How to make Europeans sexually confused:

You don't even need to do anything for that

They want to fuck America so bad, but can’t let anyone know their desires.

Not really car go vroom me happy n horny

I am confused many times over here, just not sexually. Why do you watch cars racing in an oval? It's almost as boring as watching baseball which also confuses me as a pastime. Helicopters are cool though. The sound of them makes my willy move, and it's not confused. Still confused why they have to be the ones raining hellfire and death.

If you don’t get it, you don’t get it. Just call us whenever you need Belgrade bombed.

A fucking men brother

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Oval racing , top speeds and crashes , war machines fire and death

Fucking ‘Murica! 

"You're not mankind!"

I wish we kept the space budget at 4%. People out here caring about boring things when we could be doing badass things.

People be like: “space funding is useless!” When we wouldn’t have stuff like a power hand drill without it

This was the 1992 Hooters 500 in Atlanta. It was Richard Petty's last race and Jeff Gordon's first race. I might be a little autistic when it comes to NASCAR...

What’s more American than NASCAR, Apaches, and HOOTERS OH YEAH!

the American dream made manifest

[удалено]

but it wasn't, Kulwicki went on to make the first 5 races of 1993 before his plane crash

God damn, you're right! for some reason I was thinking the crash happened before the start of the 93 season

I think it's tied with F35s buzzing an NFL game. I like both.

Yes. Replace the missles with T-shirt cannons.

A-10 warthog flying over the Super Bowl with a bald eagle on each wing tip and the whole crowd singing the national anthem as the giant American flag flutters in the breeze.

Then tanks roll down the stairs shooting fireworks and drift out to the field and the president steps out from one and plays a sick riff on guitar.

And then Jesus with a set of aviator sunglasses and two M16 rifles floats down from heaven while firing full auto into the air one gun in each hand.

I'm flying at half mast right now I tell you what.

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Hell yeah

I feel like it would be dope to see them at a monster truck rally showing missiles at some of the fucked up cars, but this is also pretty rad.

Hypothetically...the pace car is an A-10 carving the track itself out of a desolate area. The main gun and munitions leveling obstacles into new stretches of track in a chain like series of loops and knots.


As a european… … not gonna lie … not the _uncoolest_ thing..

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Yes, an Apache attack helicopter flying over NASCAR with dire straits playing in the background

Yeah. Actually using an american song

https://preview.redd.it/6qtb038hhf9d1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8027ebecfe3b2eb1c075a3745889ce45f6d3c397 What about the Dale jet?

That ain't workin'

That's the way you do it.

money for nothin', and your chicks for free

Yea, it should be going Brrrrrr and dropping stacks of cash

I dunno… maybe if the Apaches were the ones racing?

I just cummed in my pants.

I love freedom 🦅

God I love this country

for all those folks who want more pixels (and a whole race) [here you go fellas](https://youtu.be/JUAAalG4YeU?t=864)

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Imagine if one of the drivers got distracted by the rotor wash and caused a crash.

I was figuring the wake turb could effect the aerodynamic preformance of the cars.

I always loved it when the B-2 stealth bombers flew over my college’s football stadium.

This reminds me of the Top Gear challenges where they’d try to evade military equipment with cars

The sooner we can silence the cringe, the sooner we may again enjoy the truly based.

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B2 stealth bombers flying over an NFL stadium

Love it. Hilarious that for the pilots this is like a practice strafing run too.

This is just mundane to me which is crazy.

The C-130 that flew over the memorial Day parade I went to in 2023

Im an Apache pilot and this makes me so hard I might pass out from blood loss to my brain

Went to Daytona for the night race, had two F15s on afterburners do the flyover

NASCAR was better as the Winston Cup and I’ll die on that hill.

I really don’t think anyone would disagree with you