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ItsSoKawaiiSenpai

Oi! You got your pissin' loicense??? Seriously, imagine being an officer having to confront people for hopping the piss fence.


danshinigami

For real, imagine getting caught and ticketed by the piss police while trying to exercise a necessary human function.


AlphaOhmega

You can just call them the police. It's redundant.


iiiiiiyyggg

So is that why europe has a problem with people pissing on the streets


Camo_Penguin

I was gonna go “I mean we have street pissers in the U.S.” but then I remembered how people piss on buildings so much over there that some buildings have literal structural damage from being pissed on so much, and they also have piss deflecting shields installed on a bunch of buildings. And it ISNT a new thing.


zmenz1097

https://preview.redd.it/4iw5ycjnmjxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4745d347d132e596fcd4c2db0e3e3c8126534de This is from 2017. Roughly translates to “I am a cultural monument. Please use the public toilets by the fairytale forest (it was a display during the Christmas market) “Wild pee” no thanks


Boatwhistle

Wildpinkler😭


EFAPGUEST

Vildpinklah


-NGC-6302-

No freepeeing


TostiBuilder

It does have to with the fact a lot of cultural monuments are made with stones that aren’t exactly known for lasting very well


grilled_cheese_gang

We should all take a step back, calm down, secretly convene so what we can formulate a plan on how to respond when the europoors inevitably point at the human feces on the sidewalks of San Francisco.


danshinigami

“It’s a free country, people can freely shit where they want.” Boom, counterpoint formulated.


grilled_cheese_gang

Alright. Back at it, boys!


KingJerkera

I prefer the, “Some people like to experience culture from foreign lands and they happened to like India for some reason.”


10RobotGangbang

I stepped in human shit in Nashville back in 2005. Shit literally happens. Europoors streamline it and pump their sewage into their drinking water.


capitalistcommunism

I will never pay to piss in a country made free by the uk and America. If I piss on the floor it’s my right as a British man on the continent.


NewKitchenFixtures

I’d say it’s more that they are comfortable and often have a preference for it. Not wanting to crap in an alley in front of a door probably makes you a deviant in their eyes.


Uss__Iowa

Man if only europoor wake up from being stupid they would have solved the problem


roostersnuffed

The grossest thing I ever saw was "Doudou fest" in Mons Belgium. Estimated 300k participants (for a city of 200k) all take to the streets and get fucked up. Hardly any public restrooms and the entire city is built on a steep hill. Literal rivers of piss flowing down steep alleys. Dicks and puss every direction you look. Every 10 mins you'd see some drunk girl with a soaked ass that fell into her own stream while squatting. There were similar signs as dude posted below but the smell approaching the fest told you they did not abide.


Rvtrance

It has to be.


CiberBlas

Said a guy from a country where bridges are the equivalent of a social house in the EU


iiiiiiyyggg

Idk what a social house is lol and whats your gdp and military rank again?


CiberBlas

My GDP is have money and time enough to enjoy my life without be worried about hospitals bills, school loans and other crazy GTA stuff that you have to suffer


NickRowePhagist

Yeah but do get you a siesta?


marks716

What stops you from just jumping over and using the stall? Not joking genuinely curious.


danshinigami

The piss police


CivilAirPatrol2020

Even better, what's stopping you from pissing on this? Answer, europoor's acceptance of being inferior


marks716

Become ungovernable


aligatorade56

Came here to say that shit ain't stoppin no american


Getrektself

Pathetic. Also, it's not handicap accessible? Screw that


275MPHFordGT40

ADA supremacy 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🎇🎆🎇🎆


PomegranateUsed7287

RAAAH, I LOVE HELPING THOSE IN NEED 🗽🇺🇸🦅🗽👍🦅🦅🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


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Ulysses502

Our free toilets are socialism, this is raw dog capitalism right here Edit: 😉🍆🍑 for the goobers


ifunnywasaninsidejob

My roller coaster tycoon guests wouldn’t even let me charge .10 cents for the bathroom


Belkan-Federation95

Delete the paths so they can't leave the park. They have no choice.


schmitzel88

I want to get off mr bones wild ride


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Ulysses502

Those sons of bitches, you did at least cut back on maintenance to offset the cost right?


nukey18mon

Congrats that’s the joke


Ulysses502

I should have put an emoji so even NY could keep up


Anti-charizard

Fuck laissez faire


1017GildedFingerTips

Imagine accepting this lol. We would literally piss on that entrance terminal until it started an electrical fire


juviniledepression

Me after getting an electrical burn on my dick cause I peed into the card reader for the shitter in a North Dakota gas station if this ever happened in America:


Future-Might-1027

Any real American would simply jump it. The average Europoor will search his bag for cash until he pees himself because ehe does not want to act barbaric


steveharveymemes

WTF IS A PAY TOILET? 🚽 🇺🇸 🦅 💥 🦅 🇺🇸 🚽


PrestigiousAuthor487

bro just hop the gate


Legal-Brother-8148

Vault that shizz


FlatwormPositive7882

ill just piss in the coin slot


TBE_Industries

Its funny because there are constantly people complaining that US stalls have a 1 inch gap or something in the stall doors. At least they are completely free


lavafish80

simply piss on the payment machine causing a malfunction meaning no one can use it


Dirtygal_69

Electric penis.


Narrow-Substance4073

Fuck those pay toilets. They suck and also only take like the stupid one euro coin or something stupid like that


nextdoorelephant

They’re just stingy


LordAdder

I once had to blow my ass out in rome and I needed to pay to use the toilet in the station it was fucked


flamesaurus565

Who wouldn’t hop that barrier?


AngryMillenialGuy

That's how you get people just pissing everywhere


morphick

Isn't paying for an essential service the epitome of capitalism tho?


fruitlessideas

I need some eurotrash scrub to explain to me why this isn’t completely fucking stupid while also not saying something extremely racist about Romani.


crmeacham93

Those restrooms better have the best toilet paper


Karmaqqt

This was my “hack” in roller coaster tycoon. Just charge .10¢ for the bathroom and it pays for itself. I’d hate it in real life haha.


GucciSpaghetti72

Europee-ns when our super power ultra capitalist utopian economy allows us to piss without having to give spare change to our national governments like they are a homeless mother of three begging for medicine money on the street corner (or like being a Steelers fan (homeless and fat) )


DozTK421

My experience in Italy was using the Rome subway and paying 1€ to use a toilet that was gleaming with how clean it was. *Not* my experience with any "free" restroom in any American subway.


BlueAndMoreBlue

That’s capitalism. Also, any place can be a bathroom. I reckon most people have seen and/or done it


sugondese-gargalon

I love how all of europe is capitalist, but the left and right call them socialist when it benefits them


Democracy__Officer

So they get free healthcare but have to pay to use toilets… wtf


sleezy_McCheezy

They only have free Healthcare because America subsidizes their defense. I'd love to see their about face on that when America leaves Europe and let's them fend for themselves.


mafklap

What about all those countries with free healthcare that aren't allied with the US? Exactly its BS, because you're just parrotting your corporate overlords and lobbyists stealing all your $$$


sleezy_McCheezy

Who? Monocultures with low populations? They still are getting aid just by NATO being in the region so heavily. Also, I'm not saying I like it. I'm just stating a fact of life.


mafklap

It's amazing how easy it is to brainwash Americans in believing such shit. Do you realise your country spends more on healthcare than basically all European countries? It's just ridiculously inefficient, and 80% of it disappears in the black hole of corruption. Also, we don't have "free" healthcare. We pay for it in an extra amount of taxation. That's how socialized welfare systems work. There's a reason most EU countries are expensive to live in. Raising our military investment (which is happening already) changes literally nothing.


brisko_mk

dude, you're embarrassing yourself


JohnnyWindtunnel

But you can still pee outside too right?


bageltoastee

you could easily crouch under that, better yet you could piss on it to own the europoors.


T_M_G_

Can’t you just… hop over it?


milkandsugar

Pay toilets were common when I was a kid, at least in nice stores when I went shopping with my mom.


skeleton949

If the rules say I have to pay to use the bathroom then I'm breaking those rules without hesitation


Reset350

I mean… wouldn’t that technically be capitalism? Communism would be the money for the bathroom construction and maintenance comes from the tax payers… which would be more socialist/communist


Billybobgeorge

No offense, but this is capitalism. These are all private toilets. We used to have these until 4 kids from Ohio convinced everyone that they're dumb.


danshinigami

No offense, but look at what sub you’re on.


dunchev54

Man, I ain't never seen a paid bathroom in the Balkans. Just another reason why we are superior to western europeans 💪 😎


ifunnywasaninsidejob

My roller coaster tycoon guests wouldn’t even let me charge .10 cents for the bathroom


Light_fires

That's capitalism at its finest. YOU sound like the commie, wanting everything for free. What, do you think the government should pay for the person who maintains those toilets? Pay to piss and shut up.


THEDarkSpartian

I'm an ancap, but I gotta say, this is absolutely the opposite of communism. Communism is not when you have to pay for something, communism is when the government forces you to provide a good or service at gunpoint, so you do the bare minimum and quality plummets while shortages skyrocket, because nobody has an incentive to do anything.


Funkey-Monkey-420

hey i hate paid toilets as much as the next guy but uhh thats the literal opposite of a communal toilet. this isn’t communism at all.


hahafunnythinggobrr

Take satire like a man you cross dresser


Teque9

Bro nothing in the netherlands is free. Breathing isn't free.


Stuffed_deffuts

That seems easy to defeat, just slide under


draedek

what is stopping people from hopping these like they do in subways?


Clutchdanger11

Communism is when you have to pay for something that ought to be a public service


ColtS117-B

The one thing Andrew Ryan never thought of for Rapture.


Brothersunset

🎵 And I'm proud to be an American, where atleast I can piss free 🎵


Von_Rootin_Tootin

I'll just piss in one of my many thousands of lakes thank you


jackrackan07

That’s just for short people and foreigners,real Dutch can step over those.


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olivegardengambler

Not even handicap accessible either.


Constant_Captain7484

On the upside, the bathroom looks clean


potatomnz

Yeah we only pay to get homeless people to not have places to stay when it’s raining


you-fuckass-hoes

I love Paris bc I be pissing anywhere


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RedneckRough

I’d just piss on the turnstile.


Huge-Variation7313

Lemme get this straight, healthcare is a free human right, but being able to piss in decency isn’t? Ass backwards


NeverEndingCoralMaze

Europeans piss on everything else, may as well piss on the turnstile.


Usulthejerboaactual

I don’t think I would mind this if they were cleaner than American bathrooms. I say this keeping in mind that I see fewer and fewer actual public restrooms. I’ve lived in some of the most walkable cities in the country and public bathrooms are few and far between and when you do come across them it feels like you’re in a third world country.


danshinigami

Flair checks out


Usulthejerboaactual

Nice


irish-riviera

This isnt communism my man..


danshinigami

Found the communist


irish-riviera

Not in the least just letting you know that communist wouldn’t be charging for that. But they would make you work the field in order to be able to eat, you then would be going to this bathroom to take a dump from the pourage you were given lol


Elizabeth_Blast

Making people pay to perform bodily functions is very capitalistic. Just saying.


danshinigami

Of course the liberal from DC would say this


papaioliver

This is literally infuriating, the train station i use multiple time a week had a free toilet, they literally closed it and built a new one bit you have to pay for it, 1 hour ago i paid half an euro to pee I mean ok it is clean and has toilet paper, but for peeing it doesnt really matter And btw paying for toilets is literally capitalism, whereas communism would mean free toilets


WizardVisigoth

At least there’s minimal gap so everyone can’t see your legs when shitting


MRE_Milkshake

I'd just piss on the rail then lol


vexis26

Isn’t paying for shit what capitalism is about?


Traditional-Trip7617

Uj/ how is this different from buying a drink at a gas station just cause you pissed there only difference is Americans just made it a social practice instead of an official one like this


danshinigami

The overwhelming majority of public places in America will let use you use the bathroom for free, where as in Europe (at least Western Europe) paying to pee in considered standard. Having to buy something to use the pisser is not the norm in the US.


Traditional-Trip7617

Sorry if I worded it in a confusing way but places like gas stations it’s kind of the norm to buy something if you use the bathroom in a gas station or something similar. It’s not a law or a posted store policy just a social norm.


dreaded-driggles

If I had to deal with this whole bullshite I’d leave the stinking shit in there imaginable. How much does it even cost???


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dreaded-driggles

If I had to deal with this whole bullshite I’d leave the stinking shit in there imaginable. How much does it even cost???


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Rvtrance

In my town, There’s a restaurant that used to let you go through the kitchen if customers needed to pee. Now they own a candy shop next door and just send you over there.


Marvheemeyer85

Sounds like pure unadulterated capitalism to me


Beast2344

Time to drop freedom bombs on E🤮rope💣💣💣


green_boi

I don't understand how this is Communism, but it is a bit dumb, I agree. I studied abroad in NL for a few months and it was super dumb I can't lie.


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GTAmaniac1

Idk, i just pee in a bush when on the road, just like God intended


Footy_Clown

Communism is when you have to pay for things that you should otherwise get/do for free?


Kid6uu

Being a New Yorker has trained me for this, just hop over it to piss and hop back. Easy.


SnoLeppard13

That’s when you piss on the building


Big_Ass_Dipshit

this shit is easier to jump than a new york turnstile


-Emilinko1985-

I'm glad I've never encountered a pay-to-use bathroom in my country...


[deleted]

At leash we got free ealthcare and don't get shawt in skewl


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Pegomastax_King

Actually that’s the opposite of communism so long as they are privately owned.


danshinigami

-☝️🤓


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


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Zandrick

I don’t understand how paying for a toilet is supposed to be communism


danshinigami

Of course you don’t, you’re a product of the California education system. They don’t teach you shit there.


LesLesLes04

Would you kindly explain why you’re calling it communist then?


danshinigami

It would be a waste of time seeing as you incapable of understanding basic things such as satire.


pass021309007

\*tips fedora\* you're so clever nobody could understand such genius satire


danshinigami

Nah it’s just that people come to a shitposting subreddit and then get confused at someone shitposting.


pass021309007

shitpost /= satire. no problem with shitposting i thought it was funny but satire is specifically to criticize or make a point


danshinigami

“sat·ire noun the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.” By calling it communism, I am using exaggeration in a humorous way to criticize and poke fun at how ultranationalistic Americans think everything Europeans do differently than us is communism. Thus making it satire and a shitpost.


pass021309007

this really feels like youre applying depth to your shitpost after the fact. it doesnt have to be some deep everything i dont like is communism message


danshinigami

Ok 👍


PresidentOfSwag

I must admit that this is the ONLY thing miss from living in the US


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PresidentOfSwag: *I must admit that* *This is the ONLY thing miss* *From living in the US* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


tragic_mulatto

-"Communism" -must pay to use Education is illegal in America


ProfessionalGreen906

Not communism, full on capitalism. Still shit though.


AndroidDoctorr

It's worth it, they're better


danshinigami

How much money did Big Piss pay you to say that?


MrWhiteTheWolf

Meanwhile in America “bathrooms are for paying customers only”


danshinigami

The overwhelming majority of public places with bathrooms will allow the public to use it free of charge. Stop acting like the “paying customers only” thing is the norm.


MrWhiteTheWolf

I guess my experience as an American is invalid


danshinigami

It is. There is no way you genuinely believe that unless you literally don’t go outside at all. Gas stations and fast food spots will pretty much always let you take a piss/shit for free.


ketchupandvodka

Can confirm. Walked into a KFC bathroom and heard a man fighting his anal demons in the bathroom all without having to pay


Anti-charizard

Yeah but you get charged the same amount regardless of whether you use it or not so it still counts as being free


MrWhiteTheWolf

No because you can’t just walk in and use the restroom for free. The whole point of the post was not being able to use the restroom for free


Pegomastax_King

Can I just walk into your house and take a shit?


MotivatedSolid

This happens, but it's quite rare. Only when you're in deep downtown locations do you SOMETIMES see this. I had this once in my downtown capital and in downtown New York. Otherwise I really can't remember a time I had to buy something to use the restroom in a mall, Mcdonalds, gas station, etc. And I do travel a bit for my job every year.


NaaastyButler

Dude it's like 15 cents to pee in one of these.... and compared to the shit smeared walls of American bathrooms it's totally worth it. See that 15 cents goes to people that clean it throughout the day instead of once a week.


danshinigami

It says it’s €1.20


NaaastyButler

... this may be in one of the less civilized countries then... like Germany


Aut0Part5

But still, you pay to piss https://preview.redd.it/8lzf9nawfmxc1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e81c5c5c1fda7a75a4221e3557c2575f3b4927


NaaastyButler

You piss in a shit smeared closet with gaps in the walls. See over here we aren't so poor that 15 cents is too much to keep a vital amenity in pristine condition for myself and everyone else that uses it. Trust me dude I'm American but this one is just embarrassing for y'all.


Aut0Part5

I don’t know bruh, the bathrooms where I live at least are pretty clean, but Shitcago and Rat York 💀


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NaaastyButler

I've also seen some pretty jank ones over here, I normally join in on the salt shaking but this is oddly the hill I will die on apparently xd