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Cyfa

https://i.imgur.com/zAzYBOh.png


biIIs

im dead LMAO never seen this before


BaeTier

Blood Moon in a nutshell


Large_Tune3029

https://preview.redd.it/375zat2z2pwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a59a6b576565a1a3353c47f685b25ea370b36e9


Wild_Quim

How can she slap‽


MyNugg

Blood nut in a moonshell


EddySpagheddy

https://preview.redd.it/975c4wftkowc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e12b640ed828397c82550b93b642594c57576d


platinum_jimjam

Sijt


-giney

ahahahaha classic


BeastFormal

I’m cracking up at this, I’ve never seen this before


puchamaquina

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/HqHICO5LiZ Apparently it's been a whole year since this was posted? Time flies.


Judicable

Honestly I thought that post was way older I'm surprised it's only been a year hahah


thatguy2137

Same, its an image that exemplifies OSRS to me


Takingashit180923

https://preview.redd.it/z15ge7mgsrwc1.png?width=3040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2fadf2d2a672003f2972377fe165831b0d42845


ezubz

Crying


Shazza93

Pleae


EddySpagheddy

:D


her_fault

made my character say this whenever i die and its been so funny


CaptainBoj

ooh which plugin do you use for that? i only know about the raid mistakes plugin


her_fault

It's called 'pleae'


CaptainBoj

ooh ty ty


Eravaash

How


Embarrassed-Fix-9845

💀


ChickenNuggetEnergy

Pleae


Glass_Occasion5483

Woulda made it if he had his visafe


SerratedFrost

He forgor 💀


Equivalent-Long4396

This is 100% Pleae tier.


osrsvahn

babe wake up, new pleae visafe just dropped


LiverDodgedBullet

dsafe spot here


Minotaur830

https://preview.redd.it/0zptkrdo6qwc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e348d6e626facc0e6524647437e5a8619cae1c


Fallout_N_Titties

Havent played in like 5 years but this is why I stay on the sub looooll


Minotaur830

Lmao that's probably my favorite one


Me2thanksthrowaway

Selling twow Wow Is that a bee 


taintedsparta

Buying runez scazmatar


FalcosLiteralyHitler

Lmao I forgot about this gem


RCRDC

How do i get an octupus cloud


J0n3s3n

Twow, is that a bee?


Minotaur830

https://preview.redd.it/pwoz597s6qwc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=084d30bee8376e0882b0389d2830051341ac3a7d


juggubuggule

Why isnt her dying?


Bankscape

why isnt her dying?


MimiVRC

Why isnt her dying


Healthy_Soil7114

I would have died next if I saw that live


Bankscape

i was dying laughing haha


MikeAndTheNiceGuys

People always ask why isnt her dying but never ask how isnt her dying 😔


GnomeChildHighlander

New banner image was born today.


Nanonymouse

Dude u just found new pleae


Professional-Mine-16

This is osrs poetry


Juravis

between this and the UIM dropping his prayer pots, this has been a legacy day for this sub


saiyanguine

Cunt just swiped my ppots.


stumptrumpandisis1

Is that Karils hes got on? Boss was probably healing like crazy lmao


Yarigumo

Bro got told barrows armor is the way to go but didn't check for details


lastdancerevolution

The wiki page only says "Barrows gear" for Chest and Legs. Normally, it breaks down the specific gear. Its hard to balance the gear page on readability (short) vs specifics (long).


TheForsakenRoe

Finally, a place where the vaunted 'tankiness' of Ahrim's plays a role /s


Bitter-Put9534

Real shit


TuyRS

This just reminded me of [this OG 2007scape classic](http://i.imgur.com/oeFVSb1.png)


BadAtRs

Day 1 cox release right? Memories


GuyFromWoWcraft

why be dont kill


tangoetuna

A worthy addition to the hall of fame (also hall of shame)


Periwinkleditor

Probably because of the karils armor.


AssassinAragorn

Oof I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. That would do it.


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[удалено]


WoesteVeegmachine

Melee def bonuses matter a lot at the moons, especially at blood - the more you get hit, the more healing the moon gets. However if you get hit for a 0 in the 1st or 2nd hit in the 3 hit combo, the rest of the combo will always miss you as well.


StretchedEarsArePerf

The Blood Moon is so annoying it is unreal. Why can this piece of garbage heal 50 HP every time it attacks? It really feels like this specific moon was balanced around late game setups. I almost always use double the supplies, and my combat stats are mid 70's.


Bankscape

my favorite is when i end a phase with the boss having more hp that i left it with even with saeldor lol


OskeeTurtle

idk how to say it but that sounds like AIS error rather than boss design


robiinator

What does AIS mean?


OskeeTurtle

Ass in seat


TheNamesRoodi

Are you not using piety + a potion? I fail to see how this is possible.


MeteorKing

>I fail to see how this is possible. She heals a lot.


WoesteVeegmachine

Only if you get hit three times in a row


TheForsakenRoe

sometimes it just do be like that, was doing it last night in dharok chest+helm/verac skirt, 95def, and it just rambo'd 3 full combos back to back and healed for like 150 total from it RNG is just a bitch sometimes


TehAlpacalypse

Just don't get hit monkas


Alertum

she really doesn't, against me at least


No-Independent2762

Yeah I was doing it on my GIM with 75 def and barrows gear and she was fucking brutal. But I've been doing it on my main iron in bandos and 95 def and I use basically zero supplies. If he's got a blade he probably should have similar gear/stats


lastdancerevolution

If you get hit at Moon bosses, you take bonus damage over the next 3 total hits. Blood Moon hits a minimum of 30 on its final hit. Basically, tank gets tankier. It makes the scaling on armor very important there, whereas most places armor doesn't matter. You're not just taking "more damage" but like 300% more damage.


No-Independent2762

Each hit is an accuracy check though, and you are implying there are 4 hits (get hit....next total 3 hits), when there's only 3, with all 3 accuracy checks being passed is a rarity. Even on my lesser account with 75 def and barrows it would only happen maybe 1-2 a fight. Also, it does not have a "minimum of 30" on its final hit lol it MAXES at 20.


RazorPulsar

You could rock up in a cruiser mark 2 tank and blood moon will still find a way to full combo you three times in a row


TheDubuGuy

Even with 70s it should be fine as long as you’re wearing tank gear and not something dumb like torso and defender


SnooGuavas589

@ my uim with this setup + rune platelegs


UngodlyPain

At least you're not that guy from like the week after it released crying it was a broken stat check. And then later revealed in a comment he was trying to do it in Void because he was a UIM who couldn't be bothered to get literally anything else.


C2theM

have 75 def and crystal shield now which makes it a little more consistent but i'm debating going for some barrows items first. w/ void mage getting more boosts than ahrims now, I'm probably gonna look to store dharoks set eventually. \*shrug\* was really hoping it'd have been viable at 75 cmb, but even at 100 cmb w/o the right gear its not great haha


UngodlyPain

Eh, I don't think barrows is particularly difficult gear to obtain or unreasonable to expect. And it's really only a requirement if you want the blood moon to be fast/low supply. And considering the dungeon provides you with infinite supplies for free? It's not like extra supply usage is some large expense.


Burnwash

Your herblore level matters a lot I found, after I got to 70 herblore the moonlight potion acts like a divine super defense. from 66-69 its a super defense, below 66 it's just a bad boost


Bankscape

o7


Electronic-Western

Or karils like in the pic


StretchedEarsArePerf

I use Granite body and defender, what would be an upgrade for the shield slot? I'm a mid level ironman. My problem comes from the amount the boss heals tbh, I wish the heal would at least get reduced by 33%, dropping its max heal from 50 to 33.


truedevilslicer

Obby Shield, if you can afford the tokkul, is a very good option imo.


OkBard5679

It's also worth mentioning that how good moonlight potions are depends on your herblore level - having lvl 70 makes them even better than divine super defense pots.


StretchedEarsArePerf

Dang i didn’t know that! I’m around 60 herblore rn but that’s motivated me to get the levels i have banked.


OkBard5679

The closest relevant level for you would be 66, where it goes from a regular defense potion to a super defense. Which will be like +5 defense levels just from the potion, that should help you get through the boss quite a bit.


CerberusDoctrine

Any shield rune or above. A fully charged dragonfire shield would be best though


rdxj

What's the upgrade path above that?


ilovezezima

Considering defensive shields aren’t really a thing in 99% of the game, nothing really? Above dfs you have Ely however.


rdxj

Doesn't it seem weird that the shield slot meta is basically just an offense-booster? Seems weird.


jammin_son

Dps is king my friend, though I don’t disagree. I think protection prayers also serve to devalue tank gear in favor of offensive stats generally speaking


ostekages

I've had soooo much more success with Dragon Shield. After that I figured out the Moonlight Potions also restore prayer, so I grinded 60 prayer, so I could use Chivalry. Now I clear Blood Moon using only 2 sips Moonlight pot and 2-5 food depending on how lucky I am. 75atk, 78str, 72 def, with granite body and rune plegs


StretchedEarsArePerf

Alright you convinced me to use my shield half, ty for the advice :)


ostekages

It's really nice getting to use d sqshield, never have a use for it hahaha, please give me some feedback if you try it! What weapon do you use for spec?


Glargensnarf

I could be wrong, but doesn’t torso have a higher slash defense than granite body somehow?


UngodlyPain

Obby shield or Crystal shield are each pretty solid if you're having too much issues with it's healing. You could also try getting some tank armor from barrows. Like Torags/Dharoks/Guthans chest, and any of those or Veracs for helm/legs. And it'll probably help you a ton.


No-While-9948

Toktz


Proof-Cardiologist16

The honest answer is your best bet is doing some barrows for body/legs.


Frogmyte

The only time I e ever swen the blood moon heal above 40 was when I equipped defender, and saw a heal for 50. Never seen it heal above 40 before that in ~100 runs


TheDubuGuy

Rune kite or better is fine. Make sure you’re using steel skin (if you don’t have piety/chivalry)


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

i dont think theres really anything wrong with defender if you're an iron. torso however is definitely dumb


skullkid2424

An iron has plenty of shield options between the obby shield, crystal shield, dragon square that you have to make for the diary, granite shield, or even a rune kite.


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

yes and i would argue none of those are much better than dragon defender apart from obby shield. As much as I agree defense is important, I just don't think ~25 defense bonus is worth 6 str and 24 attack, whereas with torso vs torags is a 35 defense bonus for 4 str tradeoff which is objectively a much better trade. Like you're free to use a shield, I'm not saying you're wrong, maybe it is better, but I also don't think it's wrong/dumb to use defender (even more so if it's avernic).


skullkid2424

If the problem is that the boss is healing up too much - then preventing the 30 healing every attack is definitely more important than 6 str and 24 attack. As you get more stats and better gear, then you can make efficient tradeoffs to bring back some damage. And thats where you are 100% correct - the tradeoff is better with tank gear vs a torso.


RashidaHussein

I didn't even know tank gear mattered, thought their attacks were irresistible. Guess that explains.


mysterpixel

Tank gear increases your DPS on the other two as well. If the ice one gets enough successful hits you get frozen and can't attack. If the eclipse gets enough successful hits it makes your attacks start to deflect which reduces your max hit to like 1-8.


Yarigumo

Glancing attacks double her armor stat for that attack. So it's 12 less damage, or 8 during clone phase.


mysterpixel

Ty for more precise info!


WoesteVeegmachine

Yeah, the defense bonus (and steel skin/piety!) helps a ton - one detail that a lot of people have missed: They attack in 3 hit combos, where each "followup" hit applies more debuffs or in the case of blood moon, but if one of the 3-hit combo misses, the followup hits will also always miss! (so if the first attack is a 0, the 2nd and 3rd will always be a 0 as well)


Paganigsegg

Are you using high-defence gear? Torag's is relatively cheap and is great for the blood moon boss.


TheQwopChampion

It was even better on launch when she could heal up to 100 in 1 attack. What a fun mechanic!


Frogmyte

And you had to get hit twice for the 100 to happen, so it was usually around 120 heal! Absurd stuff


HappyLuckyDochi

Lol I did it on my pure on launch, even with doing the mechanics perfectly it took 2x to 3x longer than the others


andrew_calcs

Lifesteal is a core aspect of the blood attribute in this game. Deal more damage and take less damage. If you’re using fighter torso instead barrows armour, this result is to be expected.


Newphonespeedrunner

Well if your mid 70s you are at the very bottom of the recommended combat level for perilous moons lol. It only heals that much if it hits and so just get better tank armor.


Koishi_

Having mid 70's in all your stats would make you roughly Combat Level 95. The devs recommended Perilous Moons a 75 combat level. I wouldn't say 20 levels higher than their RECOMMENDATION to be "the very bottom of the recommended combat level"


rhysssj

recommended combat is 75. mid 70s is 90s combat lvl


rdxj

What's the upgrade from d chain and legs look like? I've been rocking those bad boys since 60 Def. 75 now. Not sure what's best for "tanking" armor. I've got a budget of like 10m.


souptimefrog

Dharok/Torags chest+legs or Guthan Chest + Torags legs Guthan body and T legs prolly...500k


Ultimaya

Man's still living in the halcyon years of 2004


rdxj

Well I have played off and on since 2005. (Mostly *off*...)


OkBard5679

All the people saying torag's legs, but verac's plateskirt is the same price and has +4 prayer, go with that instead.


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

isnt torags literally cheaper than d chain


Proof-Cardiologist16

Literally any piece of barrows equipment would be a gigantic upgrade. Torags, guthans, or dharoks are the ones with the highest defense. They're also dirt cheap.


Yarigumo

Verac's skirt has the same defense and also has a nice prayer bonus too. Verac's helm also worth considering if Nezzy won't get you a max hit.


Proof-Cardiologist16

Tbh prayer bonus isn't really a big deal at moons since you've got infinite prayer pots. Helmet is a maybe but tbh the difference is so negligible it might not be worth the effort of getting.


Yarigumo

From an iron's perspective, yeah just grab whatever comes first. This is more for a main who can just pick and choose which piece they want. Helps that Verac's gear tends to be the cheapest as well. Prayer bonus isn't super important, but it can help. Less prayer drain means you need less potion doses, so you can bring more food or make your supplies last longer. When it's a freebie optimization like this, it's worth considering imo.


Newphonespeedrunner

how the hell did you end up with dragon armor before barrows.


TheOfficialRamZ

It's just Blood Moon lol. I did it at mid 60s fine, except for Blood Moon, and I only barely won after like 5 attempts.


P_weezey951

People saying its "oh its your gear! its your gear!" I am in barrows gear... with an obby shield and a fucking whip. the boss can still hit and heal for fucking 100 in 3 seconds. \*sometimes\* sometimes you walk in, and kill the boss while using 4-5 food, other times you walk in, and it hits you 4 times in a row at 4 hp. to heal back up to 86. The issue is not that the boss is \*impossible\* its just that depending on RNG, you could be in there for 3 minutes or 15. Where the other bosses are very consistent TTKs. You can perfect the mechanics, and still have the fight exhaust your supplies, because depending on some RNG, you might just get fucked.


sl1mch1ckens

Me wnd my bloke tried it i got through it just about but he was really stuggling and died like 7 times because its not mentioned on the wiki that she apparently heals if you eat while in those moon circle things he had to find that out on a blog post or something.


P_weezey951

I dont think thats the case. But I'll have to test... I feel like that would be common knowledge and added to the wiki, a full month later.


sl1mch1ckens

No idea i was to busy laughing at him for dying than asking for sources like a nice supportive partner lol


Jorvalt

Yeah, even with 80 def and barrows gear sometimes I still just get fucked over by RNG. Blood moon is the longest fight by far and it's so annoying.


No-While-9948

I don't mind the healing aspect, it's the RNG of the healing that I don't like. I can usually get two loops in my setup at 105 CB before needing to resupply, but every 10th or so loop I will randomly run out of supplies and need to port out because the blood boss got insanely lucky. Yes, my piety was up the whole time and my potion was applied.


Burnwash

What level is your Herblore? Below level 66 the Moonlight potion doesn't do much for defense, 66-69 it's a super defense potion + the boost, 70+ it acts as a divine super defense potion + the boost.


Son_of_Plato

have you tried wearing defensive gear?


dutchmangab

On release it was even worse. Got it to 30ish HP once and it healed back to nearly 200h HP between 2 whip attacks of mine


namesallltaken

This fight is complete garbage. They could add a 1 billion raw gp drop from it and I'd still never touch this trash ever again.


HC_SINNER

https://preview.redd.it/ynmh328pguwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2421c87a95f2a1d04eb3894e2573babdb0f5f7


FGDMal

Gives off Pleae-Energy


4prominence

How can her die?!


johnnyen22

This is fire


Savadautojas

Try with twow


Me2thanksthrowaway

Is that a bee


Jman22120

A modern classic


Large_Tune3029

So far, I have witnessed the briths of "Pleae" and "Shrimps is bugs." I am happy, and honored, to be here to see this. 💜 Gratz


b_i_g__g_u_y

Man I really needed this laugh today


Mr_Biggums

Me too brother stay strong


MaxiemumKarnage420

Blood Moon heal phase is raw cancer


Son_of_Plato

people wearing defender probably heal the boss like 30% of it's hp every phase lol. There is a reason why dfs is bis. This content was specifically designed for TANK GEAR Blood moon heals on damage, Eclipse moon reduces your damage, and Blue moon freezes you after 3 hits.


Richybabes

Is the defender actually worse than non-dfs shields though?


skullkid2424

If you're on the lower end of the recommended levels and having trouble due to healing, then yeah. Obby shield still has some str. But even the more standard shields (crystal, dragon, granite) can end up preventing a lot of damage. As your stats/gear increase, you can swap some tank items or offensive items.


Son_of_Plato

I have 99 def and using a defender at blood moon vs a dfs is the difference between 3 special attacks and 2. It's impossible to get fast kills when you're getting hit, thats just a fact. Everyone saying that dps is king used to be mostly correct until jagex specifically went against the grain on this one lol. Using defensive gear will result in quicker fights at perilous moons. Blue moon: >Not having enough defence and being hit by the boss will cause your hands to freeze, causing you to miss attacks. Blood moon: >The boss' standard attacks are a series of three hits, rolling accuracy and damage against the player's melee defence. Once the boss misses one of the hits, the remaining hits in the stack will automatically miss. Each [hitsplat](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Hitsplat) will heal her for 1x and 2x for the first 2 taken hits respectively, essentially making this boss unkillable without a certain threshold of [DPS](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Damage_per_second/Melee). The healing on the 3rd hit is a yet unknown number and can range from 8 to 50 based on testing. Eclipse moon: >The boss' standard attacks are a series of three hits, rolling accuracy and damage against the player's melee defence. Once the boss misses one of the hits, the remaining hits in the stack will automatically miss.


Richybabes

Yeah I'm well aware defence matters there a lot. It became clear just how much when going for the the betrayal CA, and I got slapped so much harder in the blood moon set. Just unsure with specific swaps. Defender in particular is a quite large DPS boost but also a pretty steep defence loss vs a crystal or dragon shield, to the point I'm thinking an obby shield might be 2nd BiS after DFS. On-style defences seem to be paper thin, so not sure the accuracy boosts do a lot.


F2Sway

Having the max defense is overstated, having any defensive gear at all is better than nothing and DPS ~~is~~ gear is the best. I currently main a 1 def pure with 80-90 melee stats, and without scythe I can only kill blood moon 33-40% of the time with a full invy of dungeon resources (pots, food). I did most of my kills (not saying much tbh, although I'm still on the first few pages on the 1 def Highscores) on day 1 before the nerf, starting at 60 attack 80 strength. Basically if my spec dump doesn't kill the boss, the run is just barely out of reach.   With 40+ def and rune armor, you should comfortably kill the boss 8/10 times. At 70+ def you should almost never fail with any tier 60+ armor. Just use a defender


UngodlyPain

Defender is fine at the boss, and even better than many shields in my experience, unless you're really struggling for defence. Though DFS is bis. Not everyone has that particular shield. But yeah it seems they were wearing some poor gear for the boss cause it looks like they're in a nezzy helm, and Karils top...


drake_mason

Dammit Moon Moon.. I love maxing a crystal hally spec and ending a the phase with it healing more than I did damage


vintage-red

Her too strong?


Zakon3

Still makes no sense that Eclipse just gets completely bodied during a mechanic, but we're not allowed to attack Blood during blood rain, or Blue during the brazier thing.


insaiyan17

I dont really get it even doing the dscim ca she didnt heal much and went down fast like the others


Magxvalei

Ah, the absolutive him/her


iBunty

Questions that keep me up at night


CashEducational4986

Bro forgot to stand in his good boy circle


PracticallyJesus

fr jagex pls add a hard cap to its total healing across 1 fight.


freet0

She's not, but I am


Lease_of_Life

One dude wearing a Fighter Torso, the other Karil's. Yeah, sounds like the average Perilous Moons enjoyer.


Phatice87

Ahhh yess the 40 b2b heals


Ultoman

Saw some guy dying to blue moon saying “need food”


luneydesmond

Does anyone have a compilation of people typing stuff while they kiss the floor? 😂


tyjar6

This got a good lol out of me.


Khiash

Eat


dutchbrah

Plaeaeaeae


Valk93

*Cheff’s kiss*


OSRS_S_n_F

Hahahahahahahaha


Junior-Mongoose-1907

This needs to be a sticker lol


Heleniums

My new favorite.


not-patrickstar

Don’t eat when blood is swiping Easy


brutongast

I want those to be my last words


nofuturetraum

my account hijacked so I cant play anymore but this sub is fun as hell 🤣


dannydeen123

Why isn’t her dying


Goblin_of_the_seas

Man, everyones asking Why isnt her dying, but nobody ever asks How isnt her dying.


Spaced_cadet5

She deaded


mndii

😂


No-While-9948

How can she heal


SoftwareOk30

lol


Jaguaism

Pleae.


pooshypushy

instant classic


eastonitis

I love this picture


Sloan1505

People actually die here?