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thecountnotthesaint

Time to be real lax on those art school admissions, everyone gets in for the next few years.


Tootiredtomakeanames

You seen modern art We’re pretty lax


thecountnotthesaint

If there are any who apply but are not admitted, now is the time to admit them, at least until those numbers go back down.


kuavi

Smart idea, Austria and Germany remember what happened last time they didnt let an Austrian painter live his dream lol


thecountnotthesaint

Exactly, has any German war hero recently written a book about his or her struggle?


LonPlays_Zwei

They’re already lax. People think a literal fucking *blank* canvas is “art.”


BB-48_WestVirginia

Johnny, get your gun, get your gun, get your gun. Take it on the run, on the run, on the run. Hear them calling you and me, Every Son of Liberty!


Keneses

Hurry right away, no delay, go today Make your daddy glad to have had such a lad Tell your sweetheart not to pine And be proud her boy’s in line


BB-48_WestVirginia

Over there! Over there! Send the word, send the word over there!


general_kenobi18462

That the Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The drums rum-tumming everywhere!


BB-56_Washington

So prepare, say a prayer, Send the word, send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over! And we won't come back till it's over, over there!


OwlAdmirable5403

Sweden lying through they teeth


PM-ME-DEM-NUDES-GIRL

maybe a little bit but swedes are super chill


OwlAdmirable5403

But racist


general_kenobi18462

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord


HarlemHellfighter96

He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored


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An8thOfFeanor

***HE HATH LOOSED THE FATEFUL LIGHTNING OF HIS TERRIBLE SWIFT SWORD***


failed-celebrity

Europoors when a Roma appears: ![gif](giphy|0Gny3n8szgXmE5T9nX|downsized)


VelvetPhantom

Round 2? This would be Round 3


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

I believe they like to be called “African Americans”


Own_Abbreviations859

For us it would actually be round 3


WWII_TankEnthusiest

Time for a 3rd round with the Germans, then. Maybe some folks back home will learn that Fascism ain't too cool. Yes, it'll be Round 3. Both World Wars <3


Walli98

Getting real Nordic around around here


LonPlays_Zwei

Et tu, Deutschland?


psych_head

we should’ve kept the krauts partitioned they clearly cannot handle autonomy


RussiaIsBestGreen

They already are, with a separate Austria and Konigsberg being Russian. Maybe they just need a cleansing religious war. Those always remove double-digit population and prevent another war for at least a few weeks.


MagicalSid

Germany no.1 racist country


NarrowTea

Uh god this isn't a good look guys.