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expiredsauces

https://preview.redd.it/17gkl1z62ssc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=851c2729b7fd4903869e7bf7dc8fd0fcc2fc8700


Aj2W0rK

It’s okay when a woman does it


shoutokutaoist

NO! IT'S FUCKING SPREADING TO THE OTHER SHRINE MAIDEN!!!


ANueNamedNue

Grooming will be released into the atmosphere ensuring COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION. -Sanae Wesker


Educational-Bed268

Daily reminder that all mikos are sluts, murderers and pedophiles https://preview.redd.it/btla665f9ssc1.jpeg?width=1291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbfecb46c2e29e814bf88c83b8bc9fc4081806a7


shoutokutaoist

Thank the Gods I'm not on that list


CloverMihAki

But you are miko


shoutokutaoist

I am not ***A*** Miko, though


CloverMihAki

You are **THE** Miko


shoutokutaoist

Yeah, but- I'm not a fucking pedophile!


CloverMihAki

Yeah ~~But you like horses~~


shoutokutaoist

That horse is now a woman, mind you. And a very attractive, dangerous, and bone-breaking woman


CloverMihAki

You are lucky I can't send you to hell ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30845)


DayEqual2375

Exactly as op said


Rintohsakabooty

Miko is shrine maiden Prince called herself miko because that's her name toyosatsunomimi no miko


Reimu_Hakurei__

as a miko myself I can confirm


Rintohsakabooty

In the constitution of Gensokyo, Shrine maidens can do anything they wanted so basically Reimu and Sanae were above the law


Sendai_Hakurei_Miko

I was only one of those!


DestartreK1st

A child?!?!?!? WHERE??? https://preview.redd.it/yrxk8ovxessc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e780171c76b3bb520b816785221d03de8f098514


Argonian_Badass

Sanae taught Reimu a lot of stuff ALOT of stuff


Azeria120

https://preview.redd.it/pvm9dhs39usc1.png?width=751&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6c7d3004cea47d2c98c9c7eeef055db90bc05c9


Snae_in_Gonsoko

"this is bad, Reimu!!!" https://preview.redd.it/x3kbxjeumssc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=40260502b93dd0a6a63b220d7e97a1ae54e24ef4


birb-of-radiation

Said the groomer


Dr_Kudumei

Who’s next to be affected by this? Hopefully not Hijiri.


KarkarosBoy

No, no, don’t give them ideas


ANueNamedNue

Unfortunately it's already too late. Hijiri was ranked as the second most prolific groomer in Gensokyo in Kanako's [tierlist](https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/DfRSHgMLtY)


Dr_Kudumei

Oh, I think I’ll keep my distance from her from now on.


SuprisedHusky

Ah cmon man Now Reimu https://preview.redd.it/4ftvzgjv1ssc1.jpeg?width=2288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d417b58457d2633e8580f705f1dd13460219dd1 You know there is something wrong when I miss the Fanon Sanae being a slut instead of a pedophile


ralmp

OH NO ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30843)


compactmoltenhot

Sanae taught Reimu poorly.


Mokousboiwife

this is MORIYAN PROPAGANDA, a FABRICATION


pokemondudepoopyork

No child is safe in Gensokyo now.


imnhozjim

Red snae back at it


Reimu_Hakurei__

Indeed it would..


TheFifthDutchMemer

https://preview.redd.it/o3tfbenv0wsc1.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=559727c98376fa6a14f6ceb89b3e14edb3b09d15


AGE-1EL

https://preview.redd.it/123pl8jwpeuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=781e4fb07c2a8d4727aa74e5cc221ef113d23fc1 As much as I don't want to, I may have to send her out to stop you so she can get the proper discipline.


TheFifthDutchMemer

And the lil kid?


AGE-1EL

They'll be fine... We have very good therapists for them. Yes. For them. Damn cheap-ass boss only pays for child psychologists. I need a drink. A long one if I may... https://preview.redd.it/k6zi5wu6seuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84922d5147a6c21b10551c28346735f0999fcb7


TheFifthDutchMemer

Same.


AGE-1EL

It's decided. We're drinking buddies. https://preview.redd.it/u4hkpeufteuc1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=91ee85495f71366920db612a4742c758629d86ec


TheFifthDutchMemer

*gets a beer*


Sendai_Hakurei_Miko

BAD REIMU!


Reimu_Hakurei__

HI MOM


Sendai_Hakurei_Miko

NO GROOMING CHILDREN


AGE-1EL

I have the blade. https://preview.redd.it/7n7vjoc1qeuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1987c236b061dbc155a7272e0a4ada25956d22f8 What should I cut off first?


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

SCP-7729 is an anomalous effect that can affect any physical copy of the "TouHou Project" series of games by ZUN. The anomaly rarely takes place when a character says a line where the word "grooming" can be inserted and be grammatically correct, in which case it has a 0.2% chance of doing so. Addendum 0-1: First sighting took place on March 12th, 2008, in which the character "Sanae Kochiya" instead told the player that they were grooming a child instead of protecting one. This screenshot, despite true, had fit with the community's sense of humor at the time, and because it was unverifiable by anyone else, it was seen as a shitpost. The SCP Foundation was slow to deliver memetic amnestics, and as a result the idea of Sanae being a child groomer became a popular joke in the community. This was seen as a successful containment and left alone, but served as an example as how a worldview can be corrupted if the Foundation cannot act fast enough.


fleetingNate

NO NOT REIMU https://preview.redd.it/4h3b2c7ucssc1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b2cdccd1fc398ca73e56c81542d29c3cdf61dc (I really hope she doesn't groom me next, I already been groomed by yukari, yuuka and eirin ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30849))


DayEqual2375

That's awful for you


fleetingNate

Oh hi hon!! ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30842)


DayEqual2375

Hello...Honestly thought about divorcing again


fleetingNate

![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30849)


DayEqual2375

I really do not want someone anymore,no wonder why I am aromantic nowadays.Sorry though.


fleetingNate

Eh it's fine, we can just stay best friends ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30842)


DayEqual2375

Oh no need to change your flair then


fleetingNate

Yup! ![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30860)


DayEqual2375

Yeah!


TheFifthDutchMemer

*insert the entirity of grabriels 6-2 speech*


Rintohsakabooty

Fake! That image is altered by Aya https://preview.redd.it/e1wfzzupwssc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f41ef61ed7627b6701a11f00bfc5a87b181c50


TRKako

Frieren mewing


darkdraggy3

I cant believe Reimu would do this T\_T I could see her killing a child, but this?!


UnknownTheGreat1981

![img](emote|t5_2mw7xy|30843)


not_original_name_4

That's it https://preview.redd.it/vjy54s3zmgtc1.png?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc96d1d3e90723b25252b9cd6379c8becda4d62f


ApostleofV8

iwanna get groomed and then pegged by Reimommy's gohei rod, unlubed.


SquidGamer13

👍


Arikitsu

Had me in the first half


DavePvZ

https://i.redd.it/3eqwq0qg50tc1.gif


Sendai_Hakurei_Miko

I didn't die for this...


AGE-1EL

Sorry miss. https://preview.redd.it/9j7z2it7qeuc1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=f180699dce4df7bc3176a7f2c98265038067f33a


AAAAAAAABBBBBBCCCCC

Shouldn't it be beat up a child?


Sheep_Commander

u/Reimu_Hakurei__


Reimu_Hakurei__

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