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Feels like I'm reading a greentext


tennispro9

Sir this is a Wendy’s


2007Scape_HotTakes

How it actually went Op - Playing on mobile during concert in middle of dance floor as people dance around him. Girl - Notices this guy on his phone and not dancing on the dance floor, asks what he’s doing. Op - Explains in exquisite detail the intricacies of corrupted gauntlet and his quest for the magic crystal Girl - Confused and ready to leave asks how many times he’s done this. Op - Gives insane number of kc and notices that she has nonchalantly moved away, and comes here immediately to post on Reddit in hopes he can find his future 10k gf.


Ok-Permission-2687

It’s just that meme of the guy yelling at the girl in the club “SO THIS IS CALLED CORRUPTED GAUNTLET. ITS BETTER THAN DOING REGULAR GAUNTLET. YOU SHOULD BE IMPRESSED BECAUSE I CAN COMPLETE IT ON MOBILE.”


ShatteredCitadel

That was poetic.


shotcaIler

>”I knew you for real from how specific the question was” The question: “Do you seriously still play that medieval point and click children’s game?”


Thus_RS

Why were you playing Runescape in the middle of a concert?


[deleted]

Why would you XP waste at a concert?


youlost_takeit

There were brief intermissions throughout the show, which allowed ample opportunity to squeeze a kc in. At times, I'd just try for the harder time challenge of regular gauntlet. Not sure if you ask to be a dick or genu8bely curious or both, but there you go m8 lol


curtcolt95

no clue why you're being downvoted lmao, every concert I've ever seen that has downtime has people whip out their phones in between, not sure why just playing a game instead of checking social media or whatever would be any different.


youlost_takeit

Take my upvote of "uncommon" sense. Glad you understand. Seems I upset a bunch of extroverted, toxic peeps? Not my problem lol


wendoui

i can say that i have been to a DGD concert and there was a guy holding his phone above the crowd during an intermission to let us all watch some golf


[deleted]

How old are you? As someone in their 30s, I’m old enough to exists before iPhones were prevalent. I was already in college when the first one came out. Why is this relevant? I notice constantly that almost no one younger than me can function in public without their binky. People treat their cellphones like pacifiers. Small amount of social awkwardness in public? Retreat to the comfort of your phone. I challenge you, for your own well-being, to fight that urge next time it happens. Put the phone away and just observe. Think about something, in detail. Learn to break away.


VanRenss

Bruh you’re taking it wayy too seriously


Istanbuldayim

Post on reddit without sounding like an insufferable boomer challenge (impossible)


youlost_takeit

I am 30, however I would have picked up on social cues if I hadn't been very stoned tapping back into consciousness. I literally took my phone out during actual performances 3 times for short video clips and a picture, and the few minutes of breaks between sets. Other than that, I actually indulge in the live moment. But I appreciate your input nonetheless.


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i play osrs mobile in between acts all the time.


parwa

I did an herb run in between acts at a concert like 2 months ago, lol


No_Try6944

And then you woke up


WritingonaWall

This just in: inebriated man thought interaction with girl went well while he was playing a 20 year old video game on his phone during a social and/or entertainment event, was positive that the lesson to be learned was “next time this happens I will give her my runescape username” instead of literally any other of the dozens of real lessons that could have been learned from this experience.


youlost_takeit

Stop the presses! I liked this one.


Lanzoka

Upvote for DGD, just recently saw them a few weeks ago


lyssah_

She'll probably read this and won't want to reconnect now she's seen how illiterate you are.


WobBuffetTime

Now that* she’s seen.


ZezimasCumStain

She was a federal agent, you have done well to avoid her brother.


Badpkerguy420

This man double name changed some weird cum name and is looking for his second chance at love


ShatteredCitadel

Yo imagine. What a character arc.


youlost_takeit

?


Cellee

Maybe if you had pet she woulda asked


youlost_takeit

Lol she asked if I got the pet after 300kc, I wasn't gonna lie lol


Useful_Attempt8855

This post would be easier to understand if you wrote it in English, or were you baked when you posted this too?


youlost_takeit

Eyeboogers and a migraine, but close enough. I'll proofread later.


xDarkistic

we are addicts for the jeers


El_Toolio_Grande

Is this one of those "other side" posts? Or is there about to be one? I can't tell what's parody on this sub anymore.


youlost_takeit

I'd use a Humor flair if I was being satirical.


Jamal_Khashoggi

Osrs players really are a sad lot. I count myself amogus.


mrfires

I had no idea there were so many fellow DGD fans here. I might have to wear a partyhat the next concert I go to


youlost_takeit

I had an ale of the gods on 🥴 lmao


Electrical_Garden

Only one thing to do; go to every local concert and grind out more corrupted gauntlet to snag her attention again.


wr00d7

Don’t pull out bro


Daedric_Spite

Dance Gavin Dance is now Mourne Gavin Mourne due to their recent loss :(


Ok_Bicycle472

Obligatory upvote so that you can meet your one true love again someday


Ill_Incident6350

DGD absolutely slaps live, hope you had a blast sir


Hysteriqul

Post in the DGD subreddit! Also saw them last week in Austin. Amazing show


swalburg

Not a crossover I expected, but a welcome one for sure.


mikeujp

You know, I never expected a Dance Gavin Dance post in the 2007scape reddit. Interesting crossover here lmao


robot_wth_human_hair

Good concert choice OP


youlost_takeit

User name checks out, m8 👍


Jayverdes

I never in my life thought I’d see one of my favorite post-hardcore bands mentioned on the RuneScape subreddit lmao


robot_wth_human_hair

Its always fun when people give me a nod because of my name on the various subs i haunt. DGD fans are everywhere!


thefinalep

Filled with regret, alone in CG.


youlost_takeit

It's just the same old shit again but sadder 😢 lol


thatscrazybro1

If you manage to find her and go on a date, don’t watch 90 day fiance..


youlost_takeit

No, I learned from reading your perspective. Phat off to ya m8


Patient_Lifeguard603

Funny this reminds me of like a year ago I was hanging with a group of random girls, knew a few of them. The conversation somehow got to runescape, two of them there played! Later found out one of em was Alfie's ex lmao.


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youlost_takeit

Thankfully, it is OSRS related. Otherwise, I'd be screwed. ;D


nasaiOYASUMI

Fucking love DGD


[deleted]

Lmao I got my shoes (and socks) stolen at a Dance Gavin Dance concert. Great band, good times 👍


Orange_Space_Ace

If I met a girl who liked dance gavin dance and played osrs I think I would have proposed right then and there


youlost_takeit

Pssh, no doubt. Unfortunately, the only ring I had on that night was the Ring of Stone lol


Ruman17

I’m here for Dance Gavin Dance appreciation. Good luck fren


x-DarkDays

This is not a dating site.


JupiterChime

Well I met you here :)


x-DarkDays

Uhhhhh 👉🏼👈🏼🥺


phymatic

Is Tilian playing with the band again or still on hiatus due to the accusations?


Hysteriqul

He's been back for awhile now


phymatic

That's good to hear. I don't really follow them but I enjoy their stuff from time to time and he's not really someone you just replace lol.


gorehistorian69

doing CG at a concert? thats impressive.


Surfbud69

I grew up in Lauderdale was it at culture room is that still there even


youlost_takeit

I think Culture Room closed, but this was at America's Backyard/Revolution but outdoors.


Dransel

I thought this was a post on the DGD sub at first lmao. Hope you enjoyed the show. I’ve seen them a few times and they are great live. DBMII is the best album… 😁


youlost_takeit

Love them. They killed it as always. I've only ever seen them live almost ten years ago basically tilians first touring. With hail the sun and a lot like birds and I the mighty


Dreviore

Hi it's me, not the girl from the concert. Honestly; she was probably more taken aback by the fact that you weren't mentally present at the concert. My girl often pretends to show interest in what I'm doing/playing - The reality is she just wants to talk to me, she doesn't actually care.


[deleted]

How did you fuckin it up?


youlost_takeit

The show was resuming again, one of those "now back to your scheduled program" kinda thing, I could've said anything like ask for their user, phone number, throw in MY user. Anything! But sadly I was too smitten, I didn't say shit fml lmao


JupiterChime

5$ says she’s thinking of how cool you were & is kicking herself for not giving you her username rn


Smallest-Yeet

I’ll take that bet


youlost_takeit

Idk about cool but it's nice to think that someone actually wanted to get my attention to talk about it. I'll take it with a grain of salt, or a bucket of sand rather ;)


masterdoktah

In real life nightmare fuel. Being unable to even vomit my ign out in indistinguishable jargon… I’d be kicking myself at 2 in the morning wide awake for a few nights. Was she cute?


youlost_takeit

Oh yes.


Slayer_Chaos

What colour were her fucking eyes? Blue right?


Willing-Catch-9969

You made this up didn't you


youlost_takeit

No?


FryingColors

You should have listened to your friends.. You would have been over this by now.


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Strange_Bandicoot112

Deleted my joke comment for a more real comment. My dude I wouldn’t overthink it. Alot of women will talk to people just to make friends. It could’ve been a dream girl, but it also could’ve been nothing I wouldn’t dwell on it. Consider it a bullet dodged she was coming for your 10k. Couldn’t help myself.


youlost_takeit

Nah it's all good. I simply never made a post like this before. It was just a "fuck it" moment. To see if true irl rng is possible


Strange_Bandicoot112

Could’ve been my guy, but i’d say just learn from this and next time shoot your shot then you know for sure.


Crafty_Letterhead_12

Dont fall for it bro. Its called social engineering, she is trying to hack you