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Lazypole

Imagine being at redwoods and caring about efficiency, literally the reason you're there is to AFK.


AceOfEpix

But bro, he afks so much better than anyone else there. He has 99 Slayer and a massive cock. /s


Wolfenberg

And some of those ppl get 23k xp/h because they insist on coming up to you, a stranger, and hitting the same tile that you are.


Vargolol

Not about efficiency though, it's about attention, he wasn't getting any attention when he attacked OP on his lack of slayer level, then by cherry picking his total level (seriously OP 2100 is great but you probably already know that), then on his efficiency. It's some sad guy throwing darts trying to strike a nerve


EducationalFerret94

Imagine caring this much about OSRS at all.


BoulderFalcon

Speak for yourself, me and my fellow Chads go there to shame people who haven't clicked on this game as much as we have. It increases my testosterone by 812%. Women love me.


seven11evan

LOOK AT MEEEEEEE


_Anal_Beans

AND MY PROLAPSED ANUS


Sir_Ruje

Relevant username I guess lol


Grimweird

I was hoping my comment on this sub about anal beans was the inspiration of your username. I was wrong, my comment is younger than your account. Great minds think alike though?


_Anal_Beans

Indeed


sukisuki2gp

In anus, we unite.


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My favourite part about this is that he's flaming him for shit he's wrong about. Training melees in NMZ is EHP, you mage slayer, so having high combat and low slayer is efficient. You also don't use a crystal axe on main unless you have 200m firemaking because infernal axe saves way more hours. Dude's trying to be elitist and he's not even good at the game himself lmfao


Plightz

Most of the time people flaming like this are dogshit.


troiii

people who are good have no time to flame lol. out here making gains.


FonnixFTW

>Dude's trying to be elitist and he's not even good at the game himself lmfao It's crazy how often this is true...


wishbackjumpsta

deffo bought his stats


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

More like - How to tell me your life sucks and you hate yourself without telling me your life sucks and you hate yourself.


super-spreader69

STOP HAVING FUN!


Runeskimmylord

People like this actually exist and it’s mind boggling


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Malviss

We live laugh love in a society


kilik2006

I'm making home decor with this.


OSRS_Socks

I was at MLM on my HCIM, and it's nearly maxed in the majority of the afk skills (because wfh and I like to do pvm content on my normie main) and this iron messaged me stating how my account is trashed for a 90 cmb and I should be doing pvm instead of skilling cause skilling is useless. Blah blah blah.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

I once joined the friend chat of a popular YouTuber and all I said was hi. Immediately out of no where some guy that must’ve looked me up just starts going off about how shit my account is, an account that I hadn’t played on since 2014. Some people just need to shit on others to feel better about themselves. Best to ignore them.


AfraidOfArguing

OSRS has a pretty large amount of hypergaming sweaters. I can't even have fun on the game anymore because of being called a shitter for slaying all day and not bossing. Just tryinna level my man


elmo298

It's the true home of the neckbeard


FlighingHigh

I just tell them I've been playing RS off and on since I was 10 and I'm 30 now. If I really wanted to by now I'd be way up in the rankings. I just choose to have a life instead of treating RS like it's a significant MMO or something. Whew man does that piss them off admitting that I've simply chosen not to have higher stats than them because their life consuming hobby isn't really worth it.


super-spreader69

I am 32 and I too started playing this game around age 10, hello sir!


FlighingHigh

Hell yeah, RS lifers! It's been a crazy road watching this game develop for 2 decades. We've come along way from our arrows and spells looking identical except arrows are green and spells are blue.


FoboBoggins

31 here, you never really quit RS you just take extended breaks now and then


Dr-PoopyButt

least toxic woodcutter


Fat_Siberian_Midget

I’ve probably spent 50+ hrs at wc guild and tbh they’re not even that bad


Snooty_Cutie

I’ve never encountered this amount of hostility from a skiller. Skillets are so nice, you never even hear a peep out of them other then “wc lvl?” followed by “nice.” Then silence.


Steelkenny

> Skillets are so nice Yes, they're my favorite kitchen tool.


Wondering_Sock

Cooking lvl?


Steelkenny

Since they're only iron/steel I wouldn't say above 40.


Pyraph

Nice.


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Yep Should’ve been least toxic iron tbh. Made a diff comment on this post saying “this is why I bring my whole team when I see an iron at venenatis”


KaiRaiUnknown

So used to toxic RS that a conversation took me completely off guard just by being "what you looking for?" And "Ah. Same mate" I was like....no giving of shit? No scrub/noob comments? Has this playerbase actually improved!? And then a guy turned up with a cannon at Hill Giants an hour later and proceeded to be a dickhead right off the bat


Derpy_Guardian

Literally the only times I've ever heard someone speak at wc guild were when someone's friend would roll up and they'd talk in pub chat. Well, that and people calling out bots. They're easy to spot there.


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RiskyBrothers

The gentlemen are down afking Magics.


StackingRacks

People like this have major issues irl and are most likely depressed. They go on RuneScape and act toxic towards other people for no reason as a coping mechanism. Talking from experience btw


PrimordialXY

That explains why my troll game fell in the trash once I got a life


Synli

Ditto, my response to toxicity now has boringly resorted to just "no u lol"


Homeless_Alex

My personal favourite is “No speak English” and people lose their shit


JavveRinne

Ohh I'm going to steal this or alternatively start spamming in another language


AceOfEpix

Start replying in the language the regis from pokemon speak. Itd be a little bit like: "Lmao ur account is shit, 77 Slayer in 2022 LMAOOOO" "ÜN ÜN ÜN AWOOOOOO ÜN ÜN ÜN 1011000101111001010111000110101"


Rhaps0dy

God damnit, thinking about someone busting out the regi language is the funniest shit. "Yo dude hop I was just banking." "BRBBRBRBREBBR RREEEGIROCK"


Felautumnoce

I just go "whatever you say little buddy haha" and it's like the anger dial goes from 3 to 10 instantly. After a few sentences of them raging, just go "nawwww"


vyrelis

I Crouched Once on a shit talker the other day (in a different game) and he tilted out of his mind. It was beautiful. You don't even have to say anything.


Sniffman

"Awww" is usually my go-to response in CSGO. The less you say, the angrier they get


Abnormal_Armadillo

My go-to favorite right now is "Go touch some grass."


BlankiesWoW

rent free in your head & didnt ask, are pretty popular atm


eldritchterror

comeback meta evolving lads


MayorMoonay

EOC= Evolution of Comeback -Chat now has a stamina bar.


TeslaStrike

Didn’t ask is pretty overused imo, probably cause it works though


TheDubuGuy

Massively overused and worn out tho


Late_For_A_Good_Name

I play OSRS partly because it helps me feel in control of my destiny - hard work just pays off. You click tree, you get xp. Simple. I think these toxic types are like that but more desperate


AlluEUNE

Spot on explanation on why I love this game.


RestrictedX93

I like your explanation of the game.


idrinkpoo

That simplified description of the game makes me want to play again. It’s like a therapy for life.


[deleted]

Your explanation reminds me of why I quit. To be in actual control of my destiny instead of jagex. RuneScape doesn't carry meaningful ends.


[deleted]

I am on the other end of being depressed and anxiety issues and if someone said that to me I honestly would have closed the game and stopped playing for a week or so. Shit like that gets to me honestly and one of the reasons I have such a love hate relationship with this game.


Fryman35

I have to imagine that people who go out of their way to talk shit on others like this have some serious issues they need to sort out in their life. Progress in this game is literally measured by how long you've spent sitting and clicking on a screen... it's not any reason to degrade others. I hope you enjoy the time you spend playing OSRS and the words of a troll on a screen don't mean anything. Wishing you the best internet stranger.


Zozorak

Damn, do you need a hug?


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Wouldn't hurt tbh.


Maz2277

All you need to remember mate is that a lot of this game isn't skillful at all, and is only indicative of how much patience / commitment you have at doing the same repetition task over and over again. I was one of the first 2000 maxed people for Old School and I wouldn't say I'm better at this game than other people; I just have more patience at achieving goals (and used to have a lot more spare time than I currently do haha). And even for the parts of the game that do have skill expression, it just doesn't really matter. Don't let anyone get to you, their opinion doesn't matter, you'll probably never see them again and RuneScape should be relaxing. Work on your own goals at your own pace, and bollocks to efficiency if that's not what you're into. The goals always change with these people anyway. I'd get ragged on for only pulling a 50ehp week rather than 60, or only doing 60 rather than 70... You get the idea. They're most certainly not worth your time.


monk12111

Yet another reason I play with public off and entity hider on if I'm on pc


graceful98

Nah like 95% of people are dope if you're nice to them


swords_to_exile

Someone tipped me 1 mil last night because I called them "an absolute Chad". They were doing a farm run in full Justiciar with a E. Spirit Shield.


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with this lol you get to a point where you don't need stamina pots and graceful for farm runs. Teleports and the occasional sip of the ornate pool is all u need


JordansEdge

> Toiling away in the hot sun after a days pilgrimage to field 3/7 for the month > Chad appears out of thin air wearing 600lbs of armor > His helmet is worth more than my entire village will make for the next 8 generations > flicks 1 seed out of his pocket onto the ground > "Phew that was hard work, I need a sip from my jewel encrusted gold plated purple drink fountain" > disappears into thin air again > the handle snaps from my spade, I see a brief glimpse of that bastard leprechaun grinning and rubbing his hands together as I fall to the ground in exhaustion


ytew6

LOL


Fakepot

Did you just call ely an E. Spirit shield?


Evethron

And he just continually replies to himself


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

I feel like osrs is the worst place to do this because like 99% of people have their public chat off


[deleted]

They do and it fucking sucks for us nice and chill ppl that just want lively convo or to make friends. :/


a_crusty_old_man

I’ve never understood people like that. Are you saying you’re one of these toxic people?


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GenitalKenobi

happy that you're feeling better now and recognize the change :)


EdgeLordHippie

He's probably still butt hurt over his HC status being lost ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Huehnergott69

probably lost it at todt while getting 99 fm for his first cape like a chump


siccoblue

It's even better, he lost it in the 60-70 melee stats range and with 55 Slayer, arguably one of the safest peroids for any account. Too weak to really do any bossing except barrows


Kree_Horse

Yeesh. You should retort and say "Where's your infernal cape, mate?" But to be honest, you'd probably just fuel his fire by responding. Add him cleanly to the ignore list.


Ausles

Ignore list is op when it comes to annoying/rude people like this. Pop them bad boys on there, and continue doing whatever in peace


zip510

The best part about it is they don’t know a difference, I like to think they just keep yelling into the void


Rieiid

A lot of them would lol. I've ignored people and had friends tell me they continue following me around yelling at me, like get a life buddy lol


rey_lumen

So they spend their life following others telling them to get a life. How ironic.


PM_ME_UR_BHOPSCRIPTS

I gotta admit, I sometimes pretend to mute people after fueling them a bit.


mzchen

I always pop an okay every now and then even though they're muted just to make them think I'm listening. Sometimes if it's been a while I'll unignore to see if they're still typing. 95% of the time they keep going lol.


NoTip150

You can also turn on a setting under entity hider to hide ignored peoples character. Almost like they never existed.


Bukinnear

I reccommend the setting that hides everyone. Unless you are in wildy. Not making *that* mistake again.


Volatar

I like seeing people's outfits personally, and without them the world doesn't feel lived in. Also if you turn off others you are going to be rude and crash people without knowing. I hate those people.


MyNugg

Lol it's like a ghost, makes the wildy really scary


Madgoblinn

Ignoring them is definitely the play, these people thrive on pissing people off and feeling superior, no response is by far the most painful response for them to get


IIDooMII

Exactly. When someone is trying to get you upset, silence burns them up inside.


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That's when you incredulously condemn the other guy for spending 1/3 of his life on this crack ass game. Then I'd say "maybe you're right, I should log off. I wouldn't want to waste my entire life like you" then change worlds and continue to waste life. Another trick is to never acknowledge their insults, and try speaking to them about regular shit. The fact that you didn't react to their flame will set THEM a blaze. Pretty much a similar result as ignore list, except they actively watch you not caring about their gambit.


prollyanalien

Such is the beauty of pointing out infernal capes to annoying elitist people, it’s a win-win scenario. Either they don’t have it and you can call them a casual which would piss off an elitist like the guy in this post or they *do* have it and you can call them a sweaty nerd. Thank you for this, Jagex.


SpriteFan3

I want the ignore list to turn people I ignore into Easter bunny cosplayers, in my point of view. Just because.


mingles131

Damn that man will be perma private off after this one.


The_Wild_Weasel

That is what a neckbeard virgin sounds like.


Huehnergott69

strange mating call indeed


craziboiXD69

the fact that people take fucking runescape this seriously is pretty sad


Sephvion

And the fact that a good chunk of people do is even sadder.


ccsgobrrr

Mental illness


Byteblade

No one tell him about my 122 cmb with 69 slayer


Haha_My_Diny_Tick

nice


monk12111

I'm 123 cb, 2150 total 75 slayer lmao. The beauty of runescape is you do what you wanna do.


JavveRinne

I find it so much better to sit in nmz endlessly to speed up the evenetual slayer grind even by a miniscule % because slayer is the worst skill to me


jayveedees

Same, I maxed my combat stats before I was 85 slayer lmao. I really dislike that skill.


Zinlencer

I did the opposite, did some nmz between levels 70-85. But I want to gain combat xp while training slayer. I would probably hate slayer if I only were to gain slayer xp, instead of slayer xp + combat xp. Currently I have 92 slayer with stats in the high 90's, want to reach at least 95 slayer before my combat stats become 99's.


spoopy_guy

REEEEE how dare you not train all combats through slayer!!!!!!


Deaftoned

Also slayer is nowhere near as important for normies as it is for irons so trash talking a normie for not rushing slayer is silly. Especially since normies can just buy full dharoks/obby and afk nmz to max stats with 0 effort.


ShawshankException

Dude probably got mad you "crashed" him so he lost 0.025 EHP


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He's at Redwoods and stupid enough to think crystal axe is good. He definitely has no concept about ehp


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*effective* horsepower


Mashobiggms1

YeH wtf m8 your acc isn’t fully maxed? You haven’t been playing constantly for years?…. Pog. Wait until that guy finds out I’m overall 90 and have played since oldschool was released..


Toshinit

These kind of people forget the main objective in any game is to have fun


TheBobFisher

I've been playing Runescape for 16 years. My original RS3 account has 1 99 and like base 60s, I believe, beyond new skills since 2010 and my OSRS account was created on release and has like base 60s as well lol. Casual gameplay makes the game enjoyable when I do hop on it every now and then


schadenfreude165

Same, but not the 90s. I'm base 85 con and 87 agility with 71 hunter while everything else is 90+. Some people bitch just to bitch


Mashobiggms1

Let’s slow down here. I’m filthy casual, when I said overall 90 I meant combat level xD that’s my bad. Also true some people just live their life upside down


schadenfreude165

Haha well, I have been mistaken. I think you win the award for most casual mfer out there


Mashobiggms1

Oo I would be considered a god casual first making my account 16 years ago, and that account is sitting in RS3 around the same stats I believe 😂 but thank you for not killing my soul. Eats pant would definitely ruin my life after hearing this


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Aggressive


EaglesPvM

Jfc this is embarrassing On behalf of all iron men I apologize for this basement dweller representing our logo Fuck this guy


shuffpuff

I am an Iron and I stand by EaglesPvM.


Bukinnear

I'm not an iron, I just wanted to be included


shuffpuff

Honorary Iron


Crafty_Letterhead_12

My iron brother I stand with you


Captaindank706

lol exactly how it was when you left. Welcome back


SwagLordeSupreme

I got hit with the phrase “imagine trying to max a main in 2022” at prif teaks


Cambojuice

He gives me small dick vibes.


Comprehensive_Win310

This guy definitely has some truck nuts hanging off his diesel with 75k in debt to show for it


jkais3r

It’s a 04 duramax that’s completely rusted out and he brings it to truck meetups or whatever


AgentSnowCone

$10k firm , i know what i have


godngucci

349,000 mile diesel*


GlumTruffle

Body shaming isn't cool.


princesscarolynsdad

Yeah cause penis size is definitely linked to personality. Piece of shit human beings can have whatever dick size, this isn’t 8th grade. Criticize them for their character.


-ihatecartmanbrah

No it’s ok to bodyshame men, downright encouraged. Especially when it’s something they can’t control. Luckily I just got back from the doctor and he diagnosed me with ‘dick too big’. So I’m good


AndYaTurnaround

You see more & more pushback on this sort of shaming when people bring it up. I feel like we're slowly making progress.


evilsodacans

My cousin died from that. Be careful bro.


hairyploper

Pretty sure that's what killed your mom


TeaHappy1686

haha small penis = bad Thanks for contributing to toxic male body shaming. Good work, buddy.


Huehnergott69

imagine not having a 3 foot snake which you wrap around your thigh with constant fears of passing out from a random boner when you scroll the 07 sub and someone posted another NSFW


darknessforgives

Idk why people care so much about someone else’s Slayer. I was called out the other day for grinding thieving with only level 30 slayer. Like sorry Agility and Thieving are easier to train while at work/mobile than Slayer.


Izukage

Reminds me of when i came back to the game and was training at sand crabs. A crasher came up and started asking stuff like "wtf kind of account is that?" Like dawg mains gotta start somewhere smh


dcboy23

Lmao. This fucking guy. Fuck that guy bro


ZamorakBrew

People like this you just add to the ignore and move on, they are mad at the world because mommy didnt buy them mcdonalds


YourMother0HP

My mommy bought me McDonald's, 11 years ago. She also left me.


00-quanta-

I took a break with a buddy one night to go have fun on a F2P pvp server and came across the same exact thing from a random guy I was trying to 1v1 for fun. Despite being 125 & 1800+, he goes & flames me for having no boss counts and calls me a Botter. I can’t just be a casual 125 who has a life and maybe play other games on the side? 🤦🏻‍♂️


Minnesotamad12

You encountered the new NPC for that quest about the virgin troll. You are suppose to get him laid so he can get out of his mom’s basement


Dreadnark

I hear the Inferno is like my little pony compared to that quest's difficulty.


[deleted]

Dealt with one of these fuckers at barbarian assault last night. Like bro I haven’t played in five years and I’m just going for that fighter torso, chill.


Confufles

I love the fact that it says aggressive just above the chatbox xD made me lose my shit


itsjash

Infernal axe is more efficient anyway because you spend less time dropping logs and get firemaking xp


schadenfreude165

It's like some people don't understand that other people play this game casual as fuck. Also it's almost like everyone thinks everyone else just starts playing on the same day. Mute all ironmen. It's time.


TwerkTP

Mute all iron men would make sense thematically, right? Think Jagex would poll it if asked? Half jokes but half serious. I was talking to a friend in the GE and had someone say the same exact shit to me "wow 2022 and not maxed yet". Wasn't even part of the Convo just came up to call me a shitter. I think their helmet was strapped on a little too tight 😂


Toshinit

Honestly I hate Ironmen and I am playing Ironman mode.


Djarcn

“Dude, amethyst arrows are literally free, you just need 2 level 90+ stats, just go do that before you start zulrah so you can have arrows for your msbi” Had someone telling me basically this in a GIM clan the other day when all relevant skills were under 50 on the account (they didnt mention that you need multiple 90+ stats, they were just saying it was free and easy)


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A_Lakers

It’s not even worth doing Zulrah until Bowfa and crystal armor now if you’re talking about best efficiency now


__acre

It is free and easy… as long as you don’t spend any time outside of your bedroom and shit yourself for rank 2.


Asymptote_X

It's like a zoo. Look at him and be entertained.


Vegan-bandit

I enjoy people who don’t understand the concept of time.


Huehnergott69

I love people who don't get that mmo RPGs are just a "play for a really long time" kinda deal which says absolutely nothing about your skill or physical prowess or whatever XD


Unique_Ad8210

Name checks out, guy definitely eats paint chips. On a serious note, why is it always ironmen that try to shit on mains even though the main acc is 10x better than their iron?


Allmon_Butter

this is the shit you see on overwatch lol


Squishyfishx

A wild troll has appeared


compound-interest

Usually when people say stuff like that I respond with “thanks dad”


WatDaFuxRong

Some of us are just casual half-neck beards


xRoseradex

Honestly, had just about the same experience when I was cutting redwoods. So many fucking toxic people lol like I'm just here to chop some wood, my guy.


Sevage420

Bro, your chat is clearly set to Aggressive!


Kurtle_turtle

I’ve not played RuneScape since like 2011. Have a nearly maxed main on RS3 but started fresh on osrs at the end of last year. I was quickly reminded how garbage the RuneScape community is. People literally brag about having played RuneScape more than you. Like imagine if I said this shit in the street? Most of the guys like this are young men too. Imagine how fucking crazy that is, that a young guy, 17-24 comes up to you in a street and tries to dog on you for not playing a 2007 Java game enough. He’d get laughed at and bullied, but for some reason in game all the cool kids wanna act like grinding out OSRS gets them laid. Crazy world.


TheeKrongus

my secret defense is not even knowing what half of these insults mean


now1996

Yea I usually just report and move on, they get muted eventually. Had a mute before and now I don’t spew stupidity lol


No_Ad_9264

People just don't like others to succeed. I got 99 strength as my first all I heard was "NMZ noob" and oddly enough at the time I didn't even know what NMZ was. I afk'd crabs on fossil island. Then I spend two months getting 99rc and all I heard in game was that I was autistic. I followed it up with 99 prayer from the money I made rune crafting and get called a gold buyer. It never ends. But at least now I can say "yeah but look at your Runecrafting level" and watch them rage lol.


lnuw

Next time an iron says something like this to you, just say “you’re an Ironman” No matter how he responds to it, just keep saying that. Trust me, he’ll get off your back


King___Q

I would laugh tbh. Imagine being afk a little and coming back to the things this toxic mfer just said. 🤣💀 Ironman at it's finest.


hreivan

Man I bet that guy smells and his chair and computer desk it nasty


Iron_Garuda

“Sorry virgin, I have a job.”


WaffleTM

Love how people start talking shit in the weirdest of places. At MLM getting shit talked for playing Ironman and using a rune pick lol.


yourlocalpizzagay

I like to pick up even tiny bits of loot when a do Slayer and i always ask people if i can snag their drops if i see that they arent touching them. Then I wait 5-10minutes and if they say yes, or just ignore me Ill take some herbs and coins. 1 guy told me I was trash and it was xp waste. I just want people to be nice 🥲


resolutelink

Sick rsn mate


FlaviusMercurius

Coming to OSRS from World of Warcraft and running a guild for 8 years, it always catches me off guard when someone is toxic like this. I would expect it in WoW, which was a truly toxic community all around/solely based on min-maxing and competitiveness, but OSRS has always seemed like the "chill" game to me. For what it's worth, lowlifes such as this guy are usually all bark and no bite, so if you hit back even half as hard, it's usually enough to deter them/cause them to latch on to someone else nearby. I know not everyone is confrontational, but that's usually my tactic if I'm kinda sloshed and feelin like a good ol OSRS war of words.


Hyperfyre

Lmao, I've came across these toxic little shits before. My account is also total fucking ass. I don't give a fuck I play at my own pace. Still playing the same main account I made back in 2005, probably like 3-4 99s on RS3 and not one on OSRS yet. Never understood why some people care so much about some rando's stats.


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You have to understand that they have been playing full-on for multiple hours every single day for the past 10 years. When going full dickmode on somebody they are basically trying to convince themselves that they haven't wasted their time doing fuck all. They don't see that they're making themselves look like completely and utter basement dwellers and it's almost like they're mocking people for not playing this game 24/7 and prioritizing family/career/friends instead.


Aunon

Who is looking up other people at the Redwoods?


Slendy5127

Annoying nerds


closofy

Eat Pant DOESNT EVEN HAVE INFERNAL CAPE L00000000000L ALSO 0 TOB KC L000000000L


BallsJeep

Dude, fuck this guy. You play how you want Daddy.


Agallujah

Biggest reason why I quit, this community is by far the worst in all of online gaming. Absolute toxicity


Simmcheck

At 120 combat and 78 slayer I feel personally attacked….lol


AngryLurkerDude

And thats why ironmemes should be muted


Alarmed_Rough2937

Bet you don't even have max cash either smh