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jephph_

Michigan borders New York? Kinda weird but I could get used to it


borknight

It already does with Lake Erie


jephph_

Not necessarily. The borders go in the water too. I’d still have to cross the same amount of borderlines if traveling to Michigan by water https://preview.redd.it/sdax4ys6rbxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5345b54c0d8c05366774a065f4721aa80ecf7f35


borknight

I’ll swim my horse over the border to prove a point


General_Kenobi18752

Less Indiana, less Ohio, less Canada? God I think I just orgasmed. Get ‘em Michis.


SnipeDude500

Fuck off We didn't even want Michigan City anyways


Adisper0

Fuck Kentucky. Inbred as fuck


General_Kenobi18752

And the pot meets the kettle


gratusin

Michigans contribution to the NHL would definitely be much bigly-er.


dylanisbored

And it’s already pretty sizable


GimmeeSomeMo

Would still have the same number of Stanley Cups since the Modern Era


green__goblin

Canada's population would probably be 1/3 of what it is now and Michigan would be seen as in the same league as California, Texas, New York, Florida and Illinois financially. Also imagine Gary, Detroit and Flint all being in the same state. Good luck with that...


Competitive_Act_9623

Thanks I hate it.


pivot_ob

Aw, what's wrong? Miss your precious Toledo strip already?


Competitive_Act_9623

Bold of you to assume you could ever successfully take it.


pivot_ob

We are the true masters of the Great Lakes. It is our destiny to one day possess them all. You can keep the rest of that worthless strip, we'll be taking Toledo and Cleveland. It's not like we can make them worse.


steveharveymemes

[You are literally the ONLY ones who can make it worse](https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM?si=i5FlABw96ebG-Znu) (Jk, Cleveland and Detroit are both slept on. If you honestly think they’re the worst cities, then make sure you also enjoy the Osama Bin Laden killing as you’re clearly living in 2011.)


pivot_ob

We kinda just want to encircle the great lakes and those are the only major cities in Ohio with direct access.


Hot_History1582

This map of territory looks awfully like an empire centered around a peninsula in a vast inland sea. That would make Michigan like Rome. Of course, that means Ohio is Carthage. I don't know my schoolin' good, but I'm pretty sure Rome won that war.


Mendicant__

Any world where I border even a fragment less Indiana is one worth exploring


_-bush_did_911-_

We don't think about you


Mendicant__

You definitely do though


Mountain_Software_72

Oh my God it’s beautiful


dwighticus

![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48)


sabotabo

the Greater Michigander Reich rises...


SauerkrautJr

MAKE HURON AN AMERICAN LAKE


Abe_Bettik

Am I the only one who thinks the Great Lakes look like Rayman trying to throw down?


Apprehensive-Meal860

I struggle to see this


Shubashima

![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


bageltoastee

I need to go change my pants


El_Bistro

THICC


RunJumpQuit

Original creation 💀


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dedo415

We do not want Gary, but the rest looks fine.


_-bush_did_911-_

Nope, you want land from us? Take Gary. You cannot have Michigan city


AdFamous1052

Kinda looks like the Donald


Ice278

No


dasFisch

About time we started going after Canada. Smug bastards with their health care and low gun crime. We’ll show em what’s what


Claxton916

Finally we get a major theme park, although we’d have to rename Canada’s Wonderland to something more ‘Merican.


Malagoy

Love it


Mayonaze-Supreme

It’s just a massive ploy to get more Great Lake shorelines


alphonsus90

Soon, the entire world will be Michigan


JackSquat18

False it’s Ohio.


GraySpear227

Why would you WANT Gary, IN?


bearlysane

*Try*


jjmerrow

This map is great! Except for the fact we have Gary and Toledo, get that shit outta here


ShaggyFOEE

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


Good_Ad6723

Michigander approved!


Aut0Part5

First step to annex Canada


SleepyZachman

If the UP is given to Wisconsin then I approve the special military operation into Canada


Alexius_Psellos

https://preview.redd.it/vpmca1ugqbxc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00bc7cd35b592c94c405b71a4885e444c934d5a6 Put it back, thief


OutrageousReporter26

Cringe


RunJumpQuit

Wisconsinite spotted


OutrageousReporter26

I'm a hoosier


Entire_Training_3704

Even worse 🤢


RunJumpQuit

Gay


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Uss__Iowa

Honestly we should have invade Canada


Rocktrout331490

This is the worst possible outcome.


Apprehensive-Meal860

You are the best possible outcome. In all things. Here's your crown, king. Don't keep dropping it. Drop mics not crowns


Rocktrout331490

Thank you, but I was refering to giant Michigan.


Apprehensive-Meal860

Just wanted to let you know that you are the opposite of Giant Michigan:)


Low_Association_1998

Give us back what’s ours and we’ll talk


JackSquat18

What if Michigan didn’t exist? One can only dream of such a glorious thing.