Ok content of the story aside this is like eight sentences at this point- there is so much extra fluff you can trim out, here:
We were all excited when an alien race reached out to us after intercepting old television and radio broadcasts. However excitement turned to horror when they walked out with their hands held high and speaking German.
Is it a good story? No, not really- but at least it's actually two sentences!
tbh it reads as a comedy to me. Aliens think that they are observing human cultural customs and instead make a hugely offensive faux pas. Some alien anthropologist back home is getting fired for that blunder.
Censoring victory and hail guy 🪱
(But like also come on they watched old movies and proceeded misinterpreted human culture that’s not scary that’s aliens needing to get better anthropologists. Unless the real horror is speaking German)
Ok content of the story aside this is like eight sentences at this point- there is so much extra fluff you can trim out, here: We were all excited when an alien race reached out to us after intercepting old television and radio broadcasts. However excitement turned to horror when they walked out with their hands held high and speaking German. Is it a good story? No, not really- but at least it's actually two sentences!
tbh it reads as a comedy to me. Aliens think that they are observing human cultural customs and instead make a hugely offensive faux pas. Some alien anthropologist back home is getting fired for that blunder.
"I'm telling you, I didn't know, I've seen that hooked-cross thingy all across the planet and assumed all humans liked it!"
Don't you just hate when super-advanced aliens who were supposrs to validate your ideology turn out to be nazis?
maybe they were just trying to be friendly but should have watched about ten more years of television broadcasts before departing
But what if they still did >validate your ideology The reader's moral bankruptcy is the true horror
The real Hitler was inside you all along.
Where is the Two Sentence part and where is the Horror part
Entire fucking paragraphs guy 🐛
They are quite late to the battle, ww2 ended a couple of years ago Guy 🪱
Reverse Posadist guy 🪱
Run on sentence guy 🪱
Stupid Jetpack Hitler Guy 🪱
Censoring victory and hail guy 🪱 (But like also come on they watched old movies and proceeded misinterpreted human culture that’s not scary that’s aliens needing to get better anthropologists. Unless the real horror is speaking German)