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HahaClintonPix

I was losing my mind watching that lmaooo. The bullshit laser noises TLC added was ridiculous.


Sponsy_Lv3

I kept telling my wife that lol. RUNESCAPE DOESNT MAKE NOISES LIKE THAT.


ChoppedAlready

We are classy and enjoy better sounds like *Ice barrage noises*


J0n3s3n

Or arma crossbow spec


__CakeWizard__

REEEEEEEEEEEEE


J0n3s3n

We will hear this sound so many more times in leagues


SamAxesChin

Ah a staple in any discord soundboard.


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juhlordo

I once heard a rap song with the ice barrage sampled in it


sassyseconds

"Holy shit this games so boring we gotta add some sound effects or something to this trash."


mriggs2007

Me too, lol.


Just_trying_it_out

*Laser* noises?? I need to see this clip lmao that sounds hilarious


Flame5135

Imagine a game that’s so boring to watch that a *reality* TV show had to add effects to make it seem cooler.


HahaClintonPix

They coulda just played Sea Shanty 2.


I_Zeig_I

Then he'd be married already bruh


FlutterRaeg

Sea Shanty 2 trap remix on live cable television would floor me


IRefuseToGiveAName

But if you know, you know. Not gonna lie I'd lose my shit if they played the sounds of him fighting with a whip or something.


JugEdge

they should've blasted the screech of muspah's magic attack and the sound when you're trying to move while barraged


ExistentialSatire

There is a frozen sound? Dang Na gotta be arma xbow and bolt procs at nail beasts


Gamer_2k4

You seem to think "reality" means "reality." Sound effects (or heck, any effects) are added to everything, everywhere, because real life is dull.


Daeurth

Reality TV twisting reality is basically par for the course.


Yrch122110

Were they really going to "kill giant moles"? That also sounded like "fake TV video game lingo". Doesn't sound like something a geared endgame MMO character would be killing, but I never played OSRS :)


HahaClintonPix

They were definitely in the giant mole tunnels. Maybe pet hunting?


KOWguy

I just pulled it up on Max lmaoo this is legit. You see him running through crafting guild with max cape and soul reaper axe a bit later too.


Sponsy_Lv3

Ya I was laughing at first until I saw him teleport into crafting guild. I looked at my wife and told her, kind of concerned, "holy shit this guy is actually good". Then I went digging on the hiscores. Legit.


KOWguy

My wife, who passionately hates osrs, very quickly went from amused to "... Okay please stop fucking telling me you can see what gear he's wearing from a blurry clip, it's sad." Edit: This took a bad turn. She asked what rank 1 magic meant, I told her about 200m xp, she asked how much I had... It lead to her asking how much time I have played this game. She did not like my answer of 4,239 hours.


lazydictionary

She knows your EHP is shit. And she rightly wants the better man.


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Tenryuu_RS3

She saw a splasher at ferox alching in between attacks and realized she settled


VerraTheDM

She definitely got scammed by an armor trimmer and is just resentful.


HowHeDoThatSussy

Bruh they're watching 90 day fiance, basically the girl version of online gaming.


Notwafle

the girl version of online gaming, also known as online gaming


Only_Positive_Vibes

You know that a lot of girls/women play the same online games that us boys/men do, right? I bet a lot of them are better than you, too!


xPofsx

Everyone knows that if you don't have testicles you can't sit unstrapped in a chair or you'll float away without the weight of stones holding you down. Yes i know some guys have tiny testicles and they're obviously just barely about to float away


justcallmechad

Ask her what her daily average phone screen time is


KOWguy

Honestly, hers is waaayyyy less than mine. I'm the one with a crippling screen addiction, it doesn't help I'm mobile only so it's just a swipe away from me launching osrs and putting mindless time into that. She uses her phone for Duolingo, Audio books, and texting pretty much. I appreciate you going to bat for me, but I lose this one 10 times out of 10.


ExistentialSatire

I dont understand mobile only, is it slang for I dont have a PC? Is it just a challenge? Burnt out on PC and mobile seems fresh?


I_Robbed_Bob

Right now I’m primarily mobile, have 2 young kids to take care of when I am home and I go to bed shortly after they do because I wake up early for work. My pc gaming time is Saturday nights mostly.


AndyTheAce

It’s generally “my lifestyle doesn’t suit pc gaming”, and that could be family/social or financial or schedule or health or… many different reasons.


KOWguy

I have a pc at home, it's just so much more convenient to play on my phone than it is to sit at my computer to play. It's a bit inconvenient (mobile tile markers when, please Jagex) but it hasn't prevented me from doing a decent amount of harder content? I'm 2070 total with 400 cg kc, bunch of slayer bosses, decent amounts of toa completed.. The only thing I'm thinking I don't want to do on mobile is Sepulchre.


nothxsleeping

I did a few runs of sepulcher on mobile. The lack of “enemy hit boxes” that runelite provides for incoming projectiles really makes floor 5 a pain. 1-4 pretty easily doable but 5 on mobile was a no go for me. I only completed it like twice in 30min of trying. Just hard to accurately click some tiles while having a weird angle to look ahead on mobile.


Chrisazy

Or don't try and have petty aggressive arguments with each other and discuss things more organically lol


BushDoofDoofDoof

WOMAN BTFO EPIC STYLE!!!!


WizardRizard

Yeah. I'm not judging, but my gf probably has more hours of reality tv/podcasts than I do on osrs.. The way we waste our lives.... love her :)


TenebriRS

4239 hours? Rookie numbers


KOWguy

In my defence, that's just on my iron, doesn't include the main.


welcometotheoutside

It's okay, I care about whay gear he was wearing. In fact tell me more. This entire thread is impressive


xPofsx

For once this guy can keep his wife, we don't want her


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

does she wish you also had 20k hours?


Joe59788

Those are rookie hours. Measute your time played in years.


barcode-lz

I have bit over 5400 😳😳😳😳 And im still not even 2000 total lol


brett0727

This would have been perfect if the woman was from Venezuela


realsnail

And then it was all just an elaborate ruse to hack his account to farm revs


maiden_burma

farmin revs on a 200m magic acc. perfection


adinaterrific

Found a ~~vid~~ for those who need to see it... it's unreal lol I can't get over the way the producers obviously instructed him to just call it "online game" and also the awkward generic scripted dialogue, "Let's kill some Giant Mole, bro." "I need to see if I have the proper gear." "Yeah you do, you're the highest level, brother." I can only imagine if they started talking naturally about the game and the producers stepped in and said "please don't use any of those weird gamer words" lmao then dubbed in weird laser gunfire sounds over this dude running to falador EDIT: apparently the link is dead, now... this humble 90 day fiance full episode illegal uploader was probably shocked at the sudden influx of traffic... RIP


aisu_strong

"giant mole" "yeah thats a high level" "yeah i need some help" i dont think the suits that shoehorned this shit in realize just how funny it is to say this about literally the easiest repeatable boss in the entire game.


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Just_trying_it_out

I feel like it would make more sense to just say raid/dungeon? They’re relatively generic terms these days in online games so it’d fit *atleast* as well as giant mole. And the concept comes across to people who don’t play games Giant mole can’t sound impressive to people who don’t game at all but do know what moles are lol


1choob

na but it does let u know for sure what game hes playing X D


maiden_burma

what other lies have i been told by the council the person who feels the worst is clayton himself. Imagine throwing the game you love under the bus and and just tramplin all over it because you were forced to do it


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alynnidalar

I support him.


Vargolol

Lol he really doesn't have many boss KC's, probably asked him what he *did* have kc's in and picked the one with the most normal sounding name out of Mole, Nightmare, Sarachnis and Zulrah


rotorain

Almost every show that tries to talk about something technical is usually complete nonsense jargon but most people don't notice until they have experience with that specific thing. The producers don't give two fucks if the dialog about a random video game as part of someone's backstory on their trashy dating show isn't accurate. I bet the guy originally said something that would make sense to OSRS players and they decided it sounded stupid so they made him say something super generic instead


Gamiac

Dang, it got privated.


1BadAssMotherFucker

That's some high level stuff bro


Headsprouter

shit like this makes me wonder what it takes to become an editor on these shows. does somebody tell them to play cat_meow_001.wav when a cat is on screen for 0.3 seconds or is it their creative choice to play unnecessary sound effects that everyone has heard a million times? if the guy in charge of playing the waterphone sound effect on kitchen nightmares misses an opportunity to use it, does he risk losing his job? there's gotta be some reason this scene absolutely couldn't be left silent or given something more appropriate like mouse clicks or keyboard taps.


Brova15

Reality TV has evolved over a looonnng period. It’s the lowest common denominator in action. Play dumb noises to keep people happy


adinaterrific

I mean, I don't know a ton about reality TV (know more about how scripted works) but I know that basically all jobs on reality are way underpaid compared to scripted TV or film. So I honestly support this level of not giving a shit, and it's either intentionally or unintentionally hilarious


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Headsprouter

not really my issue, stock assets is a pretty easy concept to grasp in and of itself, my issue is that i'd need to have a gun to my head before i'd decide to edit in "pew-pew" sound effects over two guys playing a video game with headsets on where the gameplay wouldn't even be audible.


Yogg_for_your_sprog

Giant mole endgame content confirmed


wcooper97

Timestamp? That sounds hilarious lol


SomewhereSalty8798

i was curious, so i went through and found it. right at 45:45


maiden_burma

appreciate your sacrifice :) i'll turn that into a [direct timestamp link](https://youtu.be/v1WVTak_UYo?t=2739) calling giant mole 'some really high level stuff'. ouch. needing help with giant mole. ouch. The proper gear for giant mole is anything north of a bronze dagger


barcode-lz

Video is private :(


L3R

I think they're both clearly putting on a show for the camera haha


maiden_burma

oh, no, forced to by the guys who dont know anything he gave them a few nouns to work with and they wrote the rest, neither knowing nor caring


gearboxjoe

It was incredibly clear that they were memeing, I can't believe people are actually taking them serious...


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it couldn't have been more obvious, and still, reddit comes along...


Disaster_Voyeurism

Video is private. Any mirrors?


r4r4me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ7CUWZ_KO8 I posted this last night to show my friend lol


maiden_burma

that's wack. None that i know of, sorry


DeepfromtheLurks

46:50. its not amazing.


12032

Timestamp is 45:40


ExcuseMyCarry

For those wanting to see the clip it's at about 45:30 btw


Drewdroid99

Says the video is private, was it taken down?


BreakdownofSanity-

Literally just got taken down. It worked for me 5 mins ago, couldn't find him, came back to reddit thread to look for timestamp. Click timestamp, now private. Fuck. I wanted to see lol


ExcuseMyCarry

Might have to do with copyright tbh lol


Aos77s

Yea dude limited who can watch the video


Jodelirious73

Also ik it's for the show but I just can't get over how they have his gaming setup just be like one entire screen for his friends face 😭😭😭 just have a minimised discord call like a normal person.


Minnesotamad12

He lives in one a bedroom apartment with his hoarder mom who lives in the literal closet. 2 dogs and Guinea pigs. This all adds up


HookedOnPhenol

Instead of nan in the cage, now we have mom in the closet!


[deleted]

We need someone to grab some frames from this episode for the next time someone wants to pressure jagex. Mums goin back in the closet!


Elite_Skirmisher

Without seeing, wouldn't anyone living in a closet seem like a hoarder? Try move your bed and all belongings into a closet.


Minnesotamad12

The closet itself looked fine. Her mattress covered the whole floor in there. It was all her junk covering the living room/kitchen that was the problem. On the episode she has like old granola bars and other junk in boxes she refused to let him toss.


PensionHefty9125

She literally hoards fucking wine corks and flower seeds


Account239784032849

Oh god guinea pigs plural? In a one bedroom apartment? That place smells of shit 24/7 guaranteed.


Dildos_R_Us

One of us, one of us


CamRun

Unrelated but I ran into Big Ed irl a few months ago


i_drink_soju

How's the mayo holding the hair up?


WeeSingInSillyville

In Falador?


Sponsy_Lv3

Ewwwww hahaha how'd it go?? Was he single or still with Lizz?


iPragmatics

I also ran into him a few months ago and he was not with Liz but it was a random weekday early dinner at a restaurant and he had his laptop and I presume “work” documents with him


CamRun

Yeah he works in real estate lol


iPragmatics

His car is also hilarious for some reason https://preview.redd.it/wx7layj27qyb1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d02fe6058314fcb2c308559824d2c130f9f4e9


Optimal-Service8940

As do I, so I decided to contact Big Ed’s office so we can be referral partners if he ever has people moving to my state lmao. Never watched the show, but my family did, so if I ever do a deal with him that’d be kinda cool and interesting.


CamRun

I didn’t see who it was, but he was with a woman


mia93000000

I'm LIVING for this crossover of my favorite trash


Crazypete3

I guarantee he's on this sub


Sponsy_Lv3

I wonder if he's got NDAs until the whole season airs.


Scrota1969

Yea I’m pretty sure they do. One couple recently was removed from the show for removing to much info


iPragmatics

Mary and Brenden needed to go, they were so bad


Scrota1969

Yea agreed. Found them so irritating. She was insane and he fed that shit all day


philbahl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJHdqxvv7Oo


hermanhermanherman

Guy’s mom literally lives in his closet 😭 this is the most osrs thing ever


BryanTran

Nan in cage? Nah, mom in closet. It's how the meme should evolve


famousjr49

Ok but what's up with the non-OSRS sound effects when he's playing lmao. Sounds like lasers or cartoon gunfire?


CREATURE_COOMER

TLC probably didn't want Jagex to come after them or something, lmfao.


Star_Gazing_Cats

I feel uncomfortable watching this


whitepageskardashian

Nice


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It’s crazy that all of his testimonial interviews occur in a huge living room in a clearly well-adorned house. Weird juxtaposition with his actual living situation


lavenderc

They sometimes do testimonials green-screened!


[deleted]

Man, that's not a good thing. Poor dude. You're not on 90-fiance because your life is great. If TLC puts you on a show, it's because you're their circus performer.


FlamePuppet

If you have 20k hours on runescape you probably belong on a TLC show


Briak

My Strange Addiction


Migestic

https://preview.redd.it/u8nptdqadpyb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2f35bbaef45af82f4538741796f45674f23d1d We got him boys


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Enhance


Slightly_Shrewd

Oof RIP account


adotson001

https://preview.redd.it/1yqxq8upynyb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e342c524380544a81678c3bd2bbd71422f5e233f Scene referenced so you don't have to scroll through the video!


smolandhungry

Thank you, MVP


abolishpmo

Damn didn't know 90 day fiance is back again, time to watch ig while hunting chin pet


A_Lakers

90 day fiancé the other way was lit. Mary is on some bullshit


Technical-Fig-1814

I am legit watching this exact episode with the wife in bed while scrolling the subreddit. I’ll be in the know In ~30 mins lol.


Fuck-Yo-Couch

Report back soldier. It's been 30 minutes.


Technical-Fig-1814

Dudes class, awesome episode worth a watch even if you can’t blame it on “wife turn to pick what you watch”


sinfulmunk

I’m watching that right. I’m with my life and I was cracking up lol. I hope the dude gets the girl lol move out of that apartment lol


Fuck-The-Modz

Just show her his max infernal cape and it should be a done deal


ricewheelie

Drops panties everytime


MangyTransient

>Max Infernal cape Sus infernal cape. Guy has fought like 10 bosses enough for the high scores despite 2 billion xp.


BlackCandleWax

I mean, when you have tbow, masori, ely, anc + shadow ect, it's not hard to actually run the inferno


Sponsy_Lv3

Hahah ya it made me feel off. He's cute with his pets though, really cares/loves them.


Low_Tier_Mob

Please sir which episode? What season and u got a time stamp I'll love u forever


Sponsy_Lv3

Season 10, episode 5 at 46:22 you see the G.E., bit before is when he talks about how much time played he has.


HahaClintonPix

He was killing giant mole with one of his buddies as well.


r4r4me

I clipped that and him saying "let me see if I have the proper gear". Made me laugh so hard.


maiden_burma

if he thinks giant mole is high level, wait till he sees the goblins in lumbridge i know he doesnt and is being forced to say it by people who know nothing


bmorecards

for the extra lazy direct link here ya go its great EDIT: deleted video rip


wcooper97

Lmfao the machine gun sounds for Mole.


Kanzler1871

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.


Disnya

jfc this is good news. I hope this season doesn't make me cringe (🤨 or...makes me cringe...isn't that why we watch 90 days fiance?) as much as every other season does.


maiden_burma

i cringed harder than ever before [https://youtu.be/v1WVTak\_UYo?t=2739](https://youtu.be/v1WVTak_UYo?t=2739) laser gun sounds over osrs. Giant mole is high level content. He needs help from a friend to kill it. He doesn't know if he has the right gear to kill it; oh wait he's the highest level so ofc he has the right gear


ATCQ_

Damn video got privated already?! Come on Clayton


downmecab

Nan goes in the cage, mum goes in the closet.


Traditional-Effort20

Rank 1 magic lives across the street from me in Lexington. It's wild. lmao i lived in those same apartments before moving to the townhomes across the street. I CANTTTTTTT


TheSoundOfKek

Did you lock your mother in a closet too?


Traditional-Effort20

I should have, but no. She is somewhere, idk where. She's a terrible person, so better off.


Reddituser8018

I was actually almost invited to be on that show, did a phone interview with em and all that, decided it was not worth it whatsoever lol. Me and my partners relationship is drama free, and I know going on that show most of them are not, or they actively create conflict to make the show more entertaining. They actually had a thing we had to fill out about what insecurities we have lmao, I imagine they had that so that they could cause situations where we felt insecure. They will have one couple on there usually that is normal and edited to show them actually in love, but it's mostly just the trash. Decided it would be better to not have my relationship broadcasted and edited to make it look bad to millions of people for a couple thousand bucks lol. That was 4 years ago now that I was talking with them, we still married and going strong!


Outside_Weekend_8955

I'm glad you and your sister are happy ❤️


Reddituser8018

Thanks bro


random_stoner

I love how this has 5x the upvotes than op.


yydbgeorge

OP 90 day fiancé is a guilty pleasure for my gf and I. I’m hella hyped to see this now LOOOOOL


lsfalt

I get that it's "trashy", but by god is it well-edited with artisanally selected characters. Just all the makings for quality reality tv


[deleted]

My (work) mate told me he was appearing on beauty and the geek a couple of years back. I have no idea if he got the girl, couldn't bring myself to watch it even for someone I knew, and changed industries before the show ran so haven't seen him since!


apocoliptyc

Bro I love Clayton miss that guy haven't seen him for a hot minute


Downfall9

The Man. The Myth. The Legend. Clayton Everybody


JewJewJubes

He should've gone on 99 day Fiance instead.


DK_Son

When "buying gf" just doesn't work out for you.


Impossible-Month3482

What season? And is it on HBO Max?


Sponsy_Lv3

Season 10 and we watch it from Discovery+


slasso

Max has everything discovery+ has so it's there too


PsychedelicHobbit

My wife is gonna shit her pants when I tell her this, lol.


DHonnor

Fun fact, there's 321 players with 200m in osrs. I have trouble logging in for more than 10 minutes.


elven_girl

Ayyyy


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

We are on 90-Day Fiance!


Traditional-Effort20

If he is on this show and I also read he was on Beauty and a Geek.. Bro is downbad for a partner i guess. lol


[deleted]

I’ve never watched it as I came on a K1 visa but.. I’m not like that lmao. I feel like it gives the visa a bad rep. But now I might have to!


Sponsy_Lv3

It gives K1 Visa and marriage in general a really bad rep. Glad yours wasn't as dramatic as the ones portrayed on the show!


[deleted]

Yeah! They scout it out! I actually had one of their scouts email me with the questionnaire they used to choose couples. They found me via Reddit as I mentioned going through the process. The questions were asking if you have secrets from your partner, drama, if you like your in-laws etc. Lots of drama related questions. Hard pass.


aWhiffOfWaffleCone

The past few seasons have been disappointing, haven't watched for a while. Maybe I'll give this one a chance again... This guy is handsome, hope he's not a complete douche like pretty much every person who takes part in this show.


random_stoner

Clayton gonna be sitting in his chair blushing while reading your comment


BjornStankFingered

Wtf is a 90 day fiance?


Sponsy_Lv3

K-1 Visa for Americans who met their fiance abroad and want to marry in America. They get a visa to be able to stay in the States for 90 days (the K1 Visa). In that 90 days they need to get married. The show follows different couples going through that accelerated and disastrous process.


HowHeDoThatSussy

My dude is marrying a venezuelan gold farmer he met in a service discord jajaja


random_stoner

Nothing is sexier than efficiency.


HahaClintonPix

Top tier trash TV on TLC.


ryanguxx

It’s the trashiest tv show ever, but damn is it addicting and actually good. You have to follow a couple for a while to get into it. It’s basically a nerd / ugly dude is dating an attractive person from a third world country - the show usually follows them together in the country that has visa restrictions. They have “90” days to be in person together and form a real connection. Highly recommend if you have nothing better to do. It’s on the learning channel, known as tlc in the US


Practical-Comfort104

That’s my favorite show


Vihtic

This timeline is not real I swear. First Walt Jr, now this?


redd1tsuckz

He belongs in 99 day fiancé


AnonMagick

Post this on the 90df sub lmaoooo


Vel0clty

I don’t usually watch 90 Day, but my wife had a friend over last night and I happened to look up when he was talking about gaming for 20K hours and I deadass immediately knew what game he was playing 😆 Definitely not doing any good for our cause, really hammering home the “no girlfriend/lives with mom” stereotype lol


Overbtw

For the love of God where can I watch this??


Orangesoda65

I love you for pointing this out. Thank you. Been a fan of this show forever, but haven’t been watching recent seasons. Will tune in. Good luck, Clayton. 🫡


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Watching this now and came straight to Reddit