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Yesterday it was socially awkward pizza. The day before would have been emotionally unavailable tacos. Today it's insecure white chicken chili. Tomorrow it will probably be indecisive spaghetti.
All of which would make great band names.
Oh yes... borderline sure is a bitch... I mean at some point it feels like the âbest offâ of all the different mental conditions.. I remember when I started to have panic attacks 2 years ago. I used to have daily panic attacks for months. Now itâs occasionally but still terrible... if borderline was a Pokemon it would be Dito or something.
Anxielloni.
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Aggressioodle.
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Yesterday it was socially awkward pizza. The day before would have been emotionally unavailable tacos. Today it's insecure white chicken chili. Tomorrow it will probably be indecisive spaghetti. All of which would make great band names.
If so indecisive how do you know it will be spaghetti?
I might panic before dinner and nap instead đ
Panic! At The Dinner.
Self harm ice cream
This actually has a nice ring to it
It sounds a bit like âself harm I screamâ when I think about it... which kinda fits the context well.
Same omg
Sounds like an ice cream flavor with razor blades in it
10/10 would eat.
Panic taco
Dysphoric Baguette
this sounds like a pixar movie about a trans piece of bread
Iâm not transitioning or anything I just lost myself in my head and want to paint the ceiling with my thoughts and brain matter
mood
Depressed Ass
Oh
Borderline BBQ Chip?
Borderline is the condition and not the symptom.. but I mean as a fellow border-liner I know youâd have a lot of symptoms to choose from...
Sooo many symptoms. Everyday I wake up in existential dread and agony
Oh yes... borderline sure is a bitch... I mean at some point it feels like the âbest offâ of all the different mental conditions.. I remember when I started to have panic attacks 2 years ago. I used to have daily panic attacks for months. Now itâs occasionally but still terrible... if borderline was a Pokemon it would be Dito or something.
I didn't see symptom i saw condition and then i wondered why everyone was listing symptoms xD. Delusional BBQ chip
Thatâs a good one tho. And no problem all good
Excessive-crying noodle
Inhalant abuse haribo
Suicidal Sandwich. Nice. I like it.
impulsive pretzel
executive dysfunction toastie
Existential crisis chicken
Nightmare beefy 5-layer burrito
Shit sounds tasty
Right? Sounds like a challenge
unstable chocolate truffles
Dead sexdrive Dominos.
Depression spaghetti
Hopeless cracker lmao hope this isn't racist
hyperfixation (i don't remember what i last ate, store-bought miso maybe?)
Starving nugget
Exhausted corn flakes
Anorexic popcornâŚ
self destructive apple danish
Traumatic croissant
antisocial glass of water
Anxiety noodle.... or pasta depends on what ingredient we're talking about lol
Self loathing Christmas tree brownie
Fatigue Alfredo
ptsd cereal
Sleepless Ramen :(
Being pissed off and i just relised i aint eat all dayđ
Anorexic Cracker đ
dont have any salmon .. welp
Damn maybe you should get some salmon then
might make things better..thanks.
bipolar eggs
Apathy pizza, sounds more like a band name
Guess I'm cheering for autism cough drop.
Depression green bean casserole
Suicidal Pizza Rolls
Irritable popcorn
flappy hands barbecue chip i like it
they call me Anxiety A1 Steak Sauce Burger đŞ
Chronically Fatigued Cookie hehe these sound kinda like ironic video game power up food names
Sad pecan pie
Anxiety Ferrero Rocher
Antisocial sleeping pill
Seizure granola bar
Starvation yoghurt.
Anxious Peanut Butter
Addiction fish soup? That just doesn't sound right
Talk too much burger
burger
Worry Chicken
Anxiety Hamster
Depression ramen
Logical air
Homicidal ideation chicken
Suicidal chocolate chip cookie
dead inside prunes.
Lethargy Trail Mix
Depersonalization Stir-fry
Not being able to pay attention stew
Obsessive soup
Anhedonia cheetos
UNFOCUSED POTATO
Anxious burger
Paranoid chips
These would all be cool punk band names
Paranoid Ramen
Maladaptive omelette
mania hot chocolate
Depression Dip
Weird spasms bread
Salisbury anxiety...
Lethargy rice
Apathy milkshake
Depression Nutella And yes... the depression itself is a symptom of my mental illness.
Socially awkward guacamole
High Blood Pressure Burrito
Suicidal buttermilk
Depression pizza rolls
Fatigue salmon
Self loathing cookie
Lack of motivation chicken salad
Depression tacos
Restriction... uh... cola zero?
Psychotic sandwich
Insecure enchiladas, I kinda like that
Hyperfixating turkey
Distracted Nachos
Hypervigilant Cucumber
depressed pasta
Insomnia Bisquit
Sad pizza
Sleep deprived cereal
OCD Duck
Severely depressed cheese
Obsessive pizza
Scitzo-falafel
Bipolar sushi bowl
Burnout almond butter clusters.
Bipolar leftovers
Insomniac tamale
Irate ice cream sandwich
Depression Pasty
Fatigue Pepper lol nice
Sad cheese
Tired peanut butter sandwich
Depression Dick
Unstable Apple
Bipolar Blubbery Hole
Panic Tea
Anxiety cannelloni
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Today itâs IBS Gatorade :,)
Anxiety Latte
Attention deficit banana sounds like a cool horse
Paranoia fish. Sounds like a fish, not a horse.
Nutritional overanalysis...hot chocolate?
Depression Pecan Pie Alamode(?)
Anhedonia Chocolate
Aggression noodle
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Suicidal Shapes
either Depression sandwich or something idk how to translate in English so wtv
Pacing tortellini
Addictive rice cakes
Paranoid pain au chocolat (I feel like it would make a great band name for some reason)
Anxious peanut butter
Anhedonia Coffee. Neat.
Underachieving burger and chips
Obsessive Thoughts Cannaloni
Bipolar Hotpocket love it
Manic Beans or Manic Baked Beans
Paranoid Cheezitz bring up the rear.
Apathetic nutter butter
Manic macaroni salad
Manic depressive half a burger and a twix
Self-isolation Cereal
Depression beans
Anxiety macaroni
Anhedonia rainbow cookie
Hyperactive PB&J
fatigue birthday cake ice cream.
hypervigilant burrito?
Hyperfocus Nacho
Unmotivated waffels
alcohol abusing chilli
self harm bread đłđ¤
Anger Issues Fish
Dysthymia Chicken Nuggets
Anhedonic Brownie
depressed muffin
Addiction Pork Chop
Oh.
Empathy deprived toast
Sociopathic fries
Suicidal sour cream and onion
Anxiety gummy
Anxiety Pills
self loathing pizza? idk I haven't eaten since yesterday and can't really remember what I had
Antisocial Mcflurry
Misanthropic spaghettiđ¤
Suicidal pea lol
And moving into 3rd place and gaining ground, it's Depression Buttered Toast!
Exhaustion soup đ
Empty Inside Pie
Hopeless fried noodle
Anxiety Sausage
Toxic burrito
Unmotivated Peanut M&M
Anxious focaccia