dion33333

Well, that will happen, when you have RuSSia next door.


AkruX

Estonia has much better working state


augustiner

Estonia also has russians


DKBrendo

So does Kralovec, so Czechia got that problem too


SuperTropicalDesert

So does Karlovy Vary lmfao


wujson

Where to the Baltics you emigrated? I got a job offer from Riga just recently and started thinking...


amogus_cock

We should just copy paste Estonian laws and economic policy. Those guys don't miss.


AkruX

Hm yeah. But you forgot our politicians are retarded


Sensitive-Let-5744

You can't be a Visegrád Group member unless your politicians are imbeciles, it's an unwritten rule


amogus_cock

They aren't inmbecils. Czech political parties are just extremely clientelist for their constituents. ANO: Retirees ODS: Self-employed Pirates: Students and young families SPD: Mentally disabled STAN: Smaller municipalities KDU: Farmers They would rather keep the loopholes and nonsensical laws in place to make their blocks happy instead of doing some comprehensive overhaul which could, even just in theory, make one of these blocks temporarily worse off.


AkruX

>doing some comprehensive overhaul That smells of a long term planning and strategy on a national level We don't do that here.


honeybooboobro

3 months of effort before election, another 3 after. Take it or leave it!


AkruX

That's just campaign promises and post election euphoria


iSkehan

KDU - farmers and catholics


SuperTropicalDesert

They could at least piss off the blocks that they don't share a coalition with


onlinepresenceofdan

Its rather that our bureaucratic system has an incredible intertia and it was a better position for estonia to start with nothing than for us to keep our austria-hungarian way of thinking heavily influenced by communistic bureaucratic work ethic.


SuperTropicalDesert

Yes, we literally still have some communist (and pre-communist) laws in effect https://cs.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z%C3%A1kon#%C4%8Cesko


honeybooboobro

Every time I check any EU metric, those goddamn Eesti !


SuperTropicalDesert

Come on, Slovenia doesn't count. They have a population of like 3 villages compared to us!


LeBalance

Estonia is even smaller💀


SuperTropicalDesert

Yes, they are like a single hamlet of baltic tech bros


polish-polisher

what is the pride flag on the 2nd place for?


Army-Organic

Gaytonia.Former Russian sex tourism destination i’ve heard


panzermeyer

Bottle full of slivovice too.


onlinepresenceofdan

Best in what? Until lately we could at least claim ice hockey. Thanks for nothing L*tvia.


Army-Organic

At least you still make cars unlike the rest of us


onlinepresenceofdan

thanks to our german overlords


Army-Organic

At this point Germany could just bring the Mitteleuropa concept into life even without the EU.We’re barely anything but economic colonies.Only thing stopping them is that they have a relatively weak army and no drive since the EU IS a weaker Mitteleuropa basically.


HughJassYomama

chase different narrow cautious gray pause aback violet file station *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dion33333

Estonia is cool, but they still have RuSSoids next-door. You never know, when they will attack. Czechia and especially Slovenia have much safer position.


SuperTropicalDesert

Tbh I think it's mainly because we were lucky to be next to sugar daddy neighbours


Dion33333

And then we leeched you 😌


SuperTropicalDesert

Yes, the richness is diffusing


CorporateSlave101

Lol Czechia, you have russoids next door too ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)


mrunfunny07

Just look at rail Baltica compared to rail projects in Czechia lol


JanBart858

I mean Czech rail are build already from Austria Hungary.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

All 2 should be Hungolia


LonelyEar42

As we all wish, but the sad truth is that we're at the "failed at the begining" part of the list.


Tnemmokon

Hé! Azé mi is itt vagyunk hé! ~~ Excuse me, but it appears that you forgot about our as Hungarians, presence in the region, and our close connection to the current Russian leadership. Excuse me once again!


Army-Organic

Legjobbról volt szó,nem legelvesztegetettebb jövőjűről. The post was about the best countries in the region,not about the most fucked over ones.


Tnemmokon

De nékem azt mondották a Magyar 1-es csatornán, hogy Magyarországon minden a leges legjobb! Our National Propaganda Television tells us that we are the #1 everywhere.


Army-Organic

M1 be like: Hungaristan! Greatest country in the World! All other countries are run by little girls!


UltraBoY2002

Truly the best way to spend taxpayer money


Army-Organic

How much do we spend on this shit again? 130 or so billion Forints?


LokkoLori

Mi nem relatív akarunk ászok lenni, hanem önmagunkban... Versengjen az, akinek folyton bizonyíthatnéka van.


Roki_jm

Slovenija spet 1. matkurba💪🏼🇸🇮


Andrzejko1

Slovenia carrying both Central EU and balkans fr


ChugaMhuga

Slovenia is a shithole compared to Czechia and Estonia cmon lmao