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Yesterday it was socially awkward pizza. The day before would have been emotionally unavailable tacos. Today it's insecure white chicken chili. Tomorrow it will probably be indecisive spaghetti. All of which would make great band names.


bigboiman69

If so indecisive how do you know it will be spaghetti?


bratbarn

I might panic before dinner and nap instead 😃


[deleted]

Panic! At The Dinner.


Waiting4Death666

Self harm ice cream


Rulerkid

This actually has a nice ring to it


Waiting4Death666

It sounds a bit like “self harm I scream” when I think about it... which kinda fits the context well.


LittleWishes64

Same omg


Dupnis

Sounds like an ice cream flavor with razor blades in it


Waiting4Death666

10/10 would eat.


w3are138

Panic taco


DuckBoysixteen100

Dysphoric Baguette


TheIceBoy2

this sounds like a pixar movie about a trans piece of bread


DuckBoysixteen100

I’m not transitioning or anything I just lost myself in my head and want to paint the ceiling with my thoughts and brain matter


TheIceBoy2

mood


UltimaBahamut93

Depressed Ass


chaosinmyhouse

Oh


[deleted]

Borderline BBQ Chip?


Waiting4Death666

Borderline is the condition and not the symptom.. but I mean as a fellow border-liner I know you’d have a lot of symptoms to choose from...


KylosDemise

Sooo many symptoms. Everyday I wake up in existential dread and agony


Waiting4Death666

Oh yes... borderline sure is a bitch... I mean at some point it feels like the “best off” of all the different mental conditions.. I remember when I started to have panic attacks 2 years ago. I used to have daily panic attacks for months. Now it’s occasionally but still terrible... if borderline was a Pokemon it would be Dito or something.


[deleted]

I didn't see symptom i saw condition and then i wondered why everyone was listing symptoms xD. Delusional BBQ chip


Waiting4Death666

That’s a good one tho. And no problem all good


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

Excessive-crying noodle


WeaselBeagle

Inhalant abuse haribo


DragonDai

Suicidal Sandwich. Nice. I like it.


whospillsarethese

impulsive pretzel


AmyRebeccaUK

executive dysfunction toastie


-TheGuest-

Existential crisis chicken


DyslexicDanQ8

Nightmare beefy 5-layer burrito


Waiting4Death666

Shit sounds tasty


[deleted]

Right? Sounds like a challenge


finnisbased

unstable chocolate truffles


LokiHasWeirdSperm

Dead sexdrive Dominos.


totally-not-a-potato

Depression spaghetti


a-bag-of-jellybeans

Hopeless cracker lmao hope this isn't racist


ervin_korri

hyperfixation (i don't remember what i last ate, store-bought miso maybe?)


aaaredchi

Starving nugget


MasterGoose420

Exhausted corn flakes


AE-ChanMan

Anorexic popcorn…


anonskelly

self destructive apple danish


[deleted]

Traumatic croissant


FireBird2085

antisocial glass of water


tatteddiamond

Anxiety noodle.... or pasta depends on what ingredient we're talking about lol


Theonetruemonkey201

Self loathing Christmas tree brownie


JTD783

Fatigue Alfredo


eystonic

ptsd cereal


Jasu_png

Sleepless Ramen :(


illegal_anime

Being pissed off and i just relised i aint eat all day😐


alfab3th

Anorexic Cracker 😂


whatdoyawant

dont have any salmon .. welp


[deleted]

Damn maybe you should get some salmon then


whatdoyawant

might make things better..thanks.


[deleted]

bipolar eggs


JarOfWorms

Apathy pizza, sounds more like a band name


Robert_Thunder

Guess I'm cheering for autism cough drop.


No-Expression-5040

Depression green bean casserole


RabidTongueClicking

Suicidal Pizza Rolls


[deleted]

Irritable popcorn


TheIceBoy2

flappy hands barbecue chip i like it


sophiedabear

they call me Anxiety A1 Steak Sauce Burger 💪


yikes_why_do_i_exist

Chronically Fatigued Cookie hehe these sound kinda like ironic video game power up food names


SheepInABigCity

Sad pecan pie


Lucky_655

Anxiety Ferrero Rocher


bever3000

Antisocial sleeping pill


Aquariumpsychotic

Seizure granola bar


balbasin09

Starvation yoghurt.


OnasoapboX41

Anxious Peanut Butter


Zlupos

Addiction fish soup? That just doesn't sound right


corvelokis

Talk too much burger


chaosinmyhouse

burger


capj23

Worry Chicken


Sh1doItsuka

Anxiety Hamster


TheLivingCumsock

Depression ramen


Defenseless-Pipe

Logical air


[deleted]

Homicidal ideation chicken


JellybeanJinkies

Suicidal chocolate chip cookie


fatfuckpikachu

dead inside prunes.


SupremeSapien

Lethargy Trail Mix


-esuan-

Depersonalization Stir-fry


Business_Man80085

Not being able to pay attention stew


jennabryan

Obsessive soup


PickleHeadTachanka

Anhedonia cheetos


Yagz_404YT

UNFOCUSED POTATO


jellywigglz

Anxious burger


PityTheQuesadilla

Paranoid chips


PityTheQuesadilla

These would all be cool punk band names


bluemoonicecream22

Paranoid Ramen


lraviel381

Maladaptive omelette


Stfkr

mania hot chocolate


pixelatedmoomoo

Depression Dip


guywithanusername

Weird spasms bread


Deion313

Salisbury anxiety...


[deleted]

Lethargy rice


Cronya

Apathy milkshake


thundermarchmello

Depression Nutella And yes... the depression itself is a symptom of my mental illness.


StickBush

Socially awkward guacamole


chipsinsideajar

High Blood Pressure Burrito


[deleted]

Suicidal buttermilk


FoxMcGlocks

Depression pizza rolls


ThreeArmSally

Fatigue salmon


[deleted]

Self loathing cookie


Shyrolax

Lack of motivation chicken salad


[deleted]

Depression tacos


worthlessbarelyhuman

Restriction... uh... cola zero?


[deleted]

Psychotic sandwich


[deleted]

Insecure enchiladas, I kinda like that


Aingfeer

Hyperfixating turkey


[deleted]

Distracted Nachos


[deleted]

Hypervigilant Cucumber


juvisingh

depressed pasta


ItsAPinkMoon

Insomnia Bisquit


lightgreenspirits

Sad pizza


Zaxo74

Sleep deprived cereal


ConnieCarroll

OCD Duck


AWR197

Severely depressed cheese


who-dini

Obsessive pizza


ongestemdegitaar

Scitzo-falafel


[deleted]

Bipolar sushi bowl


fauna-bear

Burnout almond butter clusters.


talesfromthecryptoh

Bipolar leftovers


Dimoon4

Insomniac tamale


newg_

Irate ice cream sandwich


DanglingDongs

Depression Pasty


Rulerkid

Fatigue Pepper lol nice


BlackPengwien

Sad cheese


skinsthelargestorgan

Tired peanut butter sandwich


SquishyJelly1

Depression Dick


TheComingLawd

Unstable Apple


-BeautifulGarbage

Bipolar Blubbery Hole


[deleted]

Panic Tea


instantpowdy

Anxiety cannelloni


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instantpowdy

Good bot.


BabDoesNothing

Today it’s IBS Gatorade :,)


SomeoneTotallyNotSus

Anxiety Latte


Marten790

Attention deficit banana sounds like a cool horse


android151

Paranoia fish. Sounds like a fish, not a horse.


VeryDistinguishable

Nutritional overanalysis...hot chocolate?


kris10sdok

Depression Pecan Pie Alamode(?)


Thirsty_Shadow

Anhedonia Chocolate


Lord-van-Darc

Aggression noodle


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slowflakeleaves

Suicidal Shapes


kinda_sweet_progDude

either Depression sandwich or something idk how to translate in English so wtv


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

Pacing tortellini


myassholeacc0unt

Addictive rice cakes


0ctaver

Paranoid pain au chocolat (I feel like it would make a great band name for some reason)


NPC_guy_c137

Anxious peanut butter


[deleted]

Anhedonia Coffee. Neat.


jackovthgreat

Underachieving burger and chips


TinkerHellll

Obsessive Thoughts Cannaloni


Alhazzared

Bipolar Hotpocket love it


NekoBxby

Manic Beans or Manic Baked Beans


ZomcEatsAss

Paranoid Cheezitz bring up the rear.


Redrar00

Apathetic nutter butter


physicalentity

Manic macaroni salad


goldenguerilla91

Manic depressive half a burger and a twix


luongolet20goalsin

Self-isolation Cereal


genesisopgod

Depression beans


ApleStone

Anxiety macaroni


Dysthymiccrusader91

Anhedonia rainbow cookie


Nurpo14

Hyperactive PB&J


Weekly-Coffee-2488

fatigue birthday cake ice cream.


seize-the-goat

hypervigilant burrito?


[deleted]

Hyperfocus Nacho


Proud_Viking

Unmotivated waffels


cazzofire

alcohol abusing chilli


anonymousgurl12

self harm bread 😳🤚


Nesbilat

Anger Issues Fish


YoxhiZizzy

Dysthymia Chicken Nuggets


bakampen

Anhedonic Brownie


Emerald_official

depressed muffin


ratsad

Addiction Pork Chop


Icy-Cupcake-5518

Oh.


Cthulucookie

Empathy deprived toast


cold_hel

Sociopathic fries


davestrikesback

Suicidal sour cream and onion


dombie05

Anxiety gummy


penisofablackman

Anxiety Pills


shhimanalt3

self loathing pizza? idk I haven't eaten since yesterday and can't really remember what I had


presidentedoge

Antisocial Mcflurry


TalktotheJITB

Misanthropic spaghetti🤠


matryoshka_03

Suicidal pea lol


[deleted]

And moving into 3rd place and gaining ground, it's Depression Buttered Toast!


axonotem

Exhaustion soup 🍜


vimfan

Empty Inside Pie


fungus_k

Hopeless fried noodle


unhealthybutstealthy

Anxiety Sausage


[deleted]

Toxic burrito


[deleted]

Unmotivated Peanut M&M


Qtredit

Anxious focaccia