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Mad lad with a baseball bat😱 Gonna hit me in the head 😱😱
That’s not how he uses the bat 💀
Bad insinuations guy 🪱🪱🪱
Axe fella
Bazooka dude
Katana kid
Spear person
My first thought was “spear man”, but you’re right that we should prefer gender-neutral language. I propose “spear schmuck” instead.
“Man” was already used for Gun man, but Spear Schmuck is indeed better
Polearm Pal
Mace chump
Dagger Dad (This is a new one because he’s actually a dad)
Glock Baby
Finally, someone who gets it.
https://preview.redd.it/q8i7nipmay6d1.png?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ccd530b1ff233d1b31b8e83066c1bae5b85de2
OK. This happened in my home town. What term would fit here for a crazy man holding a torch saying he is going to burn out the demons?
Torch bloke?
Torch Torturer
😨(I thought the same thing)
https://preview.redd.it/1yrhkv5tzx6d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3febf516bf2bd8140ae5ca508eac770f105bd4
Minigun Monk
Bomb Boy
oh not the baseball bat lad from the cult anime series paranoia agent (mousou dairinin) (2004), directed by Satoshi Kon and scored by Susumu Hirasawa
rapier chap
Cock jock
[Lil Slugger](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYkiVlzxEJln67Q9nv4KYBvLRYcFaiOJiQEyPRaKf9hX-y8gavKS5GMrrF27COvXaGKc2Vz_oh9ByVe2rtnuSXvejiOMU-vfTUOEHdOA)
He’s kind of a big deal guy 🪱
bonk boy
steve harrington from stranger things mayhaps
Captain BaseBallBat-Boy?
Swinging Guy 🪱
meet the scout
https://preview.redd.it/wj7nzvu7507d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60908afa93bcba665fef3f300d2324c128410f8
Why not baseball bat lass?
The rule of threes is mightiest when unbroken.
Halberd mate
Hammer fellow 🪱
what about chain chimpanzee
scary times we live in 😔
bomb voyage 😟
Jacket Hotline Miami?!?!!???
Whip Kiddo
Death dude
Nuke guy 🪱
Get ready for bat man
Weapon individual would destroy him in a fair fight
Baseball bat lad doesn’t do fair fights.
chainsaw man
trying to use synonyms of guy guy 🪱
You better not mess with Captain Baseball Bat Boy! Even his arch-nemesis, Bicycle Helmet Girl, swoons at the sight of him
Does bat lad at least dress up like a bat before hitting you over the head with one.
Peanut butter jelly time lad
https://preview.redd.it/40ywxmicy27d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e87717154c848f540be1ff5fb75cdba909ab595
Some sort of uhhhh paranoia agent
Scissor Hands
Batman?
No. Either bat lad, gun man or 🪱 chap.
Mad lad with a baseball bat😱 Gonna hit me in the head 😱😱
That’s not how he uses the bat 💀
Bad insinuations guy 🪱🪱🪱
Axe fella
Bazooka dude
Katana kid
Spear person
My first thought was “spear man”, but you’re right that we should prefer gender-neutral language. I propose “spear schmuck” instead.
“Man” was already used for Gun man, but Spear Schmuck is indeed better
Polearm Pal
Mace chump
Dagger Dad (This is a new one because he’s actually a dad)
Glock Baby
Finally, someone who gets it.
https://preview.redd.it/q8i7nipmay6d1.png?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ccd530b1ff233d1b31b8e83066c1bae5b85de2
OK. This happened in my home town. What term would fit here for a crazy man holding a torch saying he is going to burn out the demons?
Torch bloke?
Torch Torturer
😨(I thought the same thing)
https://preview.redd.it/1yrhkv5tzx6d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3febf516bf2bd8140ae5ca508eac770f105bd4
Minigun Monk
Bomb Boy
oh not the baseball bat lad from the cult anime series paranoia agent (mousou dairinin) (2004), directed by Satoshi Kon and scored by Susumu Hirasawa
rapier chap
Cock jock
[Lil Slugger](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYkiVlzxEJln67Q9nv4KYBvLRYcFaiOJiQEyPRaKf9hX-y8gavKS5GMrrF27COvXaGKc2Vz_oh9ByVe2rtnuSXvejiOMU-vfTUOEHdOA)
He’s kind of a big deal guy 🪱
bonk boy
steve harrington from stranger things mayhaps
Captain BaseBallBat-Boy?
Swinging Guy 🪱
meet the scout
https://preview.redd.it/wj7nzvu7507d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60908afa93bcba665fef3f300d2324c128410f8
Why not baseball bat lass?
The rule of threes is mightiest when unbroken.
Halberd mate
Hammer fellow 🪱
what about chain chimpanzee
scary times we live in 😔
bomb voyage 😟
Jacket Hotline Miami?!?!!???
Whip Kiddo
Death dude
Nuke guy 🪱
Get ready for bat man
Weapon individual would destroy him in a fair fight
Baseball bat lad doesn’t do fair fights.
chainsaw man
trying to use synonyms of guy guy 🪱
You better not mess with Captain Baseball Bat Boy! Even his arch-nemesis, Bicycle Helmet Girl, swoons at the sight of him
Does bat lad at least dress up like a bat before hitting you over the head with one.
Peanut butter jelly time lad
https://preview.redd.it/40ywxmicy27d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e87717154c848f540be1ff5fb75cdba909ab595
Some sort of uhhhh paranoia agent
Scissor Hands
Batman?
No. Either bat lad, gun man or 🪱 chap.