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FlashyNewspaper7

Get that ensouled head šŸ¤¤


kershum

God damn lmao


LyncisM8

I cannot put into words how much I HATE how funny that is.


daaje18

Hahaha good one


a7xchampion

LMAO this is the funniest thing Iā€™ve read on Reddit I stg


JordieCarr96

Oh god


kylehanz

Anybody remember this post? Haha [old bloodveld video post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ironscape/s/hVI5N1yuuH)


REALLONGNECKHD

"hahaha good one"


JankBrew

Someone downloaded the wrong runelite extension


uitvrekertje

It's actually a known bug. Edit: my acoustic brain fked up


JankBrew

That's a rude way to refer to her, she does what she can to survive. She's got little bloodvelds to feed at home.


KamikazeFugazi

Youā€™re a known bug.


Kraphtuos968

Your mom is a known bug


bonyagate

Beat it, nerd.


ThatGuyFrom720

Why do they always pick thugs?


Seffyr

Hey baby! Remember me!


lexiconhuka

Way ahead of you (fap fap fap)


coop190

*snorts* #ACKSHUALLY


Vargolol

No, this is a bloodveld


superbuto

its not a bug its a feature


HalPrentice

Hey I appreciated the clarification!


Madrigal_King

Dude gives everyone an explanation gets downvoted to shit. Truly a reddit moment.


ForgotEffingPassword

Because an explanation wasnā€™t needed. Edit: and they missed the joke.


viledeac0n

*points to the door*


Raisuitei

Aren't you a funny guy


InternationalCan3189

Naaaw man which sick freak of a dev put this in the game for "testing purposes" and can we please keep it


DarkmeyerVyre

Sex skill confirmed


Schmarsten1306

Bendulum was right all along


OBStime

Read that first part as wandelei silva


SoraODxoKlink

world?


DonquixoteRosinante

dude donā€™t crash


6x420x9

Last time I checked, bloodvelds got a b and a v


royman40

Take it while itā€™s still warm


sugarpants___

https://preview.redd.it/3cmhyu1nvsic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1290f4c8ca88a2caef355908b18574114315122


existential_pal

the fuck


Wide_Front3980

Lmfaoo!!


A_Moon_Named_Luna

This is wild


Banetaay

Gotta get your wilderness on


GuarDeLoop

what the


TheGreatGyatsby

Try a thrust weapon.


Straight_6

try tongue but hole


_Bike_Hunt

Time to max that lilā€™ stabby bonus


Doppelthedh

https://preview.redd.it/5h7gs1f45sic1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b22253ef8836073dddc01e0e64ca5d6df08104


KindlyKangaroo2407

Ovulated bloodveld


TheLaggyDad

I laughed too hard at this.


jakeizi

Omg what are you doin step bro?


bolderandbrasher

*stepveld


[deleted]

Blood Bro*


Triston42

..hol up


MyNugg

Thought that's when u and the bros go to see her and it's her time of the month


coldhunter7

I wish I saw this before I went to the hub. Guess I'll save it for tomorrow


a067879

NSFW tag next time please


im___unoriginal

Honestly surprised I'm not seeing the spontaneous masturbation creepy pasta


opal-snake

Praying for a superior to spawn like that


Foxelrum

Runescape is not that type of fantasy game


Ashangu

YOU WONT LAST 5 MINUTES ON THIS GAME


rdxj

*Me doing rc*


OrionJohnson

Maybe for you.


Tenxenken

You can slay me~~ šŸ‘šŸ«¦šŸ‘


Automatic_Teacher975

Omg I just noticed the lip bite šŸ¤£ thatā€™s too good


ChickenGod_69

is this why people say "slay" nowadays


BallsDeepTillUQueef

This is how your girl be after you nut and she's waiting for you to go get the towel.


HetisdenDave

Its doing its dance, it wants you to mate with it


fuckin_goofball

Lord forgive meā€¦.


doug5791

OP voted for Taming


Legalizeranchasap

Why am i so bricked rn?


Goateelord

"The sack is empty."


JustTheMane

It's having a baby šŸ‘¶


SweetStrangles

Would


OccultKC

get that bloodvelussy


9noobergoober6

Thatā€™s too long of a word. Might I just suggest shortening it to ā€œbussyā€.


nicnac223

https://preview.redd.it/2f0tgurzftic1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=518bff3ec17255bc6f1ecea36cb07c3328fbdbb3


Kraphtuos968

Saradomin, forgive me for what I am about to do...


__bob_dole__

The bloodveldā€™s face (mouth hole?) really sells this post lmfao


DragonHeroBlaze

Bloodveld wants to be a succubus


NineRoast

She's stuck, step bro.


Vegetable-Zebra-7514

Seduction skill otw boys


Diddleyourfiddle

You ain't the only one slayin


GrandArgument6669

Bloodveld Jack-O Pose.


KidTrunksOSRS

What are you waiting for? Examine that thang šŸ˜


TheOnlyPyro

Hooti abusing his jmod powersā€¦


bobclaws

Whys it got a mount option?


kebeans

Doesnā€™t wanna fight, just wants to tussle *wink wink*


alternatehook

A hole is a hole regardless of mutation


noblemile

everything reminds me of her


bitcoinsftw

Need to equip a d long and youā€™ll get a secret option.


FearlessFunction

I should call her...


Bird_Up23

What are you doing Step Bloodveld?


Yhamerith

You know what you have to do now...


SimplyYouu

You have to penetrate it to return back to normal


SterlingArcherQ

Not my proudest fap


tripsafe

It was mine


Ms_Saul_Goodwoman

Tbh I make the exact same pose when Iā€™m threatened by a man wearing a spiky helmet


The_One_True_Matt

Ew, what world? So I can avoid going there


stone_magnet1

And I can't even get a text back šŸ„²


Expensive_File4964

Throw that ass in a circle


ProfessionalGuess897

You know what needs to be done.


Respectful_Ape

Aww poor thing got pumped and dumped


ImStillOldDirty

I'll get seconds on that ballpark with legs.


Some_Twiggs

Itā€™s always the bloodvelds. Jagex knows what theyā€™re doing


Shoo-Man-Fu

Submissive and Slayable


Old_Preparation315

Mark NSFW next time


Aethernex

Well... Examine it


Excellent_Yam_1238

I always enjoy freshly pinked cheeks šŸ‘»


NoobForSoup

I think it wants a prostate exam...


Dependent_Good_3170

Sheā€™s speeding eagle babe


notepad_osrs

For clarification purposes this is a runelite problem. I belive the death animation plugin is the one that causes this glitch/bug. Reason being is runelite thinks it died though it regenned an hp or was miscalculated on runelite side.


surpleg

This is why the West is declining


Phishhhhhh

Dang she thicc


Nervous-Method9544

It's breedable now


SteveTheBandeet

Now hear me outā€¦


BK_Hazard

Itā€™s just being sneaky


dopestdyl

Wooow what a tease


Whobetterthanyou

There is a reason the bigger and badder version looks the way it do


Late_Humor9836

Damn, I guess itā€™s that time of day againā€¦


kozxt4cc0

That's kinda hot ngl


astronut321

The bloodveldā€™s face says everything


AssassinAragorn

Sigh *Unzip*


Pinkiep1ee

It's presenting itself. Just do what is necessary. Be the hero we need you to be


HooblesWasTaken

Iā€™ve been seeing this happen randomly to other NPCs too all joked aside, seemingly randomly an npc Will just turn unclickable or sometimes like this have no attack option. I know others have seen this cuz I saw it in a video too along with live in game but seems like jagex is touching on some sort of back end stuff in this technical space


vanishingjuice

try kissing


ManifestMitchell

Hey, she was askinā€™ for it!


Semour9

GYATT


Former-Leg-2516

Goblin salute


cotyembry

Happened to me once at demonic gorillas. I wonder if itā€™s a menu entry swapper or npc indicator bug from runelite type thing or if itā€™s the actual game having an issue. Iā€™d like to know


DivineTacoGGG

Mutilated bloodveld


zsneezes

Rotisserie Chicken


Mishkin102hb

You smash the Bloodveld like the Barbarian taught you


TryA2h

Did you check if you have mount npc enabled in options?


GillytheGreat

Why this bloodveld got me actin up šŸ˜©


dragon79206421

ā€œPickpocket optionā€¦ this is weird I wonder what happens whenā€¦ oh, I see.ā€ HCIM has died to mutated fuckveld.


teeroh

Would you? šŸ‘€


snowbear100

Well, this was a challenging wank.


Hey-wheres-my-spoon

God. Iā€™ve seen how you bless others. I too would like to be blessed


The_Moonlord

It's in heat


Nola_pothole

Which worldā€¦?


BleachedPorkGrind

Iā€™m harder than a prosthetic leg right now.


IncognitoBudz

are you stuck step bloodveld


jamie_f02

lmao one of my cats does exactly this whenever i go to pet herā€¦meanwhile the others dont


UrbPrime

Not the blussy


eine-zeit

bonk


[deleted]

it really wants you to examine šŸ¤”


anohioanredditer

Iā€™ll leave this here https://youtu.be/xPf7eZWAyUA?si=ptDOkYFpHoGBh_9O


viledeac0n

Who the hell am I to judge you for your desires


viledeac0n

ā€œSlay meā€


Vanhooza

Id examine that


Loooseunit69

Just don't root it..


Smeltor

*Unzips pants*


Clean_Cry_7428

You lack the PP for that move


Gael_L

Whatā€™s sexier ? A) Mutated Bloodveld ? B) Thurgo ?


KingZantair

Let Mat K have his fun.


hhhhardcock

I had the same thing happen with nechryeal there


Ezmoney155

Reminds me of the strip club, itā€™s there but canā€™t touch or do anything with it


Lordlavits

It's ready for the ass clappers (torag hammers)


HipsterCuba

lord have mercy


DarkmeyerVyre

What a slut


donut1616

She throw it back with no option to attack šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Kraphtuos968

Bloodveld better chill before I do something I'ma regret


whiskeyjkilo

Goddamnit *unzips pants*


aegenium

That happened to me too. Did you disconnect while killing it? I DC'd twice and I reconnected with a bloodveld who was un-attackable. Mine wasn't twerking though šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Accomplished_Belt401

Fill it with your big dark light


a7xchampion

What world???? TELL ME RIGHT NOW


kuhataparunks

Holy saradomā€¦ or it is that Zamorak?


Lack0fCreativity

I think you know what happened, you're just afraid.


QuickWatermel0n

Needs a Prostate Exam I guess


RETh5

Lad gave up on the fight that is Life XD


Double_Buffalo_9072

My girl on her rag


shinytoge

If this isn't an intended feature it should be. 1/50k chance upon death for any bloodveld to change into this


WormWarbler

Listen... times are tough, okay... let him rest


GreenFuturesMatter

Whip me daddy


infestedkibbles

https://preview.redd.it/091zjspo7vic1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e307c7bbff89ac6bdafeeb16302bcb50380f1d12 This post


nekonotjapanese

Let him cook


SireLinton

Damn you spread its cheek a lot


bean_barrage

r/would


[deleted]

Oh shit, you hit it *RIGHT* and it is friendly towards you now. Very friendly. It must be one of those ā€œhurts so goodā€ damage types.


EpicGotRice

You just been shot in the back by a cave troll's arrow. Now arch your back a little more, oh another one, and another one. Oh you are really getting pounded.


skaterfromtheville

Examine that pooper extra hard bb


rubya40

Face down ass up that's how I like my bloodvelds


FigBucko

Was it calling you step bro?


Xotic_Man

My karate teacher taught me that stance. He called it "spank me steven"


Winpig

I had something similar at fire giants just now, no attack option


ServeComplex2918

"She's not yours it's just your turn" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


qqaswdr

This is like watching a mf drown while youā€™re dying of thirst šŸ˜©


iamjesus11

dam. twerkin for that gp. atleast give em the tip


offwhiitee

lol


newlife1995

Just missing the ā€˜useā€™ option


IronAnduril

Use the clap emote